Tales of Harkshire

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Tales of Harkshire

Welcome to Harkshire – Please Listen Responsibly! Everyone has a story to tell, and the residents of Harkshire are ready to share theirs. Discover the wonderfully ordinary and delightfully unimportant lives of those who call the idyllic towns and villages of Harkshire home. Each season invites you to step into the life of a different resident, exploring their unique circumstances. These stories reveal the beauty and complexity of everyday experiences—from heartfelt relationships and moments of self-discovery to the quiet struggles of isolation and the warmth of community. Tales of Harkshire celebrates the extraordinary within the ordinary. Whether you’re seeking laughter, reflection, or connection, these tales will resonate with your heart and spark your imagination. Tune in to uncover the stories waiting to be told. In Season One, immerse yourself in the charming village of Kinley, nestled in the heart of Harkshire, as we follow the intriguing life of a local gossip.

Season 1

  1. E1 - The New Car

    EPISODE 1

    E1 - The New Car

    Tales of Harkshire invites listeners to immerse themselves in the charming fictional towns and villages nestled within the enchanting County of Harkshire. Each season features a collection of short stories that explore the lives of its diverse characters, revealing the beauty and complexity of everyday experiences. From heartfelt relationships and moments of self-discovery to the quiet struggles of isolation and the warmth of community, these tales celebrate the ordinary in extraordinary ways. Every story offers a glimpse into the lives of those who call Harkshire home. Whether you’re seeking laughter, reflection, or connection, Tales of Harkshire will resonate with the heart. Tune in and discover the stories waiting to be told!

    8 min
  2. E2 - The Party

    EPISODE 2

    E2 - The Party

    Episode Two: The Party, Step into the world of upper-class antics in this witty podcast episode, as our gossip recounts a satirical and hilarious evening at an exclusive games night in Watton Wood. With sharp observations and biting humour, she navigates a night of mismatched car keys, Veuve Clicquot champagne, and eccentric guests like the Hollywood-glam Aunty Sally. This sharp British humour podcast takes a tongue-in-cheek look at social class, luxury lifestyles, and the absurdity of high-society gatherings—all while the narrator holds fast to her cherished Mercedes-Benz SLK and impeccable sense of decorum. Tune in for: The comedic perils of mingling in new circles Tales of electric gates, vintage crystal bowls, and unconventional games night rituals A dose of satirical comedy perfect for fans of British wit and sharp social commentar   This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409     Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    10 min
  3. E3 - The Romance

    EPISODE 3

    E3 - The Romance

    Episode Three: The Romance, In this humorous and reflective episode, our gossip shares her sharp observations on love, life, and the quirks of married travel. From Keith’s over-the-top safety drills and his infamous “Safe Travels Utility Belt” to tales of holiday mishaps and unexpected moments, this episode blends heartfelt nostalgia with razor-sharp wit. Tune in for: Witty commentary on the absurdities of everyday life and relationships. A glimpse into the world of luxury, leisure, and unexpected adventures. Hilarious insights into holiday chaos and the quirks of marriage. Join us for a beautifully crafted story full of laughter, warmth, and the unexpected. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    10 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    E4 - The Disturbance

    Episode Four: The Disturbance, In this episode, an unexpected disturbance sets our gossip off on a hilarious tangent about etiquette and decorum in public settings. With her signature wit and sharp observations, she dissects modern manners (or the lack thereof), lamenting the decline of sophistication and the rise of inconsiderate behaviour. Tune in for: Amusing anecdotes about awkward social situations. A witty critique of contemporary customs and public etiquette. Hilarious tangents that reveal the narrator's unique take on life’s everyday annoyances. Perfect for fans of sharp British humour and relatable commentary, this episode offers a laugh-out-loud look at how to navigate the absurdities of modern social behaviour. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    9 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    E5 - The Violation

    Episode Five: The Violation, In this episode, an unexpected and downright bizarre incident sends our gossip spiraling into a tale of public disturbances, peculiar characters, and her unwavering commitment to etiquette and order. What begins as an ordinary day of errands quickly descends into chaos, culminating in an outrageous encounter that leaves her shaken—and reaching for the brandy. Tune in for: Hilarious observations on the quirks of village life. A sharp critique of modern manners and queuing decorum. A wildly unexpected twist that could only happen to her. With her signature flair and unfiltered commentary, this episode is a must-listen for fans of British wit and the absurdities of everyday life. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409     Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    11 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    E6 - The Mother

    Episode Six: The Mother, In this episode, our gossip shares a tense and deeply humorous account of navigating the challenges of caring for an ageing, demanding mother. From guilt trips to uncanny misunderstandings, the chaos of familial obligation unfolds with a sharp tongue and an unflinching wit. Tune in for: A comedic dive into family dynamics and stubborn independence. Musings on the clash between idyllic retirement home visions and reality. An unforgettable story about a tragic (and strangely absurd) family incident. Delivered with a quintessentially British blend of dry humour and candid reflection, this episode is a captivating listen for anyone who’s ever found themselves at odds with their parents—or their plans. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    8 min

