Adulthood Pending

ADHP
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🔋 Running on 30%. Still showing up. 🎓 ADHP: Adulthood Pending is a comedy show hosted by Zaga and Nick, now operating inside ADHP University. Every week, Professor Zaga and Professor Nick turn absurdly specific parts of adulthood into completely unnecessary college courses taught with far too much confidence. Expect real stories, ridiculous lessons, faculty arguments, questionable theories, bad advice, and two professors who are still very much Adulthood Pending. 📚 New episodes Saturdays. 🎓 The 30%ers are the Student Body. 🔋 Running on 30%. Still showing up.

  1. 3d ago

    The Teachers' Lounge: New York Comic Con Broke Us | Part 3 | ADHP S2E17

    🗳️ VOTE FOR ZAGA — TOP HOST 2026https://tophost.org/2026/anthony-arzaga Short Story Long...... How do you finish a completely reasonable vacation? Apparently by going to New York Comic Con, spending too much money on mystery boxes, eating a milkshake with an entire slice of cake on top, getting yelled at in a bagel shop, witnessing absolute chaos at Jollibee and limping through New York City until your body finally gives up. Professor Zaga and Professor Nick are back in the Teachers’ Lounge for the final chapter of Nick’s trip. After surviving Salem and Nick’s first day in New York City, we finally hit one of the biggest reasons for the trip: New York Comic Con. And by this point, everybody is exhausted. Three episodes. Salem. New York City. Comic-Con. Approximately 30+ miles of walking. Way too much food. And somehow everybody survived. The biggest takeaway from this entire trip? Live in the moment. Order the steak.Order the ridiculous milkshake.Take the trip.See your people. Because six years is way too long to wait. Next week, class is officially back in session. Welcome to ADHP University. RUNNING ON 30%. STILL SHOWING UP. 🗳️ VOTE FOR ZAGA — TOP HOST 2026https://tophost.org/2026/anthony-arzaga 🎙️ ADHP: Adulthood Pending📺 YouTube: @ADHPSHOW📲 Instagram: @ADHPSHOW🎮 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/profzaga💬 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/guMbYn3jjp🛒 Merch: https://adulthoodpending-shop.fourthwall.com/ Want to be a guest on ADHP? Apply here:https://forms.gle/nzSbNCTpFwLRBaoXA CHAPTERS 00:00 The Final Stretch of Nick’s Vacation02:00 It’s New York Comic Con Day05:00 Nick’s First NYCC Experience07:00 Wrestling Legends at Comic-Con09:00 Nick Meets the Voice of Gambit11:00 Zaga Spends Too Much on Mystery Boxes15:00 The Marvel Mystery Box19:00 The Halloween Box Actually Wins21:00 The Best Cosplays at NYCC23:00 Deadpool Arrives in a Tiny Honda Odyssey24:00 Filipino Representation at Comic-Con25:00 Our Bodies Officially Give Up27:00 The New York Diner Search29:00 These Milkshakes Were a Terrible Idea31:00 Nick Accepts the Food Challenge33:00 The Food Coma Hits35:00 Central Park in the Rain37:00 The Most New York Breakfast Possible39:00 Tim Hortons Betrays Us40:00 Zaga Takes Nick to Jollibee42:00 Jollibee Turns Into Complete Chaos45:00 The Mystery Train Passenger47:00 Was the Trip Worth It?48:00 Live in the Moment49:00 Class Returns Next Week #AdulthoodPending #NewYorkComicCon #ComedyPodcast #ADHPUniversity #NewYorkCity

