You've Got to Be Critting Me

Travis Stewart
  • 5.0 (6)
  • COMEDY FICTION
  • BIWEEKLY SERIES

You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. EPISODE 1

    Episode 1: Welcome to Sestone

    In the very first episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me, our newly-formed adventuring party arrives in the quiet port town of Sestone, only to be thrust into chaos when a young man named Harold stumbles into town, horribly mutated with squid-like features. As the group scrambles to help him, they begin unraveling a mystery involving strange disappearances, dark magic, and eerie transformations. With the help of locals, including a mysterious scholar named Guthber, they begin to investigate the strange happenings, but soon realize they’ve only scratched the surface of a much deeper, darker conspiracy. Join us as we dive into strange waters, tackle bizarre questions, and encounter our first fishy foes! DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    53 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Episode 2: The Tragedy of Rufus T. Boonesaw

    In this episode, our adventurers find themselves in a local tavern, where the drinks are strong, and the rumors are stronger. As they send off Erin and prepare for their next steps, they dig into the mysteries surrounding the missing fishermen at the docks. With a potential lead on Almore Island, the party debates whether to question the families of the lost or head straight into the unknown. Tensions rise, drinks are downed, and an arm-wrestling challenge adds some unexpected fun to the night. Will they uncover the truth? Or will their plans get derailed by another round at the bar? Tune in to find out! DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    52 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Episode 3: Tentacled Tavern Terrors

    The party dives deeper into Sestone’s mysteries, meeting a dockworker who shares unsettling rumors of missing townsfolk and ghostly sightings. But their night takes a dark turn back at the tavern when two monstrous, tentacled creatures crash into the kitchen. Forced into a fierce battle, the adventurers realize the dangers are far greater than they imagined and prepare for their next step: heading to the ominous island. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    Episode 4: Battling Bandits and Bad Dreams

    In this episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me, strange dreams and lingering dangers haunt our adventurers. After a night of unsettling, vivid nightmares, the party awakens with a sense that something sinister is afoot. As they shake off the disturbing visions, they head to Almore island in search of the missing goods. As they approach the shoreline tensions rise as they encounter a suspicious figure. The group has to decide whether to engage or press on, with the mysteries of Almore island just within reach. Now with eerie dreams and real dangers closing in the party prepares for whatever lies ahead. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 12m

  5. EPISODE 5

    Episode 5: Gnoll Rest for the Wicked

    In this episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me, our adventurers find themselves navigating a smoke-filled cove as they plan a daring ambush on a gnoll crew. Tensions run high as the team attempts to balance stealth and strategy, only for chaos to erupt when battle breaks out. From critical hits to creative tactics, the party faces off against relentless foes in a fight that pushes their skills, and their luck, to the limit. Will they emerge victorious, or does danger still lurk in the haze? Tune in to find out! DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    Episode 6: What About the Horses!?

    The party sails back to Sestone with Gregor’s reclaimed goods in tow, ready to fulfill their deal. As they reflect on their recent adventures, discussions of strange dreams and lingering mysteries hint at unsettling connections. With new information and an ominous urgency, the party begins preparing for their next journey back to the island to uncover what lies ahead. Tune in for an episode of reflection, growing intrigue, and preparations for the challenges to come. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 9m

  7. EPISODE 7

    Episode 7: Math is Hard

    As the party ventures further into the ominous monastery, they encounter unsettling horrors. A half-mutated man, a graveyard of rising skeletons, and the ever-looming threat of discovery. Tensions escalate when a thunderous spell reverberates through the island, culminating in the ominous tolling of a bell that signals danger on all sides. With every step, the adventurers uncover more about the island’s dark mysteries while battling to stay alive. Don’t miss this thrilling episode packed with eerie discoveries, pulse-pounding combat, and high-stakes drama! DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 14m

  8. EPISODE 8

    Episode 8: Three Blind Mice

    The party continues their journey through the eerie monastery, encountering unsettling visions and uncovering remnants of the past. From a tense standoff with giant rats to mysterious voices and the discovery of cryptic artifacts, their exploration takes a darker turn. With every step deeper into the monastery, the adventurers piece together more of the island’s secrets while facing the growing dangers lurking in the shadows. Tune in for an episode full of suspense, action, and the ever-present sense of the unknown! DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    53 min
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You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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