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Step into the worlds of Euftis Emery, where intimacy meets imagination. This audiobook podcast blends seductive storytelling, psychological depth, and cinematic world-building—from fiery, forbidden encounters to star-spanning adventures across the edge of the unknown. Genres: Erotic Drama • Sci-Fi Noir • Afrofuturism • Psychological Romance • Speculative Fiction Created and narrated by Euftis Emery — for listeners who crave both heat and depth, where every story is a universe of its own.

  1. Hiring a Side Dick

    FEB 22

    Hiring a Side Dick

    eBook: https://tinyurl.com/5apj47r4 Paperback: https://tinyurl.com/4kv56xw Hardcover: https://tinyurl.com/5465ckpk BuyMeACoffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/euftis The Logistics of Hiring a Side Dick | Corporate Life, Desire, and Control What happens when corporate efficiency collides with unapologetic desire? In this deep-dive discussion, we unpack Keep It in the Family by Euftis Emery, a provocative blend of urban erotica, memoir, and biting corporate satire. At the center is Euftis Emery—a senior IT data modeler by day, meticulous architect of taboo relationships by night—who treats intimacy, power, and desire with the same cold precision he applies to data models and travel policies. From cubicles and pivot tables to hired lovers, voyeurism, and meticulously engineered “business trips,” this episode explores how Emery frames sex, relationships, and even family boundaries as logistical systems to be optimized. No romance. No redemption arcs. Just contracts, incentives, and brutal honesty. We discuss: The double life of corporate professionalism vs. private transgression Outsourcing intimacy and the infamous “side-dick application process” Voyeurism, power dynamics, and transactional relationships Corporate hypocrisy vs. explicit underground contracts The limits of optimization when emotional intimacy enters the equation This isn’t about endorsement—it’s about examination. Final question for you, the listener:What invisible contracts are you quietly maintaining in your own life—and who are they really serving? 🎧 Listen, think, and decide for yourself. #romance #romancebooks #black #urban Social Media Amazon : https://amzn.to/4mtKABGGoodreads : https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1154532.Euftis_EmeryInstagram : https://www.instagram.com/euftis/Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0V20AxL2BcIQFLVxAVBk11X : https://x.com/Euftis

    21 min
  2. Tongo - Simulator for Galactic Expansion #startrek #startrekdeepspacenine #startrekvoyager

    FEB 2

    Tongo - Simulator for Galactic Expansion #startrek #startrekdeepspacenine #startrekvoyager

    eBook: https://tinyurl.com/5cj26xms Hard Cover: https://tinyurl.com/mrkf26xt Paperback: https://tinyurl.com/4zswtvhj BuyMeACoffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/euftis At the center of this episode is Tongo—not as a gambling game, but as a Ferengi training simulator for galactic expansion. Tongo models four core strategic actions: Acquire (Symbiotic Mutualism) Retreat (Symbiotic Commensalism) Confront (Symbiotic Parasitism) Evade (Cryptic Opportunism) Each move mirrors how Ferengi operate in real galactic economies—forming alliances, exploiting neutral ground, bleeding weakened systems, or disappearing into the market itself. Evade, in particular, reveals the Ferengi’s most dangerous insight: Power is strongest when it cannot be sanctioned. Through shell corporations, proxy traders, hidden stakes, and economic camouflage, Ferengi influence becomes everywhere—and accountable nowhere. ABOUT THE BOOK The Ferengi – Masters of Profit is not a recap or trivia guide.It is a work of extrapolation—extending what we glimpse on screen into a coherent portrait of Ferengi biology, history, society, and strategy. Audiobook available on Audiobooks.com, Everand, Kobo, B&N Audiobooks, Spotify, TuneIn, bibliotheca, and OverDrive Print & eBook editions available on Amazon, Apple Books, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, and Google Books #audiobook #audiobooksonline #audiobooks #scifi #sciencefiction Social Media Amazon : https://amzn.to/4mtKABG Goodreads : https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1154532.Euftis_Emery Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/euftis/ Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0V20AxL2BcIQFLVxAVBk11 X : https://x.com/Euftis