  2. Oct 24

    The Teachers' Lounge: Nick's First Day in NYC Was Chaos | Part 2 | ADHP S2E16

    🗳️ VOTE FOR ZAGA — TOP HOST 2026https://tophost.org/2026/anthony-arzaga Short Story Long...... What happens after you survive Salem in October? Apparently you fake a marriage proposal, scream karaoke on the ride home, sleep for a few hours and immediately drag everybody to New York City. Professor Zaga and Professor Nick are still in the Teachers’ Lounge for Part 2 of Nick’s trip to New England, picking up exactly where Episode 15 ended. Nick and Juliana have finally emerged from their suspiciously successful Salem “date,” Copper has apparently decided subtlety is beneath him, and Zaga still has one last piece of unfinished business before everybody leaves Salem. Then the trip moves to New York. For Nick, it’s his first time experiencing New York City in person, which means Grand Central, Times Square, New York pizza, the World Trade Center memorial, the Statue of Liberty, the Brooklyn Bridge, McSorley’s, rooftop dining and approximately enough walking to destroy what little energy the faculty had left. Next week, we wrap up the vacation story before class officially goes back into session. Welcome to ADHP University. RUNNING ON 30%. STILL SHOWING UP. 🎙️ ADHP: Adulthood Pending📺 YouTube: @ADHPSHOW📲 Instagram: @ADHPSHOW🎮 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/profzaga💬 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/guMbYn3jjp🛒 Merch: https://adulthoodpending-shop.fourthwall.com/ Want to be a guest on ADHP? Apply here:https://forms.gle/nzSbNCTpFwLRBaoXA CHAPTERS 00:00 Nick Is Already Done With Part 202:00 Picking Up Right Where Salem Left Off03:00 Nick & Juliana Walk Out Arm in Arm05:00 Nick Somehow Lost His Shirt07:00 The Secret Ring Problem09:00 Nick Proposes to Dr. Copper12:00 Goodbye Salem, Hello Car Karaoke14:00 Nick Meets the Faculty in Real Life15:00 Nick Sees New York City for the First Time18:00 Our New York Pizza Plan Immediately Fails20:00 Visiting the World Trade Center Memorial21:00 The Charging Bull Has Two Types of Tourists23:00 Statue of Liberty & Battery Park24:00 We Walk Into a TV Shoot25:00 McSorley’s Has No Guinness27:00 We Finally Get to the Hotel29:00 Wandering Through Times Square31:00 The $62 Steak That Made Nick Emotional34:00 Rockefeller Center & St. Patrick’s Cathedral35:00 Part 3 Is Going to Be a Problem #AdulthoodPending #NewYorkCity #ComedyPodcast #ADHPUniversity #SalemMassachusetts 🎵 MUSIC IN THIS VIDEO: Song: Do You Believe in MagicArtist: The Lovin' SpoonfulAlbum: Do You Believe in Magic (1965)Writer/Composer: John SebastianLabel: Kama Sutra Records / Buddah Records (Sony Music Entertainment)Publishing: Trio Music Company / Alley Music Corp. (BMG Rights Management) Song: Never Gonna Give You UpArtist: Rick AstleyAlbum: Whenever You Need Somebody (1987)Writers: Mike Stock, Matt Aitken, Pete WatermanLabel: RCA Records / PWL Song: Sk8er BoiArtist: Avril LavigneAlbum: Let Go (2002)Writers: Avril Lavigne / The MatrixLabel: Arista Records Song: I Found a WayArtist: Drake BellAlbum: Telegraph (2005)Writers: Drake Bell / Michael CorcoranLabel: Backhouse Records / Universal Motown Song: Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)Artist: Backstreet BoysAlbum: Backstreet’s Back (1997)Writers: Max Martin / Denniz PoPLabel: Jive Records

