Uncut Jams with James Cummins

James Cummins

🎙️ Uncut Jams - Comedy, Chaos, and No Edits Allowed! 🎉 What happens when stand-up comedian James Cummins lets it all fly with zero filters and no edits? You get Uncut Jams, a raw, unpolished, and completely unedited podcast that’s as real as it gets. Each week, James serves up unfiltered takes on comedy, culture, and whatever wild tangent comes to mind—because here, what’s said is what’s posted. No second chances, no clean-ups, just pure, unscripted brilliance. Expect hilarious personal stories, off-the-cuff rants, and candid conversations with guests who aren’t afraid to keep it real.

  1. FEB 5

    Wicked Witch Ancestor, YouTube Millions & God's Slave Girl | ThatDudeMcFly | Uncut Jams #53

    Had Marlon Palmer (That Dude McFly) on the show—Toronto YouTube royalty who walked out of his dishwashing job and never looked back. We talked about his ancestor being the actual Wicked Witch of Jamaica, losing $150k to copyright strikes, and why he quit a job mid-shift to make videos for rent money.Marlon's been a Toronto staple since the cooking dance days, back when nobody knew you could get paid on YouTube. He shared the story of discovering $1,100 sitting in his account before a Miami trip and immediately deciding YouTube was a career. Then he literally dropped his dishwashing uniform and snuck out the back door to make two videos a day until he made rent. That's the kind of energy that separates people who make it from people who talk about making it.We also got into roommate horror stories (stolen watches hidden in Canada Goose jackets), why comedians are finally figuring out social media, the male loneliness epidemic solved by mukbangs in South Korea, and whether COVID was a hoax to get everyone on Amazon. Plus: why you should never live with someone on cocaine, how to build an IKEA shelf without feeling emasculated, and Marlon's theory about dolphin births creating super babies.This episode hit different because Marlon actually lives the life everyone talks about wanting—he bet on himself, walked away from the safe path, and figured it out. No backup plan, just two videos a day until the money showed up.📍MARLON PALMER (THAT DUDE MCFLY):Instagram/TikTok: @thatdudemcflyYouTube: That Dude McFlyShow: February 13th at Stacked Market (Toronto)TIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro: The Wicked Witch of Jamaica (Marlon's Ancestor)2:46 - Proposing at Gage Park & Christmas Ultimatums5:43 - Comedian Documentary & The Family Life You'll Never Have9:14 - COVID Shutdown & The Greatest NBA Basketball Ever14:20 - Toronto Lore: Rick James, MLK & Why We Don't Support Our Own18:31 - Residential Schools & The "Be White" Colonization Strategy21:17 - Building Your Own Shelf vs Hiring the Handyman24:11 - Blue Jobs vs Pink Jobs (Gender Roles)27:42 - Uber Eats Drivers & The $1 Tip Debate30:33 - Stolen Watch Story (Roommate Found It in Canada Goose)35:04 - Birthday Eviction & Moving in With the Girlfriend39:12 - Living Alone Addiction & Male Loneliness Mukbangs42:06 - AI Bots Making Fun of Us on Social Media44:00 - ChatGPT Therapy & Getting Roasted by AI48:03 - Radio School, Hitting the Post & Flow 93.550:14 - The Cooking Dance Video That Started Everything53:54 - Quitting Dishwashing Mid-Shift & Making Rent on YouTube55:02 - Comedians Finally Learning Social Media58:01 - Elephant Revenge (22 People) & Dolphin Birth Magic1:01:30 - Bible Verse: Paul Exorcises the Fortune-Telling Slave Girl📱 FOLLOW THE SHOW:Instagram: @uncutjamspodcast📱 FOLLOW ME:Instagram: @jamescomesnow🎥 PRODUCED BY:Dante (@chezdante)💊 SPONSORED BY:Day Trip - Use code UNCUT20 for 20% off functional mushroomsThis episode brought to you by Day Trip - Use code UNCUT20 for 20% off at daytripcbd.com#UncutJams #ThatDudeMcFly #MarlonPalmer

    1h 4m
  2. JAN 20

    Gordon Ramsay, Gambling, & F*ck Maxing Your Way to Success | Comedian Jay Light | Uncut Jams #52

