Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Erik Lane

If you see something stupid--say something, Stupid! All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were! Send your comments/questions or stupid story via email at ShourOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: t.me/InsaneErikLane If you think this stupidity deserves your support and you're stupid enough to throw $2.01 each month to this stupid endeavor, click this link to be a member of "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid Supporters Society": https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support Those who support the podcast will get exclusive stupidity that's not included in the regular episodes and you might even get some inside information about me and my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero! (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

  1. 2d ago ·  Bonus

    Pretend Popeye's Order-Taker, Balloon Bride Blow-away, and A Laser-Zapping Bug Blaster

    (00:00:00) Open (00:00:54) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:00:38) Insane Week In Review (01:11:49) Genius Awards (01:23:29) Closing We've all played "pretend" as kids, but a college grad wanted to pretend to take orders at a Popeye's...and 3am...while drunk. We all want our wedding to be a "one-of-a-kind" event so one bride's idea of a photo-shoot with gi-normous balloons---on a windy Turkish strait almost blew her away...literally. If you want to go beyond those bug zappers that electrifies skeeters that fly into it, you need the new Chinese-made "Photon Matrix Laser Mosquito Air Defense System" for a "Star Trek" approach to blasting those bugs with phasers on stun! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... FL Woman Shot At Boyfriend's Suspected Lover To “Make A Point” About CheatingNaked MS Man Held At Gunpoint In A St. Francisville Home While Toting A Church Fire ExtinguisherNY Man Showed Up Drunk To DWI Victim Impact PanelPA Man Trespassing In Barn Told Police He Was GodUT Man Pled Guilty To Manslaughter After Friend Said He Could Dodge BulletArmy Officer Suspended For Leaving Post 64 Times To ‘Feed His Lizard’TX Man Tries To Get Out Of DUI By Telling Police He's A Famous StreamerFL Man Breaks Into Popeyes, Pretends To Take An OrderAirbnb Hires Man After He Sends Résumé On A BalloonGiant Balloons Carry Away A Bride During Wedding Photo ShootNY Couple Tie The Knot In Front of 50 Guests—At The Local SunocoFL Man Allegedly Strips $60,000 in Copper From Jacksonville Cell TowersFL Man Who Dumped 4,000 Of Pounds Of Trash Into Canal Approached Police As They Cleaned It UpMartha Stewart Apologizes—TWICE—After Homeless Costume Triggers BacklashPennsylvania Man Goes To The Movies 1,207 Times In 1 YearFL Man Asks Police For A Cigarette After Leading Them On Chase And Flipping His TruckAging Japanese Parents Matchmake For Their Adult KidsChinese Startup Builds AI-Powered Laser Device That Shoots Down Mosquitoes MidflightMan Forgets His Phone, Drives To Police Station To Report It Missing—Forgets He’s DRUNKDrunk Driver Calls 911 On Herself, Tries To Kiss Officers When They Find HerWI Woman Named “Tequila” Had Open Bottle Of Tequila In Her GloveboxAll the latest stupidity from the most recent current events are waiting for you in the Insane Week In Review as well as our weekly 7 most stupendous "winners" in the Genius Awards!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

    Pretend Popeye's Order-Taker, Balloon Bride Blow-away, and A Laser-Zapping Bug Blaster
  2. 6d ago

    Walt Z And The Apple Pay Prank Backfire, NC Moonshine Still Blowup, and Robot Dog Walkers