  3. Oct 17

    The Teachers' Lounge: Salem Had Other Plans | Part 1 | ADHP S2E15

    🗳️ VOTE FOR ZAGA — TOP HOST 2026https://tophost.org/2026/anthony-arzaga Short Story Long...... What happens when two podcast hosts finally record together in person after six years... and then immediately try to survive a trip to Salem in October? Professor Zaga and Professor Nick are finally in the same room for the first in-person ADHP episode in six years, and class is officially canceled. Welcome to the Teachers’ Lounge. Nick has made the trip from Oklahoma to New England, and what was supposed to be a carefully planned weekend quickly becomes food, friends, traffic, missed reservations, questionable decisions, relentless bullying and the beginning of a Salem story that absolutely does not fit into one episode. We get into: • Nick’s flight nearly becoming a Final Destination situation• His first night in Connecticut with Zaga and Ellie• Zaga finally getting an honest review of his cooking• Meeting Juliana in person• The group getting stuck in traffic for two hours to move four miles• Zaga turning into Ricky Bobby trying to save the Salem itinerary• Missing the Warren Museum after the parking garage fills up at the worst possible moment• Exploring Salem, Blackcraft and the Salem Witch Museum• Copper showing up with newly dyed blond/orange hair and immediately regretting it• The entire group discovering new reasons to bully Nick• Windsor’s custom LEGO versions of the faculty• Zaga becoming an unauthorized Salem paparazzo• The beer garden that finally saves everybody’s mood• Nick and Juliana accidentally getting sent on a date• Zaga and Copper spying on that date from a distance• Guinness, tomatoes and an increasingly suspicious amount of chemistry And just when the rest of the group thinks the night is winding down, Nick and Juliana finally walk out of the restaurant together. That story continues next episode. Welcome to ADHP University. RUNNING ON 30%. STILL SHOWING UP. 🗳️ VOTE FOR ZAGA — TOP HOST 2026https://tophost.org/2026/anthony-arzaga 🎙️ ADHP: Adulthood Pending📺 YouTube: @ADHPSHOW📲 Instagram: @ADHPSHOW🎮 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/profzaga💬 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/guMbYn3jjp🛒 Merch: https://adulthoodpending-shop.fourthwall.com/ Want to be a guest on ADHP? Apply here:https://forms.gle/nzSbNCTpFwLRBaoXA CHAPTERS 00:00 Nick Finally Made It to New England02:00 Class Is Canceled: Welcome to the Teachers’ Lounge03:00 Nick’s Flight Almost Became Final Destination06:00 Nick’s First Day in Connecticut12:00 Zaga Finally Gets His Cooking Reviewed16:00 Juliana Joins the Night23:00 The Salem Story Begins29:00 Two Hours of Traffic for Four Miles33:00 Salem Parking Breaks Zaga36:00 We Miss the Warren Museum38:00 Finally Exploring Salem40:00 Nick Visits Blackcraft44:00 Copper’s New Hair Was a Terrible Decision49:00 Everybody Starts Bullying Nick54:00 Zaga Becomes the Paparazzi56:00 The Salem Beer Garden Saves the Day58:00 Inside the Salem Witch Museum1:01:00 Shopping and Wandering Through Salem1:04:00 We Accidentally Put Nick on a Date1:06:00 Operation: Spy on the Date1:09:00 Guinness, Tomatoes and Dessert1:11:00 Nick and Juliana Walk Out Together... #AdulthoodPending #SalemMassachusetts #ComedyPodcast #ADHPUniversity #Salem 🎵 MUSIC IN THIS VIDEO:Song: Do You Believe in MagicArtist: The Lovin' SpoonfulAlbum: Do You Believe in Magic (1965)Writer/Composer: John SebastianLabel: Kama Sutra Records / Buddah Records (Sony Music Entertainment)Publishing: Trio Music Company / Alley Music Corp. (BMG Rights Management)

