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General Hospital Snark

Welcome to General Hospital Snark – where soap opera drama meets snarky humor! We're the wildly popular Facebook page that hilariously roasts General Hospital episodes daily. Missed an episode? No problem, we’ll break it down for you, but it might have absolutely nothing to do with what actually aired. WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: / ghsnark Patron Information: / generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if yo

  1. 1d ago

    The "Poor Sonny" Week

    General Hospital Snarkcast – Season 3 Episode 4 Recorded Monday, October 5, 2026 It's Poor Sonny Week in Port Charles, Snarkies, and Mama Snark and Snark Jr. are here to break it all down. In this week's General Hospital recap, the entire town lines up to vilify Sonny for the one thing he (allegedly) didn't do, Grumpy Cat Dante makes his dreaded return, and the never-ending Liz and Dante chemistry test rolls on. Of course, it wasn't all bad news. We hand out the week's big wins, including some delightfully boozy Lucas scenes, a Lulu course correction nobody saw coming, and Saint Tracy dispensing wisdom one cup of tea at a time. We also sound off on Monet, the missing Serena, a bold Curtis prediction, and our Characters of the Week. And since Charlotte has been shipped off to boarding school in Maine, she might have something to say about it. Stick around for some love for Beyond the Gates, a shout-out to our sister page Snark Beyond the Gates, and Snark Jr.'s Soap Recommendation: a dishy new behind-the-scenes book on Another World's legendary 90-minute era, with a special author interview coming soon to the Snarkcast. If you're a daytime drama fan who loves soap opera commentary with a side of sarcasm, hit like, follow, and subscribe. We watch so you don't have to. WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ghsnark Find us on Substack where we do long-form articles and weekly recaps: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ GHSnark Patron Information: https://www.patreon.com/generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post our reels there. https://www.instagram.com/generalhospitalsnark

    The "Poor Sonny" Week
  2. Sep 28

    Deja View: GH's Repetition Problem

    General Hospital Snarkcast – Season 3 Episode 3Recorded Monday, September 28, 2026David is still fighting off illness this week, but that does not stop the Snark Team from tearing into General Hospital's repetitive storytelling problem. They break down why so many plots feel stuck on a loop lately, from a character's abrupt off-screen exit and unexpected return to the never-ending accident fallout that keeps getting dropped and picked back up. They also dig into the show's habit of introducing new characters without giving them any real context or follow through.The hosts share their thoughts on some tense teen storylines, a surprising moment of maturity from one usually chaotic character, and a soapy full circle conversation between two exes that raises more questions than it answers. There is also debate over how the show handles its female characters, a shoutout to a scene-stealing minor character, and their picks for character of the week.Plus, an unexpected text message shakes things up mid-recording, and David shares his soap classic pick, a deep dive into a General Hospital episode from December 1987. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFA-oCCm4sc ) Like, follow, and leave your thoughts in the comments. We will see you next week.WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ghsnark Find us on Substack where we do long-form articles and weekly recaps: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ GHSnark Patron Information: https://www.patreon.com/generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post our reels there. https://www.instagram.com/generalhospitalsnark

    Deja View: GH's Repetition Problem
  3. Sep 21

    Port Charles is Upside Down!

    General Hospital Snarkcast – Season 3 Episode 2 Recorded Monday, September 21, 2026 Mama and Junior are both under the weather, but that does not stop them from breaking down a genuinely chaotic week on General Hospital. They dig into a budding new romance getting some sweet gym scenes, question whether Lulu is being set up with an unexpected match, and marvel at the parade of new male characters flooding Port Charles who all seem to blend together. The blame game around the ongoing accident storyline gets picked apart in detail, along with a Brooklyn and Chase situation that has both hosts ready to move on, a tense Trina and Curtis conversation that goes in circles, and a WSB shake up that has Anna's future hanging in the balance. There is also talk of a fan favorite finally being written in character again, plus speculation about where Willow's story is headed next. As always, they close out with their character of the week picks, a suprize text about some gym gossip, and David's soap classic recommendation, a deep dive into a big General Hospital event from over a decade ago. It is a shorter episode this week, but there is still plenty to unpack. Like, follow, and subscribe, and let us know your thoughts in the comments. WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ghsnark Find us on Substack where we do long-form articles: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ GHSnark Patron Information: https://www.patreon.com/generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post our reels there. https://www.instagram.com/generalhospitalsnark

