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Welcome to The Maltiverse, Malta’s premier comedy podcast, putting the island on the global laughter map! Join hosts Jay from XFM and Steve Hili, two comedic powerhouses, as they skillfully navigate the quirks of Maltese life with wit, humor, and a touch of irreverence.

  1. 4H AGO

    Maltiverse S03E07 - Everyone Has Drunk Stories

    The latest episode of TheMaltiverse Podcast is a full-tilt dive intodrunken chaos, terrible decisions, and legendary nights out. Stories from the boys (and our listeners/viewers)  include real-life stories of gettingabsolutely smashed, from throwing up while DJing, to threesomes during a weddingand  antics involving roundabouts,fingers, and zero self-respect. This week’s WouldYou Rather goes straight to hell, forcing impossible choices involving the mums of your mates  - not a would-you-rather to try at home unless you want to permanently ruin all your friendship! And the Agony Uncle segment levels up with one of the most unhinged hookup confessions yet: a potential one-night stand - and a sock that will never recover. If you love unfiltered comedy podcasts, alcohol-fuelled stories, brutal honesty, and banter that crosses every sensible line, this episode delivers. Expect chaos, naughty humour, and classic Maltiverse energy. Not for the easily offended. 🙌 BIG THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS ☕ Bruvv (Balzan)Two brothers (and their mum) serving absolutely amazing coffee, food, (thankyou for feeding us!) and an immaculate atmosphere.👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt 🕯️ Fog Buddies (Ħamrun)Candles, aromatic gifts, and grown-up goodies that make dangerously goodpresents. Check them out…👉 https://www.fogbuddies.com 👕 K Concepts MaltaThe absolute incredible printing legends behind all our merch.👉 https://www.kconceptsmalta.com

    34 min

  2. FEB 5

    Maltiverse S03E06 - Dating Nightmares | The Maltiverse Valentine’s Edition

    Valentine’s Day is coming… and this episode of The Maltiverse is a deep dive into sex, dating disasters, and relationship horror stories you won’t hear anywhere else. From “no no Sundays” to dating disasters involving bus stops, scary dogs, and garlic breath,— Steve & Jay unpack some of the strangest, funniest, and most uncomfortable listener confessions yet. 💌 The Agony Uncle segment is BACKIncluding hilariously messy relationship problems, like one unforgettable story involving a man being blamed for something that definitely wasn’t his fault… but absolutely ruined the bathroom. 🤔 Would You Rather? A truly naughty dilemma that nobody asked for, involving orifices, questionable smells, and instant regret.

    42 min
  3. Maltiverse S03E05 – Fears and Icks

    JAN 22

    Maltiverse S03E05 – Fears and Icks

    After our festive mini-episodes, The Maltiverse is BACK with a full-fat main episode. This Episode dives headfirst into irrational fears, unexplained icks, and deeply questionable human behaviour.From belly buttons and hair to mice, dolls, and other things that absolutely should not be terrifying — we unpack the weirdest fears you didn’t know you had (and some you definitely do).We also accidentally invent an NGO designed to help people pitch tents… for reasons that will make sense once you hear it.🔥 PLUS:The return of Agony Uncle — solving listener problems that are equal parts hilarious and filthy like the issue with the listener who accidentally sent a naughty video to the family WhatsApp groupA brutally wrong Would You Rather involving not knowing who you’re doing it withIf you like comedy that lives somewhere between therapy, chaos, and terrible ideas — this one’s for you.🎧 Sponsored by legends:☕ Bruvv (Balzan)Two brothers and one mum serving exceptional coffee and treats👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ Fog Buddies (Ħamrun)Candles, aromatic gifts, and grown-up goodies👉 https://www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts MaltaThe printing wizards behind our merch👉 https://www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/GzndwjX8Llk

    31 min
  4. Maltiverse S03E04 – Happy New Year

    JAN 8

    Maltiverse S03E04 – Happy New Year

    Welcome to the first Maltiverse madness of 2026!Steve & Jay are back with a chaotic mini-episode packed with New Year comedy, Malta based gossip, and all the unhinged nonsense you love.This episode full of New Years Chaos dives into:⚾ The World Series (sort of)👅 A Maltese celebrity lick🌚 Gl*ryhole conversations (because… of course)☕ Our FIRST Would You Rathers of 2026If you love Maltese comedy, funny podcasts, ridiculous banter, and two idiots saying things they definitely shouldn’t… this episode is for you.💥 SPONSORED BYBruvv (Balzan) – Coffee, treats & the perfect start to 2026👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.comK Concepts – Printing legends behind Maltiverse merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxffxZG1jNI

    9 min
  5. Maltiverse S03E03 – Boxing Day Bonus

    12/26/2025

    Maltiverse S03E03 – Boxing Day Bonus

    It’s Boxing Day, and the Maltiverse is bringing you a wild, festive, laugh-out-loud special!  Just a mini-episode as Steve & Jay unwrap the madness of the holidays—secret Santas, hammeroids, and even (maybe) Christmas holograms 🤯https://youtu.be/60RESU7MOc4Expect:🔥 Ridiculous Maltese chaos🎁 Festive laughs☕ …and maybe a holographic Steve. Just to make things even weirder!💥 Big love to our sponsors:Bruvv (Balzan) – Coffee and treats that make the Christmas season even  better!👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Hamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies – perfect gifts for Xmas 👉 www.fogbuddies.comK Concepts – Printing legends behind our iconic merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.com🎧 Subscribe NOW for:Hilarious Maltese comedy  Steve & Jay’s wild takes on life, Would you rathers, and terrible advice!