    17 min
  3. Borg vs Ka'thara #startrek #startrekdeepspacenine #startrekvoyager

    JAN 28

    Borg vs Ka'thara #startrek #startrekdeepspacenine #startrekvoyager

    AudioBook: https://tinyurl.com/4h4cv2cf eBook: https://tinyurl.com/4m2tfkem Hard Cover: https://tinyurl.com/375k8ajc Paperback: https://tinyurl.com/ewbyvw85 STAR TREK © and its trademarks (including Picard, Strange New Worlds, Lower Decks, Enterprise, Voyager, Deep Space Nine, Discovery and The Next Generation) are all owned by © Paramount Global Pictures/CBS Studios Inc. and distributed by CBS and Paramount Plus. This book is for technical extrapolation with commentary. What happens when the Borg encounter an enemy they can’t adapt to? In this episode, we extend the Federation vs. Delta Quadrant Void analysis and tackle a matchup a viewer asked for: Ka’tharan infantry versus Borg drones and mixed Starfleet crews. Building on pre-Kurtzman Star Trek canon and the Voyager “Void” context, this breakdown examines head-to-head, small-unit combat—corridors, stations, boarding actions—where doctrine matters more than fleet size. You’ll see why Ka’tharan weapons aren’t designed to overpower enemies… They’re designed to erase the conditions that make combat possible. Topics covered: Ka’tharan Resonance Blades, Void Rifles, Entanglement Disruptors, Phase Hooks, and Null Grenades Mixed Starfleet crews (Human, Vulcan, Andorian, Betazoid) vs Ka’tharan specialists Borg adaptation limits when faced with silence, phase denial, and coherence collapse Void-Walkers vs Borg drones: why adaptation fails without signal Null-Casters as battlespace denial weapons—not soldiers Why precision defeats persistence in localized engagements This is not a “who hits harder” analysis.It’s a study of systems vs conditions, unity vs denial, and why some civilizations don’t fight wars—they end them before they begin. If you enjoy deep-lore, military doctrine, and speculative Star Trek analysis grounded in classic canon, this one goes straight into the dark. “Energy can be resisted. Silence cannot.” Inspired by viewer feedback—thanks for the push to explore Borg vs Ka’thara matchups. #startrekreview #audiobook #audiobooksonline #audiobooks Other Ka'thara Episodes: Comparative Military Abilities: Federation vs Delta Quadrant Void Aliens: https://youtu.be/Zga9MDz0Vwc Borg as an Existential Force: https://youtu.be/mMvG2C5Kf4E Social Media Amazon : https://amzn.to/4mtKABG Goodreads : https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1154532.Euftis_Emery Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/euftis/ Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0V20AxL2BcIQFLVxAVBk11 X : https://x.com/Euftis

    54 min
  4. Comparative Military Abilities: Federation vs Delta Quadrant Void Aliens #startrekvoyager

    JAN 14

    Comparative Military Abilities: Federation vs Delta Quadrant Void Aliens #startrekvoyager

    Audiobook: https://tinyurl.com/4h4cv2cf eBook: https://tinyurl.com/4h4cv2cf Hard Cover: https://tinyurl.com/ybcf8azu Paperback: https://tinyurl.com/3unst4rz What happens when the United Federation of Planets encounters a civilization shaped not by abundance—but by silence, scarcity, and survival in the Void? In this episode, we present a formal strategic analysis comparing two radically different galactic powers: • The Federation, forged in the crowded Alpha Quadrant, built on exploration, alliance, and industrial strength• The Ka’tharan Void Civilization, born in the Delta Quadrant’s starless abyss, guided by concealment, conservation, and preservation warfareDrawing inspiration from Star Trek: Voyager – “Night”, this deep-dive examines how philosophy shapes military doctrine, technology, logistics, and psychological warfare. Topics Covered: • Ka’tharan doctrine: Avoidance as victory and the sanctity of silence • Federation doctrine: diplomacy, mission command, and alliance-centric power • Stealth vs detection • Attrition vs conservation • Rigidity vs improvisation • Psychological warfare and asymmetric conflict • Three conflict scenarios: – Federation intrusion into the Ka’tharan Void – Ka’tharan incursions into Federation space – Sustained large-scale war and strategic stalemate • Why neither side can truly “win” • The most likely outcome: détente, symbiosis… or enforced philosophical realignment This is not a battle breakdown—it’s a strategic thought experiment exploring how civilizations shaped by radically different existential pressures collide, adapt, or transform one another. #startrekdeepspacenine #deepspacenine #startrek #scifi #sciencefiction Social Media Amazon : https://amzn.to/4mtKABG Goodreads : https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1154532.Euftis_Emery Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/euftis/ Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0V20AxL2BcIQFLVxAVBk11 X : https://x.com/Euftis