    Port Charles is Upside Down!
  4. Sep 14

    The Snarkcast Returns! New Season, New Snark

    General Hospital Snarkcast – Season 3 Episode 1The Snarkcast is back for season three! Mama Snark and Snark, Jr. open with a heartfelt tribute to the late Nina Shipman (aka Wicked Stepmother) before diving into everything General Hospital did while they were on break, and there is a lot to unpack. The so-called "Pikeman Accident" storyline gets torn apart scene by scene, with Curtis, Jordan, and Trina all taking heat for how far their characters have strayed from who they used to be.The hosts debate whether Jason and Britt have any real chemistry compared to Val and Carly, question why Chase and Willow still have not gone all in on their will they won't they tension, and name Drew and Willow their scene of the week for finally playing their cat-and-mouse game to the hilt. Mama Snark gives her character of the week nod to Anna, while David goes a different direction entirely with a pick that has nothing to do with the front burner drama.Plus, David shares his season three soap recommendation, the newly restored 4K director's cut of Studio 54, and the Wicked Stepmother Texts segment returns with a surprise message from a certain Executive Producer. Like, follow, and subscribe to help us reach more Snarkies, and let us know your thoughts in the comments below.WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ghsnark Find us on Substack where we do long-form articles: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ GHSnark Patron Information: https://www.patreon.com/generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post our reels there. https://www.instagram.com/generalhospitalsnark

    The Snarkcast Returns! New Season, New Snark
  5. Aug 24

    Soap Journalism — From Fan Mags to Fake News

    General Hospital Snarkcast – Special Episode with Connie Hayman Before Twitter had "spoilers," before Facebook had claim-to-fame scoopers, there were rooms full of writers who actually knew Susan Lucci. This week we sit down with soap journalism royalty Connie Passalacqua Hayman - better known to three generations of fans as Marlena de la Croix - for the origin story of an entire genre: how a "let's try this and see" experiment by Paul Dennis turned into thirteen competing magazines, network-funded trips to Yugoslavia, and a Disney World takeover called Super Soap Weekend. Connie takes us from her first job at Teen Beat through the golden age when ABC and Procter & Gamble treated journalists like family - flowers, junkets, open-door access - to today's landscape of ghosted publicists, algorithm-fed access lists, and AI-generated death hoaxes masquerading as news. Along the way: Gloria Monty's outdoor stunts, the Vietnam Wall remote that won Connie a GLAAD Award, why nobody's training new soap writers anymore, and her one-woman (so far) crusade to start a Soap Opera Press Association. It's part history lesson, part therapy session, and part rallying cry for anyone who still thinks the truth is worth getting in trouble for. Grab your Tiger Beat, settle in, and let's talk about the beginning, the middle, and, hopefully not, the end of soap journalism. Find Connie (aka Marlena De LaCroix) here: https://marlenadelacroix.com/ WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ghsnark Find us on Substack where we do long-form articles: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ GHSnark Patron Information: https://www.patreon.com/generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post our reels there. https://www.instagram.com/generalhospitalsnark

    Soap Journalism — From Fan Mags to Fake News
  6. Aug 18

    The Same Room Snarkcast

    General Hospital Snarkcast - Recorded Monday, August 17, 2026 IN THE SAME ROOM! Mama Snark and David are somehow in the same room this week, a first in Snarkcast history, having just wrapped their inaugural NYC meetup. There were lottery tickets to Book of Mormon, third row center, because David apparently knows every box office employee in Manhattan. There was also a hat with a soap opera pedigree so tangled it deserves its own investigative unit, connecting a Snarkcast patron to Tabyana Ali to the actual stalker photo board on GH. Six degrees of separation, but make it a hat. Then it's back to the business of Port Charles being a mess. Curtis gets sentenced to prison and somehow radiates zero humility about it, which tracks since his daughter Trina is currently having a tantrum over the fourteen devastating minutes she once spent away from her parents. Michael, meanwhile, has discovered the art of calm, quiet menace, locking Willow in the gatehouse and confiscating her passport like a man who watched one too many custody documentaries. Rounding out the chaos: Joss delivers a boundary-setting speech to Hudson so thorough it should come with a syllabus, Charlotte and Danny hatch a plan to eventually maybe have a plan to take down Drew, and Jason Morgan has started wearing collared shirts, which the hosts have correctly identified as full-blown character foreshadowing. Also on the docket, a very serious debate over who deserves a one-way trip to the character closet. The results from the event were unanimous. Sorry, Kai. WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ghsnark Find us on Substack where we do long-form articles: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ GHSnark Patron Information: https://www.patreon.com/generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post our reels there. https://www.instagram.com/generalhospitalsnark

