The Born To Be Canceled Show

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"The Born to Be Canceled Show" is what happens when your inner bad bitch graduates with honors in sarcasm and starts a podcast instead of therapy. I’m not here to coddle you — I’m here to slap the existential crisis outta your mouth and replace it with glitter, rage, and unapologetic truth. Every week we roast fake icons, laugh like psychos, spit toxic positivity, and drop truth bombs in designer boots. Motivation? Twisted. Comedy? Blacker than my iced coffee. Guests? Maybe. Drama? Always. Vanilah Boss doesn’t inspire — he infects. And if you’re not offended yet, just wait till next episode.

Episodes

  1. 06/12/2025

    S1 E8: Memory Bottles (Scents We Forgot We Were Carrying)

    theborntobecanceledshow@gmail.com What if your memories weren’t just stories in your head — but bottled scents, sealed in invisible glass, waiting to be opened? In this introspective and slightly mystical episode, Vanilah Boss takes you through a surreal dream that unlocked long-lost moments through smell. Each perfume bottle becomes a portal to the past — a person, a wound, a joy, a version of yourself you forgot you missed. This is your permission to reclaim what was taken, to honor what you buried, and to throw out the bottles that reek of shame.Because reclaiming memory… is reclaiming identity. #MemoryBottles #ScentOfThePast #VanilahBossShow #DreamLogic #EmotionalAlchemy #HealingThroughMemory #NarrativeScent #PodcastPoetry #IdentityReclaimed #SmellsLikeFreedom

    12 min
  2. S1 E7: MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME BITCHES GUIDE

    06/05/2025

    S1 E7: MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME BITCHES GUIDE

    theborntobecanceledshow@gmail.com You know exactly who we’re talking about — the narcissistic drama hogs, trauma-flexing TikTok prophets, and insecure gremlins who treat everyone else like props in their low-budget Netflix fantasy. In this savage-as-hell episode, Vanilah Boss goes full inferno on the delulu dolls who demand spotlight but can’t handle smoke. #MainCharacterSyndrome #DragThemBitch #DeluluDetox #VanilahBossShow #SatanicSelfHelp #MiddleFingersUp #GlowUpOrShutUp #CancelTheClownery #SlayWithoutPermission #PodcastOfTheDamned

    13 min
  3. S1 E6: A GUIDE HOW TO F**K TOXICS AT WORK!

    05/29/2025

    S1 E6: A GUIDE HOW TO F**K TOXICS AT WORK!

    Vanilah Boss is here to walk you through the hellpit of toxic work culture and hand-deliver your survival manual — soaked in sarcasm, sprinkled with glitter, and bound in vengeance. 💅 PLUS: A real-life story of corporate carnage you won’t believe — featuring spit, spilled drinks, and one broken glass served with a smile. Press play. Raise hell. Tuck corporate conformity. #BornToBeCanceled #ToxicBossWho #DragThemAll #VanilahBoss #motivation #selfimprovement

    13 min

  4. 05/22/2025

    S1 E5: Haters Are Just Those Who Envy You AF

    Haters ain’t nothing but jealous wannabes, throwing shade ‘cause they can’t handle your unstoppable glow. This episode spills the tea on why their envy’s just free promo for your success, with a savage real-life clapback and roasts that’ll leave ‘em scorched. Keep slaying, let haters choke on their own bitterness, and own your iconic throne! #BornToBeCanceled #VanilahBoss #PopCulture #NPR #PodcastRecommendations #NewEpisode #SassyVibes #ViralMoments

    11 min

  5. 05/15/2025

    S1 E4: Acountants Aren't Life Coaches

    If someone with a calculator and a beige blazer ever told you how to live your life — this one’s for you. Vanilah Boss is calling out the spreadsheet-obsessed dream killers, roasting every dull soul who tried to shrink your magic into a tax bracket. Get ready for sarcasm, glam power, and motivation that bites. 👠 Real talk, petty energy, crown-worthy chaos. #BornToBeCanceled #VanilahBoss #AccountantsArentLifeCoaches #PodcastForBaddies #SassyMotivation #CancelMediocrity #CrownCarrier #HausOfBoss #UnfilteredPodcast #GlamWithGuts #CreativeHustler #VanilahVerse

    10 min

  6. 05/08/2025

    S1 S3: Stop Listening To Mediocrity

    Sorry Haus Of Boss, in this episode Vanilah Boss was emotional and was recording LIVE! Tired of shrinking to fit into the beige-ass boxes society hands you? Vanilah Boss is DONE with playing small. In this episode, we light mediocrity on fire and dance in its ashes. From lazy leaders to limp-ass advice, this is your call to level the hell up. Sass? 100%. Sarcasm? Overflowing. Motivation? Louder than your ex’s lies. For Q&A: theborntobecanceledshow@gmail.com #HausOfBoss

    11 min

  7. 05/01/2025

    S1 E2: Dreams Don't Pay Bills

    In Episode 2 of The Born To Be Canceled Show, Vanilah Boss storms the Haus of Boss to torch dreamers who think wishing pays bills. Dreams don’t pay — only hustle does! From roasting Crystal’s yoga-pants scams to Dave’s dumpster-fire ideas, Vanilah spits truth: action turns dreams into euros, not fairy dust. Watch him slay with a €200 hustle classic, crown Lisa as Crown Carrier of the Week, and answear the questions from Jamal, and Sofia in a chaotic Q&A. Join the Crown Carriers, post your hustle win on insta with #CrownCarrierWin, share your scam story with #CrownCarrierConfession, and flex our catchphrase “Stack euros, not excuses!” with #HausOfBoss for a shoutout. Next week, Vanilah’s Prophecy burns smooth-talkers — stay fierce!

    10 min

  8. TRAILER

    Trailer S1 E2: Dreams Don't Pay Bills

    💥 Episode 2: Dreams Don’t Pay Bills 💸 Vanilah Boss roasts delusional dreamers, slays with a €200 hustle, and drags vision-board losers into reality. No vibes, just euros. Join the Haus of Boss this Thursday my precious Crown Carriers on The Born To Be Canceled Show! For Q&A: theborntobecanceledshow@gmail.com #BornToBeCanceled #SarcasmSaves #VanilahVibes #SlayOrDecay #HausofBoss

    1 min

  9. SEASON 1 TRAILER

    Show Presentation by Vanilah Boss

    Welcome to "The Born To Be Canceled Show" — where the sarcasm’s deadly, the truth’s undressed, and we don’t do humble.This ain’t your self-help b******t. I’m Vanilah Boss — the calm voice in your ear while we burn mediocrity to the f*****g ground. Every week, we roast the clowns who tried us — toxic bosses, fake gurus, manipulative exes — all of ‘em getting dragged with diamonds on. If you’ve ever smiled through b******t, apologized for existing, or downplayed your power — baby, this show is your rebirth. So buckle the f**k up. We’re not just healing — we’re serving, slaying, and making people uncomfortable just by existing loudly. You ready? Because once you hear me, you won’t be able to unsee yourself. Subscribe! With love, Vanilah Boss

    2 min

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"The Born to Be Canceled Show" is what happens when your inner bad bitch graduates with honors in sarcasm and starts a podcast instead of therapy. I’m not here to coddle you — I’m here to slap the existential crisis outta your mouth and replace it with glitter, rage, and unapologetic truth. Every week we roast fake icons, laugh like psychos, spit toxic positivity, and drop truth bombs in designer boots. Motivation? Twisted. Comedy? Blacker than my iced coffee. Guests? Maybe. Drama? Always. Vanilah Boss doesn’t inspire — he infects. And if you’re not offended yet, just wait till next episode.

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