Not Emu-sed Podcast

Not Emu-sed
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Not Emu-sed: A fresh, sarcastic take on sports. No stats, no scores—just bold opinions, wit, and humor. Sports talk with a unique edge!Come join the fun every week!Follow us on Facebook and Instagram

  1. MAY 17

    The Time Machine: Nostalgia, Social Media, and Modern Distractions

    Send us a text The conversation flows effortlessly as David returns to the podcast after his bout with illness, immediately diving into playful banter about showing up late and moving furniture. What starts as lighthearted ribbing quickly transforms into a cultural exploration of our most formative experiences and embarrassing moments. Sports takes center stage as the guys debate hockey strategies, basketball playoffs, and personal athletic failures. David's painfully honest story about costing his team a state championship becomes a springboard for discussing life's most humiliating moments – is getting your ankles broken on the basketball court worse than making that critical error in baseball? The vulnerable admissions create a surprisingly profound meditation on regret, responsibility, and how we carry these moments with us. Movie and music preferences reveal generational divides and surprising common ground, with passionate defenses of favorite actors and bands that speak to deeper questions about what we value in entertainment. The spirited disagreement about whether Die Hard qualifies as a Christmas movie showcases their comfortable dynamic – they can vehemently disagree while maintaining the warmth of long-standing friendship. The most compelling segment emerges organically when they confront our collective social media addiction. "I just don't ever want, at the end of my life, to look at how many days I've wasted scrolling on my phone," one host reflects, sparking an unexpectedly thoughtful examination of how technology is reshaping human connection. From doom-scrolling to the erosion of work-life boundaries, they articulate the unease many of us feel about our relationship with screens. Between debates about golf course pricing and late-night gaming sessions, this episode captures the essence of authentic male friendship – equal parts ridiculous humor and unexpected wisdom. You'll find yourself nodding along, recognizing your own experiences in their stories, and perhaps questioning some of your own digital habits along the way.

    1h 54m

  2. MAY 7

    Dinosaurs Probably Didn't Have Six-Packs

    Send us a text Technology's double-edged sword slices through our daily lives, connecting us while simultaneously isolating us from authentic human experience. In this captivating episode, Tyler and Will dive headfirst into the digital age's profound impact on how we process information, interact with each other, and view the world around us. The conversation takes a fascinating turn when they explore the strange phenomena occurring in the Blue Ridge Mountains – mysterious aircraft without sound, military presence in remote locations, and unexplained activities that suggest something beyond ordinary operations. What secrets hide in these ancient mountains, and why do government officials know this small town by name? From there, the hosts tackle our collective obsession with space exploration while Earth's oceans remain largely unexplored. "We don't know what's out there," Will notes, "but what bothers me most is we don't know what's here." This observation about the ocean being only 30% discovered raises profound questions about human curiosity and why we're drawn to distant mysteries rather than those in our own backyard. The episode also examines how technology has desensitized us to tragedy, transformed our perception of global events, and created information overload that affects our mental health. Remember when Columbine shocked the nation? Today, similar events barely register emotionally because we've become numb to the constant barrage of troubling news. Whether discussing the unexpected challenges of men's league baseball, the absurdity of political division, or the questionable existence of dinosaurs, Tyler and Will deliver thought-provoking perspectives that challenge conventional thinking. Join the conversation by reaching out on social media or email with your own thoughts and topic suggestions for future episodes.

    1h 57m

  3. MAY 1

    The Digital Disconnect: Life in a Fast-Paced World

    Send us a text Have you ever stopped to consider how technology has accelerated our lives while simultaneously disconnecting us from authentic experiences? In this thought-provoking episode, Tyler and David explore this digital paradox through wide-ranging conversation about everything from self-checkout lanes to mysterious flying objects. The conversation kicks off with a bizarre real-time sighting of an unidentified flying object above For You Golf that leaves both hosts genuinely perplexed. Unlike typical aircraft, this object makes no sound while displaying unusual light patterns, triggering memories of their previous discussions about unexplained phenomena. Their genuine curiosity and skepticism create a fascinating moment of authentic podcast magic. Sports takes center stage as they dive into the NFL Draft, specifically Shedeur Sanders' surprising fall to the fifth round despite his jersey retirement at Colorado. The hosts thoughtfully examine the disconnect between college success and NFL draft position, questioning whether Sanders' perceived attitude during interviews hurt his stock. This segues into a broader analysis of officiating challenges across sports, with particular focus on the UFL's experimental challenge system for holding penalties. The most compelling segment explores how technology has fundamentally altered our daily lives. From self-checkout lanes to always-on work emails, they examine how "convenience" often means shifting labor to consumers while erasing boundaries between work and personal time. Their observations about how technological advances paradoxically make life more hectic rather than simpler will resonate with anyone who's felt overwhelmed by our hyper-connected world. Whether you're fascinated by unexplained phenomena, passionate about sports, or simply trying to navigate our rapidly evolving digital landscape, this episode offers refreshing perspective and thoughtful commentary. Join us for this wide-ranging conversation, and be sure to share your own thoughts about the digital disconnect in your life!