  4. Oct 3

    Full Frontal Nerdity 301: When Your Hobby Becomes Your Entire Personality

    Short Story Long......At what point does “I like this” become “apparently this is who I am now”?Professor Zaga, Professor Nick, and Dr. Copper are taking Full Frontal Nerdity 301, where the lesson is simple: how do you stop hiding the thing you love without becoming the person everybody regrets asking about it?This class gets into hyper fixations, fandoms, cosplay, ridiculously expensive collectibles, deep-dive research, conventions, tattoos, gaming, wrestling, Marvel, Warhammer, Star Wars, record collecting and the exact moment somebody probably needs to take away your credit card.We get into:• The things we absolutely cannot talk about like normal people • When a casual interest becomes a full-blown obsession • Zaga’s $600 WWE championship belt • Copper’s Titanfall 2 collector’s helmet and gaming collection • Nick’s Deadpool cosplay and Kingdom Hearts obsession • What actually makes somebody a nerd • The official nerd scale: Casual → Fan → Nerd → Full Frontal → TAKE AWAY THE CREDIT CARD • Mac Miller records and Zaga discovering another expensive hobby • The weird subjects each of us knows way too much about • Student Body answers about their own Full Frontal Nerdity Zaga also talks about seeing Filipino culture and folklore represented on the big screen, Copper gets punished for showing up late, and the faculty somehow spends an unreasonable amount of time finding new names for Dr. Copper.Welcome to ADHP University.RUNNING ON 30%. STILL SHOWING UP.🗳️ VOTE FOR ZAGA — TOP HOST 2026 https://tophost.org/2026/anthony-arzaga🎙️ ADHP: Adulthood Pending 📺 YouTube: @ADHPSHOW 📲 Instagram: @ADHPSHOW 🎮 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/profzaga 💬 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/guMbYn3jjp 🛒 Merch: https://adulthoodpending-shop.fourthwall.com/Want to be a guest on ADHP?Apply here: https://forms.gle/nzSbNCTpFwLRBaoXACHAPTERS00:00 Dr. Copper Is Already in Trouble 04:18 Welcome to Full Frontal Nerdity 301 11:57 What Has Dr. Copper Been Doing? 17:41 Zaga Gets Emotional About Filipino Representation 21:50 What Can’t You Talk About Like a Normal Person? 31:40 When Does Liking Something Become Full Frontal Nerdity? 40:52 The “Oh F**k, I’m in Deep” Moment 45:18 Our First Ridiculous Nerd Purchases 62:05 What Actually Makes Somebody a Nerd? 65:54 The Nerd Scale: Take Away the Credit Card 79:13 The Nerdy Thing Nobody Expects From You 88:37 Somehow Dr. Copper Gets Another Class Assignment 97:50 Class Dismissal Goes Completely Off the Rails#AdulthoodPending #NerdCulture #Fandom #ComedyPodcast #ADHPUniversity

