Dont Make Me Call Her

Grace Lam
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What can a former VOGUE fashion editor talk about? Fashion? Nah—way more! Welcome to DON’T MAKE ME CALL HER, the podcast reviving the lost art of real phone conversations. Forget emojis and DMs—Grace Lam dials up friends for candid, unfiltered chats about life, culture, parenting, F1 and everything in between. Expect humour, surprises, and even Cantonese slang lessons. Tune in every Friday for authentic stories that are as relatable as they are hilarious. Follow, subscribe, rate and share with a friend. Instagram: @dontmakemecallher / @gracelamstyle

  1. 04/03/2025

    Nail Clipping In Public VS Small Dick Energy

    Herrooo my beloved (and possibly imaginary) listeners! It's time for another episode of 'Don't Make Me Call Her,' where we delve into the truly important things in life: Pet Peeves. This week, Jason and I are taking you on a whirlwind tour of our most memorable experiences living in Hong Kong and Australia. Picture this: phone-addicted pedestrians moving at a snail pace, nail clipping on public transport (seriously WTF! Gross!), and the mega annoying symphony of cheap cars revving in the middle of the night. Can someone please explain to me the purpose of a useless leaf blower. WHY? We’re also jet-setting to Hong Kong for 'What's For Lunch?' where I’m interrogating a friend about their midday meal. Expect cultural insights, culinary chaos, and maybe a few recipe ideas. So be prepared for a rant-filled episode with the Capos. We’ll be back in two weeks, and don’t forget to leave your topic suggestions in the comments or take our poll below – your pain could be our gain! Cheers my wicked peeps! If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You! INSTAGRAM: @dontmakemecallher @gracelamstyle @jasoncapobiancophotography Follow me and talk to me on Instagram. CREDITS: Host: Grace Lam Produced by Herrrooo Production Music by Lindsay Lai www.lindsaylai.com hello@lindsaylai.com

    18 min

  2. 03/20/2025

    52 Candles, 52 Brain Farts!

    Birthday brain fog is real peeps! This week on 'Don't Make Me Call Her,' I'm turning 52 and struggling to form coherent sentences thanks to perimenopause. Plus, I'm unleashing my annual rant about the 'Happy Birthday' song – you know, the one that makes me want to hide under a table? (Yes, I gagged a waitress once. It's a long story.) I'm also celebrating Anthony Hamilton, the ultimate F1 dad - love Papa Ham! Also diving into the glorious fun of East vs. West parenting styles. And of course, 'What's For Lunch?' is back, dialing up a local friend for some midday meal inspiration. Tune in for a candid episode filled with personal 'stupid' stories, parenting insights, and a whole lot of laughter! If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You! INSTAGRAM: @dontmakemecallher @gracelamstyle @jasoncapobiancophotography Follow me and talk to me on Instagram. CREDITS: Host: Grace Lam Produced by Herrrooo Production Music by Lindsay Lai www.lindsaylai.com hello@lindsaylai.com

    21 min

  3. 03/06/2025

    A Little Gold Man With No Penis - Every Actor's Dream. The Oscars 2025 Recap.

    Oscars madness! For this second episode, we're dissecting Hollywood's biggest and most self absorbed night, the Academy Awards. Frankly, I'm shocked no one mentioned a certain President's tiny hands. Missed opportunity! Timothée Chalamet's yellow suit: genius or a crime against fashion? Is Mick Jagger the new Bob Dylan? Plus, the Australian TV delay: are we living in the Stone Age? And the internet's rage over Mikey Madison's win over veteran Demi Moore? Seriously, can't everyone just chill? I bet you were secretly waiting for Will Smith to storm the stage (no more bitch slapping, please!). Join me and Jason as we rant, rave, and give our useless two cents on an award that shouldn't matter to us, but it does (at least to me, because I love the movies). Tell me your thoughts on my new segment, 'What's for Lunch? What's for Dinner?' where I dial up my mates to find out what they're eating and hopefully get some meal inspiration. PS.  Please let me know whether you think Jason looks like Jeff Goldblum.  Comments below or DM me on Instagram! If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You! INSTAGRAM: @dontmakemecallher @gracelamstyle @jasoncapobiancophotography Follow me and talk to me on Instagram. CREDITS: Host: Grace Lam Produced by Herrrooo Production Music by Lindsay Lai www.lindsaylai.com hello@lindsaylai.com

    19 min

  4. 02/20/2025

    WHY are Aussies allergic to shoes? Can they really not be arsed?

    Back for more, are we? "Don't Make Me Call Her" returns for a second series, because apparently, I haven't scared enough people off yet. This new series, I'm dragging my husband, Jason, along for the ride as we attempt to decipher the mysteries of biracial marriage. Think cultural differences, relationship squabbles, and in this first episode my burning question for Aussies: "Why are your feet so dirty?" Plus, I'm introducing a new segment called "What's for Lunch/Dinner?" As a couple, we've asked each other this question about 10,220 times in our fourteen years of marriage, so forgive me if we run out of cooking ideas. This is why I need help from my mates all around the world to give me inspiration. This series, we're keeping it short and sweet for easy listening. Enjoy! A shout-out to Satchmo Cafe, a small business in Perth. Check'em out on Instagram: @satchmocafe If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You! LINKS: https://www.instagram.com/dontmakemecallher/ https://www.instagram.com/gracelamstyle/ Follow me and talk to me on Instagram. CREDITS: Host: Grace Lam Produced by Herrrooo Production Music by Lindsay Lai www.lindsaylai.com hello@lindsaylai.com

