The Weekly Report

Clint Coley & Jasmine Burton

Every single week, the world drops a mountain of news, noise, and absolute nonsense on our feeds. But you don't need a dry, rigid news anchor to break it down—you need Clint Coley and Jasmine Burton.The Weekly Report is your official Tuesday morning brief on the culture, politics, sports, and media. Recorded fresh every Monday, Clint and Jasmine cut through the media spin to deliver the real, raw, and hilarious truth about current events. Blending sharp comedic analysis with grounded, honest perspectives, they tackle the headlines you're texting your friends about, alongside the vital stories you might have missed.No teleprompters. No corporate filters. Just the definitive weekly debrief you actually look forward to.Subscribe now and never miss a Report.  Fresh Delivery: Recorded Mondays, dropping everywhere you get your podcasts first thing Tuesday morning.The Culture Dynamic: A perfect blend of Clint’s sharp comedic wit and Jasmine’s funny insightful, current-events-driven analysis.Complete Coverage: From major political shifts and sports milestones to the wildest pop culture moments of the week.

Episodes

  1. June 30, 2026

    1d ago

    June 30, 2026

    This week, Clint and Jasmine are breaking down the biggest headlines in politics, music, and internet mess.First up, the hosts dive into Trump’s absolute inability to keep Barack Obama’s name out of his mouth. Clint shares stories from his recent trip to the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago, giving the former president his flowers while laughing at the rent-free living situation happening down in Mar-a-Lago.Then, the conversation shifts to heavy-hitter status: Jay-Z is teaming up with legendary producer Rick Rubin for a massive, 8-part HBO documentary series. Plus, the crew recaps Culture’s Biggest Night at the 2026 BET Awards, celebrating Teyana Taylor’s massive "level up" after clearing house with four major awards—including the Icon of the Year honor presented by Janet Jackson.Finally, they wrap things up with some premium internet comedy, clowning DJ Akademiks for getting caught spending $4,000 on a single date right after lecturing his fans that women only care about money.Pull up a chair—the report is officially live.

    29 min
  2. June 22, 2026

    Jun 22

    June 22, 2026

    Welcome back to another chaotic, hilarious episode of the Weekly Report Podcast with Jasmine Burton and Clint Coley! 😂 Drop a comment below and let us know your thoughts on today’s topics! This week, things start off rocky because Jasmine completely forgot Clint’s birthday. Can this co-host relationship be saved, or is it over? 💀 Plus, we’re diving into the internet's favorite viral moments, Hollywood updates, and major music news. In this episode, we discuss: 🎂 The Ultimate Betrayal: Jasmine forgets Clint's birthday (and the fallout is real).💇‍♂️ Relationship Goals? Jay-Z gets his hair taken care of by Beyoncé.🤠 Toy Story 5: Do we actually need another sequel, or is Pixar doing too much?🎵 Music Icons: Dissecting the latest industry news surrounding Clive Davis.🧠 Real Talk: Lil Nas X courageously opens up about coming out as bipolar.Don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE for your weekly dose of unfiltered pop culture, comedy, and honest debates! 🔔 Hit that notification bell so you never miss an episode.

    37 min

  3. Jun 18

    June 15, 2026

    Welcome back to The Weekly Report with Clint Coley and Jasmine Burton! 🎙️✨ We are breaking down the biggest stories in sports, pop culture, politics, and business that have everyone talking this week. Drop your thoughts in the live chat and let’s get into it! 👇 TODAY’S AGENDA 👇 🏆 THE KNICKS DID IT! After a grueling 53-year drought, the New York Knicks have captured the NBA Championship, taking down the Spurs in 5 games! We discuss Jalen Brunson’s legendary Finals MVP run and what this historic moment truly means to the city of New York and the world's most passionate fanbase.📺  POWER BOOK III: RAISING KANAN IS BACK! The hit Starz series returns. We dive into the premiere, what to expect from Kanan's dark trajectory this season, and whether the franchise is still holding its crown. ⚽ 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP HOST BACKLASH: The World Cup is officially underway, but the critics are being loud. We’re debating why many feel America is failing as a host country—from logistical nightmares to cultural disconnects. Is it really a disaster? 🎂 DONALD TRUMP TURNS 80 AT UFC: The former President celebrated his milestone 80th birthday with a massive appearance at the latest UFC event. We break down the crowd reaction, the political optics, and the intersection of sports entertainment and politics. 🏛️ THE KENNEDY CENTER NAME REMOVAL: After an intense legal battle and a federal court order, crews officially stripped Donald Trump’s name off the facade of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts this weekend. We dive into the drama behind this historic rollback. 🍿 HOLLYWOOD RE-SHAPED: The Department of Justice just officially greenlit Paramount Skydance’s massive $110 billion acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery. What does this mega-merger mean for your favorite streaming services, movie franchises, and the future of entertainment? 👋 Connect with Clint Coley:Instagram: @clintcoleyWebsite/Tour Dates: therentsdue.com 👋 Connect with Jasmine Burton: Follow Jasmine's official socials and updates linked below! 🔔 Don't forget to LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE so you never miss our weekly breakdowns! #Knicks #NBAFinals #RaisingKanan #WorldCup2026 #UFC #KennedyCenter #ParamountWarner #ClintColey #JasmineBurton #TheWeekly Report

    36 min

  4. Jun 15

    June 9, 2026 (Pilot)

    Welcome to the very first official episode of The Weekly Report. Clint and Jas are hitting the ground running, cutting through the noise to bring you the realest debrief on the stories completely dominating your timeline this week.This week, the hosts dive into a packed lineup: The Clash of the Finals: The NBA Finals are heating up, but they’ve hit a major cultural roadblock—clashing with the premiere of Love Island. Clint and Jas break down the ultimate battle for screen time and where the culture's loyalty truly lies.Dr. Umar’s FDMG Academy: The internet’s favorite Pan-African psychologist is making headlines again with updates on his school. Is the vision finally manifesting, or is the timeline just doing what it does best? The hosts unpack the latest.The Battle for Los Angeles: The LA mayoral primary results just shook up the city. With incumbent Karen Bass heading into a fierce runoff against progressive Nithya Raman, Clint and Jas break down what this political shakeup means for the city, the culture, and the streets.It’s the debut episode you can’t afford to miss. No filters, no corporate talking points—just the definitive report.Hit subscribe, leave a 5-star review, and lock in every Tuesday.

    30 min
  • 4 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

5
out of 5
2 Ratings

About

Every single week, the world drops a mountain of news, noise, and absolute nonsense on our feeds. But you don't need a dry, rigid news anchor to break it down—you need Clint Coley and Jasmine Burton.The Weekly Report is your official Tuesday morning brief on the culture, politics, sports, and media. Recorded fresh every Monday, Clint and Jasmine cut through the media spin to deliver the real, raw, and hilarious truth about current events. Blending sharp comedic analysis with grounded, honest perspectives, they tackle the headlines you're texting your friends about, alongside the vital stories you might have missed.No teleprompters. No corporate filters. Just the definitive weekly debrief you actually look forward to.Subscribe now and never miss a Report.  Fresh Delivery: Recorded Mondays, dropping everywhere you get your podcasts first thing Tuesday morning.The Culture Dynamic: A perfect blend of Clint’s sharp comedic wit and Jasmine’s funny insightful, current-events-driven analysis.Complete Coverage: From major political shifts and sports milestones to the wildest pop culture moments of the week.

Information

  • Creator
    Clint Coley & Jasmine Burton
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    4
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Clint Coley
  • Show Website
    The Weekly Report