Not That Y’all Care

Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language. Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs. Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.

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  1. 4d ago

    Daddy Is Home

    Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com  And you say daddy’s home, Marshall’s home! Marshall talks about becoming fresh meat in a new city, topping the pyramid, and busting out of his scrubs. Plus, they play a fun TikTok game before jumping into prank calls! Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr  Head to https://Zocdoc.com/YALL to get started and check that appointment off your to-do list! Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit https://ARTICLE.COM/YALL and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout  Check your brain and health the way I do. Function provides 160+ lab tests for $1/day and member pricing on advanced imaging. Join at https://functionhealth.com/CARE and use code CARE25 for a $25 credit. Follow Channing: IG: http://instagram.com/tanningchanning/ TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@tanningchanning  Follow Tristan: IG: http://instagram.com/tristan_watson/ TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@tristtoks Chapters: 0:00 Daddy Is Home! 3:55 Marshy Is Here 9:45 Marshall Tricked Us 12:00 Fresh Meat In The City 16:20 ZocDoc 18:24 Article 20:32 Otter Visual Aids 23:30 Bowlscious & Playstations 25:35 Marshall’s No Loads Refused 28:40 Marshall’s Uber Experience  33:43 Topping The Pyramid  36:08 Function 37:30 Busting Out The Scrubs 40:12 Playing TikTok Games 53:39 Marshall’s Prank Texts 56:30 Prank Calls 1:05:03 Thank You Marshall!!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  2. Aug 12

    Feeling Extremely Apologetic

    Shop our merch! https://ntycshop.com  We’re feeling extremely apologetic. This week, Channing and Tristan are sitting down with their big poptart donut to express gratitude and gratefulness they have been experiencing. Tristan gives an important health update on his LGBT ACL injury and Channing takes a tumble on her rollerblades.  Ad Free Episodes & Bonus Episodes https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr  Pick up GOODLES on your next shopping trip… it’s available nationwide at Target and Walmart, plus many other major grocery stores and retailers Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/YALL #sponsored Thank you Smi Smi! Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff Ice is available at local retailers near you, 21+  Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to https://Quince.com/YALL. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too Follow Channing: IG: http://instagram.com/tanningchanning/ TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@tanningchanning  Follow Tristan: IG: http://instagram.com/tristan_watson/ TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@tristtoks Chapters: 0:00 Eatin' that donut and Poptart 3:15 Acquired Style Aesthetic 6:45 Microwave to the Curb 16:25 Ad break! 20:30 The Big Headlines 27:38 The Rollerblading Incident 38:35 SmiSmi Break 45:10 A Very FULL. Saturday 48:45 White Coat Syndrome 56:26 Ted Lasso and Ride or Die 1:00:52 Feeling Apologetic... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language. Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs. Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.

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