You Throw Like A Girl

Parker and Haley
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Join co-hosts Parker (gay & looking) and Haley (straight & betting) for a weekly deep dive into sports’ messiest headlines from their tiny Manhattan apartments. No coach, player, or WAG is safe from their irreverent commentary—unless your name happens to be Joe Burrow. You Throw Like a Girl invites you to come hang with your two new besties as they dissect the latest sports drama while stumbling through single life in NYC. It's the sports escape you didn’t know you needed—and no one asked for.

  1. 05/17/2025

    Pod 30: You Draft Like A Girl

    This week, Parker and Haley emerge from a two-week hiatus with a fire-hose of sports chaos—and zero time to waste. Knicks-Celtics madness: New York’s under-dog roar shakes MSG, but the night turns somber when Jayson Tatum drops with a suspected Achilles tear. Parker flees a packed K-Town bar in full meat-sweats while Knicks fans celebrate in the streets. Draft-lottery déjà vu: With just a 1.8 % chance, Dallas lands the No. 1 pick and dibs on Cooper Flg—uh, Flagg—mere months after the Luka trade. Parker explains the “Ticketmaster presale” math behind the NBA lottery; Haley calls cap on the league’s smoke-filled back room. Stanley Cup soap opera: Haley’s sleep schedule is obliterated by 2:30 a.m. puck drops, Canadian hopefuls, and Dallas Stars drama. Wag jackets, miracle comebacks, and Connor McDavid heroics keep her betting app alive (barely). Holy Chi-Town! The first-ever American Pope—South-Side, deep-dish-loving, Sox-repping Leo XIV—sends Chicago Twitter into meme overdrive. Bill Belichick v. Twin-Flame TikTok: Jordan Hudson’s eight-million-dollar property grab, CBS walk-off, and second-runner-up Miss Maine bid have the Belichick clan fuming—while Parker wonders if we’re all pawns in her 3-D-chess merch drop. Rom-Smut on ice: Retired NHL enforcer Sean Avery drops Summer Skate, a Hamptons-meets-rookie-romance thriller tailor-made for Haley’s Kindle (and vibrator). MVPs & LVPs, on the clock: Simone Biles, Isaiah Pacheco and Mother’s-Day walk-up songs get love; Astros death-threat fans and Olivia Ponton’s Joe Burrow walk-of-shame eat dirt—all in 60-second rapid-fire chaos. What’s next: NFL schedule release (aka Haley’s fall travel planner) and Parker’s reluctant shift from grieving Celtics fan to Minnesota Timberwolves band-wagoner. Grab your stopwatch—the pod is speed-running sports scandal this week. TikTok: @parkersbIG: @YouThrowLikeAGirlPodcast

    1h 13m

  2. 04/25/2025

    Pod 29: You Get Fired Like A Girl

    This week on the pod, Jalen Hurts quietly marries his college sweetheart; a Boston Marathon runner proposes at Mile 25; and Diplo makes you pay $100 to run a 5K (concert wristband included). One Cavinder twin flashes a Dallas-Cowboy-sized diamond while the other drags ex-QB Carson Beck on YouTube. Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old “COO” girlfriend trademarks Chapel Bill and joins him in the Hurricanes owners’ suite—because, of course, she does. Playoff season hits hard: NHL ratings dip 18 percent, but Connor McDavid’s four-point magic, wag-jacket couture, and talk of a Gabriel Landeskog miracle return keep us glued. At MSG, 50 Cent, Ben Stiller, the Jonas Bros, and Timothée Chalamet watch the Knicks while Jason Tatum takes a tough-love wrist check. Meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers delivers a whole lot of nothing on McAfee, and MLB umps somehow call an Aaron Judge bomb foul thanks to minor-league foul poles. The legal circus belongs to Shannon Sharpe: a $50 million civil suit, $10 million hush offers, Tony Busby theatrics, and a looming “release-the-tape” showdown that has everyone screaming remove me from the group chat. MVPs go to Team USA women’s hockey for grabbing world-championship gold and to pickleball for officially replacing golf as Wall Street’s networking flex. LVPs land on MLB’s foul-pole fiasco and Mavericks GM Nico Harrison’s “it’s awesome, but not in a good way” presser. TikTok: @parkersbIG: @YouThrowLikeAGirlPodcast