    (00:00:00) Opening (00:01:31) A Piece of My Mind (00:10:36) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:25:17) Halloween Stupidity: Fake Cops, Real Stop—REAL Officer Pulls Over TX Couple Dressed As Police, With Their Kids Dressed A (00:30:26) Halloween Night Fright: 8-ft. Python Falls Through Apartment Ceiling (00:33:59) Mutants Not Allowed to Fly—Passenger Flagged After Bringing Wolverine-style In Carry-on (00:38:30) Moonshine Still Caused Explosion In North Carolina Mountains (00:43:31) Margarita Mix-Up Leaves NC Chili's Customers With Chemical Burns (00:49:09) Now Hiring In New York City—Robot Dog Walkers (00:54:44) Man Dressed As Michael Myers Pulls Car With The Tip Of His Penis (01:00:18) Ask Pancho (01:09:52) Insane Game Show (01:21:29) Closing By now, you may have heard a little bit about a Red Baron Pizza guy stocking frozen pies in a Michigan grocery store case. He was a victim of a TikTok prank by a wisenheimer 20-y/o who received an epic blowback from his stunt. Walt received almost $1 million in donations to help his family and the prankster, who just happens to have a rap sheet, got deplatformed. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is back from his trip to see leaves in NC...but he didn't see any moonshine stills, like the one that blew up and gave me a great stupid story! So, maybe making bootleg liquor isn't the best side-hustle, but dog walking could be...unless it's a robot dog that overheats and leaves you having to lug its 30-lbs. metal carcass back to the lab for testing. It doesn't get any more stupid than this. In this Weekend Episode... [A Piece of My Mind…] When Your Stupid Internet Influencer Prank Makes YOU Look StupidHalloween Stupidity: Fake Cops, Real Stop—REAL Officer Pulls Over TX Couple Dressed As Police, With Their Kids Dressed As RobbersHalloween Night Fright: 8-ft. Python Falls Through Apartment CeilingMutants Not Allowed to Fly—Passenger Flagged After Bringing Wolverine-style In Carry-onMoonshine Still Caused Explosion In North Carolina MountainsMargarita Mix-Up Leaves NC Chili's Customers With Chemical BurnsNow Hiring In New York City—Robot Dog WalkersMan Dressed As Michael Myers Pulls Car With The Tip Of His PenisPancho will also provide his sage wisdom on what to do if the couple you introduced to each other is headed for trouble because one of them is cheating on the other, and he gives some tips for a guy who's girlfriend is obsessed with oversharing their relationship on social media. Join in with this week's Insane Game Show to see if your stupidity is bigger than Pancho's! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

    Walt Z And The Apple Pay Prank Backfire, NC Moonshine Still Blowup, and Robot Dog Walkers
  3. Nov 4

    Long-Distance AI Girlfriend, Girlfriend Refuses Diaper-Gets Assaulted, and A Harassing Sewer-Dweller

    (00:00:00) Opening (00:00:55) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity (01:04:01) Insane Week In Review (01:18:44) Genius Awards (01:28:24) Closing If you've ever been desperate for love, would you be desperate enough to sell everything and travel 1,200 miles to meet "your one"? For a Brazilian Man, that "one" turned out to be nothing but pixels. A man in MN was desperate for love...in a diaper...with a binky...and wanted his girlfriend to desperately wear a diaper, too. She wasn't in that kind of mood, so he tried to persuade her...forcefully. It didn't end well. A man in Baltimore, MD was searching for a place to live and found one...in the sewers. But he didn't care for his noisy neighbors living above ground. And the courts couldn't mail him his trespassing charge because they couldn't figure out where to mail the paperwork. If you're desperate for more stupidity to help you make it through the week, you've found the right stuff. In this Midweed BONUS Episode... Brazilian Man Sells Everything, Travels 1,200 Miles Across The Country To Meet Online Girlfriend—Who Turns Out To Be AIBrazilian Woman Celebrates 6-yrs. Of Marriage With A Rag DolleBikes ‘Not For Jousting,’ Says Rental Company After Viral Duel VideoTX Man Is Run Over By Stolen Vehicle After Leading Police On A ChaseMN Man Attacks His Girlfriend Because She Wouldn't Wear An Adult DiaperThe Future of Personal Security: A Kung-Fu Fighting RobotFL Man Attacks Doctor's Tesla For Canceling His SurgeryMan Left Young Daughter Alone In A Running Car While He Drank In A BarHeadless Chicken Lives 18 Months—His Hometown Celebrates Him with a FestivalNaked Burglar Runs Through California NeighborhoodWrong Place, 10th Time—Drunk Man Parks His SUV In Police Parking LotAirbnb Bans Hosts From Forcing Guests To Do Chores Before Checking OutMaryland Man Living In Baltimore Sewer Arrested For Harassing PeopleCharter School Teacher Sold Pills And Pot To Students On School GroundsTN Wedding Crashers “Bear” Responsibility Of Disruption To FL Couple’s ReceptionBrother/Sister Squabble Ends With a Mother-Clucker Of A MessOne Good Banana—Viral Video Of FL Woman In Banana Suit Reporting Orlando CrashKnow Your MEAT–Man Claims Texas Roadhouse Swapped His Filet Mignon 3 TimesMan Hits Roommate With Bag Of Ice Cream Over Lack Of Space In An UberSouth Carolina Woman Engages Police On Chase—In School BusMan's 1st Date Orders $212 Worth Of Mozzarella SticksCatch up with all the latest headlines from all the stupidity from the past week or so and meet the new batch of "winners" who have been bestowed with this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

