The Blue Machine

Aaron Cartwright, Thomas Hatton, Robert Moore
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The Blue Machine

The positive, the negative and the realistic - the ramblings of 3 lifelong Birmingham City fans delivered to you in podcast format

  1. The Sweatiest Man in Football

    2D AGO

    The Sweatiest Man in Football

    After a weekend out supporting The Blue Machine at Wembley, the lads are back picking apart: Defeat at Wembley - Disappointing Not DefiningA Big Easter Weekend AheadBurton: Marmite, Breweries & Wing WahsIs Jay Stansfield Overrated? (The Answer is No) A sombre first half of the pod, but a much livelier second half. Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod. #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1h 50m
  2. Lukas Isaac Paul Jutkiewicz: JUKKKEEE

    APR 7

    Lukas Isaac Paul Jutkiewicz: JUKKKEEE

    We are back with an extended episode full of Blues discussion and banter, including: The Birthday Boys Weekends6 More Points in the Bag - Promotion PendingLukas Jutkiewicz AppreciationWembley Bound BluesHow Much to eat a Big Toe Nail? We know you're going to enjoy this one, and we can't wait to see as many of you as we can around Wembley! Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their sponsorship of the pod! UP THE BLUE MACHINE #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1h 59m
  3. The 'Birmingham Aren't All That' Appreciation Pod

    MAR 30

    The 'Birmingham Aren't All That' Appreciation Pod

    The Pessimist is back! Back to our full quota of Blue Machine residents, we are back with a pod full of laughs, insight and plenty of discussion on: An emphatic win against Shrewsbury AthleticTom's X shenanigansA lovely day out to be had in BristolWhat hurts more - childbirth or a kick in the balls? We hope you enjoy this one as much as we enjoyed recording it - and we can't wait to be back next week with our Wembley preview! Thanks as always to our principal sponsor Barrington Decor! #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1h 18m
  4. The Upside Down Mars Bar Mystery

    MAR 23

    The Upside Down Mars Bar Mystery

    We are back for a listener question special, with the international break coming to a welcome end - and normal pods returning next week. Our resident Pessimist Rob is away in South Africa, so we are again blessed with the dulcet tones of the Cotswolds finest decorating company's head honcho Mr. Hateley (who's too busy to take on any additional work). We cover off: How are babies made?What do we need to be a success in the Championship?A Tom, Zigic & Rowett threesomeHow big is the Midlands? We would also love our listeners to get in touch and tell us why Tom is turning his Mars Bars upside down in the fridge! #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1h 15m
  5. Fulfilling Sponsorship Obligations

    MAR 16

    Fulfilling Sponsorship Obligations

    The lads (minus Rob who's on stag duties) are back, with our sponsor Jon from Barrington Decor filling the pessimist's seat, and there's plenty of debate on: Big Willy - What's going wrong?Was Northampton just a blip?Can Ants detect rain?Is a sit down wee a treat?Another fun episode to record, and we hope you enjoy the dulcet tones of the Cotswolds finest decorator in Robs absence! #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1h 45m
  6. Bouncebackability

    MAR 9

    Bouncebackability

    After having 2 men down last week, The Blue Machine have showed more Bouncebackability than Chris Davies after a defeat. This week we bring you: Wycombe, Bolton & Lincoln ReviewsWhy Haven't Snakes Evolved Arms?There's Not A Lot To Do In NorthamptonTom's Best South African ImpressionWill We Lose Again This Season? A brilliantly fun episode to record, and we hope its just as good a listen. Make the most of Rob and his pessimistic views being in your ears as he's away on stag / work duties the next 2 weeks so you'll have pods full of optimism to look forward to. Thanks to our sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod. #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1h 39m
  7. Reading's 'Only Team Birmingham Have Failed To Beat' Celebration Pod

    FEB 23

    Reading's 'Only Team Birmingham Have Failed To Beat' Celebration Pod

    What a week for the Blues! We go in depth on THAT Vertu Trophy Semi-Final win, plus: The Select Car Leasing Stadium Farmers Field Orient & Wycombe Previews Tom's Parking Disaster Pessimist V Dykes V Klarer: World Title Fight As always another episode packed full of laughs, Blues insights and general nonsense - and we promise we won't ramble on as much next time! Thanks to our Principal Sponsor Barrington Decorators. Up The Blue Machine #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1h 54m
  8. A Little Welsh Goblin Part 2: This Time It's Personal

    FEB 16

    A Little Welsh Goblin Part 2: This Time It's Personal

    We are back with a bumper episode (conveniently timed at circa the length of a drive to Reading FC), where we cover: Another 6 Point Week THAT Refereeing Performance The Nathan Jones Chronicles Vertu Semi Final: Special St. Andrews Night Pending Koala's & Their Pesky Chlamydia An unbelievably fun episode to record, filled with plenty of laughs, in depth review and stacked full of your listener questions! Thank you to our principal partner Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod. #KRO #BCFC #FEA

    1h 44m
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    About

    The positive, the negative and the realistic - the ramblings of 3 lifelong Birmingham City fans delivered to you in podcast format

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    • Creator
      Aaron Cartwright, Thomas Hatton, Robert Moore
    • Years Active
      2024 - 2025
    • Episodes
      31
    • Rating
      Explicit
    • Copyright
      © Aaron Cartwright, Thomas Hatton, Robert Moore
    • Show Website
      The Blue Machine

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