    Had Jay Light on the show, he writes for MasterChef, runs a messed up game show, and just gets it. We talked about the beautiful disaster of f*ck maxing (being so delusional you accidentally succeed), why Gordon Ramsay is a professional dick, and how I tried bulimia to look good at the club.Jay's been writing for MasterChef for seven years, which means he's spent seven years watching people stress over lamb chops while Gordon throws raw fish at walls. He gave me the behind-the-scenes on what it's like working with Ramsay, how they make kids' cooking competitions fun without traumatizing anyone, and why survey says your fish is f*cking raw.We also got deep into the grind—how putting out mid content consistently will beat perfect content that never drops, why afternoon shows are a different beast, and the importance of learning to bomb on purpose. Plus: my NFL playoff gambling spiral, Jay's Oscar nomination bets, the Japanese wrestling horse legend, and why squirrels can't be poisoned (they're bulimic like I was).This one's for anyone trying to make it in comedy, writing, or literally anything creative. Sometimes you just gotta be dumb enough to keep going.TIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro: Diet Jay & Howie Bling Vibes2:05 - Uncut Gems, Hardball & Gambling Addiction6:43 - Oscar Bets & Flow (The Latvian Masterpiece)9:01 - Bee Movie on Mushrooms12:20 - Six Degrees of Jeffrey Epstein (The Game)16:00 - F**k Maxing: The Key to Success18:40 - 40 Videos a Day vs Perfect Content22:05 - Producing Shows & The 10-Minute Stress Window24:40 - Practicing Bombing & Music Open Mics28:45 - Afternoon Shows & Matching Crowd Energy31:10 - Jay's Sobriety Journey & Blacking Out at The Comedy Store35:12 - Opening Soup Cans Without Can Openers38:30 - Japan, 7-Eleven Sushi & The Wrestling Horse42:05 - Bautista vs Odor (Baseball Beef)43:40 - Writing for MasterChef: How He Got In46:55 - "Survey Says It's F*****g Raw" (Gordon's Best Line)49:20 - Female Chefs & Industry Shifts51:25 - Animal Fun Fact: Bulimic Squirrels52:06 - Bible Verse: Care for Lost Oxen (Bringing Comedians Home)📍JAY LIGHT:Instagram: @dietjayGame Show: @wronggameshow (Full episodes on YouTube)Coming to Toronto in March (maybe)📱 FOLLOW THE SHOW:Instagram: @uncutjamspodcast📱 FOLLOW ME:Instagram: @jamescomesnow🎥 PRODUCED BY:Dante (@chezdante)💊 SPONSORED BY:Day Trip - Use code UNCUT20 for 20% off functional mushrooms#UncutJams #maleloneliness #TherapyTalkThis episode brought to you by Day Trip - Use code UNCUT20 for 20% off at daytripcbd.com#UncutJams #JayLight #MasterChef

    55 min
  3. JAN 16

    Male Loneliness, Therapy, & God's Lottery Ticket | Matt Render - Comedian | Uncut Jams EP51

    Getting therapy advice from a guy who just got a bed frame might sound questionable, but Matt Render actually dropped some real wisdom in this one. We went from talking about his qualifying therapist journey to dissecting the male loneliness epidemic, attachment styles, and why atheists are throwing away free lottery tickets.Matt's one of those rare people who's genuinely self-aware without being annoying about it. He's pursuing his therapist certification in Ontario while doing standup, and honestly the combination makes for some interesting perspectives on why we're all so messed up. We got into some heavy stuff about how guys don't open up to each other, why negativity goes more viral than positivity, and whether having a bed frame is a requirement for giving life advice.Also covered: my depressing New Year's Eve with 300 geese, why weed was harder to quit than everything else, the dark psychology of making men fall in love with you, and what the Bible says about ignoring God's artwork. Plus Matt's theory about why certain girls complimented his BO during his stinky summer, which I still can't believe was a real conversation we had.TIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro: Is Matt Actually a Therapist?2:06 - The Bed Frame Controversy6:03 - New Year's Depression & 300 Geese17:22 - Staying Consistent with Change23:07 - Mastery, Boredom & Michael Jordan27:34 - Football, Provincial Teams & Smelling Bad32:52 - Weed Addiction (Buddhist Psychology Edition)39:01 - Male Loneliness Epidemic vs Female Loneliness50:28 - Attachment Styles & Anxious-Avoidant Dating55:03 - What Conditions Does James Have?1:00:34 - ChatGPT Roasts & 1.4 Billion Insects Per Person1:03:04 - Bible Passage: Don't Be an Ignorant Fool📍MATT RENDER:Instagram: @mattdrenderCatch him doing standup around Toronto once he's fully qualified to fix your brain📱 FOLLOW THE SHOW:Instagram: @uncutjamspodcast📱 FOLLOW ME:Instagram: @jamescomesnow🎥 PRODUCED BY:Dante (@chezdante)💊 SPONSORED BY:Day Trip - Use code UNCUT20 for 20% off functional mushrooms#UncutJams #maleloneliness #TherapyTalk

