Not That Y’all Care

Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language. Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs. Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.

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  1. Aug 12

    Feeling Extremely Apologetic

    Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com  We’re feeling extremely apologetic. This week, Channing and Tristan are sitting down with their big poptart donut to express gratitude and gratefulness they have been experiencing. Tristan gives an important health update on his LGBT ACL injury and Channing takes a tumble on her rollerblades.  Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr  Pick up GOODLES on your next shopping trip… it’s available nationwide at Target and Walmart, plus many other major grocery stores and retailers Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/YALL #sponsored Thank you Smi Smi! Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff Ice is available at local retailers near you, 21+  Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to https://Quince.com/YALL. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too Follow Channing: IG: http://instagram.com/tanningchanning/ TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@tanningchanning  Follow Tristan: IG: http://instagram.com/tristan_watson/ TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@tristtoks Chapters: 0:00 Eatin' that donut and Poptart 3:15 Acquired Style Aesthetic 6:45 Microwave to the Curb 16:25 Ad break! 20:30 The Big Headlines 27:38 The Rollerblading Incident 38:35 SmiSmi Break 45:10 A Very FULL. Saturday 48:45 White Coat Syndrome 56:26 Ted Lasso and Ride or Die 1:00:52 Feeling Apologetic... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  2. Jul 15

    Sharing Grandpapi’s Crumps w/ Dom & Maya!

    Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com  This week, Tristan and Channing have their favorite neighbors in the booth: Dom and Maya! They talk about spending on Aunty NoNo’s credit card, joining a cult, and Dom and Maya show Channing and Tristan how to properly host a mukbang.  Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr  Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/YALL #sponsored Ready to upgrade your eyewear to something functional, fashionable, fun, and affordable? Head to goodr.com/NTYC to claim $10 off your first order. Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to https://Quince.com/yall for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too Thank you Smi Smi! Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff Ice is available at local retailers near you, 21+  Vote on the next Fan Edit variety pack flavors and enter in a chance to see Watch What Happens Live in New York City: https://www.smirnoff.com/en-us/fan-edit Follow Channing: IG: http://instagram.com/tanningchanning/ TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@tanningchanning  Follow Tristan: IG: http://instagram.com/tristan_watson/ TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@tristtoks Chapters 0:00 Taking Dom & Maya’s Order 4:30 Adagiana’s Mukbang 10:11 Addressing The Elephant… 12:45 Grandpapi’s Crumpets  13:30 Welcome Dom & Maya!!! 16:05 Zack’s Origin 16:53 ZocDoc 18:14 Goodr 20:58 Channing’s Sorority Rules 23:24 Joining Secret Cults 30:15 Doing Intros 33:20 Becoming World Cup Girls 34:55 Sweaty Goals 37:01 Quince 39:05 Smirnoff Ice 40:45 Rediscovering Water and Nugget Ice 48:25 Heated Rivals  51:35 First Impressions 54:20 Making Huge Donations 55:55 Channing’s Wedges Sparkle 1:04:35 Prank Call! 1:14:30 Thank You Dom & Maya!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Sharing Grandpapi’s Crumps w/ Dom & Maya!

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Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language. Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs. Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.

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