If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast

Samantha Gooding
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“If You Don’t Say It, I Will” is a bold, hilarious podcast where two country-living, tattooed mamas say what everyone’s thinking—but won’t say out loud. From motherhood and marriage to farm life and whiskey-fueled wisdom, nothing’s off-limits. Saddle up!

  1. Why We’d Get Canceled If We Ever Got Famous | If You Don’t Say It, I Will – S2 Ep 2

    5D AGO

    Why We’d Get Canceled If We Ever Got Famous | If You Don’t Say It, I Will – S2 Ep 2

    What would happen if our podcast actually blew up? In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we spiral into everything that would absolutely destroy us if we ever became famous — cancel culture, paparazzi catching us in Adam Sandler outfits, fake brand deals we’d never survive, and why being “on” all the time sounds like a nightmare. We also play a chaotic guessing game where we describe famous people like they’re our personal friends… and somehow it makes sense. Unfiltered, unhinged, and exactly why we probably shouldn’t be famous — but still want the money. 🎧 New episodes weekly 🎙️ Hosted by Sam & Amyee

    50 min
  2. We Took a Break, Life Went Wild, Then We Did a Rap Battle | Season 2 Ep. 1

    JAN 5

    We Took a Break, Life Went Wild, Then We Did a Rap Battle | Season 2 Ep. 1

    We took a break, life happened, and somehow things got even wilder. In this Season 2 premiere, we’re catching you up on everything: – Buying land and moving into a camper – Surgery, healing, and getting our energy back – Marriage, growth, and figuring shit out in real time – And… a rap battle that probably should’ve stayed off the internet Same shed. Same chaos. Same zero filter conversations — just a new season and a lot more stories to tell. 🎧 New episodes every Monday 📲 Follow us on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook & YouTube 💬 Drop a comment and tell us where you’re listening from

    47 min
  3. Scary Stories Gone Wrong + The Rat That Terrorized Our Studio | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 21

    10/31/2025

    Scary Stories Gone Wrong + The Rat That Terrorized Our Studio | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 21

    We officially filmed our Halloween episode at night… and chaos broke loose. From haunted baby monitors and creepy stalker stories to Sam’s mom calling in with real ghost encounters — this one’s a ride. Oh, and a rat literally ran up the wall mid-recording. We screamed. We cried. We might be possessed. Then we played our new favorite game: “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” where we decide if someone’s demon-level or just toxic. This episode had everything: jump scares, bad decisions, holy water, and a whole lot of unhinged laughter. 🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts 📺 Watch full video podcast every week! Subscribe for more chaos, truth, and laughter from Sam & Aymee — the country girls who say what everyone’s thinking. 🪦 Timestamps (optional for SEO): 00:00 – Intro + Halloween chaos 04:12 – Haunted baby monitor story 14:33 – Man at the gate story 26:40 – Sam’s mom calls in with a real ghost story 36:20 – The rat incident (you have to see this 😭) 42:10 – “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” game begins 57:15 – Outro + howling laughter and chaos

    55 min
  4. The Real Ed Gein Story Was Way Darker Than Netflix Made It | Halloween Chaos & Survival Game | Ep. 20

    10/21/2025

    The Real Ed Gein Story Was Way Darker Than Netflix Made It | Halloween Chaos & Survival Game | Ep. 20

    We watched Monsters: The Ed Gein Story and immediately needed therapy — and microphones. This week we break down the wildest parts of the Netflix series, the real Ed Gein story, and play the most chaotic game ever: Would You Survive a Horror Movie? Guest: Rachel (Sam’s sister, aka our chaos twin). Warning: Cackling, adult language, and dark humor ahead. 👻 New episodes every Tuesday — Happy Halloween, weirdos.

    1h 5m
  5. Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj: We Couldn’t Stay Out of It | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 19

    10/13/2025

    Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj: We Couldn’t Stay Out of It | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 19

    The internet’s wildest feud just hit our microphones. This week, Sam and Aymee dive head-first into the Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj chaos — every tweet, every insult, every “she said WHAT?!” moment. From calling out momma-bear boundaries to laughing through the mess, we give our unfiltered take on the drama that broke the internet. Then, we play our most chaotic game yet — What’s in the Box? — where we blindly touch mystery items (and instantly regret it). PLUS: 💍 Aymee’s engaged! 🐾 Sam’s starting a FeetFinder (yes, really). 🏡 New ranch, new chapter, same unhinged energy. 🎧 Listen every Monday: Follow us everywhere: TikTok | Instagram | Facebook → @IfYouDontSayItIWillPodcast About the show: Two country best friends, one mic, zero filters. Real stories, wild humor, mom moments, and no topic off-limits.

    1h 6m
  6. Craziest Roommate Horror Stories & The Wildest Game Ever | If You Don’t Say It I Will Ep. 18

    09/29/2025

    Craziest Roommate Horror Stories & The Wildest Game Ever | If You Don’t Say It I Will Ep. 18

    This week we dove headfirst into some of the *wildest roommate horror stories* we could find — from Craigslist chaos to a Shia LaBeouf-obsessed girl to “WTF did I just read?” Reddit confessions. 🫠 And of course… we brought back our fan-favorite game: **Put a Finger Down** (with questions that might expose way too much about us). ✨ Want YOUR story on the pod? DM us your wildest roommate or “you won’t believe this” moment and we’ll roast it live. 🎙️ If You Don’t Say It, I Will — every Monday. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode. The views are showing up… but where are the subs, y’all?

    50 min
  7. Healing, God, & Old Me vs New Me | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 17

    09/22/2025

    Healing, God, & Old Me vs New Me | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 17

    In Episode 17, Sam and Aymee return from hiatus with a mix of chaos and growth. From Riley Green concert stories and signs that almost worked, to grounding with kids, therapy breakthroughs, and reconnecting with God — the girls dive into their healing era. Then it’s game time: Old Me vs New Me. They test just how “healed” they really are when faced with flirty strangers, crazy exes, and Walmart line-cutters. Spoiler: the spider monkey might still come out. 💬 What would YOUR “old me vs new me” answers be? Drop them in the comments! 📌 Don’t forget to subscribe — new episodes drop every Monday. Follow us on TikTok for daily chaos

    57 min
  8. Dating Horror Stories, Sister Chaos, and Arcade Red Flags | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 16

    08/19/2025

    Dating Horror Stories, Sister Chaos, and Arcade Red Flags | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 16

    Our first-ever call-in guest did not disappoint. Sam’s sister Rachel joined us to tell the craziest dating story you’ve ever heard — it starts with a Facebook Dating match and ends with a reveal that left us all speechless. 🚩 From red flags to arcade awkwardness to the jaw-dropping finale, we break it all down and roast her (with love). Then we played Who’s More Likely To: Dating Chaos Edition and let’s just say… some of these hit too close to home. We also catch you up on life: Aymee’s rodeo flag-running chaos (and almost getting thrown on the Cowboy Channel) 🐎Sam’s healing trip + Riley Green concert plans 🎶Why Sam finally bought her first truck (Big Mama 🛻) Hit play for dating disasters, rodeo chaos, and sister drama — all raw, all unfiltered. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on Spotify, Apple, and YouTube so you don’t miss what’s next.

    1h 8m
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Ratings & Reviews

3.3
out of 5
4 Ratings

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“If You Don’t Say It, I Will” is a bold, hilarious podcast where two country-living, tattooed mamas say what everyone’s thinking—but won’t say out loud. From motherhood and marriage to farm life and whiskey-fueled wisdom, nothing’s off-limits. Saddle up!

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