The Memoirs of Finally Abrams

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Handyman extraordinaire, Finally Abrams is an aspiring novelist waiting for his big break - though his stories are too crass and smutty for any respectable publisher. Finally details his misadventures with conversations he has with his  peers. You'll meet his calloused, stone-hearted father, the retired psychological essayist, Phaseolus Beanscreen Abrams, and Finally's love interest Geraldine, a surly, chain-smoking hardware store clerk. Finally often comes toe-to-toe with his competitor, the successful published author (and old acquaintance), Carlene Shoerack.Besides the main cast, Finally meets a slew of interesting locals in his fictional home of Porkborough, West Bonkshire in Northern England.18+, discretion is advised.Written, Performed, & Produced by Jedidiah Hughes.

  1. EPISODE 1

    Pilot

    Welcome to Porkborough, West Bonkshire. And introducing...  Finally Abrams, handyman by day, [unpublished] sexual renegade gentleman writer by night! In today's excerpt from his diary, Finally has another rejection from a publishing house and tries to balance the sadness it brings while having to fix up the Rovers' skirting boards. We also meet Phaseolus (his potty-mouthed father) who is no respite, Geraldine (his surly love interest) who is a bit of respite, and Carlene (the subject of his envy as she's been published) who makes him feel worse.

    15 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Writer's Block

    Finally decides to dedicate his next novella to his mother, who passed away during childbirth. Unfortunately, just as he gets going with it, he's hit with writer's block. Now, he must turn to his closest allies to get him out of his creative rut! Also, we get to hear the epilogue from Finally’s murder mystery novella, Solomon Catscratch & The Visitor Centre Phantom.

    13 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Road Trip

    Angry at Carlene Shoerack's latest hit medieval romance novel, Finally Abrams decides to write a historical fiction of his own to rival. So, Finally takes his dad, Phaseolus, and love interest, Geraldine, on a research-oriented historical road trip to Pickering Castle, but not everything goes to plan! We get a flavour of Finally’s newest book, A Naughty North Sea Morning.

    18 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    A Wooden Rainbow

    Finally is presented with an amazing but tricky situation: He's hired to do the decking of a renowned publisher - maybe he can finally catch a big break, or maybe he'll look like a pillock when he tries to pitch his story to a client. Also, we get an excerpt from Finally's latest  Gothic vampire horror, Sweat and Blood.

    21 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    Alien Free Zone

    After another publishing rejection, Finally consults with a local anarchist to see if he can put his latest sci-fi story in their weekly zine to gain exposure. We also get a sample from the sci-fi epic, Invasion of the Gorblanxians.

    30 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    Creamery Royale

    Finally helps Geraldine track down a thief, but they must infiltrate the cheesy fortress of the Wensleydale Creamery. Also, we get a snipped of Finally's newest fantasy epic, In Search of the Six Wizzlets.

    25 min

  7. EPISODE 7

    The Dimming

    During a blizzard, Finally holes up in The Underskirt, an isolated historic hotel in the countryside, with only Dappy the bellhop to keep him company. Can Finally stave off impending insanity whilst suspecting Dappy of stealing his last bag of crisps? Also, we get an extract from his latest horror tale, Spankenloin Escapes, wherein a crazy scientist tracks down a monster he built out of spare g******s.

    34 min

  8. EPISODE 8

    Dr. Sausage

    Finally's latest story is a hit! Only trouble is it was released under a pseudonym and no one believes he was the real author. Will he be able to claim ownership? We also hear the first chapter from this story, 1 Bird, 2 Stones, 3 Culprits, about 3 friends on the lam during the Great Depression after one of them murdered a Farmer.

    34 min
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Handyman extraordinaire, Finally Abrams is an aspiring novelist waiting for his big break - though his stories are too crass and smutty for any respectable publisher. Finally details his misadventures with conversations he has with his  peers. You'll meet his calloused, stone-hearted father, the retired psychological essayist, Phaseolus Beanscreen Abrams, and Finally's love interest Geraldine, a surly, chain-smoking hardware store clerk. Finally often comes toe-to-toe with his competitor, the successful published author (and old acquaintance), Carlene Shoerack.Besides the main cast, Finally meets a slew of interesting locals in his fictional home of Porkborough, West Bonkshire in Northern England.18+, discretion is advised.Written, Performed, & Produced by Jedidiah Hughes.

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