The HLS Podcast

The Blue Team

Join Electrik, Scrota, and Rebel on The HLS Podcast as they dive into a variety of topics, keeping things entertaining and lighthearted. After years of planning, the trio is finally taking the plunge and giving their podcast a shot. Tune in for a mix of humor, banter, and insightful conversations you won't want to miss!

  1. Sep 23

    The Real* Story of the Alamo | Texas History & the Texas Revolution | The HLS Podcast S2E34

    What actually happened at the Alamo, and how much of the story we learned in school was simplified? After visiting the Alamo with his family, Rebel decides it's time for another edition of HLS history class and walks Electrik and Scrota through the Six Flags of Texas, Mexican Texas, American settlement, the Texas Revolution, the Battle of the Alamo, Goliad, San Jacinto and the eventual Republic of Texas. The conversation quickly gets more complicated than the heroic version of the story many Texans grew up hearing. Mexico encouraged foreign settlement in Texas through the empresario system, while tensions later developed around immigration restrictions, taxation, political control, slavery and Santa Anna's shift toward centralized government. Historians describe the causes of the Texas Revolution as complex, with several competing interpretations rather than one simple explanation. That sends the HLS crew down the rabbit hole: Why did Mexico invite American settlers into Texas in the first place? What agreements were those settlers expected to follow? Why did relations with the Mexican government deteriorate? How important was slavery to the conflict? Why did the Alamo become such a powerful Texas legend? And why does the story sound very different when you revisit it as an adult? The crew also stops mid-conversation to fact-check its own recollection and discovers that the real history is considerably messier than the version they remembered from Texas history class. Before any of that, naturally, HLS spends nearly 20 minutes talking about an AI bubble, Nvidia GPUs, whether gaming consoles are becoming unaffordable luxury items, FuncoLand, Babbage's, impossible 90s video games and Tupac. Because apparently history class starts whenever Rebel feels like starting the intro. Remember the Alamo. Just maybe remember the complicated parts too.

    The Real* Story of the Alamo | Texas History & the Texas Revolution | The HLS Podcast S2E34
  2. Sep 19

    Why Is It So Hard to Make Friends as an Adult? | The HLS Podcast S2E33

    The HLS crew starts with a throwback to the MySpace Top 8 and a simple question: if Top 8 still existed today, who would make your list? Somehow that turns into a much bigger conversation about friendship, loyalty, boundaries, and why building meaningful friendships gets harder as you get older. Electrik says adults simply don't have enough time. Scrota argues that adulthood removes many of the social structures that made friendships happen naturally when we were younger. School, sports, church groups, clubs and other activities repeatedly put you around the same people. As an adult, you actually have to seek those environments out, find someone you connect with, and somehow find time to turn that connection into a friendship. That leads into questions about blind loyalty. Does being family mean someone deserves unconditional loyalty? Are we sometimes more forgiving of toxic friends because replacing a longtime friendship feels impossible? And should every relationship have a line that someone can cross? Then Scrota provides perhaps the greatest possible evidence for why making friends as an adult is complicated by finally telling the story of moving to California, trying desperately to make friends, meeting another martial arts fan and slowly realizing: “…I'm pretty sure I'm on a ..... date.” Also somehow discussed: MySpace, terrible college poetry, AI jazz, the World Cup, aging athletes, Muay Thai, punching your friends in the face, relationship boundaries, Rebel apparently never making mistakes, and why shared interests absolutely do NOT mean you're about to become best friends.

    Why Is It So Hard to Make Friends as an Adult? | The HLS Podcast S2E33
  3. Sep 10

    How Often Should Married Couples Have Sex? Sexless Marriages & Relationships | The HLS Episode S2E32

    How often should married couples actually be having sex? And is once a month enough? What starts as a completely unrelated conversation somehow ends with Rebel discovering that some married couples are having sex once a month or less, and he absolutely cannot comprehend it. The HLS crew debates sexless marriages, intimacy, attraction, aging, communication, stress, and whether a couple that rarely has sex has basically become roommates. But Scrota raises the bigger question: is a lack of sex actually causing the problems in the relationship, or are couples having less sex because the relationship already has problems? And because this is HLS, it takes almost an hour to get there. Before that, the crew gets into an uncomfortable Reddit story about a husband using AI to create intimate images of his wife without asking her, leading to a discussion about consent, privacy, AI-generated images, and whether marriage changes the boundaries around someone's body or likeness. The answer gets increasingly obvious as they argue about it. Then it's difficult kids, parenting, discipline, martial arts, preparing your kids for “future you,” America's vulnerable infrastructure, what would happen if AI disappeared tomorrow, AI-generated code, whether AI is a tool or a crutch, AI filmmaking, people marrying AI companions, GPU arbitrage, stock trading and whatever the hell else happened along the way. The AI discussion gets particularly interesting when the crew asks whether society has actually become dependent on artificial intelligence. Scrota argues that AI still hasn't crossed the line from useful tool to essential infrastructure. Take away AI and some people are screwed. Take away electricity and everybody is screwed. Eventually, though, we arrive at the question that matters: Once a month?! At what point does a lack of physical intimacy signal a deeper problem? How much should attraction matter? Does sex disappear because couples grow apart, or do couples grow apart because the sex disappeared? And are y'all married... or just splitting bills with benefits once every 30 days?

    How Often Should Married Couples Have Sex? Sexless Marriages & Relationships | The HLS Episode S2E32
  4. Sep 4

    Are You Being a Good Friend or Just Enabling Bad Behavior? | The HLS Podcast S2E31

    Is being nice the same thing as being fake? And when does supporting your friends turn into enabling their b******t? This week, Dino Egg joins the HLS Podcast to talk about fake friends, toxic friendships, loyalty, and why some people continue hanging out with people they openly admit they don't even like. Dino brings the crew a real-life situation involving EJ, Salad, and TI, a college friend group where everybody seems to know somebody is problematic, everybody talks about it, but somehow the friendship keeps going anyway. That raises a bigger question: if you're constantly talking shit about somebody behind their back but voluntarily inviting them to dinner, taking trips together, and calling them when you're bored...why are y'all still friends? The crew gets into the difference between being cordial and being fake, whether popularity and social status keep toxic friendships alive, knowing when to cut somebody off, and whether understanding why somebody behaves badly means you have to excuse their behavior. They also debate whether a real friend should call you on your b******t, why sometimes adulthood means learning how to peacefully coexist with people you don't like, and the unfortunate reality that today's college a*****e might become tomorrow's coworker...or your boss. Plus: the Rebel Rundown, the Large Hadron Collider turning lead into gold, chewing ice, Overwatch's increasingly complicated Beef Chart, Tupac's scorched-earth approach to conflict resolution, and Dino's passionate defense of Roblox Animal Hospital. Sometimes keeping the peace is maturity. Sometimes it's being cordial. And sometimes... you're just being fake as hell.

    Are You Being a Good Friend or Just Enabling Bad Behavior? | The HLS Podcast S2E31

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Join Electrik, Scrota, and Rebel on The HLS Podcast as they dive into a variety of topics, keeping things entertaining and lighthearted. After years of planning, the trio is finally taking the plunge and giving their podcast a shot. Tune in for a mix of humor, banter, and insightful conversations you won't want to miss!