    2h 11m

  4. APR 19

    Aliens, Golf Drama, and Throwing Balls: Just Another Thursday Night

    Send us a text Conspiracy theories come alive as the Not Amused crew delves into the mysterious happenings in the mountains of Western North Carolina. Tyler, David, and returning guest Will share personal accounts of witnessing silent aircraft with bright lights moving at impossible speeds, connecting these sightings to the former Department of Defense installation that once tracked Russian communications during the Cold War. The conversation takes a fascinating turn toward space exploration skepticism, with the hosts questioning how NASA transmitted live video from the moon when they can't get consistent cell service in parts of their county today. Their playful yet thought-provoking analysis of the political motivations during the Space Race makes for an entertaining segment that will have you questioning what you thought you knew. Sports discussions dominate the second half of the episode, with passionate debates about inconsistent officiating in championship basketball games, NASCAR's approach to driver development, and the magic of Augusta National during the recent Masters Tournament. The crew celebrates Rory McIlroy's emotional victory while discussing whether watching golf's greatest events on television offers a better experience than being there in person. Throughout it all, the chemistry between the hosts shines as they propose innovative ideas for team golf competitions, make friendly wagers on their abilities, and share stories about late nights at their 4U Golf facility. Their authentic camaraderie creates an engaging listening experience that feels like you're sitting around the fire with good friends, discussing everything from Area 51 to the Ryder Cup. What strange technologies are being tested in the mountains of North Carolina? Why do officials seem to change how they call games from one half to the next? And could team golf competitions revolutionize the sport? Join the Not Amused podcast to explore these questions and much more in this captivating episode.

    2h 5m

  5. APR 10

    Kentucky Connections & NASCAR Insights: Getting to Know Our Podcast Editor

    Send us a text Meet the wizard behind the curtain! After countless mentions throughout our podcast journey, we finally welcome Brian—our editor, social media manager, and all-around backstage MVP—to the microphone.  Brian immediately clicks with the team as we discover shared perspectives (like never having watched Star Wars) and differing opinions (baseball stadium dimensions remain contentious). The conversation flows naturally through college basketball territory, with real-time reactions to the Duke-Houston Final Four game unfolding before us. As a fellow Kentucky fan, Brian offers fresh insights on the Calipari era and coaching changes, contemplating whether 50 NBA players should have translated to more championships. The GOAT debate ignites passionate takes, with Brian firmly in the Jordan camp while explaining why LeBron's constant complaining diminishes his legacy in comparison. We navigate the fragmented landscape of streaming services, lamenting how our entertainment options have scattered across platforms while prices continue climbing. Brian's experiences with different services provide practical guidance for listeners facing similar decisions. NASCAR talk revs up the second half, with Brian sharing thoughtful suggestions for improving the championship format and reflecting on how driver personalities have evolved over the years. The conversation takes delicious detours through restaurant experiences, hilarious health code violations, and memorable food adventures—including Brian's disastrous first encounter with sushi. By episode's end, you'll feel like you've always known the person behind our social media presence and podcast production. This special glimpse behind the scenes reveals the chemistry that makes our team work and reminds us that sometimes the most interesting perspectives come from those we don't always hear from directly. What questions would you ask Brian if you had the chance?