    15 min

  5. 01/31/2025

    Red knickers And Greasy Hair Are Must-Haves for Chinese New Year

    Gong Hei Fat Choy, everyone! It's Chinese New Year, Year of the Snake! I go full-on superstition mode—because obviously, the fate of your entire year depends on whether you wash your hair on the first day (spoiler: DON’T). In this last episode of this first series, Jason and I break down all the CNY dos and don’ts that sound completely mental to non-Chinese folk. No taking out the bins (unless you fancy throwing your fortune away), No sweeping the floor (unless you enjoy financial ruin). Oh, and if your Chinese aunties tell you to wear red pants for luck—just do as you are told. We also talk about Feng Shui and Chinese Astrology - I ain’t no Feng Shui Master but I’ve met enough of them to share some wicked and bizarre stories. So grab your red packets (lucky money) and prepare for some CNY chaos and may your WiFi signal be strong all year! (Especially in Australia because it’s shit!). If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You! LINKS: https://www.instagram.com/dontmakemecallher/ https://www.instagram.com/gracelamstyle/ Follow me and talk to me on Instagram. CREDITS: Host: Grace Lam Produced by Herrrooo Production Music by Lindsay Lai www.lindsaylai.com hello@lindsaylai.com

    22 min

  6. 01/23/2025

    Mi chiamo Grace, sono una nuova Tifosi. (My name is Grace, I am a new Tifosi). Forza Ferrari x Lewis Hamilton

    Sir Lewis Hamilton at Ferrari? If you didn't know...WTF have you been? Yes I am talking Formula One again! This week the 7 time world champion, made his debut test drive for Scuderia Ferrari and the internet imploded. Lewis dropped a Godfather-esque pic from Ferrari HQ in Maranello, Italy and the Tifosi went nuts! To dissect this historic F1 moment, I've dialed up my F1 mate Brad Coleman. We'll be diving deep into the 'Lewis Effect' and how it's about to shake things up in Maranello. Do you think Charles Leclerc is shitting himself right now? Let's be honest, it is never too late to pick up a language. I'm frantically trying to learn Italian. Forza Ferrari! If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You! LINKS: https://www.instagram.com/dontmakemecallher/ https://www.instagram.com/gracelamstyle/ Follow me and talk to me on Instagram. CREDITS: Host: Grace Lam Produced by Herrrooo Production Music by Lindsay Lai www.lindsaylai.com hello@lindsaylai.com

    25 min

  7. 01/16/2025

    Did you get Botox? My lit'bro from another mother - the clever lit'shit

    The perks of having globe-trotting friends? Lotza stories to share! This episode, I’m dialing up my ‘baby-faced’ little bro, Daniel Kong. Originally from Brunei but now living in London, he’s a former journalist/writer who worked for Monocle magazine, Lane Crawford, and the South China Morning Post. We met in Hong Kong and became fast friends. For episode 8, we dive into our childhood shenanigans, racism in Australia, coming out to his parents (very scary!), being bullied in high school for being gay and Asian, and of course, the classic English weather. Daniel may be in his 30s, but he’s already a big deal—he’s the Global Head of Brand Narrative for Deciem Beauty Group. What a clever little shit! Love him! Don’t forget to listen until the end to learn some new Cantonese slang with me and Professor Theo. If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You! LINKS: https://www.instagram.com/dontmakemecallher/ https://www.instagram.com/gracelamstyle/ Follow me and talk to me on Instagram. CREDITS: Host: Grace Lam Produced by Herrrooo Production Music by Lindsay Lai www.lindsaylai.com hello@lindsaylai.com

    39 min

  8. 01/09/2025

    STOP being so fxcking annoying! Marriage therapy!

    Our Wedding Anniversary Special Episode: As you can imagine, I’m not your typical wife who makes a big deal about anniversaries or gives a toss about birthdays—it’s just not my style (blame it on the perimenopause brain fog). Fun fact: neither of us can even remember our marriage proposal. Was it at a French restaurant in Sydney (my version), or was it in the hotel swimming pool in Melbourne (Jason’s version)? Who the F knows! This perfectly sums up the gloriously imperfect couple that we are. In this episode, don’t expect any lovey-dovey clichés. Instead, we’re keeping it real, sharing the things that annoy us about each other, and celebrating the chaotic 16 years we’ve spent together. Join us for some honest banter and wicked laughs—you might even relate! If you enjoyed my chat please click 'Follow' on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Youtube Music and to leave me a five-star review. Lotza luv! Thank You! LINKS: https://www.instagram.com/dontmakemecallher/ https://www.instagram.com/gracelamstyle/ Follow me and talk to me on Instagram. CREDITS: Host: Grace Lam Produced by Herrrooo Production Music by Lindsay Lai www.lindsaylai.com hello@lindsaylai.com

    32 min
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What can a former VOGUE fashion editor talk about? Fashion? Nah—way more! Welcome to DON’T MAKE ME CALL HER, the podcast reviving the lost art of real phone conversations. Forget emojis and DMs—Grace Lam dials up friends for candid, unfiltered chats about life, culture, parenting, F1 and everything in between. Expect humour, surprises, and even Cantonese slang lessons. Tune in every Friday for authentic stories that are as relatable as they are hilarious. Follow, subscribe, rate and share with a friend. Instagram: @dontmakemecallher / @gracelamstyle

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  • Creator
    Grace Lam
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    15
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Grace Lam
  • Show Website
    Dont Make Me Call Her