    Full Frontal Nerdity 301: When Your Hobby Becomes Your Entire Personality

  5. Sep 26

    The Irish Goodbye: How to Escape the 45-Minute Goodbye | ADHP S2E13

    Your social battery hit zero. Unfortunately, somebody just said “before you go…” and now apparently you live here. ADHP University is officially in session, and our first online class is Irish Goodbye 102: how to leave a party without accidentally unlocking another 45-minute event. Professor Nick considers himself something of an Irish-goodbye surgeon. Professor Zaga has questions. Together, we're breaking down why announcing “I'm leaving” somehow restarts the entire night, the traps waiting between you and the front door, and how to disappear from a party without creating an international incident. We also somehow get into: Nick explaining why the entire point of an Irish goodbye is NOT announcing it. Coat check, “before you go…,” family guilt, partners who won't stop talking and every other obstacle standing between you and freedom. The fake-phone-call escape strategy. Why “I'm about to shit my pants” has apparently become advanced ADHP coursework. Why escaping a Filipino family goodbye requires significantly more planning. Leaving your ride behind because they ignored the agreed-upon departure time. Why “one more drink” may be the most dangerous sentence at a party. The different Irish-goodbye personalities: The Nicky, The Midwestern, The Copper Out, The Zaga, The Magician and more. Whether you can disappear from weddings, birthday dinners, work happy hours, first dates and somebody else's house. Why “I'm tired” and “I'm overstimulated” are complete explanations. And the official rules of the perfect exit: Have a plan. Don't be messy. Stop asking permission to leave. Professor Zaga. Professor Nick. One exit door. Let's see if the Student Body actually makes it out. Running on 30%. Still showing up. Follow ADHP 🎙️ Podcast: ADHP: Adulthood Pending 📺 YouTube: @ADHPSHOW 📲 Instagram: @ADHPSHOW 🎮 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/HeyZaga 💬 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/guMbYn3jjp 🛒 Merch: https://adulthoodpending-shop.fourthwall.com/ Want to be a guest on ADHP? We're looking for Season 2 guests: creators, artists, comedians, streamers, musicians, millennial survivors, Gen Z chaos agents, and anyone with a good story about trying to figure out adulthood without a manual. Apply here: https://forms.gle/nzSbNCTpFwLRBaoXA CHAPTERS 00:00 Welcome to ADHP University 01:00 Class Is Officially in Session 05:00 Irish Goodbye 102: The 45-Minute Goodbye 07:00 Rule #1: Don't Announce It 13:00 The Traps Between You and the Door 17:00 Fake Phone Calls & Escape Lies 20:00 Family Guilt 23:00 When Your Partner Won't Leave 25:00 Leaving Your Ride Behind 29:00 “One More Drink” Is a Trap 30:00 Avoiding Fresh Eye Contact 35:00 The Bathroom Trap 39:00 Dogs, Phones & Other Scapegoats 42:00 Pooing a Point 51:00 The Irish Goodbye Personalities 58:00 The Nicky, The Midwestern & The Copper Out 01:03:00 The Zaga & The Magician 01:07:00 Social Battery, Boundaries & Going Home 01:21:00 Can You Irish Goodbye THIS? 01:24:00 House Parties vs Small Gatherings 01:27:00 Work Events, Birthdays & Weddings 01:30:00 Leaving Your Ride Behind... Again 01:31:00 Can You Irish Goodbye a First Date? 01:33:00 Can the Host Irish Goodbye? 01:34:00 Pop Quiz 01:37:00 What Did We Actually Learn? 01:41:00 The Rules of the Perfect Exit 01:43:00 “I'm Tired” Is a Complete Explanation 01:46:00 Class Dismissed What's your actual exit strategy when your social battery hits zero? Are you saying goodbye like a functional adult, slowly migrating toward the door, or disappearing so completely that people question whether you were ever there? Attendance counts. Comment below. Running on 30%. Still showing up. #ADHP #ADHPUniversity #IrishGoodbye #SocialBattery #ComedyPodcast

    The Irish Goodbye: How to Escape the 45-Minute Goodbye | ADHP S2E13

  6. Sep 19

    We Started a University and Somehow We're Professors | ADHP S2E12

    Short story long... somehow we're professors now. ADHP University is officially opening its doors, which feels completely responsible considering one of us never went to college and the other dropped out twice. This week, Zaga and Nick have one last Faculty Lounge session before classes officially take over ADHP. We're figuring out exactly how an unaccredited comedy university run by adults operating at roughly 30% is supposed to work, why the 30%ers are now the Student Body, what Professor Zaga and Professor Nick are actually qualified to teach, and whether putting ADHP University on your résumé is an objectively terrible decision. Spoiler: we'll still be your references. We also somehow get into: Nick's serial-killer voicemail finally getting called out by his actual boss. Why 2000s ringback tones desperately need to return. The first ADHP University lesson: how to look like you know what you're doing when you absolutely do not. Why confidently using fake acronyms may be one of adulthood's greatest social hacks. Nick admitting he's never actually been to college. Chaz the Chaos Gremlin becoming the official school mascot. An alarming amount of Burger King and Dragon Ball analysis. The sentence “women are hot and they scare me.” A potential Professor Nick lecture involving pasties and a championship belt. And planning Nick's upcoming New York, Comic-Con and Salem field trip, which has somehow become Friends, Guinness, White Castle, chopped cheese, bagels, hot dogs, Blackcraft and Annabelle. This is the last episode before the classroom officially takes over. Professor Zaga. Professor Nick. The Student Body. What could possibly go wrong? Running on 30%. Still showing up. Follow ADHP 🎙️ Podcast: ADHP: Adulthood Pending 📺 YouTube: @ADHPSHOW 📲 Instagram: @ADHPSHOW 🎮 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/HeyZaga 💬 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/guMbYn3jjp 🛒 Merch: https://adulthoodpending-shop.fourthwall.com/ Want to be a guest on ADHP? We're looking for Season 2 guests: creators, artists, comedians, streamers, musicians, millennial survivors, Gen Z chaos agents, and anyone with a good story about trying to figure out adulthood without a manual. Apply here: https://forms.gle/nzSbNCTpFwLRBaoXA Chapters 00:00 Welcome Back: Somehow We're Professors 02:20 Welcome to ADHP University 05:40 Completely Unaccredited 07:20 Nick's Serial-Killer Voicemail 10:15 Bring Back 2000s Ringback Tones 14:50 How to Look Like You Belong Here 18:20 Meet Nicky Wasted 24:20 Nick Finally Admits His Type 28:20 He Never Went to College... Now He Teaches Here 35:20 Meet Chaz the Chaos Gremlin 40:20 Burger King, Dragon Ball & Fast Food Loyalty 48:20 “Women Are Hot and They Scare Me” 50:20 What ADHP University Actually Teaches 53:20 Gold Stars & Professor Nick's Terrible Idea 01:02:20 Ellie Is Dressing Nick in New York 01:05:20 Planning the ADHP Field Trip 01:10:20 White Castle, Chopped Cheese & New York Food 01:20:20 Salem, Blackcraft & Annabelle 01:23:20 Welcome to the Faculty Lounge 01:25:20 Next Class: Irish Goodbye 102 If ADHP University hired YOU as a professor, what completely unnecessary but weirdly useful adulthood class would you teach? Running on 30%. Still showing up. #ADHP #ADHPUniversity #Adulting #ComedyPodcast #MillennialHumor

