Perfect Face Productions

Aaron Fryc and Greg Rogers
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It all began with an idea; a simple but exciting concept born from the shared talents of two old friends who found themselves separated by miles yet united by creativity and a passion for storytelling. They wondered, could their combined skills be transformed into something fun and engaging that people would not only listen to but also enjoy? The answer to that question is still unfolding, but that’s where you come in. Your presence here tells us you're seeking something fresh, something off the beaten path, and for that, we’re immensely grateful. Enjoy!

  1. Sep 11

    Work Wonders: A Stone Cold Waiting Game - Episode 3

    Welcome back to another edition of Work Wonders, the podcast where we shine a bright spotlight on the unsung heroes who keep America’s infrastructure, history, and daily life moving behind the scenes. In this extra-special episode, guest host Chad “The Larynx” Stevens steps behind the microphone to bring you an unforgettable conversation with a living landmark of Washington, D.C.: Mr. Cyrus "Cy" Butterfield. For seven full decades, Cy has been the steady hand keeping the marble gleaming at one of the nation's most iconic sites—the Lincoln Memorial. If you’ve ever walked up those grand stone steps, stood beneath the towering columns, or gazed up at Abraham Lincoln’s majestic 19-foot seated statue, odds are you’ve admired Cy’s handiwork without ever knowing his name. In this deep dive, Cy takes us far beyond the typical tourist brochures. He shares what it truly takes to care for a national monument through changing eras, political shifts, harsh Washington weather, and millions of annual visitors. From mastering the delicate science of column polishing to tackling endless step-scrubbing, Cy has seen and cleaned it all. However, even a master with seventy years on the job meets his match. Cy opens up about the one monumental challenge that has eluded his cleaning kit for decades: the almost impossible-to-reach, perpetually dusty lap of the 19-foot statue itself. You’ll laugh out loud as he details his inventive (and often absurd) strategies for tackling high-altitude marble dust without breaking park regulations or falling off a ladder.

    Work Wonders: A Stone Cold Waiting Game - Episode 3

  2. Aug 26

    The Flamingo Caper

    What’s worse than a hitman trying to assassinate you? A hitman who treats his job like an upscale mixology tutorial. In this caper, Detective Victor Graves and his perpetually panicked shadow, Eddie "Slick" Marino, leave the dive-bar confusion behind and step into the sultry shadows of a fancy eatery. Word on the street is that the infamous Flamingo has surfaced, and he's not packing singing lawn ornaments. He's packing custom cufflinks, a tailored apron, and a special gift for our mismatched duo designed to turn a relaxing evening into a permanent blackout. Join us for a masterclass in hard-boiled cynicism as Graves matches wits and witticisms with a killer who loves a good monologue just a little too much. Can Graves outsmart a villain who thinks murder is high art? Or will Eddie's anxiety finally reach terminal velocity? Grab a glass, watch your ice, and dive into the neon-lit underbelly of the city right now.

    The Flamingo Caper

  3. Jul 5

    Varmint Vamoosers: The Gila Goliath-Episode 1

    Dust off your boots and hide your poultry, folks! The premier episode of The Varmint Vamoosers is officially live, and things are getting incredibly messy out on the frontier. When Braxton Hicks (our self-appointed Chief Executive Exterminator) and his cousin Dingus (Lead Field Technician, Bait, and Sandwich Enthusiast) launch their brand-new, highly questionable pest control enterprise, they think they're ready for anything. They ain't!  Their very first contract takes them to the O'Malley Ranch, where what should have been a routine "lizard in the pantry" call quickly devolves into a high-stakes tactical retreat.  Will the boys collect their five dollars American? Will Dingus ever recover from a backside full of buckshot? You’re gonna have to listen to Varmint Vamoosers right now to find out!

    Varmint Vamoosers: The Gila Goliath-Episode 1

  4. Jun 3

    Witless Wanderers: Roswell and Area 51 - Episode 4

    Are we truly alone? Or is the government just better at hiding the paperwork?In this episode of Witless Wanderers, we follow Fred and Rodney, the world’s most enthusiastic, albeit directionally challenged, historical investigators, as they attempt to infiltrate the most classified facility on Earth: Area 51. Armed with lukewarm soda, high-grade tin foil, and a complete disregard for the concept of "restricted access," our heroes embark on a quest to expose the truth. From confusing a rural water treatment plant for a top-secret research lab to a tactical encounter with local law enforcement, Fred and Rodney prove that when it comes to history, the truth isn't just out there—it's usually in the wrong place entirely.Listen to the episode below as our duo learns that sometimes, the most historical move you can make is knowing when to drive away.

