The TexTenn Podcast

Keith & Clay
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Just two guys talking about business, life, and whatever else comes up. Keith Heavilin and Clay Blair share their experiences, tell some stories, and probably go off on a few tangents along the way. No script, just real conversations with a little humor thrown in.

  1. 5d ago

    Can We Afford Gas, Braces, and Another Football Season?

    Clay's $600 water bill is somehow only his second-biggest complaint. Texas lost to Florida, Keith is celebrating Tennessee's win over Alabama, and a strategically placed gator head is making this friendship very difficult. 😂 Gas prices aren't helping anybody's mood, and raising kids comes with its own surprise charges. The threat of $300 orthodontist visits gets Keith's daughter very serious about her rubber bands. Clay, meanwhile, gets such glowing praise from his dental hygienist that he might finally have something worth bragging about. Clay insists he's done with football. Keith has a few follow-up questions before accepting his resignation.

  2. Oct 20

    How Do You Explain Football Rankings to a Kid With a Calculator?

    College football rankings should not be harder to explain than your kid's math homework. 😂 Keith wants somebody to explain Texas at No. 7 and Tennessee at No. 14. Clay keeps pointing to the head-to-head win. Keith keeps saying "Boomer Sooner." One of them is enjoying this considerably more than the other. Meanwhile, Graham is using ChatGPT to put together family Bible studies, and Keith is having one of those "maybe I'm getting this dad thing right" moments. Then comes his daughter's volleyball loss and a much harder parenting assignment: teaching "don't blame the ref" while desperately wanting to blame the ref. 🤦‍♂️ Clay's paid football sponsorship comes with its own questionable rules when an announcer takes back the shout-out after a missed field goal. Apparently, paying for advertising is now a team sport—and Keith's proposed solution probably isn't going in the contract.

  3. Oct 13

    Why Do We Expect More From Our Kids Than Our Teams?

    Four kids make it through lunch without touching their phones, but a college football player can't get a sack without embarrassing somebody's mother. Keith wants basic manners. Clay wants another five sacks and agrees the celebration was ridiculous. 😂 Apparently, the million-dollar paycheck doesn't cover acting right. Texas won. Keith still has complaints, Clay wants answers about that illegal kick, and both would like Notre Dame to go away. The loyalty test carries straight into politics: Keith voted for Trump, but he's not signing up to defend everything the man does. Meanwhile, Clay wants one Miranda Lambert song, Jamie refuses to buy four others on principle, and seven dollars can't settle the argument. Now he's asking the group chat whether people still pirate music. 🤦‍♂️ Clay sounds pretty confident about withholding the song from Jamie, right up until he remembers she'll hear this on Tuesday.

  4. Oct 6

    Would You Trust AI Before the Guy Your Buddy Recommended?

    "I know a guy" is how somebody else's bad work becomes your problem. Keith's helpful recommendation comes with three unusable options, a $1,000 quote, and a rush fee for work that was already late. His employee rescues the job in 20 minutes. Being helpful is getting expensive. 🤦‍♂️ The school run isn't much calmer. A kid asks her math teacher about profit and loss and gets "go sit down," so Keith starts handing out his own life-skills assignments. Clay remembers outrunning a screaming bus driver. Keith explains why the school board should never give him a classroom. 😂 Clay's Texas–Tennessee spoiler blackout also hits a small snag: he can't record the game. Claude saves Keith hours on a website outline, and ChatGPT scales Clay's recipe but the guys have some serious worries about AI in the wrong hands. Clay just wanted a smaller batch. Now they're worried about the power grid.

  5. Sep 29

    Who's Less Organized: City Hall or Your Kid's Sports Team?

    Everybody's in charge until you need a straight answer. Keith's daughter makes the volleyball team, but finding out when she actually practices becomes its own sport. Then he realizes he scheduled baseball practice right over her games. Youth sports scheduling is chaos, and this time, Dad helped. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, Clay has 500 gallons of gasoline he can't use, a surprise $1,000 testing bill, and a $4,000 quote to clean a tank the supplier suddenly claims isn't theirs. He's making convenience-store fuel runs while the emails pile up. Keith's takeaway? Having an attorney in the family sounds pretty useful right about now. 😂 Then there are the local politicians reading a room full of "absolutely not" and deciding to run for higher office. Keith and Clay have questions about that level of confidence. Somehow, the conversation reaches the point where "we can still be friends, but I ain't voting for you" needs to be said out loud.

