Never Close the Inquiry

Nick Hagen

Never Close the Inquiry is for pushing back on black and white, us vs. them thinking in politics—for creating dialogue across the aisle, and for demystifying the right for the left and the left for the right. The goal is better conversations, better arguments, better solutions, better relationships, and, maybe, a few giant skips and a jump and a hitch-hike down the line, a better country. neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com

  1. 1d ago

    The Neophytes: War and Moral Obligations to Allies

    Episode 63 - The Neophytes: War and Moral Obligations to Allies In recent weeks, President Trump entered into a deal with Russia’s President Vladimir Putin to purchase a large amount of Russian diesel fuel. The theory, as I understand it, is that Americans will be so grateful for the cheaper(? How much cheaper?) fuel and so unbothered by its source or the arguable betrayal of Ukraine they vote for Republicans in November. I don’t find the theory particularly compelling, but, to be fair, I’m not a Republican, I’m not the president, and my car doesn’t take diesel. Ukraine, understandably perturbed by America sending significant capital to Russia more than four and a half years into an existential war, attacked Russian oil refineries. One of Elon Musk or President Trump (hey! We just bought that!) then slowed Ukraine’s access to Starlink internet enough to render many of Ukraine’s drones and defensive weapons useless; after we recorded, the Wall Street Journal reported that Trump called Musk to tell him to restore higher speed access. The reality is that not everyone believes we should be helping Ukraine or looking at Russia as an enemy (or, perhaps, looking at all), and there is no indication the debate will end soon. Also in recent weeks, anti-war conservative-of-a-kind Tucker Carlson, whose affection for Russia exceeds many Americans’ affection for America, interviewed the exceptionally English Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg in London. Among those segments that went viral enough to catch my attention, Carlson questioned whether the British made the right decision in going to war with Hitler (in Rees-Mogg’s view, they did) and argued that Russia has a much larger economy than the United Kingdom because, as I understood his argument, they have far more land and resources. Rees-Mogg retorted that the fact the United Kingdom has twice the GDP with half the people and approximately 1/70th the land mass is indicative that Russia is an economic failure. Carlson also argued Russia does not jail people for their speech, which Rees-Mogg rightfully laughed at. Anyway, all of this raises genuinely interesting questions about the obligations we have to our friends and allies. We did not enter World War I until April 1917, nearly three years after it started; we did not enter World War II until December 1941, over two years after it started. The United States has with our lovely oceans and their many distances long enjoyed a privilege of mercurial isolationism far beyond that of any other country, and we go back and forth, back and forth on how involved we want to be internationally and with whom. As Channing and I discuss, if Russia were to invade Albania, a NATO ally particularly dear to my heart, the American people would likely resist, at least emotionally, our sending troops to satisfy our treaty obligations. If Russia (we figure it’s likely to be Russia) were to invade England, we’d likely come on board more quickly. The reality is that with war, easy answers may not be good and good answers may not be easy. Which is why, of course, it’s something very worth talking about. For more content and to subscribe to the Never Close the Inquiry newsletter, please visit neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com and follow on instagram @neverclosetheinquiry  Please like, rate, comment, and subscribe! Get full access to Never Close the Inquiry at neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com/subscribe

    The Neophytes: War and Moral Obligations to Allies
  2. Oct 16

    The Neophytes: The Death Penalty

    Episode 62 - The Neophytes: The Death Penalty The last couple of weeks may end up as their own chapter in the history of capital punishment in America. First, Tennessee tried and failed to execute convicted murderer Christa Pike, instead putting her into a coma after missing the vein with two not-quite-lethal injections; what comes next remains to be seen. Then, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Secretary of Homeland Security announced they would livestream the execution by firing squad of convicted murderer, terrorist, and traitor Nidal Hasan. The decision was reversed after sustained public outcry (sadly, after the recording of this podcast), but it speaks to the current state of this administration that they managed to take the most unambiguously executable man in recent American history and increase opposition to the death penalty. Mabes, Channing, and I talk about all of it, from whether and why we should have the death penalty at all to how, if we do, it should be effectuated. Without spoiling too much, this may be the only podcast on the subject that seriously considers whether everyone executed in Alabama should be personally strangled by Governor Kay Ivey. For more content and to subscribe to the Never Close the Inquiry newsletter, please visit neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com and follow on instagram @neverclosetheinquiry  Please like, rate, comment, and subscribe! Get full access to Never Close the Inquiry at neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com/subscribe