    23 min
  5. Was Thomas Riker Section 31? #deepspacenine #startrekdeepspacenine #startrek

    JAN 3

    Was Thomas Riker Section 31? #deepspacenine #startrekdeepspacenine #startrek

    ads: eBook: https://amzn.to/3NsDEbG Hard Cover: https://amzn.to/4q3a3UH Paperback: https://amzn.to/3LsOTQT BuyMeACoffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/euftis What if the most dangerous episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine wasn’t about a stolen ship—but about a covert war already in motion? In this cinematic intelligence narrative, Defiant (Season 3, Episode 9) is re-examined through the lens of Section 31, the Obsidian Order, and the Tal Shiar—revealing a hidden operation designed to expose a secret alliance and draw the Dominion’s gaze without ever implicating the Federation.From Ishen Krol’s first breadcrumb, to Thomas Riker’s theft of the Defiant, to the unseen hand of Luther Sloan, this video reframes canon events as part of Operation Shadow Veil—a calculated maneuver where every faction believes it is in control… except the one truly pulling the strings. At the center stands Benjamin Sisko—a captain who uncovers the truth without ever knowing he is acting precisely as Section 31 intended. This is not fan theory.This is covert extrapolation—grounded in canon, expanded through intelligence logic, and framed as a classified after-action report.Vacuum created. Shadows filled. The game continues. A Section 31 Scenario inspired by “Defiant”Espionage • Political manipulation • Dominion-era covert warfare Federation innocence maintained #audiobook #scifi #sciencefiction Social Media Amazon : https://amzn.to/4mtKABG Goodreads : https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1154532.Euftis_Emery Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/euftis/ Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0V20AxL2BcIQFLVxAVBk11 X : https://x.com/Euftis

    31 min
  6. The Ferengi - Masters of Profit #deepspacenine #startrekdeepspacenine #startrek

    SEASON 1, EPISODE 32 TRAILER

    The Ferengi - Masters of Profit #deepspacenine #startrekdeepspacenine #startrek

    #ads Audiobook: https://open.spotify.com/show/1vjOc6a7tRyy3uKlTW5kvX? si=dcb264f0516b4808 eBook: https://amzn.to/491ATFM Hard Cover: https://amzn.to/3KIiG7Z Paperback: https://amzn.to/44unhkO Buy Me a Coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/euftis Are the Ferengi the most dominant power in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants?Yes—you heard that correctly. I did not stutter. In the next episode of the Fluid Dynamics Podcast, I take the Ferengi seriously—not as comic relief, not as villains, but as one of the most influential forces in galactic history. While the Federation champions ideals, Klingons chase honor through battle, and Romulans thrive in secrecy, the Ferengi wield something far more enduring than fleets or armies: profit. Born on the rain-soaked world of Ferenginar, the Ferengi turned survival into strategy, greed into creed, and commerce into empire. What began in Star Trek: The Next Generation as exaggerated caricature evolved—especially through Deep Space Nine—into one of the franchise’s most sophisticated cultural studies. The Ferengi became a mirror of our own economic obsessions, a satire of unchecked capitalism, and a masterclass in adaptation. This full episode will explore: Ferenginar’s ecology and its influence on Ferengi biology Physiological traits that made them resistant to telepaths The Rules of Acquisition as both scripture and strategy Commerce as intelligence, expansion, and quiet domination Ferengi trade networks as a symbiotic—sometimes parasitic—galactic web Why every major power, from Klingons to Romulans to Section 31, must reckon with Ferengi influence From Grand Nagus Zek’s memos to Federation threat assessments, this episode argues one unsettling truth:Borders can be defended. Fleets can be destroyed. But commerce seeps through every crack. To understand the Ferengi is to understand the circulatory system of the galaxy itself. Subscribe and join me as I explore this theory in depth. Watch now: Section 31’s Influence on Deep Space Nine – The Adversary, where I break down hidden Section 31 involvement and my theory that Michael Eddington was an undercover operative. Watch here: https://youtu.be/N-KcsYSRXXw The book expanding on every DS9 episode with hidden Section 31 influence—alongside the Section 31 novels—is available now.Social Media Amazon : https://amzn.to/4mtKABG Goodreads : https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1154532.Euftis_Emery Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/euftis/ Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0V20AxL2BcIQFLVxAVBk11 X : https://x.com/Euftis #audiobooks #audiobooksonline #sciencefiction #scifi