  7. EPISODE 7

    E7 - The Neighbour

    Episode Seven: The Neighbour, In this episode, our gossip hilariously recounts the arrival of new neighbours whose presence has thrown the quiet equilibrium of Frisky Lane into disarray. From a rogue couple to fashion crimes, the chaos unfolds in this sharp-witted and utterly British monologue. Tune in for: A strongly worded letter to the local MP, brimming with complaints and “solutions.” A biting critique of modern living clashes with tradition. Mischievous musings on the lengths one might go to preserve neighbourhood harmony. Delivered with biting humour and unapologetic opinion, this episode is a riotous exploration of community, eccentricity, and the unravelling of suburban peace. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409     Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    10 min

  8. EPISODE 8

    E8 - The Salon

    Episode Eight: The Salon, In this episode, our gossip delivers a scathing and comical recount of a disastrous trip to the local salon 'Liv & Let Dye' that spirals into unexpected chaos. From questionable gossip to a hair appointment gone horribly wrong, it’s a tale of small-town drama, sharp wit, and simmering fury. Tune in for: A sharp critique of salon etiquette and professionalism. Hilarious commentary on Kinley Village rumours and their absurdities. A glimpse into the narrator’s fiery quest for justice and dignity. Infused with biting humour and quintessentially British satire, this episode is a riotous exploration of vanity, gossip, and small-town politics This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    11 min

  9. EPISODE 9

    E9 - The Betrayal

    Episode Nine: The Betrayal, In this episode, our gossip takes us through a surreal, hilarious, and deeply personal account of a heated dispute with her husband Keith, uncovering secrets, confronting peculiar truths, and navigating a spiral of escalating chaos. It’s an absurdly witty and utterly captivating exploration of betrayal, status, and imagination gone wild. Tune in for: Sharp critiques of loyalty and trust in marriage. Side-splitting commentary on social climbing and scandal. A whirlwind of surreal humour and unpredictable twists. Delivered with our gossip’s signature biting wit, this episode is a chaotic delight, blending relatable drama with outlandish comedy for an unforgettable listen This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409 Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    8 min

  10. EPISODE 10

    E10 - The Dragon

    Episode Ten: The Dragon, In this episode, our narrator takes an uncharacteristic journey on public transport—a necessary evil after Keith commandeers the Mercedes for a crucial pre-competition grooming session. What begins as a reluctant train ride soon turns into an encounter of legendary proportions.  Tune in for: A masterclass in avoiding unwanted small talk on public transport. A chance encounter with a Dragon (not the fire-breathing kind, unfortunately). A fierce debate on eco-consciousness, luxury cars, and ethically questionable spandex. Bitingly witty, deliciously absurd, and packed with quintessentially British satire, this episode is a first-class journey into small-town snobbery, unexpected friendships, and the eternal battle between status and sustainability This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409     Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    11 min

  11. EPISODE 11

    E11 - The Appointment

    Episode Eleven: The Appointment, Our narrator begins with a simple trip to the dentist, only to be met with chaos at reception, an absurd digital sign-in process, and Maxine, who has declared herself gatekeeper of the waiting room. But the real shock comes in the dentist’s chair when she comes face-to-face with...well, you'll just have to tune in! Tune in for: The perils of digitalisation and spirit animal selections gone wrong. A grim discovery in Jord Moor (and Keith’s highly inappropriate take on it). A health-and-safety-heavy approach to marital relations that could double as a workplace induction. Between broken bourbons, PPE procedures, and the crushing realisation that passion and spontaneity are things of the past, this episode is a masterclass in British wit, social absurdity, and the eternal disappointment that is Keith. This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village. Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip     Socials: Please like, follow, share and download :-) https://talesofharkshire.podbean.com https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572510236409     Get In Touch: If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk   Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

    10 min
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Welcome to Harkshire – Please Listen Responsibly! Everyone has a story to tell, and the residents of Harkshire are ready to share theirs. Discover the wonderfully ordinary and delightfully unimportant lives of those who call the idyllic towns and villages of Harkshire home. Each season invites you to step into the life of a different resident, exploring their unique circumstances. These stories reveal the beauty and complexity of everyday experiences—from heartfelt relationships and moments of self-discovery to the quiet struggles of isolation and the warmth of community. Tales of Harkshire celebrates the extraordinary within the ordinary. Whether you’re seeking laughter, reflection, or connection, these tales will resonate with your heart and spark your imagination. Tune in to uncover the stories waiting to be told. In Season One, immerse yourself in the charming village of Kinley, nestled in the heart of Harkshire, as we follow the intriguing life of a local gossip.

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  • Creator
    Artis House
  • Episodes
    11
  • Seasons
    1
  • Rating
    Clean
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