Chronic Conundrum

Chron Con

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There is reality and then there's conjured fantasy, and Chronic Conundrum reveals the chasm between these two worlds through storytelling, social critique, and in-depth dream analysis. I'm a married, 47-year-old father of one homeschooled son. As a family, we've lived in 8 US states and have toured 20 countries, seeking sanity in an increasingly insane world. Join me on a schizophrenic sojourn where no topic is off limits.

6 DAYS AGO

Chron Con on Rogue Ways!

Welcome to Chron Con! I recently went on one of my favorite podcasts, Rogue Ways w/ Lindsey Scharmyn. Click here for all things Lindsey: https://linktr.ee/lindseyscharmyn. In this episode we pondered... Why I was once a pleated-khaki wearing ding-a-ling who wished for death. How my wife was trafficked out of South Korea.Why we lived in a converted goat barn during COVID.Just how bad is public school in Portland? Worse than you can imagine. How The System is psychopathy, and it...

1h 25m
FEB 7

The Schizophrenic Revolution

Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder... Is my wife Yoda? Same size, she is. Can rawdoggin' keep you out of the metaverse?What a suburban gunrunner taught me about life.Does naked trampolining relieve stress?If anyone accuses you of being schizoid...embrace it!Would a demonic dream-dog bite my dick and balls off? To reach me via email: chronconpodcast@gmail.com

53 min
JAN 31

Vulnerability is Death!

Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder... How only real men cry during podcast interviews. Has Chron Con gone international?Exploring the asthenosphere of my psyche (gross).Why I like to dance with dudes.How leaning into fear is giving me extrasensory perception. What a jerk-off competition taught me about life. To reach me via email: chronconpodcast@gmail.com

53 min
JAN 24

A Time Machine of Truth

Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder... Did nuns ever beat me with rulers, and did I like it?Is the sun closer than we think? (yes, my oven proves it). Why everyone needs themselves a Peter.Can my podcast land me some international fantasy ass?What a cassette tape from 1982 taught me about myself. Was I molested by an alien's tentacles? To reach me via email: chronconpodcast@gmail.com

52 min
JAN 17

The Unconscious State of Terror

Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder... Would Danish rent-a-grandma be a viable business?How weird is Portland, OR really?Could I beat a hobo in a fist fight?Does podcasting from my bathroom beat back the devil?How everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear TMIs my dad literally Batman? To reach me via email: chronconpodcast@gmail.com

53 min
JAN 10

I Don't Sleep, I Dream

Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder... Who really owns your house? (you don't)Why Koreans are wonderfully wacky.Is my wife is a riddle wrapped in an enigma?How I met an actual pornstar at the gym.What was Jesus trying to tell me?Is my sleep demon naughty or nice? To reach me via email: chronconpodcast@gmail.com

54 min
JAN 3

The Temptation Paradox

Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder... What would an alien think of public school?Why everyone should do a podcast.Is my wife part dolphin?Why 99% of humanity chooses servitude over control.The wicked witch of the unconscious collective.Are gym sluts demonic? To reach me via email: chronconpodcast@gmail.com

56 min
12/27/2024

Trip the Light Fantastic

Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder... How finding a message in a bottle reframed my worldview.Are adobe houses works of art or nightmares of maintenance?Why are kids so far down the list in obituaries?Are jealous people your mortal enemy? (hint: yes).How mushroom tea helped me to shine my light. Is Liechtenstein even a country? To reach me via email: chronconpodcast@gmail.com

52 min
12/18/2024

The Artful Expression of Youth

Welcome to Chron Con! In this episode I ponder... How a contagious rink rat made me question terrain theory.If creation is God, consumption must be the devil.How boobs, butts and farts lead to depression.Can homeschooling foster genius? (hint: yes).If you are creaky and old, how do you restore your youth?Am I the sexiest ice skater in my town? To reach me via email: chronconpodcast@gmail.com

55 min

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There is reality and then there's conjured fantasy, and Chronic Conundrum reveals the chasm between these two worlds through storytelling, social critique, and in-depth dream analysis. I'm a married, 47-year-old father of one homeschooled son. As a family, we've lived in 8 US states and have toured 20 countries, seeking sanity in an increasingly insane world. Join me on a schizophrenic sojourn where no topic is off limits.

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Chron Con
Years Active

2024 - 2025
Episodes

9
Rating

Explicit
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Chronic Conundrum

Chronic Conundrum

Episodes

Chron Con on Rogue Ways!

The Schizophrenic Revolution

Vulnerability is Death!

A Time Machine of Truth

The Unconscious State of Terror

I Don't Sleep, I Dream

The Temptation Paradox

Trip the Light Fantastic

The Artful Expression of Youth

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