    7 min
  6. Maltiverse S03E02 – Christmas Disasters

    12/11/2025

    Maltiverse S03E02 – Christmas Disasters

    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse!This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in.🎁 PLUS:We play a totally deranged Christmas Would You Rather? featuring fairy lights, questionable decorations, and… yes… anuses. (We’re sorry. Sort of.)This episode is for you if you’ve ever:🎁 Received a terrible Christmas present🍷 Got way too excited at the office Xmas party😳 Survived a painfully awkward Christmas lunch…then welcome home. This is your festive chaos.👇 Got your own story or a problem for Agony Uncles Steve & Jay?Send it here: cavemen.me/story⭐ Huge thanks to our sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Amazing coffee & treats by two brothers (and an awesome mum!)👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯 Fog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, adult gifts & aromatic Christmas goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – The printing legends behind our merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/cSCJWfLy5C8🎧 Subscribe for Maltese madness, listener confessions, and the funniest WTF stories from the island and beyond!

    33 min
  7. Maltiverse S03E01 – Nightmare Bosses, Crappy Jobs & Wild Advice! 

    11/27/2025

    Maltiverse S03E01 – Nightmare Bosses, Crappy Jobs & Wild Advice! 

    We’re back, baby! Season 3 of The Maltiverse kicks off with a bang – and this one’s all about terrible bosses, crappy jobs, and the funniest work stories you’ll ever hear.From the boss who shaved his bits in front of his employee to the football coach who analysed the WRONG team – Steve and Jay are diving into the wildest job stories from Malta and beyond.Plus:💌 The Agony Uncle segment is back – with some hilarious (and slightly filthy) listener problems.🤔 A Would You Rather that goes completely off the rails… and leaves one Maltese radio station manager catching a few strays!If you’ve ever had a nightmare job, a mad boss, or just love a laugh about the madness of work life – this one’s for you.👇 Got your own story or problem for Agony Uncle?Send it to cavemen.me/story💥 Big shoutout to our amazing sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Two brothers (and one mum) serving up brilliant coffee and treats!👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt/🕯️ Fog Buddies (Hamrun) – Aromatic gifts, candles, and grown-up goodies. Perfect for Christmas!👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – Printing legends behind our merch!👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/Lvkc-HCWMgU🎧 Hit subscribe for more chaos, comedy, and Maltese madness – with Steve & Jay tackling the world’s dilemmas, one laugh at a time.

    40 min
  8. Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 012 – Abigail & Carlos

    10/03/2025

    Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 012 – Abigail & Carlos

    WOULD YOU RATHER Welcome to the SEASON FINALE of the most chaotic game in  Malta – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🌞🍹 To bring the curtain down, the fearless Abigail Mallia and the unstoppable Carlos Debattista returned for the last dance of summer — diving head-first into the most outrageous dilemmas yet: ⚡ Naked boss… or naked Nanna?👽 Alien abduction… or caressing Peppi Azzopardi?🧻 And the eternal mystery: Why do mummies love us so much? Fuelling this madness from episode one all the way to the grand finale were the heroes of flavour – BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) keeping the madness alive with food so cheeky and soulful, it deserves its own standing ovation. (Vegans, rejoice — they’ve got you covered too 🌱). And so… the season closes. A summer of mayhem, laughter, and the kind of questions you’ll never get out of your head. Thank you BRUVV. Thank you guests. And thank YOU for playing along. 🙌 This wasn’t just a game.This was The Maltiverse: Would You Rather.The season may be over… but the legend lives on. 🚀✨AND  We have got a new season coming up in just a few weeks! 📍 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt #TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #SeasonFinale #SummerSpecials #Bruvv #Cavemen #ComedyChaos #EpicFinale #NannaVsBoss #SteveHili #JasonZammit  #MadeInMalta #Maltesesummer https://youtu.be/MQVH5FIdXJk

    13 min
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Welcome to The Maltiverse, Malta’s premier comedy podcast, putting the island on the global laughter map! Join hosts Jay from XFM and Steve Hili, two comedic powerhouses, as they skillfully navigate the quirks of Maltese life with wit, humor, and a touch of irreverence.

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  • Channel
    Cavemen Studios
  • Creator
    Cavemen Studios
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    33
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Cavemen Studios
  • Show Website
    The Maltiverse

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