    5 min
  7. Section 31 Influence on Deep Space Nine - The Adversary #startrekdeepspacenine #startrek #audiobook

    11/29/2025

    Section 31 Influence on Deep Space Nine - The Adversary #startrekdeepspacenine #startrek #audiobook

    #ads eBook : https://amzn.to/3XXXeyA Hard Cover (color) : https://amzn.to/4pC3zLU Paperback (color) : https://amzn.to/3Mg9d89Buy me a coffee : https://buymeacoffee.com/euftis STAR TREK © and its trademarks (including Picard, Strange New Worlds, Lower Decks, Enterprise, Voyager, Deep Space Nine, Discovery and The Next Generation) are all owned by © Paramount Global Pictures/CBS Studios Inc. and distributed by CBS and Paramount Plus. This book is for technical extrapolation with commentary. Speculating that Commander Michael Eddington was a Section 31 operative radically recontextualizes his entire character arc—from loyal Starfleet security officer, to traitorous Maquis leader, to tragic martyr. While canon paints him as a disillusioned idealist who turned against Starfleet for moral reasons, a Section 31 framing suggests something darker, deeper, and far more orchestrated. Social Media Amazon : https://amzn.to/4mtKABG Goodreads : https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1154532.Euftis_Emery Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/euftis/ Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0V20AxL2BcIQFLVxAVBk11 X : https://x.com/Euftis #scifi #sciencefiction #scifishort

    28 min
  8. Churchills Cigar Bar Grosse Point, Michigan #cigarsociety #cigarstyle #cigarsmoker

    11/26/2025

    Churchills Cigar Bar Grosse Point, Michigan #cigarsociety #cigarstyle #cigarsmoker

    #ad Buy me a coffee : https://buymeacoffee.com/euftis Our roots began as a small family-owned tobacco shop in downtown Birmingham, MI. Today, we strive to give our customers that same individualized service. Churchill’s is a home away from home, and we treat you like family. Since first opening our first Cigar Bar in West Bloomfield (2010), we have added two full-service restaurants in Birmingham (2012) and Grosse Pointe Woods (2016). Churchill’s has become a popular dining spot known for its excellent food, outstanding service, and comprehensive bar featuring a large selection of premium and rare spirits. We have one of the most extensive humidors in the area, featuring many rare and hard-to-find cigars as well as cigars for any budget. Churchill’s offers a unique dining experience with its stylish décor and welcoming ambiance that only exists in a few places worldwide. Visit any of our three locations for an experience you won’t soon forget. We can’t wait for you to visit and begin our long-lasting friendship. Social Media Amazon : https://amzn.to/4mtKABG Goodreads : https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1154532.Euftis_Emery Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/euftis/ Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/0V20AxL2BcIQFLVxAVBk11 X : https://x.com/Euftis #cigarbar #cigarsocialclub #cigarsnob #cigarsandwhiskey

    12 min
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Step into the worlds of Euftis Emery, where intimacy meets imagination. This audiobook podcast blends seductive storytelling, psychological depth, and cinematic world-building—from fiery, forbidden encounters to star-spanning adventures across the edge of the unknown. Genres: Erotic Drama • Sci-Fi Noir • Afrofuturism • Psychological Romance • Speculative Fiction Created and narrated by Euftis Emery — for listeners who crave both heat and depth, where every story is a universe of its own.

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  • Creator
    Euftis Emery
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    40
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Euftis Emery
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