    2h 1m

  6. APR 2

    From Star Wars to Tush Push: Three Guys Talk Sports, Movies, and Growing Up

    Send us a text Basketball, baseball, and banter collide as we welcome our first guest – self-proclaimed "special" baseball guy Will – to the podcast! The chemistry is immediate as we roast Will's Duke fandom while diving deep into what makes this year's Final Four so compelling. Is Cooper Flagg truly the best player in college basketball despite technically being high school-aged? Has the SEC finally caught up to traditional basketball powers in tournament performance? And why do some coaches seem to get better results after changing schools? Our trio unpacks these questions with passion and surprising insights. The conversation winds through controversial rule changes across sports, from Kentucky's baseball time-wasting tactics to the NFL's potential ban on the "tush push." We examine how NIL money has transformed college athletics and speculate on coming regulations that might cap player compensation. What makes this episode special isn't just the sports talk – it's the genuine friendship on display as we share childhood memories about Halloween costumes, school band experiences, and wildly different perspectives on Star Wars fandom. Will's self-invitation to the podcast proves inspired as we discover common ground despite our team rivalries. Whether you're a basketball junkie analyzing tournament brackets, a casual fan interested in sports culture, or simply enjoy authentic conversation about life's meaningful (and meaningless) debates, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and the comfortable feeling of hanging out with friends who care deeply about the games we love.

    2h 6m

  7. MAR 26

    Balls, Brackets, and Breakfast Foods: The Sports Podcast That Doesn't Take Itself Too Seriously

    Send us a text The madness of March college basketball takes center stage as we break down the surprising dominance of the SEC with seven teams advancing to the Sweet 16. We examine controversial officiating moments, particularly Maryland's contentious win over Colorado State that featured what many consider a missed travel call on the game-winning shot. This leads us to a broader discussion about basketball officiating trends and why certain violations seem to get overlooked in crucial moments. A fascinating development in college athletics emerges as we discuss St. Francis's unprecedented decision to drop from Division I to Division III following their NCAA Tournament appearance. This move signals the growing challenges smaller institutions face in the evolving landscape of college sports, particularly with the financial demands of the NIL era. The conversation shifts to professional golf as we celebrate the TGL's first championship, with Atlanta Drive GC claiming the inaugural title. We explore how this innovative format brings team dynamics to a traditionally individual sport and why it might represent an important evolution for golf viewership in our time-constrained world. Personal experiences coaching youth sports provides a window into how today's screen-focused children approach physical activities differently than previous generations. The joys and challenges of T-ball coaching reveal both humorous moments and meaningful insights about child development through sports. As baseball season approaches, we debate the unique tradition of varying outfield dimensions across different stadiums—is this charming tradition or a fundamental unfairness? The Dodgers enter as favorites, but we consider whether their star-studded roster will translate to championship success or if injuries and other factors might create opportunities for other contenders. Want to join our growing community of listeners? Have topics you'd like us to cover? Reach out and let us know what sports conversations you want to hear next!

    2h 10m

  8. MAR 20

    From Bubble Teams to Bracket Busters: Who Will Surprise Us in March?

    Send us a text The NCAA Tournament field is set, and David and Tyler have thoughts – lots of them. The bubble team debate takes center stage as they dissect North Carolina's controversial inclusion and question the committee's decision to make them play in the First Four. When the conversation turns to the SEC's unprecedented 14 tournament bids, skepticism abounds. Are these teams truly deserving, or has media influence tilted the selection process? Bracket prediction season is in full swing, with both hosts identifying vulnerable higher seeds while sharing their upset picks. Wisconsin-Montana and Oregon-Liberty emerge as potential bracket-busters, while a fascinating debate unfolds about whether Kansas should fear Arkansas in what could be a classic 4-13 upset scenario. The conversation weaves through officiating inconsistencies, tournament formatting flaws, and whether the "first four" games actually make logical sense. A thoughtful discussion about NIL impact reveals how dramatically the college basketball landscape has changed. "You will never see a team like Cal Perry put together with Wall and Cousins... you will never see that again," they observe, noting how talent distribution has created more parity and unpredictability. This naturally transitions into youth sports development, where they express concern about early specialization and the balance between competitive development and burnout. The episode wraps with entertaining tangents about golf, from the PGA Tour's complex scoring system to innovative formats like TGL that might attract new fans. Throughout it all, the hosts maintain their trademark banter and lived-in friendship that makes listeners feel like they're joining two buddies discussing sports over drinks at their favorite local spot.

    2h 12m
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Not Emu-sed: A fresh, sarcastic take on sports. No stats, no scores—just bold opinions, wit, and humor. Sports talk with a unique edge!Come join the fun every week!Follow us on Facebook and Instagram

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  • Creator
    Not Emu-sed
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    25
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