Your Local Time Travelers

Heidi Fischer
  • 5.0 (2)
  • SCIENCE FICTION
  • SERIES

Anybody got a way to escape 2025? Or tips on navigating the Baptist church we're stuck in? This crash-landed time traveling duo would appreciate it. No future spoilers from us. Promise. Ish. Oh also, the captain has turned into a cat. Don't tell him I told you. He's touchy about it. Written and Created by Heidi Fischer Performed by  Heidi Fischer Dio Garner Alex Hanback Alexis Tipton Kelsey V  Additional performances by Ñita P*****o Squib  Soundscaping and editing by Paloma Ortiz Music by Heidi and Alison Fischer  Thank you to E.V. Belknap Jonathan Fischer  Artwork by  Umangi Hettiarachchi Visit our website for additional SFX credits  Join our shenanigans on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. EPISODE 1

    The Pilot (and the Idiot)

    An influencer and pilot from the future crash-land in a 2025 Baptist church. We handle it all extremely gracefully. Written and Created by Heidi Fischer Performed by  Heidi Fischer Dio Garner Alex Hanback Alexis Tipton Kelsey V  Additional performances by Ñita P*****o Squib  Soundscaping and editing by Paloma Ortiz Music by Heidi and Alison Fischer  Thank you to E.V. Belknap Jonathan Fischer  Visit our website for additional SFX credits  Join our shenanigans on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Rock n' Roll

    We're mounting the best pageant Same Boat Baptits Church has ever seen! It's our only way back home. Classic time traveler stuff. Though maybe navigating the time fathoms is easy compared to navigating the bureaucracy here... (CC insists I note here "No, it isn't." I'm not convinced.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Drugs

    We forgot about money! This week, we try to get some of that stuff to fund important things like wigs for the pageant and flowers for the garden. Oh, and food. Unfortunately, marketing strategies from the future apparently don't mix super well with your average modern Baptist human sensibilities... (CC notes here that calling our spaghetti-throwing methodology "marketing strategies" is a stretch.) Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon! See us living our best #influencer lives on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    Sex

    Let's talk about it, baby. And how talking about it can apparently have weird consequences on certain churches and certain time travelers. This week, CC and I must overcome an abstinence course (more like obstacle course, am I right?) that is impeding our imperative creative juices (ugh, phrasing, sorry) if we're ever gonna get out of here. Who knows, some life lessons might actually get learned along the way despite everyone's best efforts. Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon! See us living our best #influencer lives over on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    Finding Out

    The things we do for those we need. I mean, love. Yeah. CC and I spelunk into the bowels of the ship and our pasts in order to keep Grasshopper in the pageant and avoid the unimaginable headache of recasting. We unfortunately make discoveries that will change our relationship and on-mic dynamic forever. Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon! See us living our best #influencer lives over on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    41 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    Fracking Around

    Alright, listeners. It's CC's time to shine. And by "shine," I mean "struggle to type this and with generally everything else." As 2025's time flies start to take their toll on Roach, this newly anointed cat has got to figure out how to get her back in her right mind and keep our escape plan in progress. And not get stepped on. Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon! See us living our best #influencer lives on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min

  7. EPISODE 7

    Show

    Oh, food, glorious food. We're anxious to fuggedaboutit. Apparently. As the hangry congregation fasts, your favorite cat captain works very hard to keep this Same Boat afloat before the time flies make a meal of everyone. Some secret sauces regarding this place and its resident time travelers get accidentally unearthed along the way... Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon! See us living our best #influencer lives over on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min

  8. EPISODE 8

    Time

    Begin message to leave behind for Listeners: Well, friends. It's time. See what I did there? Pageant night is upon us as I dictate this. Hopefully nothing crazy gets in our way like curveballs from Crown Currentsy or the church congregation. By the time you're listening to this, CC and I will likely be home. Whatever that means. It's been a pleasure, Listeners. If a Roach's voice falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it... Well, you get the idea. Thank you all. Note to message-bot: Cut that last bit before publishing. Too sappy. No pun intended. Heh heh. Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon! See us living our best #influencer lives on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr

  9. SEASON 1 TRAILER

    Trailer

    Scared of the future? Join this time traveling duo in being more scared of your present! Crash-landing April 15th. AX6gPWXYY7rVagX9fiRD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    2 min
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Anybody got a way to escape 2025? Or tips on navigating the Baptist church we're stuck in? This crash-landed time traveling duo would appreciate it. No future spoilers from us. Promise. Ish. Oh also, the captain has turned into a cat. Don't tell him I told you. He's touchy about it. Written and Created by Heidi Fischer Performed by  Heidi Fischer Dio Garner Alex Hanback Alexis Tipton Kelsey V  Additional performances by Ñita P*****o Squib  Soundscaping and editing by Paloma Ortiz Music by Heidi and Alison Fischer  Thank you to E.V. Belknap Jonathan Fischer  Artwork by  Umangi Hettiarachchi Visit our website for additional SFX credits  Join our shenanigans on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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