Adults on Paper

Josh Lancaster & Ethan Parsons
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Adults On Paper is a podcast hosted by Josh Lancaster and Ethan Parsons, two adults trying to figure life out one chaotic day at a time. From hilarious stories and relationship moments to pop culture, pets, current events, and the random conversations that somehow take over our lives, nothing is off limits. We don’t claim to have adulthood figured out—we’re just adults on paper, making it up as we go and having a good time along the way. New episodes every Wednesday. Thank you Ashley Adams for the amazing artwork!! You can find her on Instagram: @ashleymadams or @the.celestial.canine

Episodes

  1. Sep 30

    Is This Law Real?!

    Ethan came armed with 15 bizarre laws, mixing real ones with completely made-up nonsense, and Josh had to guess which were actually legitimate. Some sounded way too ridiculous to be true, others were suspiciously believable, and every correct guess mattered because the winner got to choose the theme for the next episode. Thank you Ashley Adams for the amazing artwork!! You can find her on Instagram: @ashleymadams or @the.celestial.canine

  2. Sep 23

    Would You Rather? Adults on Paper Edition

    This week, Ethan puts Josh in the hot seat with a bunch of "Would You Rather" questions, and some of them get surprisingly difficult. We also announce our new upload day—Wednesdays! A huge thank you to Ashley for helping with our new logo that’s coming soon, and to Delaney and Sydney for helping Ethan come up with some of the questions for this episode. Thanks for listening! If you’re enjoying the podcast, please rate, review, and share Adults on Paper. We appreciate every one of you!

  3. Sep 14

    Who Left Us Unsupervised!?!?

    This week on Adults On Paper, we’re catching up after an amazing night at the Kehlani concert and talking about why this episode is a little later than usual. For this episode, we’re taking a trip back to our teenage years and early adulthood to tell stories about the times we were left unsupervised and made some truly questionable decisions. If you’ve ever looked back on something you did as a teenager and wondered, “What was I thinking?” this episode is for you. Grab a snack, get comfortable, and join us for a lot of laughs, a little nostalgia, and proof that it’s honestly a miracle any of us made it to adulthood. We also want to take a moment to thank everyone who has been listening and supporting the podcast. If you’ve been enjoying the show, we’d really appreciate it if you would rate, review, and share it with your friends. It helps us reach more people and keeps this whole thing growing. We are also looking to interview people for future episodes. If you are interested, please let us know!

  4. Sep 4

    Who Gave Us Grown-Up Money?

    As kids, we dreamed about all the things we’d buy when we finally had our own money. Now that we’re adults, many of us are filling our homes with collectibles, toys, games, and nostalgic treasures we couldn’t have before. But why? In this episode of Adults on Paper, Josh and Ethan dive into the world of adult collecting, childhood nostalgia, and the joy of spending grown-up money on things that make us happy. We talk about our dream collections, the rare items we’re still hunting for, the possessions we’d never part with, and whether companies like Nintendo are keeping our childhoods alive—or just selling them back to us. Plus, we discuss the toys and trends we wish would make a comeback, some of the strangest collections we’ve ever seen, and wrap things up with our weekly question: What adult thing did you do this week? No one is qualified. We’re all just winging it. 🎙️

  5. Aug 28

    Starting Over

    Welcome to Adults On Paper. Catch up with Ethan Parsons and Josh Lancaster from the former podcast Two of Shears. On this episode, we go over the last 8 months of our lives. Want to be on the podcast? let us know. Want us to cover anything, just let us know!

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About

Adults On Paper is a podcast hosted by Josh Lancaster and Ethan Parsons, two adults trying to figure life out one chaotic day at a time. From hilarious stories and relationship moments to pop culture, pets, current events, and the random conversations that somehow take over our lives, nothing is off limits. We don’t claim to have adulthood figured out—we’re just adults on paper, making it up as we go and having a good time along the way. New episodes every Wednesday. Thank you Ashley Adams for the amazing artwork!! You can find her on Instagram: @ashleymadams or @the.celestial.canine

Information

  • Creator
    Josh Lancaster & Ethan Parsons
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Adults on Paper
  • Show Website
    Adults on Paper