    Long-Distance AI Girlfriend, Girlfriend Refuses Diaper-Gets Assaulted, and A Harassing Sewer-Dweller
  4. Oct 31

    A Cheesesteak Plea Deal, A ChatGPT Job Interview, & Felonious Grandma Hugs

    (00:00:00) Opening (00:01:25) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:33) Viral “Unqualified” Candidate Wins Seat On Canadian City Council (00:10:05) Toronto Man Billed For 30,000 km Road Trip He Never Took (00:13:30) Coffin Race Takes Place In South Carolina Ahead of Halloween (00:16:23) PAPER PLATES?? FL Man Pulled Over After He Put Photocopied License Plate On His Car (00:19:24) Man Charged For Taping Wife To Chair So He Could Watch Football (00:22:24) Gen Z Applicant Reportedly Asked to Use ChatGPT During Job Interview (00:25:24) Irish Rape Crisis Center Pulls Ad Policing Grandparent Hugs (00:28:44) Murder Defendant Offers Guilty Plea In Exchange For Cheesesteak, Pepsi (00:31:22) Police Called Over 3-y/o FL Boy Who’s Too Good At Soccer (00:34:15) OH Pastor Introduces His 2nd Wife At Sunday Service In Viral Video (00:37:45) Weekend Round-Up (00:38:35) Barack Obama Restaurant Endorsements (00:39:43) SADDAM HUSSEIN'S CHEESECAKE FACTORY (00:41:05) SCARIEST REAL-LIFE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES (00:42:30) The Traffic Zone (00:43:22) How to Survive an Argument With Your Wife (00:44:28) Past Life (00:47:01) Climax For Stuffy Noses (00:48:10) YOUR TURN: What's the craziest thing you've seen at a drive-thru? (00:54:35) Closing What would you trade for your freedom? A Pennsylvania man chose a cheesesteak as a plea deal to spend life in prison. The judge said it was "wrong in a thousand ways". But it sure was stupid. What would you say in a job interview when asked a question about the open position? Would you need a ChatGPT lifeline...or your Daddy sitting nearby? One Gen Z applicant turned down the offer because he couldn't use both--after declaring the role clearly deserves at least 120k & unlimited PTO. In Ireland, Dublin residents almost outlawed hugs by Granny when the Rape Crisis Centre declared them as practically a civil rights violation. Ireland’s Justice Minister had to publicly step in to pull the plug. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" pulled the plug on his appearnce this week because he got lost in the NC mountains looking at autum leaves. But there's plenty of stupidity in his place! In this Weekend Episode... [A Piece of My Mind…] Home Repair Costs Have Jumped 76% In Just 10 YearsViral “Unqualified” Candidate Wins Seat On Canadian City CouncilToronto Man Billed For 30,000 km Road Trip He Never TookCoffin Race Takes Place In South Carolina Ahead of HalloweenPAPER PLATES?? FL Man Pulled Over After He Put Photocopied License Plate On His CarMan Charged For Taping Wife To Chair So He Could Watch FootballGen Z Applicant Reportedly Asked to Use ChatGPT During Job InterviewIrish Rape Crisis Center Pulls Ad Policing Grandparent HugsMurder Defendant Offers Guilty Plea In Exchange For Cheesesteak, PepsiPolice Called Over 3-y/o FL Boy Who’s Too Good At SoccerOH Pastor Introduces His 2nd Wife At Sunday Service In Viral VideoI'll give you the wrap on the stupidity in the Weekend Round-Up: Barack Obama Restaurant EndorsementsSaddam Hussein's Cheesecake FactoryScariest Real-Life Halloween CostumesThe Traffic ZoneHow to Survive an Argument With Your WifePast Life Reincarnation StudyOrgasm For Stuffy NosesWhat's the craziest thing you've seen at a drive-thru? I have a couple of listeners who have seen some bizzare stupdity while waiting on their food. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

