God Crimes

Danny & Maya
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Fighting religious abuse with critical thinking and comedy! Go behind closed doors with Danny & Maya into the wild world of the Jehovah's Witnesses and similar cult like groups. What do they REALLY believe? Should we laugh, cry, or run in fear?? This show actively supports exJW and exMormon communities, and those healing from religious trauma. We see you, we believe you, and we're here for each other. Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

  1. 4d ago

    Bloodgate. The JW Jonestown. "New Light" Mo' Problems.

    How many people have died because of the Jehovah’s Witnesses “no blood” doctrine? The estimate is in the thousands. As of September 2026, they have conveniently discovered “new light” and reversed the policy, without apology or explanation. For the first time in 80 years, JW’s can now accept life saving blood transfusions. We discuss the Bloodgate scandal and the terrifying and deadly history of this doctrine.  Bonus! Four new gods have been added to the pantheon of Woo, and Danny enlightens us about what the Bible really teaches… about dogs and cats! Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

  2. Sep 24

    Introducing the World's First Ethical Cult! A Sex Scandal. The Orgy Dome?!

    Introducing our ethical cult: WooWoo-BS! The Worldwide Order Of Wackadoo OpOsing Brothers & Sisters!  YOU too can become a member!! In this episode, we talk all about what WooWoo-BS means to us and how we love using parody as a form of activism. And what would a good cult be without a sex scandal about its leaders?? We bare it all and share not one, but TWO scandals from our lives for good measure!  Plus - Does the Orgy Dome at Burning Man have a more ethical view about sex than the Jehovah's Witnesses? Tune in to find out!  Join us over at godcrimes.com and for $5 a month you can become a Woobelite and support our mission to support victims of religious abuse with scholarships and advocacy. Plus we're sending every member three amazing large stickers and a hand written thank you note!  Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

  3. Sep 16

    We Went to Burning Man!! Raving in a White Out. Nudity Not Lewdity!

    From the Kingdom Hall to the Playa! What is a wild week of radical expression like for an exJW?? Burning Man is truly EPIC. Art cars roll past - like a full size pirate ship, a giant sheep covered in LEDs, and our own camp's incredible submarine sound car! We danced in a white out dust storm, carried our bikes through mud, and felt deeply human. The contrast of a deeply repressive past to this magical world of authenticity, community, and at times plenty of nudity (here's looking at you Foam Dome!) is a wild ride. The group shower experience was freezing cold and explicitly “nude not lewd”, yet it had the warm effect of de-stigmatizing shame about human bodies. We return home forever changed and excited to tell you all about it! Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

  4. Sep 7

    Cult Classics: God Crimes Replay! A JW Childhood. The Devil is in Those Empty Calories!

    We are at Burning Man this week! We wanted to share an old episode again that has some of our favorite stories in it in case you missed it! Danny shares about the trials of being the weird outcast kid who tries to convert his fellow grade schooler so they can survive Armageddon together (and be friends). We have some big laughs about devil cupcakes, hand turkeys, and how scary accepting a Valentines Day card can be!! Original Episode Released 11/24/25: Public School Pariah. Devil Cupcakes. Thank you Teachers! Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

  5. Aug 31 ·  Bonus

    Everythingness: The History of Ice Cream! Danny's Discount Ice Cream Emporium. Standing up for Team Vanilla!

    Take a trip down Ice Cream Lane with us! Did you know that ancient Greek runners would be sent to the mountain to get snow to make an ice cream-esque treat for the emperors? Thank goodness all we have to do now is walk to the frozen isle!! We talk about some of the craziest flavors we’ve tried. Licorice? Poutine? BUG ice cream?? And the most elite flavors... Maya takes a stand for team vanilla! If you had to pick, would you buy your sweet treats from “Danny’s Discount Ice Cream Emporium” or “Mama Maya’s Milkshake Yard”? Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

    Everythingness: The History of Ice Cream! Danny's Discount Ice Cream Emporium. Standing up for Team Vanilla!

  6. Aug 25

    Multi-Level Marketing Scams. $65k in a Shoebox!? Plus - How much will Danny sell out for?

    MLM's and the JW's - a match made in cult-like heaven! Why are Multi Level Marketing Scams so prevalent in faith communities? What are the biggest cash donations you’ve ever heard of made to the Jehovah’s Witnesses? Danny pinky promises to never accept $65,000 in cash, especially if it arrives in a shoebox at his door. Will anyone be able to make him a liar? Only one way to find out!  Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

  7. Aug 18 ·  Bonus

    Everythingness: Summertime Madness! Sit-down Paddleboarding. "Montana Girls!"

    Summer fun is here! We talk about our love for sit-down paddleboarding (and never ever standing up), Maya's aversion to jet skis, and our love of Pacific NW summers.  Happy August Everyone!! Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

    Everythingness: Summertime Madness! Sit-down Paddleboarding. "Montana Girls!"

  8. Aug 11

    Can Narcissism Be Taught? The Selfish Martyr. What to Say to a JW in the Wild.

    Can narcissism be taught? We explore how the Jehovah's Witnesses try to do this to their members, and especially children born into the group. We go over the 6 signs of a Communal Narcissist and how the JW's encourage all of these behaviors. Moral grandiosity? Believing you are better than other people (with ZERO evidence)? Using empathy as a weapon instead of actually helping people? Yes, yes and yes!  Danny shares thought provoking responses for JW's/Mormons you find in the wild. Can you say something to make them think? Share your ideas with us! Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

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Fighting religious abuse with critical thinking and comedy! Go behind closed doors with Danny & Maya into the wild world of the Jehovah's Witnesses and similar cult like groups. What do they REALLY believe? Should we laugh, cry, or run in fear?? This show actively supports exJW and exMormon communities, and those healing from religious trauma. We see you, we believe you, and we're here for each other. Join our ethical cult "WooWoo-BS" for just $5 a month and grab your free stickers and a handwritten thank you note at godcrimes.com! Send us your stories! submit@godcrimes.com Get social! instagram.com/godcrimespod

Information

  • Creator
    Danny & Maya
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    24
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 God Crimes
  • Show Website
    God Crimes

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