You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack

Natalie Noack
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Get up close and personal with Natalie Noack as she takes you through her life in NYC, stream-of-consciousness-style. Join her for honest, unfiltered chats about mental health, dating, friendships, and more. 

  1. 10H AGO

    #80 My Little Midwestern Life

    Natalie is back home in the Midwest and she's loving it. Her flight was scary, but at least she made a friend. She refuses to get her hair highlighted in NYC because it costs more than a gently used Vespa. Taking time off from work means more time for doctor's appointments... and running! 2025 has been one of the best years of Natalie's life; listen till the end to find out why.  Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod

    21 min

  2. DEC 17

    #79 Breach of Trust

    Natalie has lots of opinions this morning. Putting someone on speaker in public without telling them is a huge red flag, so watch out! She's getting her last matcha today before going home for the holidays (shoutout to Matchaful). She and her friends are having another "painting night" in an effort to get off their phones more often.  Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod

    14 min

  3. DEC 15

    #78 Do You Have the Time?

    Natalie needs to stop going to holiday markets on the weekends. She isn't great at wrapping presents, but that's why they make bags and tissue paper. She had a very uncomfortable interaction at a clothing store this morning, and she can't stop thinking about it! Oh, also...... Do you have the time? Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod

    14 min

  4. DEC 13

    #77 Stick Your Face in Your Freezer!

    Natalie is trying to fight a bout of depression, and she thinks she might be able to. (Spoiler Alert: She was not able to... and it came on stronger than ever the next day! Fun times!) She is going home for the holidays, and she can't wait to do absolutely nothing while she's there. Home Alone was filmed in her hometown, and she wants to tour the house now that it's for sale. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod

    16 min

  5. DEC 10

    #76 Painting Night & Pineapple

    Natalie is on a pineapple kick! But she won't be eating on mic because chewing sounds are NOT allowed on this podcast. Her sleep game is still going strong. She has simplified certain aspects of her life recently, and pretty much everything is better as a result. The moral of the story is that there's a difference between re-prioritizing and failing. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod

    18 min

  6. DEC 8

    #75 Grocery Store Sushi

    Natalie is podcasting from the arctic. (Not really. It's just super cold in NYC.) You probably shouldn't trust grocery store sushi. Her sleep routine is better than ever, and she is so grateful for it. She's going home for the holidays, and is looking forward to some time off. Finding gifts for your coworkers is a very specific type of challenge, and the NYC holiday markets aren't helping.  Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod

    17 min

  7. DEC 3

    #74 It's All About the Craft, Man

    Natalie can't stop watching a docuseries on Hulu, and she wants you to watch it too. She's still itching to move, and she won't shut up about it! Pinterest is fun, but please don't mistake her for a "Pinterest girlie." Natalie doesn't want to be in charge of finding the love of someone's life, but she'll happily watch it all unfold from afar. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod

    20 min

  8. DEC 1

    #73 Get Some Swatches

    The Turkey Trot was a big success! Natalie needs a boyfriend so he can wake up at 6am and hold her water bottle while she runs; that's the only requirement as of now, so if you're interested, please send your résumé via DM. Natalie is getting settled back into life in NYC, and to be honest, she's ready to move somewhere else. Queen Angela is featured in the background of this episode; she's still more popular than Natalie, in case you were wondering.  Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod

    14 min
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Get up close and personal with Natalie Noack as she takes you through her life in NYC, stream-of-consciousness-style. Join her for honest, unfiltered chats about mental health, dating, friendships, and more. 

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