Jess To Impress

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What do you do when you befriend someone who has no interest in the thing you love? When I met Jess and discovered his ambivalance to all things muscial I knew what I had to do... carve up the world of music into bite size pieces and feed it to him like a baby bird. Each episode we continue our journey together, often discovering that the real music is the friends you annoy along the way.

  1. 03/19/2025

    Car Trip Songs

    In this episode, our panel presents Jesse with songs you would put on a car trip playlist. Jesse starts to warm up to the electric guitar and synthesizer music. This episode was delayed by a Cyclone among other things, we should be back on schedule after this.  Songs Discussed: American Pie by Don McLean Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen Safety Dance by Men Without Hats You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the official Spotify playlist. Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

    30 min

  2. 02/27/2025

    Impress Round 1 - S2

    The panel tries their best to impress Jesse based on what they've learned about his musical tastes, the boys discuss their plans to get cheap Turkish cosmetic surgery, and a wasp escapes a spiderweb.  Songs Discussed: Denial Is A River by Doechii Gehrman, The First Hunter from Bloodborne OST I Cant Dance by Genesis You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the offical Spotify playlist. Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

    46 min

  3. 02/20/2025

    Villainous Songs

    In this episode, we explore Jess' villainous nature, Disney's intellectual property villainy, and the villainous adolescent dealings of the hosts.  Songs Discussed: Lacrimosa by Mozart Be Prepared from The Lion King Sountrack The Sorcerers Den by K-Rino You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the offical Spotify playlist. Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

    48 min

  4. 01/28/2025

    Crooners

    In this episode, we talk crooners, pizza toppings, and the deep well of regret Jesse lives in. Songs Discussed: That's Amore by Dean Martin My Way by Frank Sinatra Somethings Gotta Give by Sammy Davis Jr. You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the offical Spotify playlist. Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

    34 min

  5. 01/13/2025

    Making Jess Blush

    We're back with our second season! The crew tries to make Jesse blush with their song selections, and we learn valuable lessons about hygienic licking strategies. This episode has more sexually explicit lyrics in it than past episodes... you've been warned!  Songs Discussed: No C**k Like Horse C**k by Pepper Coyote Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye My Neck, My Back (Lick it) by Khia You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the offical Spotify playlist. Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

    24 min

  6. 01/07/2025

    Season 1 Finale

    Carl subjects Jess to a Season 1 trivia quiz, the crew tries to impress Jess with handpicked songs, and Llama grills Jesse on his music listening process. This episode is coming out way behind schedule because I moved house.  Season 2 should start on Jan 13 and continue with the usual fortnightly episode release.  Songs Discussed: Banana Boat by Harry Belafonte That Dont Impress Me Much by Shania Twain Lose Control by Teddy Swims Full Season 1 Playlist Here Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

    44 min

  7. 12/16/2024

    Christmas Songs

    Its the Christmas episode! The gang trots out their Christmas faves for Jess to see if we can make his grinchy heart grow a size. We try to get Jess to tell us about how he ruined Christmas that one time, and ask the question: is mistletoe cancelled?  Songs Discussed: Carol of the Bells by John Williams Im the Grinch by Tyler the Creator The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole Full Season 1 Playlist Here Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

    28 min

  8. 12/10/2024

    Moon Songs

    This episode features moon related songs. We discuss mooning and what perspective you should listen to love songs from. Sam and Llama get into two distinct arguments, and Jess starts to warm up to the electric guitar.   Songs Discussed: Moondance by Van Morrison Moon by Kanye West Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival Full Season 1 Playlist Here Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

    34 min
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What do you do when you befriend someone who has no interest in the thing you love? When I met Jess and discovered his ambivalance to all things muscial I knew what I had to do... carve up the world of music into bite size pieces and feed it to him like a baby bird. Each episode we continue our journey together, often discovering that the real music is the friends you annoy along the way.

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  • Creator
    Karlossal Productions
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
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