Send us Fan Mail Holy hell, VXNhood—Part 2 of our sex trivia had Ellie, Kat, and me laughing while spilling the tea. We kicked off roasting SextPanther for gatekeeping (even with big followings and OnlyFans pages they turned us down!) Then we got on p*ssy maintenance: self-cleaning queens who still need extra love, traveling with TP and Honeypot wipes, DIY Scope sprays for minty freshness, and almond oil as the ultimate body glide. Stories flew about toilet paper mid-munch mishaps, pierced nipples tasting like onions(YUCK), Dr. Bronner’s peppermint p*ssy tingles, and we all admitted girls can be gross until properly bathed. Squirting debates? Mostly prostate fluid (with a pee twist), gape tricks in the tub, sea salt ocean cleanses, and the eternal “is it pee?” controversy that men still lose their minds over. The laughs continued as we owned our masturbation origin stories—Kat humping during kindergarten storytime, me discovering the magic at 11, and all the creative DIYs with back massagers, lipstick vibes, and seam-rubbing in jeans during work calls. We celebrated how regular sex burns calories, crushes headaches and period cramps, and keeps your immune system happy, while admitting that most women need serious c**t action (78-80% of women don’t cum from penetration alone—science doesn’t lie). Toys got their moment: tragic Rose deaths (one literally eaten by the dog), The Satisfyer suction sessions, and twice-a-day self-love minimums. Post-sex sadness after hot new dick? Real. Asexual queens living their best non-horny lives? Respect, but we’ll keep riding the sex wave. Nothing beats a good sense of humor in bed—laughter during sex dumps extra endorphins, even when you’re dealing with the messy reality of anal “surprises,” explosive pre-fireworks s***s, it's just the cost of doing business. We roasted socks during sex straight to prison, shared hockey-boy body worship, throat talent flexes, and Kat’s wild Russian love story that almost had her on a plane. Boob job dreams, wrong Tom Ford perfume drama, and Ellie’s gorgeous new website www.ellierae.com (go sign up for panty drops and shop her closet, fellas) rounded it out. We crushed another 15 facts and still have two episodes left. and we’re horny middle-child attention whores who want your wild trivia, Would You Rathers, and stories at info@thevxnchronicles.com. http://www.TheVXNchronicles.com email: info@TheVXNchronicles.com #TheVXNchronicles #EroticExplorations #UnapologeticTalk #VXNhood #Podcast #SexPositive #RealSexStories #BoardroomTObedroom #ClevelVXN #StaySexyStaySavage