    The Neophytes: The Death Penalty
  3. Oct 9

    The Neophytes (Don’t) Protect the Sun

    Episode 61 - The Neophytes (Don’t) Protect the Sun The House of Representatives passed the Sunshine Protection Act 308-117 in July. The Act would make Daylight Saving Time (i.e., summer time) permanent: there would be no falling back on a glorious night in November, and the Sun would rise just in time for Christmas brunch. Anyway, Senator Tom Cotton seems to agree with me that whatever we’re doing now is going just fine. President Trump (and Channing) do not. The President reacted in all circumspection, publishing the senator’s private cell phone number online. If anything, a good reminder not to give your number to someone just because he says he’s your president. That nonsense aside, Cotton’s main point is a good one: we tried this before and didn’t like it. In January 1974, Congress began a trial where DST was made permanent nationwide. By October, public opinion had soured enough they ended the trial early. That, to the senator and me, is good enough reason on its own not to try the experiment again. After discussing the Sun, we moved on to Maslow’s hierarchy of needs: specifically, the lengths to which we’ll go to be accepted, our almost limitless ability to convince ourselves those lengths are okay, and what we can do to prevent giving up our morals to be more palatable to the group. For more content and to subscribe to the Never Close the Inquiry newsletter, please visit neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com and follow on instagram @neverclosetheinquiry  Please like, rate, comment, and subscribe! Get full access to Never Close the Inquiry at neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com/subscribe

    The Neophytes (Don’t) Protect the Sun
  4. Oct 2

    The Neophytes: Progressively Pestilential Polymarket

    Episode 60 - The Neophytes: Progressively Pestilential Polymarket We--your friendly local prudes--have been open about our abhorrence for prediction markets generally and scummity scum scum Polymarket specifically. Our antipathy was already on its way to a fresh peak after Polymarket recruited a long list of athletes and celebrities, some of them among the most popular of the last three decades--LeBron, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Sue Bird, Spike Lee, Reggie Bush, and Richard Sherman, among others--to appear in a bajillion dollar ad legitimizing a particularly noxious form of sports gambling where the house, paid by skimming the top off every trade, cannot lose, and paycheck-to-paycheck young Americans sucked in by the prospect of quick money can and do. Polymarket is paying LeBron $15 million a year, which admittedly is close to double his current Sixers salary; he’s only worth $1.4 billion and may need the supplemental income. But it gets worse. According to investigations by the Wall Street Journal and Politico, as beautifully set forth in a fern-TV YouTube video (side note: fern has 5.55 million subscribers and this is the first I’m hearing of it; in certain respects, I am 1000 years old--Polymarket paid a series of online influencers to post videos portraying fake gambling wins without any disclosure that (i) they were paid, which is a violation of federal law by itself, or (ii) the wins were fake. To enable the filmed lies (the “fraud,” as we lawyers like calling it), Polymarket created a dummy website and app that allowed the influencers to manufacture bespoke “trades” and put fake $10,000 wins in Instagram videos in exchange for relatively small under-the-table payments directly from Polymarket’s chief marketing officer. Not great, Bob. Apropos of nothing, Donald Trump Jr. is a Polymarket investor and member of the board, and federal investigations into Polymarket have generally quieted down since approximately January 2025 or something along those lines. Tune in to hear the Neophytes say mean things about people actively making the world a worse place. For more content and to subscribe to the Never Close the Inquiry newsletter, please visit neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com and follow on instagram @neverclosetheinquiry  Please like, rate, comment, and subscribe! Get full access to Never Close the Inquiry at neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com/subscribe

    The Neophytes: Progressively Pestilential Polymarket
  5. Sep 14

    The Neophytes Bait Your Clicks: The American Dream Is Dead

    Episode 58 - The Neophytes Bait Your Clicks: The American Dream Is Dead Depending on who you ask and how careful you are with your definitions, far more people will tell you the American Dream is dead than will wave the flag and insist it lives. In a recent AP poll, only 22% of respondents ages 18-30 claimed to believe the American Dream, defined simply as the idea that if you work hard, you’ll get ahead, is still achievable. My view, and that of the other Neophytes, is more nuanced, although we are not ourselves in full alignment. What has long separated America from its peers is its shocking wealth, yes, but also its lack of true class distinctions. We have quasi-classes and clubs and a storied history of de jure and de facto racial discrimination, but with hard, well-targeted work and a good chunk of luck, you can be born with nothing and die with just about everything. That has not historically been as common elsewhere, where your last name can mean something it just can’t, or so rarely can, here. To the extent the American Dream depends only on a lack of formal class barriers and the possibility of immense wealth, it lives. But there is no question the America of today is much more expensive than that of yesteryear. The cost of housing has risen dramatically. So too with education. More and more wealth shifts to the already wealthy. If the American Dream is financial stability, a picket fence, and occasional family vacations to Disney World, it is mathematically materially less accessible than it was fifty years ago. I don’t see how rapid AI advances will do anything but make that more true. Is there hope? Of course, and plenty of it. But the problems that have brought so many to a rather fatalistic point of view won’t be fixed by magic or quickly. Tune in to hear the Neophytes talk about all of it (well, as much of it as we remembered in the moment). For more content and to subscribe to the Never Close the Inquiry newsletter, please visit neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com and follow on instagram @neverclosetheinquiry  Please like, rate, comment, and subscribe! Get full access to Never Close the Inquiry at neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com/subscribe

