The Most Wanted Men

The Most Wanted Man

“You know, I once shared a bottle of absinthe with a Serbian arms dealer who swore The Blacklist was just a clever front for actual intelligence leaks. He was mostly wrong — but charmingly so.” Welcome to The Most Wanted Men, a podcast devoted to peeling back the layers of intrigue, betrayal, and designer coats that make The Blacklist such a guilty pleasure. Join our hosts — two very opinionated amateurs with nothing better to do — as they explore the cases, conspiracies, and quirks of Raymond “Red” Reddington’s criminal concierge service of doom. We’re not here to recap. No, no. We’re here to obsess, to question, to rant lovingly about overlooked plot points and the sheer audacity of a man who disappears into a monastery one week and drops acid in the Louvre the next. Spoilers? Constant. Accuracy? Occasional. Charm? Relentless. So pour a glass of something expensive, burn your aliases, and press play. You’re on the list now.

  1. 08/22/2025

    Ivan (No. 88)

    Send an Encrypted Message to the Men Ah, Ivan. Now there’s a name that stirs up memories—none of them pleasant. This particular episode begins, as these things often do, with an inexplicable tragedy: a young man run off the road, his body battered, his secrets buried deep beneath the surface of a very tidy cover story. But I know better. Accidents of that sort are rarely accidental. At the center of it all is a ghost in the machine—Ivan. A whisper, really. A digital phantom with a penchant for pilfering national secrets and sowing chaos wherever his fingers dance across a keyboard. Most men rob banks. Ivan robs governments. But here’s the delicious twist, the kind that would make Hitchcock sit up and take notes: Ivan isn’t who we think he is. No, no. The devilish little surprise? He’s a teenager with a crush and a curious definition of courtship. He didn’t want to dismantle the country—he wanted to impress a girl. Still, the stolen tech in question, a prototype device capable of disabling entire defense systems, remains in play. And trust me, the people willing to kill for it aren’t in this game for love. They’re in it for leverage, power—the usual intoxicants. So Lizzie and I race the clock, Ivan’s antics bring the FBI to the brink, and somewhere between cyber warfare and adolescent infatuation, we’re reminded that even in the coldest crimes, there’s often a beating heart. Misguided, sure. But human nonetheless. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with a bottle of Barolo and an old Soviet defector who still thinks the Cold War is in overtime. Cheers.

    52 min
  2. 08/15/2025

    Mako Tanida (No. 83)

    Send an Encrypted Message to the Men Ah, Mako Tanida — now there’s a name that should’ve remained buried in the rubble of Japan’s underworld. But alas, ghosts are rarely content to stay dead. Raymond “Red” Reddington here, with a tale that bleeds betrayal, vengeance, and the kind of poetic irony that makes even me pause for a drink — or, in this case, a celebratory sashimi platter. You see, Mako Tanida was once a Yakuza kingpin — a man with an appetite for retribution and a rather unorthodox approach to justice. After escaping from a maximum-security prison (a feat that required more than just a nail file and determination), Tanida sets out to dismantle the task force responsible for his downfall, one member at a time. It’s personal. Messy. Bloody. And oh, does it send poor Agent Ressler spiraling into a moral tailspin so severe I thought he might actually loosen his tie. As bodies pile up and secrets unravel, we learn that Ressler’s old partner, Bobby Jonica — a man so squeaky clean he practically squeaked — may not have been the Boy Scout everyone thought. Dirty money, dirty hands, and a betrayal that cuts deeper than Tanida’s blade. Meanwhile, Elizabeth is busy playing house with a man whose secrets could fill volumes. But we’ll shelve that for now. Let’s just say Tom’s extracurricular activities are about to become very interesting. In the end, Ressler is faced with a choice: justice or revenge. And wouldn’t you know it — the line between the two gets blurrier every time someone bleeds. Ah, Mako Tanida. Proof that no matter how far you run, the past always catches up — preferably with a tanto to the gut.

    58 min
  3. 07/18/2025

    The Alchemist (No. 101)

    Send an Encrypted Message to the Men You see, there are people in this world, Harold, who don’t just want to disappear — they want to evaporate. And when the usual bag of tricks won’t cut it, they call in a man of… let’s say peculiar talents. The Alchemist. No, not the Paulo Coelho kind, unfortunately. This one doesn’t deal in spiritual growth or metaphor. He deals in genetic manipulation and the ultimate vanishing act: making people untraceable by changing their very DNA. Charming, really. The task force, bless their hearts, discovers that this biochemical Houdini has been hired to protect a high-level mob informant and his wife by faking their deaths. Except — plot twist — the people burned alive in that car? Yeah. Not the people everyone thought. Just an unlucky couple who were modified to match the victims’ DNA. Think of it as a homicidal version of “Trading Places.” Meanwhile, dear Agent Keen is still elbow-deep in her own personal cold case: Who the hell is Tom? Is he a schoolteacher or a sleeper agent? The mystery thickens, like a good demiglace. She finds a key that opens a mysterious safe deposit box. And what’s inside? Oh, just surveillance photos of her with Tom. Romantic, no? Nothing says “I love you” like high-resolution espionage. As for me, well, let’s just say I’ve got my own reasons for dangling the Alchemist in front of the Bureau like a shiny red apple. I give them a taste, they take a bite, and the next thing you know, they’re begging for the recipe. There’s always an angle, Harold. Always.

    1h 19m

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“You know, I once shared a bottle of absinthe with a Serbian arms dealer who swore The Blacklist was just a clever front for actual intelligence leaks. He was mostly wrong — but charmingly so.” Welcome to The Most Wanted Men, a podcast devoted to peeling back the layers of intrigue, betrayal, and designer coats that make The Blacklist such a guilty pleasure. Join our hosts — two very opinionated amateurs with nothing better to do — as they explore the cases, conspiracies, and quirks of Raymond “Red” Reddington’s criminal concierge service of doom. We’re not here to recap. No, no. We’re here to obsess, to question, to rant lovingly about overlooked plot points and the sheer audacity of a man who disappears into a monastery one week and drops acid in the Louvre the next. Spoilers? Constant. Accuracy? Occasional. Charm? Relentless. So pour a glass of something expensive, burn your aliases, and press play. You’re on the list now.