Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.

Apocalypse and Avocados (Carissa
  • 5.0 (6)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Semiweekly

Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce. From dating apps to climate dread, nothing’s off-limits. It’s part survival guide, part group therapy, all too real. New episodes every Monday & Thursday. Follow us on Facebook and our other socials: IG & Threads Apocalypse_and_Avocados; Snapchat, X, & Bluesky @ApocAndAvocados; TikTok @apocalypse.and.Avocados Because if we’re going down, we’re doing it with guac and gay panic.

  1. Waiting Mode: Paralysis, Procrastination, and the Great Millennial Standoff

    08/28/2025

    Waiting Mode: Paralysis, Procrastination, and the Great Millennial Standoff

    Ever had your whole day ruined by the dread of a dentist appointment, a brunch plan, or a package delivery window? Welcome to “waiting mode”—that anxiety paralysis where you can’t do anything until the next thing is over. In this episode, Peter and Shaun spiral through the utterly relatable mental chaos of looming commitments, from why a simple phone call or dinner plan destroys productivity, to the existential terror of prepping for a 6 AM flight or tracking a DoorDash order like a security camera. We unpack the “Sims theory,” microwave drama, flaccid fries, and the truth about why millennials (and let’s be honest, everyone alive right now) have learned to dread the in-between. Spoiler: It might be regional anxiety, ADHD, industrialized time, or just the human condition—either way, you’re not alone if the mere prospect of “having plans” has left you immobile. With games (“Productive or Paralysis?”), questionably scientific advice, and permission to admit that yes, checking your phone in anticipation for five straight hours really is a universal rite of passage. Embrace your mess with us.

    44 min
  2. Peters Savage Solution Ep 2 (Demonic Cats, Vegan Nightmares & Shower Door Scandals)

    08/27/2025 ·  Bonus

    Peters Savage Solution Ep 2 (Demonic Cats, Vegan Nightmares & Shower Door Scandals)

    Welcome back to the show where your f****d-up problems become Peter's entertainment. This week's disasters include: a girlfriend convinced her cat is possessed by demons (spoiler: it's just an a*****e), a psychotic roommate secretly feeding someone's cat VEGAN food, and a babysitter whose client has mysteriously vanished (theories range from murder to basement dungeons). Plus: public prank revenge plots, Taylor Swift vs. wedding drama, hygiene-challenged boyfriends, utility-demanding shower exhibitionists, and a fake Instagram stalker whose alter ego might just get them promoted. Joined by Shaun and Carissa for maximum chaos and zero filter. Fair warning: contains explicit language, questionable advice, and way too many references to bodily functions. Explicit Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes throughout. Got a messy problem that needs savage solutions? Send your disasters to [submission email] – Peter's ready to roast your life choices with zero sugar-coating.

    32 min
  3. Reality Is Optional (And So Is Sobriety at Brunch)

    08/25/2025

    Reality Is Optional (And So Is Sobriety at Brunch)

    Is memory just a group conspiracy, or did we all collectively forget how facts work? This week, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew return with a dose of reality-warping chaos, serving up lies, half-truths, and enough shared confusion to make your group chat spiral. Join us for a Monday where brunch is blurry, pop culture is gaslit, and nobody makes it out unscathed—or particularly sober. Truth is relative, humor isn’t, and our only rule: trust absolutely nothing but your own group text. New episode out now. Spiraling is optional, but highly encouraged.

    54 min
  4. Mom, The Internet Hates Me (Again)

    08/21/2025

    Mom, The Internet Hates Me (Again)

    Wake up, doomscrollers: The internet in 2025 moves faster than your morning coffee, and today it’s your turn in the cancellation queue. On this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we unpack what it means to open your phone and find your old tweets trending, your newest TikTok stitched with a sorrowful violin soundtrack, and your mom texting, “Are you okay?” (The answer is probably not.) Join us for a wild roast of overnight redemption arcs, viral apologies, and the art of bouncing back when you’d rather just disappear into the meme void. From regretful tweets to public clapbacks, meme fame, flaming inboxes, and those catastrophic group chats—this is your crash course in surviving the digital apocalypse, one violin meme at a time. Will you get a redemption arc or ride out your fifteen seconds as the main character in someone else’s group chat? At least, for better or worse, you’re officially internet famous. Listen in for sharp commentary, chaotic stories, and the hope that tomorrow’s trending disaster isn’t yours.