  7. Sep 11

    We Tried to Solve Your Most Unhinged Scenarios | ADHP S2E11

    Short story long... we had an episode recorded. Then we got an email telling us not to post it. So naturally, we handed the backup plan to the 30%ers. This week, Zaga and Nick are working through ridiculous fan-submitted scenarios and answering one important question: What would two adults running on 30% actually do? And apparently the answer is almost always: make the situation significantly worse. What happens if you're trapped inside a Walmart overnight while one exhausted employee is hunting you? What if your HOA accuses you of summoning raccoons? What if a stranger hands you their toddler and drives away? What if mystery packages containing medieval weapons, exotic spices and taxidermy supplies keep showing up at your house? What happens when two adults reach for the last package of Oreos? And what exactly are you supposed to do when a stranger walks up in a parking lot, hands you a burner phone and whispers: “You're safe now.” Before any of that, Zaga also derails the episode with one of the most disturbing mortuary documentaries he's ever watched, Nick absolutely does NOT explain what's happening between him and Juliana, and somehow the episode ends with an extremely questionable plan involving Copper, Salem and a fake proposal. This is not how responsible adults would handle these situations. This is how we would. Running on 30%. Still showing up. Follow ADHP 🎙️ Podcast: ADHP: Adulthood Pending 📺 YouTube: @ADHPSHOW 📲 Instagram: @ADHPSHOW 🎮 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/HeyZaga 💬 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/guMbYn3jjp 🛒 Merch: https://adulthoodpending-shop.fourthwall.com/ Want to be a guest on ADHP? We're looking for Season 2 guests: creators, artists, comedians, streamers, musicians, millennial survivors, Gen Z chaos agents, and anyone with a good story about trying to figure out adulthood without a manual. Apply here: https://forms.gle/nzSbNCTpFwLRBaoXA Chapters 00:00 Welcome Back: The Studio Is Under Construction 00:45 ADHP Studio Is Basically Gone 02:21 The Episode We Were Told Not to Post 07:01 Nick & Juliana: Group Chat Allegations 10:38 The 30%ers Take Over the Episode 11:51 The Mortuary Documentary That Broke Zaga 31:57 Stranded Island Draft 35:57 Trapped in Walmart Overnight 48:50 The HOA Witch Hunt 56:20 The Accidental Babysitter 01:00:07 Build the Perfect Adult Summer Camp 01:09:51 Mystery Packages Keep Arriving 01:12:08 The Grocery Store Standoff 01:15:48 The Accidental Cult Leader 01:18:16 Neighborhood Group Chat Chaos 01:21:08 The Contractor You Never Hired 01:22:07 Parking Lot Witness Protection 01:24:18 Surprise Party for the Wrong Person 01:25:59 The Salem Proposal Plan 01:29:39 The Secret 30%ers Mission 01:33:02 Final Thoughts Which scenario would YOU handle the worst? And if you know... you know: WHERE YOU BEEN AT, LOCA? #ADHP #HypotheticalScenarios #ComedyPodcast #MillennialHumor #Adulting

