Critical Babe Theory

Critical Babe Theory
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Weekly podcast without liberal pieties, for people who like fun. Critical Babe Theory is hosted by Francesca Root-Dodson and features conversations with all the most interesting people talking about every important thing: politics, culture and the heart of the heart of America. Support the show at patreon.com/CriticalBabeTheory

  1. Funny Girl [First Half]

    2D AGO

    Funny Girl [First Half]

    Cult comic and beloved online denizen Lauren Servideo comes on the show to discuss her favorite characters (hint: it’s like choosing your favorite child), old-hat internet, and what we talk about when we talk about influencers. Also discussed: eldest daughter discourse, Billy Crystal and the female fear of death, crust punks with a TikTok presence, how men don’t like to be propositioned to be a muse (by Francesca), MLM faux-pas, peptide propaganda, shmacting, and whether all Italians are funny. The first half of every episode of CBT is free wherever you get your podcasts. If you'd like to become a subscriber and hear the second half, please go to www.patreon.com/criticalbabetheory. Thank you for your support xo

    46 min
  2. AI will take from you everything you've ever loved [First Half]

    FEB 10

    AI will take from you everything you've ever loved [First Half]

    The first half of every episode of CBT is free wherever you get your podcasts. If you'd like to become a subscriber and hear the second half, please go to www.patreon.com/criticalbabetheory. Thank you for your support xo Brian Wood, founder of Panodime, comes on the show to discuss what the AI overlords really want (hint: it’s not to make your workflow more efficient) and what we need to do to ensure the AI future benefits all of us. Discussed: tech CEO drug addicts, the problem with transhumanism, misreading Lord of the Rings, why maybe women shouldn’t vote (bc they’re making the world “unsafe for capitalism”), AI or climate armageddon, Terminator vs elites framework, and Francesca’s theory that Peter Thiel wants to subjugate the divine feminine. https://www.panodime.com Instagram: @pano.dime Tiktok: @panodime

    38 min
  3. How to make it (as a man) in America [First Half]

    FEB 3

    How to make it (as a man) in America [First Half]

    Nota bene: starting today, the first half of every episode of CBT will be free wherever you get your podcasts. If you'd like to become a subscriber and hear the second half, please go to www.patreon.com/criticalbabetheory. Thank you for your support xo I talk with Reuben Barsky—raconteur & denizen of the diamond district—about the myth of the urban American male and pursuit of the good life. Also discussed: what constitutes normal male behavior, whether all immigrants are criminals (muses immigrant-descendant-of-criminals Francesca), the art of the cold call, how to not bulk, the freedom to rot, prison face, and escaping the Freddo mindset. Update about the 49ers electrical substation conspiracy theory: neither the Seahawks nor the Patriots will be using SF practice facilities, and Niners management will be investigating the correlation between the substation and injuries. So proud to be part of this conspiracy from the ground up!

    39 min
  4. Sexual Personae

    JAN 27

    Sexual Personae

    Actress and impresario Ruby McCollister and I discuss Camille Paglia’s Sexual Personae—the resurrection of the work post-Trump, Paglia’s thrilling/exhausting prose styling, the fundamental immorality and amorality of art, and the inherent tackiness of sexuality. Also discussed: Ruby’s theory on how JFK started the culture war (with his hotness), safe spaces at Vogue, being an emotional slut, the NYC real estate that perverted Francesca’s lifestyle expectations, how Gen X ruined the world (and the grace due boomers), Howard Stern and the end of the shock jock era, whether large tubes of Aquafor are chic, and how sometimes in a room everyone has been inside Francesca.

    1h 15m
  5. A Most Violent Year (full episode only on Patreon)

    EPISODE 38

    A Most Violent Year (full episode only on Patreon)

    Activist and comic Davidson Boswell returns and we discuss Venezuela, ICE and the murder of Renee Good. We debate material conditions vs the flawed nature of man, what follows post-white supremacy and the eschatological possibility of saving ICE agent’s souls. Also discussed: Almond moms, socialist footwear, how Trump accidentally made Maduro look cool, Jonathan E Ross as the new Franz Ferdinand, post-materialism and how the Democrats have to embrace populism.

    2 min
  6. How to Become a Revolutionary™

    JAN 13

    How to Become a Revolutionary™

    Comic and activist Davidson Boswell comes on the show to talk about his radicalization post October 7th and the mass marketing of revolution. We discuss the sins of moderate liberals and Davidson's disruptions with Climate Defiance, including their interruption of the opening night of Carmen at the Met. Also discussed: how to get a pervert to put their dick away on the subway, the ego-wound of standing on principle, quibbles with Cuba, the glam of imperialism, Francesca’s common ground with Megyn Kelly, and much more. Also Francesca gives in to her worst instincts and reads her favorite poem. Nota bene: this was recorded at the end of last year before Trump went Rambo on Maduro—we will discuss Venezuela & the ICE murder of an American citizen in depth on the next episode.

    1h 8m
  7. Dating Almanac 2026 (full episode only on Patreon)

    EPISODE 36

    Dating Almanac 2026 (full episode only on Patreon)

    Friend of the pod Lauren Bille returns to the show and we attempt to talk about dating—but keep getting pulled into current events. The personal is political? Also discussed: the hermeneutics of dating people too young for you, paralyzation of choice, Candace Owens blaming American foreign policy in Venezuela on “Zionists” (editor’s note: by that does she mean Stephen Miller?), the ideal male-female age gap (spoiler: it’s 20 years), what Derek Chauvin is up to, why Hobbes would support increasing marriage rates and how women are responsible for eternal bachelorhood. Also Francesca’ gives her merciless dating advice and confesses a blasphemy.

    1 min
  8. The Case for a Christian Left

    JAN 2

    The Case for a Christian Left

    CBT welcomes in the new year with guest Dhananjay Jagannathan and a super-stoney discussion of what Christ really meant when he said he came with the sword (the Christian mandate for socialism, duh). We break down Phil Christman’s book Why Christians Should be Leftists, the semiotics of woke house style, the aesthetics needed to reach Christian moms and how Christ is a little too radical for the NYC petite bourgeoisie. Also discussed: how sexy we like our thought leaders (very), Hilbert’s paradox as metaphor for the Trinity, the ethics of astrology, and much more. Plus Francesca asks the most serious question of all: can I really consider myself a Christian if I spend hella $$$ on nail art? Read more of his work on Dhananjay's substack, Cultured Opinion: https://culturedopinion.substack.com And his essay on the sins of private property: https://comment.org/on-privacy-and-exclusion/

    1h 10m
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Weekly podcast without liberal pieties, for people who like fun. Critical Babe Theory is hosted by Francesca Root-Dodson and features conversations with all the most interesting people talking about every important thing: politics, culture and the heart of the heart of America. Support the show at patreon.com/CriticalBabeTheory

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  • Creator
    Critical Babe Theory
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    43
  • Rating
    Explicit
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