    The Neophytes Bait Your Clicks: The American Dream Is Dead
  6. Sep 4

    The Neophytes: Hawaiian Mongeese and Trump’s Foreign Policy

    Episode 57 - The Neophytes: Hawaiian Mongeese and Trump’s Foreign Policy In 1883, sugar plantation owners in Hawaii imported mongooses from Jamaica—where the India-native species had been introduced a decade earlier—to eat the rats ravaging the sugarcane crops. It isn’t difficult to see where the plantation owners were coming from: crops good, rats bad, how kill rats?, mongoose like rats probably, I get mongooses, this definitely not backfire. But, as seems to so often be the case when we supreme beings mess with nature, there was a problem: Rats are nocturnal; mongooses are diurnal. When the rats were awake, the sugarcane fields were mercifully devoid of foreign predators, and when the mongooses were awake, their intended targets were asleep in their rat beds. So, the mongooses, being hungry and at rather a remarkable advantage on predator-free islands, ate lovely Hawaiian birds at every point of the bird lifecycle, from egg to chick to adult. In Jamaica, the same story: The mongooses ate the lizards and birds while the rats napped. The importers solved no problems while creating substantial new ones. That was not the original intended topic of the podcast, but it proved a useful introduction for a discussion about President Trump’s foreign policy, which, to date, appears to have solved few problems while creating substantial new ones. Tariffs have not filled our coffers and do not appear to be putting us on the road to re-emergence as a manufacturing powerhouse, but they have worsened our economic relationship with any number of close allies around the globe. Russia and Ukraine are still at war. Instead of one highly controversial conflict in the Middle East we now have two, the second of which is impacting domestic prices for more than just oil and its derivatives. We have galvanized Europe to spend more on its own defense, but not in a way that has brought us closer. In Venezuela, the military executed a stunning extradition of Nicolas Maduro and we now have an oil deal that could eventually bear significant fruit, but Maduro’s successor-cum-American-puppet Delcy Rodriguez is wildly unpopular and both she and the oil deal may be gone as soon as Venezuela holds an open and fair election; saving the deal may mean saving the Rodriguez government, which would come with its own massive issues. In a word, it-feels-like-things-could-be-going-better. Get full access to Never Close the Inquiry at neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com/subscribe

    The Neophytes: Hawaiian Mongeese and Trump’s Foreign Policy
  7. Aug 28

    The Neophytes: What Is Twitch and How Does It Influence Elections?

    Episode 56 - The Neophytes: What Is Twitch and How Does It Influence Elections? First, we discuss incumbent newbie Senator Darline Graham’s win in her run-off in South Carolina’s Republican primary Tuesday evening. Her win came not long after she was booed during a debate for honestly admitting she couldn’t address a question about America’s national security interests in Taiwan and the South China Sea. Then, we turn to Twitch and the rise of streamers’ influence in politics. Leftist streamer Hasan Piker has been making life somewhat uncomfortable for Democrats recently, but he is just one of several young folks who have developed a substantial online-to-offline following via a path that, shall we say, might appear somewhat alien to Walter Cronkite. The strangest member of this perplexing new cohort might be Adin Ross, a 25-year-old fellow living in Florida who first gained popularity by playing NBA 2K online with Bronny James and has somehow translated video games into interviewing, among others, President Donald J. Trump. My personal favorite Ross moment might be him announcing via livestream that Andrew Tate had told him he would soon leave Romania, leading the Romanian authorities to arrest Tate and his brother Tristan. Anyway, I, as a relatively non-online person, do not understanding the streaming phenomenon. Mabes and Channing do, at least well enough to explain it to me. My short-form verdict: bad. For more content and to subscribe to the Never Close the Inquiry newsletter, please visit neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com and follow on instagram @neverclosetheinquiry  Please like, rate, comment, and subscribe! Get full access to Never Close the Inquiry at neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com/subscribe

    The Neophytes: What Is Twitch and How Does It Influence Elections?
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Never Close the Inquiry is for pushing back on black and white, us vs. them thinking in politics—for creating dialogue across the aisle, and for demystifying the right for the left and the left for the right. The goal is better conversations, better arguments, better solutions, better relationships, and, maybe, a few giant skips and a jump and a hitch-hike down the line, a better country. neverclosetheinquiry.substack.com

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