The Weekly Inventions Of Dr Splatterjacket

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This is the podcast of Doctor Splatterjacket, one of the most brilliant inventors the world has ever seen. His inventions have almost changed the world 37 times. This year he has committed to inventing one new invention every week.

  1. Episode 62: StitchBond

    6D AGO

    Episode 62: StitchBond

    Do you need to repair things? Important disclaimer: I’m talking about clothes not relationships here. If it is clothes then StitchBond is the perfect tool for you, if it is relationships then you’ll have to go and talk to somebody else.

    2 min
  2. Episode 61: DishTicket

    FEB 28

    Episode 61: DishTicket

    Do you enjoy washing up so much you think people should sell tickets to watch you do it? Or do you hate washing up so much that you wish people would buy tickets to do your washing up for you? Then you need DishTicket which isn’t really about having anyone around, but makes washing up so fun you’ll wish it was.

    1 min
  3. Episode 60: HarmoComb

    FEB 21

    Episode 60: HarmoComb

    Do you want to hear music almost at the same time as you comb your hair? Of course you do, that’s why you need my combination Harmonica and Comb the HarmoComb as soon as possible.

    1 min
  4. Episode 59: NewsWear

    FEB 14

    Episode 59: NewsWear

    Do you need news everywhere you go? I bet you look at your phone for such things, I don’t because I have my news built into my shirt. Get NewsWear today!

    2 min
  5. Episode 58: MapCycle

    FEB 7

    Episode 58: MapCycle

    Are you unable to ride a bike because you don’t know where you are going? That never happens to me because I have MapBike a bike with a built in automatic mapping, and it can even do the turning for you. Why don’t you have one?

    2 min
  6. Episode 57: ComuniJet

    JAN 31

    Episode 57: ComuniJet

    Do you need to run away from, but stay in touch with somebody who is investigating your mine (or other thing you are wanting to run away from, but have to keep in touch with) then it sounds like you need ComuniJet.

    1 min
  7. Episode 56: SanitiClean

    JAN 24

    Episode 56: SanitiClean

    When you are vacuuming I assume you get ick on you… all over you! But I don’t because I use the world’s first combination vacuum cleaner and hand sanitiser. No mess, no fuss, with SanitiClean your house will be clean in exactly the same time as always, but you will be clean too!

    2 min
  8. Episode 55: AeroPatch

    JAN 17

    Episode 55: AeroPatch

    What do you do when somebody not near you needs a bandage? Do you panic? Worry? Cry? Well I don’t because I use AeroPatch to deliver a bandage anywhere in the world by drone. I don’t know why you don’t have one?

    2 min
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This is the podcast of Doctor Splatterjacket, one of the most brilliant inventors the world has ever seen. His inventions have almost changed the world 37 times. This year he has committed to inventing one new invention every week.

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