  6. Aug 25

    Who Costs More: Fuel Companies, Kid Sports, or Politicians?

    Bad gas is expensive. Kid sports are a logistical hostage situation. Politicians somehow make both look reasonable. 😂 Keith and Clay kick things off with river dives, a near-freezing rescue mission for an RC boat, and the kind of gasoline explosion that makes a grown man check whether he still has eyebrows. Then comes the financial horror: 500 gallons of questionable fuel, a $1,000 sampling bill nobody agreed to, and a $4,000 quote to "polish" a tank the fuel company suddenly claims isn't theirs. Add Annabelle's team beating much older soccer players, seventh-grade volleyball schedules delivered at the last possible second, and parents realizing every kid's practice happens at exactly the same time. 🤦‍♂️ By the time local politics enters the chat, party labels are disappearing from ads, unpopular candidates are charging ahead anyway, and social-media comments have become their own brutal opinion poll. The costliest part might be the fuel, the sports calendar, or the sheer confidence required to run while everybody's typing "no, thank you." The answer gets messier and funnier the longer Keith and Clay keep talking. 🔥

  7. Aug 18

    My Kids Met a Bear, Then American Airlines Broke Me

    Paid status is a scam and Keith has receipts. 🔥 He dropped 500 bucks a year on the fancy card, got stranded overnight in Dallas with no bags, four people, and an American Airlines agent whose opening move was "how in the world do you think we could possibly know where your bag is?" Keith's rebuttal, that there are not in fact millions of people in that airport, so there are not millions of bags, is the kind of argument you only make when you're one comment away from saying something you'd regret in front of your kid. 🤦 Before all that, though: East Tennessee. Keith took the family up a mountain in a side-by-side, went creek-jumping on bus-sized boulders like he did as a kid, hung upside down off a zip line 250 feet in the air doing something called the Spider-Man, and watched a black bear raid a trash can while tourists walked past it from 20 feet away completely oblivious. 😂 Annabelle got the airbrushed Gatlinburg t-shirt to prove it, "I survived a bear encounter," which is only slightly less dramatic than what actually happened. Clay's over here hooking up trailers, delivering lawnmowers, and casually describing himself as an "esteemed" alumnus, which Keith refuses to let go. There's also a cheesecake debate, a hard truth about what $20 of cream cheese does to your profit margins, and the moment Keith stood on a rock over a waterfall and heard his own brain say you are not in your 20s anymore. He listened. Mostly. Somewhere between the bear, the baggage claim, and a daughter turning 13 in fifteen days, one of these guys admits he's much closer to 60 than he'd like, then immediately tries to change the subject. 😅

  8. Aug 4

    Would You Rather Fight City Hall or a Yellowstone Buffalo?

    Somehow, a conversation about summer vacation turns into City Hall drama, charging buffalo, questionable wildlife decisions, and a raccoon dismantling a company laptop. 😂 Keith is getting ready to drag the family through an aggressively packed Smoky Mountains itinerary, while Clay is reminded that maybe he should finally take Jamie to the Alamo—the place he's been telling her "burned down." Back home, Corpus Christi finally has water moving in the right direction, but Keith's frustration with the City Council definitely hasn't gone anywhere. 💧 Between rising lake levels, desalination arguments, political maneuvering, and Clay's beautifully simple ballot proposal, "Do you want water? Yes? No." The local update quickly becomes another reminder of how TexTenn somehow keeps turning into Keith vs. City Hall. And somehow, that's still not the wildest part. Clay recalls casually wandering within 50 yards of Yellowstone buffalo before realizing those giant fuzzy tanks can absolutely ruin your day. From there, the animal stories spiral: badgers fighting dogs, Penelope the raccoon destroying a brand-new company laptop, Paco the hedgehog meeting an unfortunate end in his food bowl, full-grown mail-order ducks, and Keith buying a ball python because he needed a solution for leftover biology-class mice. 🤦‍♂️ By the time they're done, Clay has rejected a political career, Keith has confessed to an alarming number of questionable pet decisions, and a Yellowstone buffalo somehow looks like the more reasonable opponent. Honestly, take the buffalo.

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About

Just two guys talking about business, life, and whatever else comes up. Keith Heavilin and Clay Blair share their experiences, tell some stories, and probably go off on a few tangents along the way. No script, just real conversations with a little humor thrown in.

Information

  • Creator
    Keith & Clay
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    70
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    The TexTenn Podcast

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