The G Lex Podcast

Garrett Lexell
  • 5.0 (6)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

The G Lex Podcast is a comedic dive into life’s quirks, frustrations, and awkward moments. Hosted by Garrett Lexell, each episode mixes candid storytelling, listener confessions, and sharp humor to unpack everything from petty annoyances to hilarious dating fails. Perfect for anyone who loves relatable laughs and unapologetic real talk.

  1. May 13

    SeaWorld San Antonio Owes Me Money

    This week, Garrett drives to SeaWorld San Antonio for a fun birthday trip and instead finds what can only be described as the abandoned mall version of a theme park. Broken rides, terrible food, confusing signage, Dippin’ Dots inflation, and a deeply regrettable annual pass purchase all make an appearance. He’s still processing it.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 46

    27 min

  2. Apr 22

    LAX is the Worst Airport in America!

    LAX is a nightmare. Disneyland alone at 35 is a choice. And cruising solo? That’s a whole different experience. This week, Garrett recaps a trip that spiraled fast, from navigating LAX to spending a day at Disneyland alone to boarding a Virgin Voyages cruise and stopping in Cabo. Somewhere along the way, his diet turned into a full week of cheeseburgers, snacks, and whatever was easiest to grab. He’s still recovering.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 45

    54 min

  3. Feb 27

    Building New Stand-Up Material & The Podcast's Next Chapter

    This week Garrett talks about building new stand-up material in Austin, the reality of testing jokes at open mics versus real club shows, and what it actually takes to refine a set over time. He shares where his comedy is at right now, why he’s been focused on stage work, and how that creative growth is influencing the future of the podcast.   He also updates listeners on the future of the podcast and why it’s entering a new chapter. Season one was the sandbox. Season two is about building something bigger.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 44

    16 min

  4. Jan 30

    Code Red in The Blue Room

    This week, Garrett returns to the mic and shares what’s been going on behind the scenes with the show, before taking listeners through a solo night out in downtown Austin leading to a “Code Red” in a velvet-lined speakeasy.   Feedback or questions? Email me! Podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 43

    38 min

  5. 12/26/2025

    A NYE Message

    This is a short New Year’s Eve message to close out the year. A few reflections, a little gratitude, and a quiet sign-off before we turn the page. Wherever you are when you’re listening, on the road, on the couch, or in your own head—thanks for spending a few minutes with me. I’ll see you in the new year.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 42

    11 min

  6. 12/19/2025

    The G Lex 2025 Holiday Special

    Celebrate the holidays with a special “Best Of” edition of The G Lex Podcast. Garrett looks back on the funniest stories, wildest moments, and craziest situations of the year, stitched together with brand-new holiday commentary and a few surprises along the way. From travel meltdowns to unexpected encounters, this episode is a warm, hilarious recap of everything that made 2025… a lot. Grab some cocoa, settle in, and enjoy the G Lex Holiday Special!   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 41

    53 min

  7. 12/12/2025

    Dating with Intention: My Profile, Bad Prompts, and Green Flags

    What does it really mean to date with intention? This week, Garrett tries to find out. He talks through updating his prompts, rethinking what he is looking for, and paying attention to how dating apps actually make him feel. It is a funny and honest look at modern dating going into 2026, all through the lens of someone trying to approach it differently for once. If you have ever tried to be more thoughtful on the apps or wondered what that even looks like, this episode will meet you right where you are. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 40

    53 min

  8. 12/05/2025

    I Went to a Show… and Everything Went Wrong

    Garrett planned the perfect night out: VIP ticket, row three, dressed to kill… and the second he arrived at the University of Texas, everything unraveled. From impossible parking, confusing campus layouts, and self-checkout food asking for tips, to ushers acting like FBI agents hunting for iPhones — this night out turned into a full-blown survival challenge. But John Mulaney? Absolutely worth it. If you’ve ever wondered why going out as an adult feels like navigating a maze built by a committee of morons, this diary episode will hit you right in the millennial soul. Topics include: John Mulaney tour, Austin events, UT parking hell, comedy show etiquette, venue horror stories, and the universal struggle of “just trying to have a fun night out.” Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com   The G Lex Podcast Ep. 39

    32 min
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The G Lex Podcast is a comedic dive into life’s quirks, frustrations, and awkward moments. Hosted by Garrett Lexell, each episode mixes candid storytelling, listener confessions, and sharp humor to unpack everything from petty annoyances to hilarious dating fails. Perfect for anyone who loves relatable laughs and unapologetic real talk.

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  • Creator
    Garrett Lexell
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    46
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2025 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    The G Lex Podcast