Amateur Hour from the Uncanny Valley

Chris Bauer & Shelby Quinn
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Comedy

Chris Bauer and Shelby Quinn dive into the world of cryptids, discussing a new legendary creature each week.

Episodes

  1. 07/02/2025

    Cactus Cats/Sliver Cats: Wampus vs. Whiffenpoof

    Meow meow meow. Meow? Meow meow meow meow! Meow....meow! Meow meow, meow. Meow. 1:30 So many cats 5:42 Our first definitive opinion 7:58 Cactus Cat 9:15 Real animal addicts 12:08 To say nothing of slivers and balls 15:48 Wampus wampus  20:47 Stephanie speaks 22:58 Weekly Meimei check-in! 26:01 And now to Reddit 34:45 The White Death 37:55 Final questions 46:21 Fish plans

    48 min

  2. 06/25/2025

    The Enfield Horror: Where's the Audio, Radio Guy?

    Come on down to the Devil's Kitchen for our famous mange-riddled kangaroo. We'll tell you about how Joe Biden is a lizard person as long as you promise to behave yourself. 00:35 Uh oh 05:50 The Enfield Horror 07:16 Initial reports 10:50 Kangaroos 16:15 It’s back! 26:06 Scratchy scratchy 27:54 Rick Rainbow 33:10 Guest appearance from MeiMei  34:39 Too many cooks in The Devil’s Kitchen 40:04 An honest-to-god scientific study  41:41 Reddit posts 45:55 Final questions

    52 min

  3. 06/11/2025

    Cattle Mutilators: Thanks For the Trauma, Wishbone

    Somebody somewhere wants their anus eaten by phantom dogs. Is it you? Are you doing ok? We're not here to shame you, we just want you to feel supported. 3:27 - The ironically named horse 9:10 - Why it probably isn’t predators 13:00 - The three main possibilities 14:13 - The government theory 19:08 - The cult theory 20:21 - Fertility cults 24:37 - 10s only 25:16 - Chris can’t stop thinking about skin walkers 26:53 - Ok so what the hell IS it 27:49 - Everyone should be watching The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch 34:06 - Phantoms from another dimension? (we are both mentally stable employed adults) 38:07  - What’s the deal with night? 39:43 - Define “phantom” 42:58 - Alpaca attack 45:29 - They’re watching 49:06 - Oral traditions and surviving species 50:02 - Combing local news 53:36 - Final questions

    1h 2m

  4. 06/04/2025

    Boogeymen: Mike Myers Is In My Closet

    What's that in your closet? An unexpected delve into spirituality and the nature of evil? Whatever it is, one thing's for sure: it loves to terrify and/or eat children. Yeah, baby! 00:33 - Shifting gears 2:49 - Boogeymen 5:04 - Etymology 6:29 - Have you ever been boogey’d? 18:39 - Tulpa tips 28:12 - Sleep paralysis perception 37:23 - A wider definition 41:03 - Notable boogeymen 50:47 - Dear David  58:11 - Quick technical note 58:48 - Send in the clowns 1:02:56 - Final questions Babbel article:https://www.babbel.com/en/magazine/halloween-2014#:~:text=Other%20known%20whereabouts:%20most%20of,the%20bidding%20of%20evil%20wizards. Kody Green:https://www.kodygreen.com/ Dear David:https://wakelet.com/wake/e6275d03-7bce-4789-9961-f3a04723cc71

    1h 11m

  5. 05/28/2025

    The Fouke Monster: The Sins of Sloths

    It's going to sound silly the first time we say it, and possibly the second and third times, but stick with us and you might start to agree. 0:42 - The Fouke Monster  3:52 - Sources 4:39 - A sloth? 6:50 - Fouke, Arkansas 13:20 - Haunting cries and red eyes 17:05 - The attack 25:04 - A carnivorous sloth?? 27:24 - Spirited panther debate 31:06 - Ozark Howler 33:39 - Skinwalkers 37:46 - The Legend of Boggy Creek 49:52 - The footprints 53:16 - Subsequent encounters 1:02:19 - Final questions Texarkana Gazette story on the attack:https://web.archive.org/web/20030803215531/http://texarkanagazette.com/articles/2001/06/24/export15709.txt Monster Mart in Fouke:https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g31598-d2716317-Reviews-Monster_Mart-Fouke_Arkansas.html Fouke Monster Sightings:http://www.foukemonster.net/sightings.htm The Fouke Monster song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj8DppWLBpQ&ab_channel=MarkScalise

    1h 9m

  6. 05/21/2025

    The Chicken Man: I Can Fix You, (Chicken) Man

    We regret to inform you he was not an anthropomorphic chicken, but he may have been something far more morally upsetting. Lawrence Curtis interview: https://zooaquariumvideoarchive.org/interviews/lawrence-curtis/Chicken Man fan fiction: https://www.creepypasta.com/the-chicken-man/

    1h 1m

  7. 05/13/2025

    Bigfoot: Most People You Find in the Woods Are Gonna Have Feet

    We're starting off with the big one folks - it's the Sasquatch. - Patterson-Gimlin film - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPlRr_OfxZI&ab_channel=MrLuci- Ape canyon recounting - http://www.bigfootencounters.com/classics/beck.htm- Bigfoot website - https://www.bfro.net/gdb/

    1h 7m
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Chris Bauer and Shelby Quinn dive into the world of cryptids, discussing a new legendary creature each week.

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  • Creator
    Chris Bauer & Shelby Quinn
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  • Episodes
    7
  • Rating
    Explicit
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