Secret Chocobo Club

Secret Chocobo Club
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Join us as we go through the Main Scenario Quests of Final Fantasy XIV and lovingly complain about anything and everything we can find. Nothing is off the table as we share our (perfectly valid) opinions around quest progression, UI layouts, dungeon design, Final Fantasy, RPG, and more. (and we're definitely not a cult...)

Episodes

  1. Episode 7: Five Knives and a Dream (ARR)

    APR 30

    Episode 7: Five Knives and a Dream (ARR)

    Paul, Jacob, John, and James go on a wild chocobo chase in search of this "masked man", with lots of (loving) complaints along the way. D&D Cantrip - https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spells Frixio - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Frixio Duplicate Mini-boss - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Coeurl_O%27_Nine_Tails Final Fantasy X's Ochu - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Ochu_(Final_Fantasy_X) Ochu FATE - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/All_Vine_and_No_Popotoes Old Thousand Maws of Toto-Rak - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ2ZlkAEbM4 Crystals in Final Fantasy - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Crystal_(term) Twin Adder Vorsaile Heuloix - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Vorsaile_Heuloix Final Fantasy X Highbridge exploit - https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/197344-final-fantasy-x/63093928 Hremfing's Optional Quest - https://consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Corpse_Confrontation Family - https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nothing-stronger-than-family Gundobald's mustache - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Gundobald#/media/File:Gundobald.jpeg Doctor Eggman - https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Doctor_Eggman Two Rules for Seinfeld - https://www.thethings.com/larry-david-rules-creating-seinfeld-darker-90s-sitcoms/ Brevity - https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/brevity Ahriman in Final Fantasy - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Ahriman One Piece Boa Hancock (SPOILER WARNING) - https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Boa_Hancock

    1h 31m
  2. Episode 6: Raindrops on Ochus and Whiskers on Couerls (ARR)

    11/17/2025

    Episode 6: Raindrops on Ochus and Whiskers on Couerls (ARR)

    James, Paul, Jacob, and John dance with Sylphs while figuring out who is the real employer. Factorio: https://store.steampowered.com/app/427520/Factorio/ The Sound of Music - Maria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VRyQprlu8 Ramuh in Final Fantasy (Possible Spoilers): https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Ramuh MSQ Level 11 - Relighting the Torch: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Relighting_the_Torch MSQ Level 20 - First Impressions: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/First_Impressions Lallafel Default Dance (Volume Warning): https://youtu.be/Y70qQjhNays?t=89 Viera Default Dance (Volume Warning): https://youtu.be/Y70qQjhNays?t=149 Malboro in Final Fantasy: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Malboro Final Fantasy X - Great Malboro: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Malboro_(Final_Fantasy_X) Final Fantasy XIV - Qiqirn: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Qiqirn Redwall Shrew: https://redwall.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Shrews

    1h 8m
  3. Episode 5.5: The Party Discusses FF

    08/23/2025 ·  BONUS

    Episode 5.5: The Party Discusses FF

    Paul, John, and Jacob chit-chat about Final Fantasy games other than Final Fantasy XIV. Show Notes Final Fantasy 20 years ago: https://img.ifunny.co/images/f5cb9a2d3f0ea0bf31d8100ab6c4be4621b181277407a87f91efadec6a5437db_1.jpg Yoshi P on Final Fantasy: https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasy/comments/13p0r3n/yoships_answer_on_what_makes_an_ff_game_an_ff_game/#lightbox Expedition 33: https://www.expedition33.com/

    1h 18m
  4. Episode 5: Grand Companies, Grand Choices (ARR)

    06/23/2025

    Episode 5: Grand Companies, Grand Choices (ARR)

    John, James, Paul, and ??? pause the adventure to bicker over which Grand Company to join. Nanamo Perching: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/7b/e4/187be4965f0304d8f5de63ec6a3a5dda.jpg Dynasty Warriors 3 English VA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPo Jason Charles Miller: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1390709/ What is a Death Flag: https://doughnutlounge.com/what-is-a-death-flag/ Immortal Flames Uniform: https://www.trafficsafetysuppliers.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/8/28-blue-collars.jpg Twin Adders Uniform: https://www.trafficconesforless.com/images/PO/RS45015C-Yellow3M6.jpg Maelstrom Uniform: https://www.trafficconesforless.com/images/PO/Red_28_2Collars.jpg Biggs & Wedge in Final Fantasy: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Biggs_and_Wedge Star Wars Biggs: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Biggs_Darklighter Star Wars Wedge: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Wedge_Antilles Cid in Final Fantasy: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Cid Brand-new Armor: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Brand-new_Armor FFXIV Chocobo Colour Calculator: https://ffxivchocobo.com/en Chocobo Barding: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Chocobo_Barding Nedrick Ironheart: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Nedrick_Ironheart Zodiac Weapons: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Zodiac_Weapons Zodiac Spear: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Zodiac_Spear_(Final_Fantasy_XII)