    1h 22m

  3. 04/17/2025

    Pod 28: You Leak Nudes Like A Girl

    This week, Parker and Haley dive headfirst into some of the messiest sports drama we’ve seen in a minute. First up: world #1 tennis player Jannik Sinner’s doping scandal gets a twist courtesy of his fired trainer, who drops some suspiciously well-timed receipts. Then it’s over to the NFL, where Tyreek Hill’s domestic chaos escalates with a 911 call, a smashed computer, and yet another divorce filing. Things take a turn for the very NSFW when alleged leaked videos of Titans QB Will Levis and influencer ex Gia Duddy surface online—so yes, we conducted some uncomfortable (but necessary) investigative journalism. NBA Playoffs are officially here, and Parker’s brother joins the pod to break down everything you need to know—including a fiery update on Haley’s Milwaukee 9 situationship. Plus: a Braves broadcaster tries to pick up a girl on air, Budweiser nails a genius goalie-themed campaign, and MVPs/LVPs range from Rory McIlroy’s long-awaited Masters win to JD Vance fumbling Ohio State’s trophy at the White House. Buckle up—this one’s got it all. TikTok: @parkersbIG: @YouThrowLikeAGirlPodcast

    1h 1m

  4. 04/11/2025

    Pod 27: You Sign T**s Like A Girl

    This week on the pod, Haley flies to Chicago on a whim—hoping for a flirty encore with a MILWAUKEE 9 only to face next-level ghosting. Meanwhile, the pod welcomes two new sports babies: Kylie Kelsey’s daughter Finley (aka “Finn”), plus a heart-tugging cosmic newborn for Johnny Gaudreau’s family that perfectly matches her late husband’s birth stats. Parker and Haley sift through March Madness woes (RIP, Duke and Auburn) and roll their eyes at the lack of Cinderella drama—then dive into the NCAA lawsuit settlement that could reshape college sports with salaries, roster limits, and a real payday for ex-players. The MLB snags an LVP for underpaying its minor-leaguers (hello, near-poverty wages), while Pat McAfee lands in hot water for spreading a false Ole Miss rumor that “ruined” one freshman’s life. Balancing the scales: Patrick Kane nabs an MVP for breaking the U.S.-born 20-goal-season record, and Kaylon Saunders hosts an LGBTQ-friendly football camp in honor of his openly gay brother. File under: cosmic babies, chaotic Chicago trips, and an NCAA on the brink. TikTok: @parkersb IG: @YouThrowLikeAGirlPodcast

    1h 6m

  5. 04/03/2025

    Pod 26: You Swing Like A Girl

    This week, Parker and Haley pop champagne for their half-year anniversary—and things only get wilder from there. Parker admits to flashing a “do you have an open relationship?” sign at his NYC neighbors (cue mortified crawl across the floor), while Haley contemplates a last-minute flight to chase down a country singer who may or may not deliver the goods. They dig into MLB’s new “torpedo bats” that have Yankee hitters slamming home runs like it’s a beer-league derby— Dave Portnoy calls it cheating, and the Brewers look shell-shocked. Meanwhile, the NFL stirs more holiday drama with Christmas Eve and Day games (sorry, NBA) and rolls out rule changes galore. In a scattered celeb corner, Morgan Wallen’s SNL exit sets the internet on fire (did he bail too fast, or was it a PR stunt?), Adam Sandler pops up on a random West Side Highway court, and the Hogan family feud leaves Brooke slammed by Linda’s online rant. Finally, MVPs go to Sidney Crosby’s record-smashing 20th straight point-per-game season and Stephon Marbury’s cheap-sneaker comeback, while Morgan Wallen’s meltdown and White Lotus conspiracy theorists snag LVP honors. Grab a glass—this half-year bash is unhinged. TikTok: @parkersbIG: @YouThrowLikeAGirlPodcast

