If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast

Samantha Gooding
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“If You Don’t Say It, I Will” is a bold, hilarious podcast where two country-living, tattooed mamas say what everyone’s thinking—but won’t say out loud. From motherhood and marriage to farm life and whiskey-fueled wisdom, nothing’s off-limits. Saddle up!

  1. Scary Stories Gone Wrong + The Rat That Terrorized Our Studio | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 21

    OCT 31

    Scary Stories Gone Wrong + The Rat That Terrorized Our Studio | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 21

    We officially filmed our Halloween episode at night… and chaos broke loose. From haunted baby monitors and creepy stalker stories to Sam’s mom calling in with real ghost encounters — this one’s a ride. Oh, and a rat literally ran up the wall mid-recording. We screamed. We cried. We might be possessed. Then we played our new favorite game: “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” where we decide if someone’s demon-level or just toxic. This episode had everything: jump scares, bad decisions, holy water, and a whole lot of unhinged laughter. 🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts 📺 Watch full video podcast every week! Subscribe for more chaos, truth, and laughter from Sam & Aymee — the country girls who say what everyone’s thinking. 🪦 Timestamps (optional for SEO): 00:00 – Intro + Halloween chaos 04:12 – Haunted baby monitor story 14:33 – Man at the gate story 26:40 – Sam’s mom calls in with a real ghost story 36:20 – The rat incident (you have to see this 😭) 42:10 – “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” game begins 57:15 – Outro + howling laughter and chaos

    55 min
  2. The Real Ed Gein Story Was Way Darker Than Netflix Made It | Halloween Chaos & Survival Game | Ep. 20

    OCT 21

    The Real Ed Gein Story Was Way Darker Than Netflix Made It | Halloween Chaos & Survival Game | Ep. 20

    We watched Monsters: The Ed Gein Story and immediately needed therapy — and microphones. This week we break down the wildest parts of the Netflix series, the real Ed Gein story, and play the most chaotic game ever: Would You Survive a Horror Movie? Guest: Rachel (Sam’s sister, aka our chaos twin). Warning: Cackling, adult language, and dark humor ahead. 👻 New episodes every Tuesday — Happy Halloween, weirdos.

    1h 5m
  3. Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj: We Couldn’t Stay Out of It | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 19

    OCT 13

    Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj: We Couldn’t Stay Out of It | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 19

    The internet’s wildest feud just hit our microphones. This week, Sam and Aymee dive head-first into the Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj chaos — every tweet, every insult, every “she said WHAT?!” moment. From calling out momma-bear boundaries to laughing through the mess, we give our unfiltered take on the drama that broke the internet. Then, we play our most chaotic game yet — What’s in the Box? — where we blindly touch mystery items (and instantly regret it). PLUS: 💍 Aymee’s engaged! 🐾 Sam’s starting a FeetFinder (yes, really). 🏡 New ranch, new chapter, same unhinged energy. 🎧 Listen every Monday: Follow us everywhere: TikTok | Instagram | Facebook → @IfYouDontSayItIWillPodcast About the show: Two country best friends, one mic, zero filters. Real stories, wild humor, mom moments, and no topic off-limits.

    1h 6m
  4. Craziest Roommate Horror Stories & The Wildest Game Ever | If You Don’t Say It I Will Ep. 18

    SEP 29

    Craziest Roommate Horror Stories & The Wildest Game Ever | If You Don’t Say It I Will Ep. 18

    This week we dove headfirst into some of the *wildest roommate horror stories* we could find — from Craigslist chaos to a Shia LaBeouf-obsessed girl to “WTF did I just read?” Reddit confessions. 🫠 And of course… we brought back our fan-favorite game: **Put a Finger Down** (with questions that might expose way too much about us). ✨ Want YOUR story on the pod? DM us your wildest roommate or “you won’t believe this” moment and we’ll roast it live. 🎙️ If You Don’t Say It, I Will — every Monday. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode. The views are showing up… but where are the subs, y’all?

    50 min
  5. Healing, God, & Old Me vs New Me | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 17

    SEP 22

    Healing, God, & Old Me vs New Me | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 17

    In Episode 17, Sam and Aymee return from hiatus with a mix of chaos and growth. From Riley Green concert stories and signs that almost worked, to grounding with kids, therapy breakthroughs, and reconnecting with God — the girls dive into their healing era. Then it’s game time: Old Me vs New Me. They test just how “healed” they really are when faced with flirty strangers, crazy exes, and Walmart line-cutters. Spoiler: the spider monkey might still come out. 💬 What would YOUR “old me vs new me” answers be? Drop them in the comments! 📌 Don’t forget to subscribe — new episodes drop every Monday. Follow us on TikTok for daily chaos

    57 min
  6. Dating Horror Stories, Sister Chaos, and Arcade Red Flags | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 16

    AUG 19

    Dating Horror Stories, Sister Chaos, and Arcade Red Flags | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 16

    Our first-ever call-in guest did not disappoint. Sam’s sister Rachel joined us to tell the craziest dating story you’ve ever heard — it starts with a Facebook Dating match and ends with a reveal that left us all speechless. 🚩 From red flags to arcade awkwardness to the jaw-dropping finale, we break it all down and roast her (with love). Then we played Who’s More Likely To: Dating Chaos Edition and let’s just say… some of these hit too close to home. We also catch you up on life: Aymee’s rodeo flag-running chaos (and almost getting thrown on the Cowboy Channel) 🐎Sam’s healing trip + Riley Green concert plans 🎶Why Sam finally bought her first truck (Big Mama 🛻) Hit play for dating disasters, rodeo chaos, and sister drama — all raw, all unfiltered. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on Spotify, Apple, and YouTube so you don’t miss what’s next.

    1h 8m
  7. First Nights Out After Divorce: Tequila, Frenchmen & Harley Rides | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 15

    AUG 11

    First Nights Out After Divorce: Tequila, Frenchmen & Harley Rides | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 15

    Sam and Amy swap wild, unfiltered stories about their first nights out after calling it quits on nearly decade-long marriages—and let’s just say their experiences could not have been more different. From crying at Billy Bob’s to full-on revenge partying, flirting with French cowboys who don’t speak English, spontaneous Harley rides in a red dress (no shoes, no underwear), and late-night IHOP disasters, nothing’s off-limits. Plus, they close out the episode with a game of “Would She Still Be Our Friend or Blocked from the Group Chat?”—where post-divorce girl’s night behavior gets put to the ultimate test.

    50 min
  8. Parenting Fails, Poop Art, and Kids Who Lie Like Pros If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 14

    AUG 4

    Parenting Fails, Poop Art, and Kids Who Lie Like Pros If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 14

    This one’s for the tired moms, the reformed feral kids, and anyone who’s ever washed poop off a crib. In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee dive headfirst into the unfiltered chaos of parenting — from their own mom fails (some of which include literal shit art, and forgotten school pickups) to how their parenting styles stack up against the 90s beat-your-ass era. They read a submission from Aymees’s mom about what it was really like raising kids in the 90s while figuring out her sexuality, and then they end the episode with a game of “Parenting Fail or Just Bad Parenting?” — and yes, they absolutely call some of y’all out.

    47 min
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Ratings & Reviews

3.3
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4 Ratings

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“If You Don’t Say It, I Will” is a bold, hilarious podcast where two country-living, tattooed mamas say what everyone’s thinking—but won’t say out loud. From motherhood and marriage to farm life and whiskey-fueled wisdom, nothing’s off-limits. Saddle up!

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