    1h 21m
  5. Episode 4: Taking the Scions to Isembard (ARR)

    05/19/2025

    Episode 4: Taking the Scions to Isembard (ARR)

    Paul, John, and James join the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, and embark on the first "proper" hero mission. FFXIV Voice Actors (Potential Spoilers) - https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2703036/fullcredits/ Balthier’s VA: Gideon Emery - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0256297/ FFXIV X SCRAP Real Escape Game: “The Trials of Bahamut” - https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/4aee942e274571a114b14dd0dbc0d1aa8867d683 Well Come - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/A_Wild_Rose_by_Any_Other_Name Ripe Corpse - https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Ripe_Corpse Final Fantasy VII Materia - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Materia_(Final_Fantasy_VII) Redwall - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redwall Spirit Bomb - https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Spirit_Bomb Ifrit across Final Fantasy - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Ifrit Zero to Hero - Hercules - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvvrluxpFVI

    1h 31m
  6. Episode 3: The Sad Revolt Afterparty (ARR)

    03/17/2025

    Episode 3: The Sad Revolt Afterparty (ARR)

    James, Paul, and John finally start talking about Final Fantasy XIV's Main Scenario Quests (but they don't get very far). Battle of Silvertear Skies - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_of_Silvertear_Skies Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn Intro Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h542YbZuwkQ How to pronounce 'Aesthetician' - https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/aesthetician Maplestory - https://www.nexon.com/maplestory/ Final Fantasy VII's Gold Saucer - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Gold_Saucer_(Final_Fantasy_VII) John's Incredible Pizza - https://johnspizza.com/ Final Fantasy Coeurl - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Coeurl Non Final Fantasy Coral - https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/invertebrates/corals-and-coral-reefs

    1h 18m
  7. Episode 2.5: Dawntrail Hype (Spoiler Alert)

    01/31/2025 ·  BONUS

    Episode 2.5: Dawntrail Hype (Spoiler Alert)

    Paul and John speculate what could be in store for Final Fantasy XIV's latest expansion: Dawntrail. Major spoiler warnings ahead for A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, Stormblood, Shadowbringers, and Endwalker. Theories for Endwalker Dawntrail Launch Trailer (Major spoilers) Endwalker minion Definitely not referring to the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Endwalker Box Art Stormblood Field Operation: The Forbidden Land, Eureka Endwalker: Island Sanctuary Dawntrail: Cosmic Exploration Dawntrail: Barreltender Final Fantasy VII: Battle Square Alpaca vs. Llama Final Fantasy VI: Relm Arrowny Viper is Kirito

    58 min
  8. Episode 2: Now, Back to Limsa (ARR)

    01/01/2025

    Episode 2: Now, Back to Limsa (ARR)

    John, James, and Paul try (unsuccessfully) to discuss the Limsa Lominsa and Gridania without getting distracted. Endwalker grapes Maplestory ferry to Orbis I Am the Sea (Limsa Lominsa Day Theme) A Sailor Never Sleeps (Limsa Lominsa Night Theme) Wailers and Waterwheels (Gridania Day Theme) Dance of the Fireflies (Gridania Night Theme) A New Hope (Ul'dah Day Theme) Sultana Dreaming (Ul'dah Night Theme) Concerning Hobbits Final Fantasy XVI - Moogle Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth - Moogle All 'A Realm Reborn' nods

    1h 4m
  9. Episode 1: It's a Maze, Dude (ARR)

    01/01/2025

    Episode 1: It's a Maze, Dude (ARR)

    Paul, John, James, and Jacob talk about starting Final Fantasy XIV in the city of Ul’dah. But first, everyone’s favorite(?) mini-game: Character Creation. Episode 0 Roegadyn woes Miqo'te glams Treasure maps Yoshi-P Yoshi P’s character Brennan Lee Mulligan

    1h 14m
  10. Episode 0: Definitely Not a Cult

    01/01/2025 ·  BONUS

    Episode 0: Definitely Not a Cult

    James, Paul, John, and Jacob introduce themselves and the Secret Chocobo Club podcast. Final Fantasy Games Maplestory Gunbound Lost Ark Runescape Club Penguin World of Warcraft: Classic Wind Slayer Lunia Shin Megami Tensei: Imagine League of Legends Eorzea Collection (in)Famous JP -> EN dubs Sam Riegal is not dead

    49 min
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Join us as we go through the Main Scenario Quests of Final Fantasy XIV and lovingly complain about anything and everything we can find. Nothing is off the table as we share our (perfectly valid) opinions around quest progression, UI layouts, dungeon design, Final Fantasy, RPG, and more. (and we're definitely not a cult...)

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  • Creator
    Secret Chocobo Club
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
    Clean
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    © 2024 - 2026 Secret Chocobo Club
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