    A Cheesesteak Plea Deal, A ChatGPT Job Interview, & Felonious Grandma Hugs
  5. Oct 28 ·  Bonus

    Jizzed At Walmart, 1st Grade Teacher Trashed, and A FL Man Bares All "Art Show"

    (00:00:00) Opening (00:00:55) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:07:36) Insane Week In Review (01:19:53) Genius Awards (01:29:57) Closing As a team member of Walmart, you are expected to know what aisle to show a customer who is looking for an item. You're not suppoed to be the target for a customer's "release". Confused? So was the Walmart team member. As a teacher for 1st Grade students, you are expected to come to the classroom sober-minded. You're not supposed to show up wasted & nearly passed out in the teacher's bathroom. Confused? So were the kids. If you're showing up ready for a day at the nude park and suddenly discover you're just a few yards away from a school, you may be confronted by a law enforcement officer. Which is exactly what happened to a confused FL Man. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... Semi Gets French-Fried On The Freeway After Vehicle FireIdaho Man Sets Record For Most Paper Planes Caught In His MouthFL Man Uses Stolen Car To Steal Vape From A Gas StationCopper Thief Tries To Escape Home By Diving Through A Closed WindowOverreaction Of The Day—Woman Attacks Man With Shovel Over $50Make Love, Not Assault—FL Man Attacks A Publix Shopper Because He Looked “Like He Was From The 60s”Creepy FL Man Arrested After Lewd Attack On Walmart EmployeeTX Deputy Gets Canned After Posing For Photos—With InmatesFL Man Going 135-mph With Open Tequila Bottle—Just Enjoying His NightPA 1st Grade Teacher Admitted To Being Drunk In Front Of Her StudentsNYC Woman Is Shot In A Video Licking A Bench Beside Netflix PosterHomeowner Shuts Off His Halloween Decorations Mid-Tour When Neighbor Invites Strangers Into His Yard Without PermissionMom Leaves Her Infant With Strangers So She Could Join Concert Mosh PitFL Woman Holds A Family’s Lost Dog For RansomOhio Shoplifter Busted—For Having CRABSNaked FL Man Near St. Petersburg School Claimed He Was Part Of Art ExhibitA Getaway Driver Leaves Marshall’s Shoplifter Behind, Setting Off Police ChaseCanadian Tourist Testifies Stealing Las Vegas Flamingo As A "Silly Pranky Joke”—After 30-40 BeersWoman Sues TX Restaurant After Finding Cow Tooth In A “Torchy Taco”Security Guard Sues WWE Wrestler For Giving Him A “Lap Dance” On "Monday Night Raw"UT Woman Completely Destroys Boba Store…AGAIN—Over a CupThere's plenty of stupidity fresh from the most current headlines in the Insane Week In Review and you'll always find someone who's been a real "winner" and has managed to be included in this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

    Jizzed At Walmart, 1st Grade Teacher Trashed, and A FL Man Bares All "Art Show"
  6. Oct 24

    UPenn Prof vs. Uber Robot, A Teen Girl Groped By Robot, Food Bloggers Fight AI Slop