  8. Sep 4

    We Gave Awards to the Worst Parts of Adulthood | ADHP S2E10

    Short story long... adulthood finally got the awards show it deserves. This week, Zaga and Nick host The 30% Awards, where being nominated is less of an honor and more confirmation that adulthood has personally wronged you. The 30%ers helped nominate the everyday problems, purchases, social rules, minor inconveniences, and outright betrayals competing for some of adulthood's least prestigious awards. We're deciding: What should have only taken five minutes? What normal purchase has gotten offensively expensive? What's the worst thing to remember immediately after sitting down? Which temporary solution somehow became permanent? What unwritten social rule did nobody actually agree to? Which minor inconvenience has absolutely no right to make us this angry? Who designed some of this garbage? And what is the ultimate adulthood final boss? Customer service battles subscriptions. Pokémon cards, fast food, PC parts, and the pink tax compete for “That Cost HOW Much?” Wet socks face slow walkers. College and employers enter The Great Betrayal. And by the end, work and social media are fighting for the honor of draining the last remaining percentage of our sanity. There are no celebrities. There is no red carpet. There are several unresolved responsibilities. Welcome to The 30% Awards. Running on 30%. Still showing up. Follow ADHP 🎙️ Podcast: ADHP: Adulthood Pending 📺 YouTube: @ADHPSHOW 📲 Instagram: @ADHPSHOW 🎮 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/HeyZaga 💬 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/guMbYn3jjp 🛒 Merch: https://adulthoodpending-shop.fourthwall.com/ Want to be a guest on ADHP? We're looking for Season 2 guests: creators, artists, comedians, streamers, musicians, millennial survivors, Gen Z chaos agents, and anyone with a good story about trying to figure out adulthood without a manual. Apply here: https://forms.gle/nzSbNCTpFwLRBaoXA Chapters 00:00 Cold Open: Nick's Lighting Betrays Him 01:36 Welcome to The 30% Awards 04:53 This Should Have Taken Five Minutes 11:53 Customer Service vs. Subscriptions 20:18 How Much Are These Subscriptions Costing? 25:13 And the First Winner Is... 31:45 That Cost HOW Much? 44:38 The Pink Tax Takes the Award 45:25 I Just Sat Down 53:30 The Universe Makes You Get Back Up 54:38 Temporary Solution, Lifetime Extension 57:48 The Unwritten Rule Nobody Agreed To 01:09:31 Most Aggressive Minor Inconvenience 01:16:03 Who Designed This?! 01:22:35 The Great Betrayal 01:28:22 The Adulthood Final Boss 01:34:12 Work vs. Social Media 01:38:59 The 30%ers Get the Final Vote 01:39:51 Closing The 30% Awards Which award did we get completely wrong? And if adulthood gave YOU an award tonight, what would you win? #ADHP #Adulting #MillennialHumor #ComedyPodcast #MillennialPodcast

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🔋 Running on 30%. Still showing up. 🎓 ADHP: Adulthood Pending is a comedy show hosted by Zaga and Nick, now operating inside ADHP University. Every week, Professor Zaga and Professor Nick turn absurdly specific parts of adulthood into completely unnecessary college courses taught with far too much confidence. Expect real stories, ridiculous lessons, faculty arguments, questionable theories, bad advice, and two professors who are still very much Adulthood Pending. 📚 New episodes Saturdays. 🎓 The 30%ers are the Student Body. 🔋 Running on 30%. Still showing up.

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  • Creator
    ADHP
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    70
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © ADHP
  • Show Website
    Adulthood Pending