    1h 8m
  4. JAN 16

    Christmas Movies, Why Mushrooms Suck & Childhood Stories | Comic - Joe Botelho | UncutJams #50

    Christmas Day special with my guy Joe Botelho and we're drinking rum and eggnog like adults.Joe came through for the Christmas episode and we got into everything: why he refuses to ever do mushrooms (and went on a 10-minute rant about drug users trying to convert people), his theory that A Bug's Life vs Antz was a spite movie, why his 21-year-old virgin son doesn't drink, and the time he smashed his dad's garage radio with a sledgehammer as a kid.We also debated which Christmas movies are elite, why Santa doesn't need to be about Jesus, whether Joe needs to "find himself" (he doesn't), and why destroying things as a kid just hits different. Plus Joe's plan to be a mall Santa despite not even liking Christmas that much.This one's unhinged in the best way. Merry Christmas, degenerates.📍 JOE BATTELLO:Instagram: @joebotelho⏱️ TIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro: Christmas rum and eggnog2:30 - Joe's 21-year-old son is a virgin4:18 - Losing virginity on Valentine's Day in grade 127:00 - Day Trip sponsor + Serenity Now for depression8:30 - Why Joe went on a 3-week mushroom bender12:00 - A Bug's Life vs Antz: The spite movie theory15:10 - Mushrooms make you see trees breathe (Joe hates this)19:00 - "I don't need drugs to know myself" - Joe's anti-drug manifesto22:01 - Was Santa invented by mushrooms? (Joe Rogan theory)24:30 - Jesus flipping tables in the temple (weak move)26:45 - Smashing dad's garage radio with a sledgehammer29:00 - Why Christmas is too long (starts November 1st)31:15 - Top Christmas movies: A Christmas Story, Elf, Home Alone33:45 - Taking the wife on a date (tried to smash at Pete's house)35:12 - Home Alone religious symbolism theory38:00 - Jingle All The Way appreciation40:00 - Dark Hollywood stories42:00 - Christmas chaos continues📱 FOLLOW THE SHOW:Instagram: @uncutjamspodcast📱 FOLLOW ME:Instagram: @jamescomesnow💊 SPONSORED BY:Day Trip - Use code UNCUT20 for 20% off functional mushrooms#UncutJams #ChristmasSpecial #JoeBotelho

    1h 19m
  5. 12/09/2025

    CJ Bishop - Fighting Luis J Gomez at Skankfest & Networking Tips | Comic | Uncut Jams EP 48