    54 min
  5. Peter's Savage Solutions (Minisode Series) Episode 1

    08/20/2025 ·  Bonus

    Peter's Savage Solutions (Minisode Series) Episode 1

    Get ready for a ruthless ride as Peter brings the hard truths and hotter takes in the premiere of “Peter’s Savage Solutions”! Why pay for therapy when Reddit (and Peter’s opinions) are free? In this first minisode, Peter and Sean dive into: Gaycation drama gone wild—Ibiza-styleAwkwardly honest relationship confessionsPartners who pack bags (and dildos) instead of feelingsCouples fighting over fitness, feelings, and fit partnersRoommate meltdown stories, serial dater chaos, and scene kings keeping scorePlus: Peter’s no-bull advice for anyone whose love life feels like a trainwreck in real time Honest, hilarious, and sometimes straight-up savage, this is the segment where no story is too taboo and no question is safe from Peter’s trademark roast. Whether your problem is marital, mental, or just a messy group chat—Peter slices deep and doesn’t sugarcoat a damn thing.

    29 min
  6. Dwerk Hard, Play Harder: Season 2 Kickoff

    08/18/2025

    Dwerk Hard, Play Harder: Season 2 Kickoff

    Vacation’s over and the chaos crew is back—with extra glitter, accidental thirst traps, and questionable Instagram scrolls. In this unfiltered Season 2 premiere, Peter, Carissa, and Shaun go deep on internet dwerking (yes, with a “d”), public indecency, and stories so wild you’ll need a private folder for your camera roll. From gym class drama to Cirque du Soleil–level Mondays, tune in for confession-worthy laughs and the signature queer energy you missed. Hit play and join Apocalypse & Avocados for your Monday meltdown—you know you need it.

    59 min
  7. Season Finale: Confessions, Chaos & Vinegar Balls

    08/04/2025

    Season Finale: Confessions, Chaos & Vinegar Balls

    It’s here—the unhinged, oversharing, totally unpredictable Apocalypse & Avocados SEASON FINALE! We tried to be deep, but gave up and went full chaos: a game with no rules, criminal confessions, surprise guests (who had no idea), and WAY too many niche Easter eggs. Did we get meaningful? Barely. Did we get personal? Always. Oh, and did someone say “vinegar balls”? If you’ve survived the ride so far, a) are you okay, and b) let’s end this with the only thing we do well—loud, messy, and definitely not safe for brunch. Season 1: out with a bang, not a whimper.

    59 min
  8. Outrage Olympics: Taking Gold in Everyday Drama

    07/31/2025

    Outrage Olympics: Taking Gold in Everyday Drama

    Could you win a medal in daily overreacting? This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, Peter and Shaun are letting their inner drama athletes run wild. From waking up annoyed at headlines or breakfast pics, to getting irrationally heated at almond milk recommendations, they dive into 21st-century emotional gymnastics—no actual fitness required. Peter admits to his championship-level deadpan face, while Shaun breaks down the weird thrill of group chat drama and why TikTok rage-bait is impossible to resist. Whether it’s the hypnotic videos of melting metal, the doomscroll spiral, or suspiciously accurate social feeds, the guys unpack how online life turns everyday irritations into full-blown sporting events. So lace up your emotionally-sensible sneakers and grab your favorite unnecessary snack. It’s time to laugh about why we compete to be the most exasperated person in the room—and how hilarious (and human) that actually is. Subscribe for weekly catharsis, relatable confessions, and those hot takes you’re secretly proud of!

    53 min
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Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce. From dating apps to climate dread, nothing’s off-limits. It’s part survival guide, part group therapy, all too real. New episodes every Monday & Thursday. Follow us on Facebook and our other socials: IG & Threads Apocalypse_and_Avocados; Snapchat, X, & Bluesky @ApocAndAvocados; TikTok @apocalypse.and.Avocados Because if we’re going down, we’re doing it with guac and gay panic.

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