    (00:00:00) Opening (00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:38) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:13:23) AI Is Taking Over Recipes And Food Bloggers Are Fighting Back (00:22:12) Former UPenn Professor Arrested For Blocking Uber Eats Delivery Robots (00:27:19) German Police Confiscate Robot After It Groped And Made THRUSTING Motions Toward A Teen Girl (00:33:44) Geography Matters: GOP Group Accidentally Spends $25,000 On Ads In The Wrong Portland (00:38:06) Wedding Venue Keeps $16K Fee After Groom’s Death, Countersues Widow (00:42:40) Teen Steals Corvette From Relative Who Had Just Bailed Him Out Of Jail (00:46:06) Middle School Teacher Among 2 Women Accused Of Holding Down And Robbing Man At Atlantic City Casino (00:51:45) Ask Pancho (01:03:22) Insane Game Show (01:15:39) Closing What does a professor do after retiring from a prestigious university? They harass Uber delivery robots on the sidewalk, just like one UPenn Prof does. What do robots do when programmed by a teenage boy? They grope teenage girls, which is what happened with one 16-y/o boy in Germany. What do food blogger do when AI steals photos of their delicious cooking? They demand a background check for anyone posting recipes. My insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will break down the stupidity---if we don't break down laughing. In this Weekend Episode: [A Piece of My Mind…] Gen Z Is Turning To Love Spells And Psychics To Find RomanceAI Is Taking Over Recipes And Food Bloggers Are Fighting BackFormer UPenn Professor Arrested For Blocking Uber Eats Delivery RobotsGerman Police Confiscate Robot After It Groped And Made THRUSTING Motions Toward A Teen GirlGeography Matters: GOP Group Accidentally Spends $25,000 On Ads In The Wrong PortlandWedding Venue Keeps $16K Fee After Groom’s Death, Countersues WidowTeen Steals Corvette From Relative Who Had Just Bailed Him Out Of JailMiddle School Teacher Among 2 Women Accused Of Holding Down And Robbing Man At Atlantic City CasinoGet answers to your burning questions and ASK PANCHO for his sage advice...like a parent who wonders if strict parenting leads to sneaky kids or if "gentle parenting" is better, or the guy that needs to know how to stop seeing his girlfriend's dad every time he kisses her. Play along with Pancho this week in a re-tooled Insane Game Show, now with random questions & a time limit! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

    UPenn Prof vs. Uber Robot, A Teen Girl Groped By Robot, Food Bloggers Fight AI Slop
  7. Oct 21 ·  Bonus

    Sausage-Stuffing Stealer, Toilet Trouble At 30,000-ft., And A Corpse Coffin Swap

    (00:00:00) Opening (00:00:55) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:03:11) Insane Week In Review (01:17:10) Genius Awards (01:27:10) Closing Police in the UK were looking for a sausage-stuffing skinny-jeans-wearing thief that waddled off with $800 in stolen pork. A airline packed with 280 passengers had to be diverted mid-flight after 6 of the 8 functioning toilets stopped working because someone flushed something other than human waste, causing everyone to be in "deep doo-doo"... A funeral home dressed up the wrong corpse with the clothes and wig of a family's loved one. It's an episode of sausage-stuffing, toilet-clogging, stiff-swapping stupidity! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... Flight Diverts to JFK After 6 of 8 Toilets Break Mid-FlightNebraska Fans Shelling Out $3,000 for Used Memorial Stadium UrinalsFL Football Fool Sacked—FL Man Arrested For DUI In WY As He Searched For Josh Allen To Pitch Him On Dallas CowboysOH Firefighter Handcuffs Her Cheating “Fire Captain” Boyfriend; Then Steals His Car And PhoneLobster Mobster: FL Hotel Was Missing 192 Lobster Tails—Surveillance Showed a Worker Moving a Loaded CartA MOOSE Had To Be Rescued From Montana Skate ParkUK Sausage Smuggler Busted For Stuffing Meat Down His Skinny JeansIowa Woman Uses Stolen Credit Cards To Rent Bouncy CastlesFL Man Arrested For Selling Psychedelic Mushrooms On Facebook MarketplaceMA Cafeteria Worker Jailed For Using School Food For Personal RestaurantAn AI-Generated Rumpelstiltskin Meme Is Freaking Out the InternetUK Man Mauled To Death After Entering Tiger Enclosure At Wildlife ParkVA Police Officer Shoplifted From Target WHILE In UniformDelusional Georgia Man Says He Bought Stolen Moped From GodShirtless Man Drives Wrecked City Bus Down The Streets Of Oakland, CASC Woman Sues Funeral Home—Says Wrong Body Was Placed In Mother’s CasketUK Home Improvement Store Opens Bathroom Selfie StationsStupid ~or~ Brilliant? Man's Half-Printed Resume Goes Viral After Hiding Experience Behind Cheeky PitchCA Jack in the Box Accused of Soaking Customers With Anti-Loitering SprinklersRapper Nine Vicious Sells His “Sedition” Boxer Briefs On Tour—For $1,000Michigan Man Breaks Into Neighbors’ Homes Wearing A Hazmat SuitStay up-to-date with stupidity in the news with this week's Insane Week In Review and get to know up-close and personal the 7 "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

