The No Wives Club

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Three old queens get together and dish on issues of concern to mature gay men. And believe me, we have A LOT of issues. It’s like The View, but with old gay guys! Sassy and irreverent. Dear and queer. But you don’t have to be old, a man, or even gay to enjoy it. Think of it as an evening with your best friends. Each episode features a cocktail of the week. The more inebriated we get, the wilder the banter becomes. Hosted by Patrick Fasano, Marty Bryce and Bruce Stevens. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Recorded at The Secret Studio. Email TalkToUs at NoWivesClub dot com.

  1. FEB 8

    Ep 20 - Chosen solitude, Strong Colognes, Loud Talkers…

    We always welcome a variety of listeners but this time our focus is on older gay gentlemen who actually prefer and enjoy staying single. Not everyone wants or needs another to complete them or their lives. To those guys, we salute you and discuss some reasons why. Then the ever famous NWC Clubbers bitch session takes on people who insist on wearing waaaaay too much cologne filling the room with what smells something akin to Raid bug spray, and the ever obnoxious “Loud Talkers.” We all know one of more of them, don’t we? Featured cocktail: The original Irish coffee. A fortified hot drink to warm the cockles of your tasteful little hearts. Coffee, Irish whiskey and sugar finished off with a dollop of sweet whipped cream. The perfect winter time double buzz! We realize there are those who have challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here.  NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Marty and Bruce. Recorded at the Secret Studio. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Veronica Page-Affoumado and Seth Affoumado. Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Website: Nowivesclub.com, email: Talktous @ no wives club dot com. Hit our Facebook page and give us a shout https://www.facebook.com/thenowivesclub/about

    36 min

  2. JAN 17

    Ep 19 - We Three Queens…

    We Three Quee… disoriented are. Happy…Merry Christmukah? The Clubbers give us a hilarious send up of all the year end holidays. Childhood holiday memories are shared and their favorite holiday movies discussed. Was Die Hard a Christmas movie? Was Olive, the other reindeer the ringleader who wouldn’t let Rudolph play in any reindeer games? That bitch. And Rappin Santa graced us with a special song! Featured cocktail: The Grinch, of course. A delightfully sinister drink made with Vodka, Pineapple juice, Blue Curaçao, simple syrup, lemon juice and green food coloring for the ultimate effect. Bright, citrusy, sweet and sure to please all the Whos in Whoville! We realize there are those that have alcohol challenges. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here. NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Marty and Bruce. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Recorded at the secret studio. We want to hear from you! Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com, visit our website Nowivesclub.com or check out our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/thenowivesclub

    22 min

  3. 12/14/2025

    Ep 18 - Holiday special! Thanksgiving, Adopting New Philosophies, Bucket List

    This one is really special. The Clubbers celebrate the holiday and run the gamut from funny to poignant as they discuss what being thankful truly means. New philosophies take over in guidance of daily life. The bucket list is revisited with fresh eyes. Finding joy in an ever challenging world, and remember to check any suspicious moles. Featured cocktail: The Holiday Cranberry Spritzer. Get spritzered with this piquant and zippy beverage. Sweet and bright with just a hint of bitter. Kinda like life, huh? We realize there are those that have challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here. NWC CLUBBERS: Marty, Bruce and Patrick. Recorded at the Secret Studio. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado. Call, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Visit our website: Nowives.com, email talktous at nowivesclub dot com, and check out our Facebook page.

    38 min

  4. 11/28/2025

    Ep 17 - Special guest, Scott Capurro

    The Clubbers are thrilled to start their 3rd season with a really special interview guest, comedian, actor and author, Scott Capurro. You may remember him as Aunt Jack in the film Mrs. Doubtfire. His list of credits is longer than Joan Rivers’ surgical history and his stories are filled with humor, compassion and absolutely guaranteed to make you laugh your eyebrows off. This episode is as about as much fun as you can have with your clothes still on! Featured cocktail: Vodka on the rocks. High quality potato juice over ice cubes. Scott’s favorite. We realize there are those that have challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here.  NWC Clubbers: Marty, Bruce and Patrick. Recorded at the Secret Studio. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson.Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado. Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Visit Nowives.com, Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com. Or hit our Facebook page.

    47 min

  5. 10/03/2025

    Ep 16 - It’s a Marty Party!

