Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Paul Keane & Louis McGeehan

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FEB 22

Ep. 33 - Love and Tingles

Top 5 episode here. Join us as we reminisce on our drug days , talk rave culture and the pursuit of love and tingles. We ponder the possibilities of a senior citizen sibling , and delve into manly manly WAR. Paul’s getting lost in the podcast analytics and newfound success What are we giving up for lent ? Paul’s mma lifestyle / future fight plans now that he’s 100kg+ Louis is still battling his meniscus and recounts another hospital tale

50 min
FEB 14

Ep. 32 - Fellas With Umbrellas

Join us this week as we get into the important stuff. Like JK Rowlings portrayals of certain characters. Paul has compiled a list of things he hates and seeks Lou’s opinions. Interior decorators are charlatans. Men need to stop being afraid of getting wet. We talk Oppenheimer. Louis has done his meniscus…. Once again. Why is it always ugly people in hospitals? And finally. Spud guns- Weapons of mass destruction.

47 min
JAN 30

Ep. 31 - Dragons Vs Stalin’s Angels

Today was a bit off the rails. We dive into what was in our camera roll as youngins. Sending nudes. Paul’s card declining in public. Quitting nicotine and prospering. Rude old people and why we love them. Tism tales. Dragons - real or nah? Didier Drogba ending the Civil war in the Ivory Coast. Russians and their shit music

1h 10m
JAN 24

Ep.30 - Belly Of The Priest

Mm yes splendid. New pod on a Saturday for ye. This week we’re getting the root of it all. We talk priests. Technology. Paul’s gross bellybutton. Would the lads eat each other in a famine event ? What on earth do you call the female genitalia ? The boys have been reading more books. How many people has Kevin “Spaceman” Spacey killed in gay passion?

54 min
JAN 12

Ep.29 - Sliced Open , Bricked Up , and Gaslit

2026 ladies and gentleman. Hell f*****g yes. We’re back. Kicking off 2026 today’s topics include • Nuremberg and Nazis • Louis’ Christmas miracle/ black magic • Paul is denouncinh the internet and getting bricked • ChatGPT is calling Louis a liar • Paul is recovering from surgery and can’t train • Shitting on celebs • New Year’s resolutions for the boys and the pod

53 min
12/12/2025

Ep.28 - Professor Louis Presents: Rome Goes Sicko Mode (Rome Vs Carthage)

Professor Louis returns with another chaotic history lesson — this time diving into the Punic Wars, Rome vs Carthage, Hannibal, elephants, betrayal, and the pettiest beef in ancient history. Paul tries to make sense of it. Louis tries to teach. Both fail in equal measure. In this episode we get into: – Why Rome and Carthage hated each other – Hannibal bringing ELEPHANTS over the Alps like it was nothing – Rome going full sicko mode – Ancient warfare (aka lads being bold for centuries) – The most spiteful move ever done by a civilisation – And somehow… philosophy? If you enjoy the mix of comedy + unhinged history lessons, let us know and Louis will come back with another mad chapter from humanity’s past. Also, if you feel like it , leaving a rating and following the show helps massively! 🎧 Listen on Spotify, YouTube & Apple: Don’t Tell Mam Podcast 📺 Full episodes every week 📣 Clips on TikTok & Instagram:

1h 49m
12/01/2025

Ep. 27 | They Call Me Smokescreen

Just another day at the pinnacle of broadcasting. No big deal. We open up in murky waters immediately. We talk about our hate of irish radio hosts and soulless music. Have a riveting conversation about important things like men’s underwear and shit stains. We touch on AI and the current state of the internet. Big companies and their advertising methods Paul is sick of being chronically online and brain rotted. Louis caught himself while fishing. Will Paul be a future magician who crushes records at the special Olympics? Will the boys find Jesus ? Tune in and find out. also , drop a follow please and thanks

1h 14m
11/19/2025

Ep. 26 - Jarvis , Print More Sluts

Some hot shit. We talk about Paul’s New York rap career , Louis gifts Paul a mixtape from “Expensive Black”. Living like gremlins in the college days. The reality of adulthood in your 20s. Louis’ master plan to do drugs when he retires, and a bunch of other stupid stuff. Join us in the bedroom

1h 7m

Tell your friends, tell the world, just Don’t Tell mam

Creator

Paul Keane & Louis McGeehan
Years Active

2025 - 2026
Episodes

33
Rating

Explicit
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