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I’m reading Bible so you don’t have to! 🙃 Get episodes earlier on YouTube! New episodes every Sunday and Wednesday! Are you tired of christians and atheists cherry picking the Bible to make it say whatever they want it to say? Are you tired of hearing "that's out of context"? Well, this is the channel for you! I'm reading the whole Bible, every word, from the first page to the last page, in context! Is God going to reveal him/them/itself to me through it or is it going to read like an incoherent myth? Only time will tell (11+ years if my calculations are correct)! Subscribe!

  1. 12/15/2024

    No Lessons Worth Learning | Genesis RECAP

    In this recap, I go over the big stories in Genesis and see if there really is anything we can apply to our lives today or anything which will help us better understand our world. Spoiler alert: meh. The elephant video I mention: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQU2cqrtZA My links: http://www.joelvanvliet.com

    41 min

  2. 12/15/2024

    You intended evil, God intended different evil | Genesis 50

    In this chapter, Jacob dies which ends the story of the Hebrew patriarchs. Then Joseph gives us a window into the will of God and how he undermines free will to do "good" which any idiot observing can see isn't really all that good. My links: http://www.joelvanvliet.com

    14 min

  3. 12/11/2024

    Jacob spouts boring blessings | Genesis 49

    In this chapter, Jacob does WAY more than ONE blessing, proving that Isaac was dicking Esau around. My links: http://www.joelvanvliet.com

    17 min

  4. 12/11/2024

    Jacob takes Joseph's half Egyptian sons | Genesis 48

    In this chapter, Jacob is dying, but he takes some time to claim Joseph's half Egyptian kids as his own. Of course, this results in another firstborn/secondborn debacle as the Biblical writers can't come up with a new idea. My links: http://www.joelvanvliet.com

    16 min

  5. 12/08/2024

    God's disaster relief program sucks | Genesis 47

    In this chapter, Israel settles in Goshen and the famine rages on. This results (the famine part) in Pharoah owning all of the Egyptians and placing them in indentured servitude aka the GOOD kind of slavery. God's brilliant, life saving plan kinda flubs in the end. My links: http://www.joelvanvliet.com

    18 min

  6. 12/08/2024

    Jacob/Israel Heads to Egypt (with more names) | Genesis 46

    In this chapter, there's a little travel and a whole lot of names. My links: http://www.joelvanvliet.com

    11 min

  7. 12/04/2024

    Standards are Double or Non-existent | Genesis 31-45 RECAP

    My links: http://www.joelvanvliet.com

    30 min

  8. 12/04/2024

    The brother's have some 'splaining to do | Genesis 45

    In this chapter, Joseph's brothers return with Benjamin and Joseph finally drops the pretense! Oh, they laugh and cry and Joseph sends his brothers to get Jacob. Once Israel (Jacob) hears about Joseph, he doesn't bother following up on the bloodied dream coat... My links: http://www.joelvanvliet.com

    13 min
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I’m reading Bible so you don’t have to! 🙃 Get episodes earlier on YouTube! New episodes every Sunday and Wednesday! Are you tired of christians and atheists cherry picking the Bible to make it say whatever they want it to say? Are you tired of hearing "that's out of context"? Well, this is the channel for you! I'm reading the whole Bible, every word, from the first page to the last page, in context! Is God going to reveal him/them/itself to me through it or is it going to read like an incoherent myth? Only time will tell (11+ years if my calculations are correct)! Subscribe!

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