    Sausage-Stuffing Stealer, Toilet Trouble At 30,000-ft., And A Corpse Coffin Swap
  8. Oct 17

    Fudged-Up Fudgie The Whale Cake, A Vegas Showgirl Brawl, and Moonbathing For Well-Being

    (00:00:00) Opening (00:01:27) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:15) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:21:06) Beavers Chew Down Warning Sign About Beaver Damage In Poland (00:26:22) A Customer’s Cake Message Instructions Are Taken Literally (00:31:51) MS Woman Finds Mouse Swimming In Her Starbucks Cold Brew (00:37:45) IL Man Breaks Into Neighbors' Home, Pours Water On Responding Officer To Baptize Him (00:44:07) A $20 Tip Leads To Showgirl Impersonators Brawling On Las Vegas Strip (00:48:37) Father Pays $150K For Son’s Height Surgery After Lifetime Of Insecurity (00:54:24) 'Moonbathing' May Deliver Energy, Inspiration and Overall Well-Being (01:00:26) Ask Pancho (01:16:34) Insane Game Show (01:35:57) Coming Next Episode (01:42:19) Closing You know those people who "over-instruct" a store employee about a very specific special order? One woman found out that her instructions for a "Fudgie The Whale" cake were followed to the letter. And written in frosting. Some visitors to Vegas found that if their tip to the showgirls wasn't satisfactory, they were about to get punched. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", reveals that wellness gurus are telling people to wet themselves down & spend the night buck naked under a full moon to align their deepest desires. So don't be alarmed when you see your "Captain Moonbeam" neighbor spending the night in his backyard, "Moonbathing". In This Weekend Episode... [A Piece of My Mind…] Spend Eternity In A Potato Chip CannisterBeavers Chew Down Warning Sign About Beaver Damage In PolandA Customer’s Cake Message Instructions Are Taken LiterallyMississippi Woman Finds Mouse Swimming In Her Starbucks Cold BrewMan Breaks Into Neighbors' Home, Pours Water On Responding Officer To Baptize HimA $20 Tip Leads To Showgirl Impersonators Brawling On Las Vegas StripFather Pays $150K For Son’s Height Surgery After Lifetime Of Insecurity'Moonbathing' May Deliver Energy, Inspiration and Overall Well-BeingQuestions? You've got questions? Pancho has answers! He taps his sage wisdom on some tricky topics such as how to handle a "slacker" sister who applied for work at her brother's company & now must decide whether he should tell his boss what kind of worker she is. And is it always a good idea to loan money to your in-laws (or even your family) if they have a questionable past? Play along with "Pancho" in our weekly Insane Game Show & learn some new statistics!  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

    Fudged-Up Fudgie The Whale Cake, A Vegas Showgirl Brawl, and Moonbathing For Well-Being

About

If you see something stupid--say something, Stupid! All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were! Send your comments/questions or stupid story via email at ShourOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: t.me/InsaneErikLane If you think this stupidity deserves your support and you're stupid enough to throw $2.01 each month to this stupid endeavor, click this link to be a member of "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid Supporters Society": https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support Those who support the podcast will get exclusive stupidity that's not included in the regular episodes and you might even get some inside information about me and my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero! (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!