    The Same Room Snarkcast
  7. Aug 10

    GH's Wheel of Really Weird Plots

    General Hospital Snarkcast - Recorded Monday, August 10, 2026 GH's writers dusted off the alternative plot wheel this week, and it landed on pure chaos. New faces are stirring up old chemistry, a shocking mob decision came out of absolutely nowhere, and a courtroom trial had us questioning everyone's law degree, including the lawyer's. Add in a stalker plot with more suspects than a game of Clue, a record producer with questionable business casual attire, and a Quartermaine scene that reminded us why this show can still deliver a masterclass when it wants to. We're breaking it all down, rejected plots and all. Plus, we've got a classic episode dig from 1981 with a surprise royal cameo, a soap rec that'll make you nostalgic for leg warmers, and big news about our first ever live meetup in New York City this Sunday. Grab your coffee (or clean up whatever you just spilled) and settle in. Classic GH Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrQ26SRr8Ww&t=556sSoap Recommendation: The Mystery of Richard Simmons https://www.hulu.com/series/19b2dfa6-9393-4f10-8206-a9f0bbee9a36 Details about General Hospital Snark LIVE!: THERE ARE ONLY A VERY FEW TICKETS LEFT! General Information: https://ghsnark.substack.com/p/snarkie-gathering-in-nyc Ticket Purchase: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/general-hospital-snark-live-tickets-1994309960778 WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ghsnark Find us on Substack where we do long-form articles: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ GHSnark Patron Information: https://www.patreon.com/generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post our reels there. https://www.instagram.com/generalhospitalsnark

    GH's Wheel of Really Weird Plots
  8. Aug 3

    Groundhog Day at General Hospital

    General Hospital Snarkcast - Recorded Monday, August 3, 2026 It’s Groundhog Day in Port Charles, as everyone seems to have reset back to 2024. Mama Snark and Snark, Jr. are back for this week’s Snarkcast, and honestly, it's a lot. Mama kicks things off with a “real life” hospital visit that somehow turns into a monologue about how every floor looks the same and the doctors won't stop arguing in the hallway, which, weirdly, is also just a normal Tuesday on General Hospital. From there it's straight into the chaos: a shocking last-minute recast that lasted exactly four episodes, a mystery man named Hudson who is decidedly not a hockey player, and a physical transformation so suspicious that Mama has a full theory involving secret nighttime workouts. Then there's Nina, doing what Nina does best, which is absolutely losing her mind in the most delightful way possible, earning her a well-deserved character of the week nod. Ghost Peter is back to haunt poor Anna with all the subtlety of a Shakespearean fog machine, and Mama and Junior dig into why the hospital looks like it's been abandoned since the Reagan administration, staffed apparently by one head nurse, three orderlies, and infinite invisible doctors. They also dust off a classic 1983 episode featuring Luke in a bathtub, and a nurses strike caused by mass food poisoning. Also on deck: a heads up about Curtis's upcoming trial that you'll want to prepare for accordingly, an update on the ever chaotic Willow and Drew saga that has everyone feeling like they've been shoved into a time machine, and details on the sold out live show in New York happening in less than two weeks, complete with a possible surprise guest that even Mama doesn't know about. Grab your shot glasses, this one's a ride. Classic GH Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QXX_aZ99w0 Soap Recommendation: Stone Code and the Jackal Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSwMdqA4iao Details about General Hospital Snark LIVE!: THERE ARE ONLY A VERY FEW TICKETS LEFT! General Information: https://ghsnark.substack.com/p/snarkie-gathering-in-nyc Ticket Purchase: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/general-hospital-snark-live-tickets-1994309960778 WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ghsnark Find us on Substack where we do long-form articles: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ GHSnark Patron Information: https://www.patreon.com/generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post our reels there. https://www.instagram.com/generalhospitalsnark

    Groundhog Day at General Hospital

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Welcome to General Hospital Snark – where soap opera drama meets snarky humor! We're the wildly popular Facebook page that hilariously roasts General Hospital episodes daily. Missed an episode? No problem, we’ll break it down for you, but it might have absolutely nothing to do with what actually aired. WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: / ghsnark Patron Information: / generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if yo

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