    Witless Wanderers: Roswell and Area 51 - Episode 4

  5. May 2

    Legends & Oddities: Animal Hair Hoarder - Episode 3

    Buckle up, KZUP listeners, and you might want to grab a heavy-duty antihistamine for this one. On this episode of Legends and Oddities, our host, Stanley O’Brady welcomes a man who has redefined the meaning of "shedding season." Meet Bart Smythe, whose home has become a sprawling, vacuum-sealed monument to the animal kingdom. Bart isn't just a hoarder; he is a self-appointed historian of hair. With over 93,000 bags meticulously filed, labeled, and stacked to the rafters, Bart’s collection ranges from rare alpaca dreadlocks to his prized five-gallon bucket of bison mane known affectionately as "Big Bertha." Bart needs some serious help and he may or may not be in the right place for a high-stakes family intervention! Warning: This episode may cause phantom itching. KZUP is not responsible for any sudden urges to vacuum your living room or avoid local grooming salons.

    Legends & Oddities: Animal Hair Hoarder - Episode 3

  6. Mar 9

    Work Wonders: White House Zipper - Episode 2

    In this episode of Work Wonders, we shine a spotlight on a man whose daily grind quietly supports some of the most iconic places in America—whether anyone notices or not. Meet Dale Mumford, lead installer for Secure‑Tie Technologies and the unassuming force behind the Titan‑Grip 5000 zip tie. While host Alex Kurtz arrives with his trademark enthusiasm and a flair for turning every job into a heroic saga, Dale brings a refreshingly grounded perspective: he’s just a guy trying not to drop a bag of zip ties into the hedges outside the White House.  If you’ve ever wondered who keeps history from wobbling, who prevents chaos from dangling overhead, or who makes sure the fence looks “aesthetic,” this is your episode. Buckle in for a celebration of simple tools, steady hands, and the workers who quietly hold the world together. Along the way, Alex’s dramatic interpretations collide with Dale’s matter‑of‑fact honesty, creating a perfect blend of comedy, curiosity, and appreciation for the people who keep things running—one zip tie at a time.

    Work Wonders: White House Zipper - Episode 2

  7. Feb 28

    The Stolen Unmentionables Caper

    The city has a million stories, but this one really comes out in the wash. In the rain-slicked streets of the big city, Detective Victor Graves has seen it all: the grifters, the gumshoes, and the grand larcenists. But he’s never seen a crime wave quite as... intimate as this. Someone is stripping the city’s clotheslines bare, leaving behind nothing but empty pegs and a lot of very cold, very indignant citizens. When Eddie “Slick” Marino, an informant who’s about as reliable as a chocolate umbrella, stumbles onto a mechanical clue, Graves realizes this isn’t just a simple case of a neighborhood kleptomaniac. Join Vic and Eddie as they navigate a world of high-stakes textiles, industrial-grade lavender scent, and the most dangerous spin cycle in criminal history. It’s a story of love, loss, and the lengths one man will go to avoid doing his own laundry.  Listen now to “The Stolen Unmentionables Caper" and find out if Graves can pin down the culprit before the city runs out of elastic.

    The Stolen Unmentionables Caper

  8. Jan 27

    Witless Wanderers: South Dakota - Episode 3

    Fred and Rodney are back—and this time, South Dakota doesn’t stand a chance. Join our intrepid pair as they take a journey full of laughter, questionable facts, genuine wonder, and the kind of heartfelt friendship that can only be forged while arguing about the historical significance of a pinecone. Buckle up! History has never been this delightfully off‑kilter. Join our overly confident history duo as they road‑trip through some of the state’s most iconic and occasionally corn-covered destinations. From the crunchy grandeur of the Corn Palace to the rugged beauty of the Badlands, from the presidential stone stares of Mount Rushmore to the powerful, still-evolving tribute of the Crazy Horse Memorial, Fred and Rodney stumble, bicker, and marvel their way across the Black Hills. Along the way, they encounter unpredictable weather, reverent gift shops, and more plaques than Rodney can emotionally process. A misguided adventure awaits!

    Witless Wanderers: South Dakota - Episode 3
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About

It all began with an idea; a simple but exciting concept born from the shared talents of two old friends who found themselves separated by miles yet united by creativity and a passion for storytelling. They wondered, could their combined skills be transformed into something fun and engaging that people would not only listen to but also enjoy? The answer to that question is still unfolding, but that’s where you come in. Your presence here tells us you're seeking something fresh, something off the beaten path, and for that, we’re immensely grateful. Enjoy!

Information

  • Creator
    Aaron Fryc and Greg Rogers
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Aaron Fryc and Greg Rogers
  • Show Website
    Perfect Face Productions