    This guy lied to Luis J Gomez at his own festival and now he has to fight him.CJ Bishop came on to explain how he got himself into a situation where he has to physically fight Luis J Gomez at Skankfest 2026. Long story short: he tried to sneak into the green room by saying Luis said it was cool, Shannon checked, Luis said no such thing, and now CJ's in training for a fight where if he loses, he has to do the naked roast in front of 2,000 people.We also got into his networking philosophy (no shame, reverse cameos, only nines and tens with famous comedians), his dad leaving the family for a high school crush, getting spin-kicked unconscious at a metalcore show when he was 12, and why believing in God doesn't make you religious.CJ's on day 9 of training and his coaches think he won't get knocked out. We'll see about that.📍 CJ BISHOP:Instagram: @cjbishopcomedyPodcast: No But Seriously Though (with his brother)⏱️ TIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro/Cold Open0:31 - How CJ got in trouble with Luis J Gomez2:15 - The fight deal: Win = performer pass, Lose = naked roast4:47 - CJ didn't even apply to Skankfest (mistake)6:03 - Day Trip sponsor + Jason Ellis's massive penis8:44 - Day 9 of fight training, boxing vs MMA records12:01 - Spotify Wrapped roasting your wife14:04 - Christmas in the Spotlight (Taylor Swift parody movie)18:16 - Having two kids under 3 years old23:11 - Networking tips: No shame, reverse cameos, only 9s and 10s28:17 - Irish/Ukrainian heritage and Nigerians in Dublin32:04 - My dad left for a high school crush (I was right)38:00 - University fight stories and angry drunks40:33 - Three Ninjas and Hulk Hogan at Mega Mountain42:48 - First things we jerked off to (video game characters)46:24 - Favorite Christmas movies and Die Hard debate50:36 - Young Ho kicked the ground instead of the football56:01 - Japanese snow monkeys play with snowballs for fun58:26 - Yellow labs can't feel full (25% of them)1:00:11 - Bible reading: Family trees and the Edomites1:07:31 - CJ's mosh pit retirement and getting knocked out at 121:11:05 - Reading the Bible: Swordsmen and random passages1:16:30 - Proverbs: "In all labor there is profit"📱 FOLLOW THE SHOW:Instagram: @uncutjamspodcast📱 FOLLOW ME:Instagram: @jamescomesnow🎥 PRODUCED BY:Dante (@chezdante)💊 SPONSORED BY:Day Trip - Use code UNCUT20 for 20% off functional mushrooms#UncutJams #CJBishop #Skankfest

    1h 19m
  6. 12/02/2025

    Humble Bragging With Miss Skankfest 2025 |Uncut Jams EP 47

    Welcome back to Uncut Jams EP 47, featuring comedian Sharmaine Ehi — an episode that bounces between chaos, honesty, curse-breaking, sex club stories, and a surprising amount of emotional self-reflection. James celebrates his birthday, recalls getting blackout drunk, talks about Skankfest energy, and dives deep into how he first got into comedy. Sharmaine jumps right in with her own origin story, dating chaos, college years, and how feelings are… well, not always felt.If you're searching for conversations around Skankfest, Legion of Skanks, stand-up comedy journeys, or comedians who tell the truth even when it stings — you're exactly in the right place.Chapters (Time Stamps)0:00 Intro0:30 James Birthday 3:00 Skanfest 4:30 Ghanian Curse8:00 Being black out Drunk11:30 Comedy Festivals 14:10 How did James start comedy 16:00 How did Sharmaine Get into comedy 21:30 Going college 24:00 Christmas stories30:00 Not Feeling Feelings 37:00 Doing the sex club show41:30 almost had a threesome 45:00 Girls with boyfriends hitting on you after shows 50:18 The lie of the week 53:10 Wrestling Finishers 55:00 Dating Stories 1:03:00 Animal fun fact1:05:46 A word from God 1:08:26 Outro #UncutJamsPodcast #Standupcomedian #JamesCummins --------------- ✅ Subscribe to The Uncut Jams Podcast YouTube here: / @jamesjameasycummins 💬 Did you enjoy this video? Let me know in the comments --------------- 🎧 Listen to my PODCAST for even more great advice: Uncut Jams Podcast: Apple ▶️ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/uncut-jams/id1792084166YouTube ▶️ / www.youtube.com/@jamesjameasycummins Spotify ▶️ https://open.spotify.com/show/1D4C73rChf9jeux8Ie4iPS --------------- 🎙️ Uncut Jams - Comedy, Chaos, and No Edits Allowed! 🎉What happens when stand-up comedian James Cummins lets it all fly with zero filters and no edits? You get Uncut Jams, a raw, unpolished, and completely unedited podcast that’s as real as it gets. Each week, James serves up unfiltered takes on comedy, culture, and whatever wild tangent comes to mind—because here, what’s said is what’s posted. No second chances, no clean-ups, just pure, unscripted brilliance.Expect hilarious personal stories, off-the-cuff rants, and candid conversations with guests who aren’t afraid to keep it real. 📈 --------------- James Cummins is a Toronoto based Stand up comedian --------------- ➡️ Hit that bell to never miss a video! 🔔 Instagram ▶️ https://www.instagram.com/jamescomeonnowTikTok ▶️ / Jamescomeonnow--------------- #Standup#Standupcomedy#Standupcomedian#Podcasting#Funny#Funnyclip#Rant#Unedited#Raw#Real#CreativeProcess#ArtistLife

