Football Yarn

Football Yarn

This Na Football Yarn Football yarn bring to table football gist football tori as e dey hot from Naija to EPL League, Champions League to Transfer wahala, we break am down with vibes wey you go feel! Gist Weh Go Burst Your Head: We no dey form expert, we dey talk am as e be! From The Match Review + Gbas Gbos drags and hailing wether na for Pidgin + English Combo, Whether you like “What a goal!” or “Omo, e burst net!”, we dey yarn your language with no too much grammar. Follow us, listen, drop your own hot takes for here, everybody get voice!

  1. Episode 64: Where Are the Missing Players?

    5H AGO

    Episode 64: Where Are the Missing Players?

    In this episode of Football Yarn, we dive into one of the biggest questions in Nigerian football right now where are the missing NPFL players? What exactly is happening behind the scenes, and why are so many players suddenly unaccounted for? We also preview the upcoming UEFA Champions League fixtures and discuss the key matchups, teams under pressure, and what fans should expect as the competition heats up. The debate around Manchester United legends continues as former players like Gary Neville, Roy Keane, Paul Scholes, and Wayne Rooney keep criticizing the club. Are they being honest, or are they doing more harm than good? Meanwhile, Patrice Evra has stepped out to defend them. In the FA Cup, underdogs are making big statements. Lower-league clubs are standing up to Premier League giants as Arsenal F.C. and Chelsea F.C. struggle against Mansfield Town F.C. and Wrexham A.F.C. respectively. Meanwhile, Port Vale F.C. and Southampton F.C. shock everyone by knocking out Premier League sides Sunderland A.F.C. and Fulham F.C.. Beyond football, we also look at the tension building globally with talks of World War III, while the FIFA World Cup is only months away. Could global politics affect the biggest sporting event on earth? We also discuss the situation at Real Madrid, their growing injury crisis, and whether Álvaro Arbeloa could be the right appointment after the sacking of Xabi Alonso. And finally, a big question in England: Are Tottenham Hotspur F.C. in danger of going down this season? All that and more in this packed episode of Football Yarn, where the football conversation never holds back.

    48 min
  2. Episode 62: Chelle’s Outrageous Demands & EPL Chaos

    FEB 25

    Episode 62: Chelle’s Outrageous Demands & EPL Chaos

    In this explosive episode, we break down the current Premier League standings and the intense battle at the top. With Arsenal and Manchester City separated by just five points, the title race is heating up. We analyze where both teams stand, their remaining fixtures, and whether City can close the gap or if Arsenal have enough consistency to hold on. We also dive into the wider top-six conversation Manchester United, Aston Villa, Chelsea, and Liverpool and assess their chances of securing Champions League qualification. With crucial fixtures ahead, every point matters. One major talking point: Manchester United are the only club among the top contenders not heavily distracted by European competition. Could their full focus on the Premier League become a decisive advantage in the final stretch? Then we shift to the controversy surrounding Eric Chelle and his reported demands. From salary expectations rising from $50,000 to $130,000 per month translating from ₦67 million to ₦147 million monthly we ask the hard questions: What is the justification for such demands? What credibility backs this request? Is Nigerian football being disrespected or are we uncomfortable with high standards? We also address the reported lifestyle demands, including first-class travel arrangements for his wife, and debate whether these requests reflect professionalism or excess. Is this ambition… or entitlement? All that and more in Episode 62.

    42 min
  3. Episode 57 | Pep Lost the Plot: City Are Shaking

    JAN 24

    Episode 57 | Pep Lost the Plot: City Are Shaking

    In this episode, we take a hard, honest look at Pep Guardiola and Manchester City after one of the most shocking results of the Champions League season Bodø/Glimt beating Manchester City. A defeat that wasn’t just surprising, but embarrassing, especially for a club that prides itself on control, dominance, and elite standards. We break down why City failed to beat Bodø/Glimt, what that result says about Pep’s current system, and why this loss feels deeper than just a bad night in Europe. After spending heavily and bringing in over 12 new players, we ask the real questions: what exactly is the root of the problem? Is this a recruitment issue, a tactical issue, or a Pep Guardiola issue? We discuss whether City’s problems can be fixed quickly, or if this is something more structural that requires time, patience, and uncomfortable decisions. Can Pep still lead this Manchester City team forward, or has the project reached a point where evolution has stalled? And if things are really that bad, why hasn’t Manchester City pulled the trigger and sacked him? Is it loyalty, fear, trust in his legacy, or the belief that no one else can do better? Beyond City, we zoom out and talk football philosophy breaking down the true meaning of “good”, “elite”, and “world-class” players. What separates reputation from reality? Who actually performs when systems fail? And why money and talent alone no longer guarantee dominance at the highest level. It’s a deep, honest conversation about modern football, control versus chaos, and how even the biggest clubs can lose their way.

    44 min

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This Na Football Yarn Football yarn bring to table football gist football tori as e dey hot from Naija to EPL League, Champions League to Transfer wahala, we break am down with vibes wey you go feel! Gist Weh Go Burst Your Head: We no dey form expert, we dey talk am as e be! From The Match Review + Gbas Gbos drags and hailing wether na for Pidgin + English Combo, Whether you like “What a goal!” or “Omo, e burst net!”, we dey yarn your language with no too much grammar. Follow us, listen, drop your own hot takes for here, everybody get voice!