    The Clubbers are thrilled to wrap up their second season with a special surprise guest! Playwright, author, professor and museum exhibit entrepreneur, Marty Martin. You may know him from his award winning play, Gertrude Stein, Gertrude Stein, Gertrude Stein - a “One Woman Show” he wrote especially for the star, Pat Carroll. A dramatic force with which to be reckoned in her own right, she shown like Broadway klieg lights in this performance. See it if you can. It is available on YOUTUBE. Being an old boyfriend of Patrick brought back fond memories and was a joyous bonus!  Featured Cocktail: The classic Martini. Gin, dry vermouth with a Spanish olive to garnish. A favorite drink of Marty Martin’s, our resident mixologist, Marty Bryce made us some extra special ones. A Martini…for Marty…made by Marty. A Marty party! We realize there are those that have challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here.  NWC CLUBBERS: Bruce, Marty and Patrick. Recorded at the Secret Studio. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado. Calls, voicemails and emails encouraged and gladly accepted. Visit our website Nowivesclub.com, email Talktous at no wives club dot com, and check out our Facebook page.

    37 min

  6. 09/19/2025

    EP 15 - Brain Lies, Truth, and "Straight" Men?

    This one’s a great one! The Clubbers get really deep this time. Is this reality truly what we see and perceive it to be? Can your brain lie to you? And is therapy any activity that is therapeutic? Our younger listeners are encouraged to spread the good word. Our joy is welcoming all humans of any age and gender, however they identify to listen and have fun with us. We have some super phone calls and emails to share.  Featured cocktail: The French “75.” A delightful blend of Gin, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, and champagne garnished with a lemon twist. Sweet and refreshing, and it creeps up on you. Not happy about the origin of the name, but hey, whattaya gonna do? We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol. We appreciate and support that and hope that you can find a way to appreciate what we offer here.  NWC CLUBBERS: Patrick, Bruce and Marty. Produced and edited at the Secret Studio by Sam Anderson. Theme song and lyrics but Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado. Calls, voicemails and emails encouraged and gladly accepted. Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com. Visit us online at Nowivesclub.com or on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thenowivesclub/

    34 min

  7. 08/29/2025

    Ep 14 - Boofing, Ball Smell and What is Love?

    The Clubbers play the cosmic pin ball machine this episode bouncing from age appropriate attraction, pronouns today, and what really bugs us. And we ponder is using the term “therapy” a plus or minus? And is global idiocy caused by a finite amount of intelligence spread among an infinite amount of humanity? Also boofing and gooning - new words for a new world.  Featured cocktail: The Sloe Gin Fizz. A mix of sloe gin, made from sloe plums, lemon juice, simple syrup and soda water. A time worn classic from the wild days of the 1920’s. Sweet, spicy, refreshing and makes a really pretty drink. We realize that there are those who face challenges with alcohol, and we support you and hope that you can find a way to appreciate what we offer here. NWC CLUBBERS: Bruce , Marty and Patrick. Produced an edited at the secret studio by Sam Anderson. Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado. Calls, voicemails and emails encouraged and gladly accepted. Visit Nowivesclub.com, or email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.

    40 min

  8. 08/12/2025

    Ep 13 - Four drink Amy, Swallow or not, Donkey Punch?

    The penchant for drinking shared by the Clubbers goes into the hilarious stratosphere in this therapy session. Fans of Brooklyn Nine Nine will revel in Amy Santiago’s mood swings as she drinks multiple cocktails. Then the boys share their own stories with Grog. An intriguing omelette recipe, and what the hell is a Donkey Punch? Featured cocktail: The Kryptonite. Superman’s arch nemesis. An exotic mix of liqueurs served over ice crystals from the Fortress of Solitude. We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer here.  NWC Clubbers: Marty, Bruce and Patrick. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studio. Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado. Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Or email talktous at nowivesclub dot com. Hit our website: Nowivesclub.com or our Facebook page for more fun!

    38 min
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Three old queens get together and dish on issues of concern to mature gay men. And believe me, we have A LOT of issues. It’s like The View, but with old gay guys! Sassy and irreverent. Dear and queer. But you don’t have to be old, a man, or even gay to enjoy it. Think of it as an evening with your best friends. Each episode features a cocktail of the week. The more inebriated we get, the wilder the banter becomes. Hosted by Patrick Fasano, Marty Bryce and Bruce Stevens. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Recorded at The Secret Studio. Email TalkToUs at NoWivesClub dot com.

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  • Creator
    No Wives Club
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © No Wives Club
  • Show Website
    The No Wives Club