    1h 4m

  6. 03/26/2025

    Pod 25: You Solve Crime Like A Girl

    This week, Parker and Haley are fresh off wild weekends—Haley’s bachelorette chaos in Fort Lauderdale (complete with nude butlers and a Taco Bell outfit cameo) and Parker’s shirtless dance marathon at a Hell’s Kitchen bar. They dive into March Madness mania (who’s riding that underdog bet?), spotlight the hype-man manager from McNeese State grabbing NIL deals galore, and brace for MLB’s Opening Day—featuring new “value menus” (and bizarre “unicorn hot dogs”) at ballparks. They also react to Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump’s official “hard launch,” dissect Jaden Daniels’s mom going full “c**k-block cop” on USC’s Juju Watkins, and celebrate Joe Burrow headlining Quarterback Season 2. For LVPs: an 81-year-old girls’ basketball coach who yanked a player’s ponytail, plus a private-equity takeover of the Celtics that screams “bottom line over legacy.” MVP nods go to Netflix (for locking down Joey B) and LSU guard Flau’jae Johnson, erasing $5M of consumer debt in her home state. Buckle up for one chaotic comeback! TikTok: @parkersbIG: @YouThrowLikeAGirlPodcast

    1h 3m

  7. 03/19/2025

    Pod 24: BJ on a PJ

    This week, Parker and Haley dive into bracket mania (and a few DraftKings regrets) as Haley preps for a Florida bachelorette trip—complete with nude butlers. They dissect Bill Belichick’s “airplane legs” photo-op with his 20-something girlfriend and the FOIA leak over CC’ing her in UNC emails, then shift to a crash course in sugar-baby perks (hello, monthly allowances!). They also roast MLB’s unfortunate “T**S” hats release, unpack Tiger Woods’s rumored romance with Vanessa Trump, and sift through breakup drama—from Chiefs’ Chris Jones and his nine-year split to Carson Beck’s Snapchat slip with a Cavinder twin. Meanwhile, the LA Sparks spark controversy inviting men to open tryouts (Cameron Brink is not boxing that out), Jamar Chase and Steph Curry snag MVPs (massive contracts and 4K three-pointers), and Tracy Morgan claims LVP for a courtside vomit spectacle. Buckle up—this one’s full of wild tangents and sports chaos! TikTok: @parkersbIG: @YouThrowLikeAGirlPodcast

    1h 5m

  8. 03/15/2025

    Pod 23: Entering the WAG-a-sphere

    Parker & Haley are back after two weeks off and dive into one of the messiest weeks to date. This week, Parker and Haley dish on everything from Parisian jet lag to pink-slime conspiracy theories—kicking off with Travis Kelce’s “nope, not retiring” fake-out, a four-woman baby-mama spiral for NBA star Anthony Edwards, and the Chiefs’ messy DV headlines. They uncover a 49ers WAG feud, and debate which global icons should headline the 2026 FIFA World Cup. On top of that, they spotlight an ex-Olympian wanted by the FBI, hype the Lakers-Celtics ratings boom, and crown Ovechkin’s “Great Chase” against Gretzky as an MVP-worthy cause. There’s baton-smacking track drama, questionable U.S. salads, and loads more chaos—buckle up! Follow us and send in your MVPs and LVPs of the week to TikTok: @parkersbIG: @YouThrowLikeAGirlPodcast

    1h 15m
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Join co-hosts Parker (gay & looking) and Haley (straight & betting) for a weekly deep dive into sports’ messiest headlines from their tiny Manhattan apartments. No coach, player, or WAG is safe from their irreverent commentary—unless your name happens to be Joe Burrow. You Throw Like a Girl invites you to come hang with your two new besties as they dissect the latest sports drama while stumbling through single life in NYC. It's the sports escape you didn’t know you needed—and no one asked for.

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  • Creator
    Parker and Haley
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    31
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Parker and Haley
  • Show Website
    You Throw Like A Girl