    1h 11m
  7. 11/25/2025

    On the Record UNCONSCIOUSLY Eating P*ssy |Uncut Jams EP 46

    Welcome back to Uncut Jams EP 46, featuring special guest Jei Park — an episode packed with chaotic stories, wild confessions, comedy debates, and the kind of unfiltered honesty only this show delivers. Jei jumps in perfectly with James as they talk party freestyles, STDs that apparently have a cool factor, Scrabble beef, double dutch, conspiracies, sumo wrestling, Zac Efron stories, and James punching himself in the head for reasons no one fully understands.If you’re into comedy podcasts that go everywhere and refuse to apologize for any of it — you're in the right place.Chapters (Time Stamps)0:00 Intro1:00 Doing a podcast awhile back2:45 The Lie of the Week4:00 LED Lights10:00 Freestyling at parties11:00 The coolest STD13:30 Scrabble story14:30 James’ acting story17:00 Double Dutch21:30 James is watching The Sopranos25:00 Conscious rap31:00 Plants and flowers33:00 Conspiracy talk37:00 Surinam41:00 Slavery47:00 James’ big gambling win53:00 Shedeur Sanders57:00 Sumo1:02:30 Zac Efron story1:05:30 Animal Fun Fact1:08:30 A Word From God1:13:30 James punched himself in the head1:24:00 Outro #UncutJamsPodcast #Standupcomedian #JamesCummins --------------- ✅ Subscribe to The Uncut Jams Podcast YouTube here: / @jamesjameasycummins 💬 Did you enjoy this video? Let me know in the comments --------------- 🎧 Listen to my PODCAST for even more great advice: Uncut Jams Podcast: Apple ▶️ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/uncut-jams/id1792084166YouTube ▶️ / www.youtube.com/@jamesjameasycummins Spotify ▶️ https://open.spotify.com/show/1D4C73rChf9jeux8Ie4iPS --------------- 🎙️ Uncut Jams - Comedy, Chaos, and No Edits Allowed! 🎉What happens when stand-up comedian James Cummins lets it all fly with zero filters and no edits? You get Uncut Jams, a raw, unpolished, and completely unedited podcast that’s as real as it gets. Each week, James serves up unfiltered takes on comedy, culture, and whatever wild tangent comes to mind—because here, what’s said is what’s posted. No second chances, no clean-ups, just pure, unscripted brilliance.Expect hilarious personal stories, off-the-cuff rants, and candid conversations with guests who aren’t afraid to keep it real. 📈 --------------- James Cummins is a Toronoto based Stand up comedian --------------- ➡️ Hit that bell to never miss a video! 🔔 Instagram ▶️ https://www.instagram.com/jamescomeonnowTikTok ▶️ / Jamescomeonnow--------------- #Standup#Standupcomedy#Standupcomedian#Podcasting#Funny#Funnyclip#Rant#Unedited#Raw#Real#CreativeProcess#ArtistLife

    1h 28m

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🎙️ Uncut Jams - Comedy, Chaos, and No Edits Allowed! 🎉 What happens when stand-up comedian James Cummins lets it all fly with zero filters and no edits? You get Uncut Jams, a raw, unpolished, and completely unedited podcast that’s as real as it gets. Each week, James serves up unfiltered takes on comedy, culture, and whatever wild tangent comes to mind—because here, what’s said is what’s posted. No second chances, no clean-ups, just pure, unscripted brilliance. Expect hilarious personal stories, off-the-cuff rants, and candid conversations with guests who aren’t afraid to keep it real.