If You Want Me to be Honest

April & Cindy
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Two life-long friends. Zero filters. Unlimited laughs.Join April and Cindy as they dive headfirst into life's chaos-unfiltered, unpolished and unapologetically real. Whether they're roasting each other, unpacking the absurdities of adulthood, or tackling hot topics with brutal honesty, these two keep it hilariously authentic every episode. It's comedy, it's therapy, it's everything you didn't know you needed from two best friends who know way too much about each other. New episodes every week-because honesty is cheaper than therapy.

  1. 11/24/2025

    Thanksgiving Traditions, Skinny Dipping, and Drunken Shenanigans

    Send us a text Thanksgiving Traditions, Skinny Dipping, and Drunken Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest Podcast Join hosts Cindy and April, along with their special guest Brina, on a raucous episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest' as they dive into everything from holiday traditions to hilarious personal confessions. From mixing cocktails and debating the merits of skinny dipping to sharing wild family stories and Thanksgiving plans, this episode is packed with laughter and unfiltered honesty. Tune in to hear the trio's candid thoughts on friendship, family, and fun. Warning: this episode contains mature content and explicit language. 00:00 Introduction to the Podcast 00:50 Meet the Hosts and Guest 01:14 Cocktail Time with Brina 04:06 Family Dynamics and Traditions 10:26 Thanksgiving and Holiday Plans 13:13 Holiday Traditions and Personal Preferences 18:42 Thanksgiving Preparations 19:01 Birthday Plans and Work Rants 19:51 Graduation and Family Dynamics 21:08 Cruise Plans and Relationship Trust 24:19 Generational Differences and Social Norms 26:17 Skinny Dipping and Scandalous Stories 35:08 Concluding Thoughts and Farewells

    38 min

  2. 11/10/2025

    Sex on a Snowbank & Housewives Gone Wild

    Send us a text Real Talk & Holiday Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest Podcast Welcome back to 'If You Want Me to Be Honest'! In this episode, Cindy and April dive into a whirlwind of absurd topics with their signature wit and banter. From discussing the quirks of being tipsy, unveiling the drink of the day (Sex on a Snowbank), and the hilarious mishaps of misnaming each other, to a deep dive into reality TV and personal anecdotes. They reflect on Halloween costumes, upcoming Thanksgiving plans, and life updates. The episode is filled with humor, relatable moments, and a sprinkle of personal insights. It's an episode you don't want to miss. Grab a drink and join the fun! 00:00 Welcome to the Podcast! 00:23 Random Banter and Observations 00:50 Drinks and Holiday Cheer 03:20 Housewives and Reality TV 11:20 Graduation and Future Plans 13:15 Halloween Party Recap 17:33 Flip Cup Frenzy 18:05 Competitive Spirit 19:46 Beer Pong and Bets 20:30 Baby Shower Excitement 21:55 Thanksgiving Preparations 26:36 Hair Dye Disasters 28:23 Reflecting on Aging 31:24 Men and Menopause 32:06 Wrapping Up

    35 min

  3. 10/23/2025

    Fart Dust and Language Lessons: A Hilarious Journey

    Send us a text Decoding Modern Slang and Survival Stories - Gen X Edition In this hilarious episode of 'Fart Dust and Language Lessons', we dive into the world of modern slang and compare it with Gen X lingo. Join us as we decode terms like 'Riz', 'It's Giving', 'Quiet Quitting', and more - all while sharing humorous life stories and personal anecdotes. From unexpected chickens to survivalist tales, and the generational divide, we cover it all. Grab your reading glasses, fill up your glasses with your favorite cocktail, and let's get this humorous mess started! 00:00 Introduction and Opening Remarks 00:26 Generational Humor and Aging 01:32 Decoding Modern Slang 02:08 Cocktails and Conversations 03:24 Funny Anecdotes and Personal Stories 04:38 More Slang and Generational Differences 14:13 Made-Up Words and Mispronunciations 17:42 Weekend Adventures and Food Talk 27:22 Random Musings and Final Thoughts 29:08 Sneaking into the Liquor Store 29:20 Mark's Survival Skills 32:45 Halloween Plans and Costumes 34:43 Gen X Memories and Latchkey Kids 35:38 Weekend Fun and Shopping 45:29 Chicken Stories and New Pets 55:14 Random Thoughts and Farewell

    57 min

  4. 10/10/2025

    "Farts, Fears, and Frenzies: A Journey in Vegas"

    Send us a text Unfiltered Chaos: Elevator Nightmares, Vegas Escapades, and Halloween Prep In this episode of 'The Shit Show,' join April and Cindy as they dive into their latest adventures and mishaps. From vacation tales in Vegas, including a panic-inducing elevator blackout, to hilarious cocktail concoctions gone wrong, this episode is packed with unfiltered fun. They discuss their upcoming Halloween plans, curse-laden farts, and what they would tell their younger selves. Get ready for raw and unfiltered discussions with your favorite hot mess express conductors! 00:00 Welcome to The Shit Show! 00:34 Vacation Recap: Crazy Stories and Elevator Fiascos 00:54 Cocktail Time: Redneck Mai Tai 03:41 Vegas Adventures: Concerts, Slots, and Panic 12:05 Halloween Plans and Costume Ideas 16:26 Fart Talk: The Unfiltered Truth 24:00 Advice to Our Younger Selves 26:15 Reflecting on Parenthood Choices 27:03 Marriage and Life Decisions 27:31 Living Independently and Traveling 29:54 Dreams of Missionary Work 35:24 Friendships and Trust Issues 37:10 Halloween Plans and Traditions 44:30 Upcoming Events and Preparations 47:52 Cosmetic Procedures and Aging 50:40 Closing Remarks and Farewell

    51 min

  5. 09/26/2025

    Florida Shenanigans, Cocktails, and Unfiltered Fun

    Send us a text Florida Shenanigans, Cocktails, and Unfiltered Fun - If You Want Me to Be Honest Episode 1 Join April and Cindy on 'If You Want Me to Be Honest,' a podcast where they dive into raw, unedited discussions about life, love, and Florida's wild stories. Laugh along as they share cocktails, talk about funny news involving Florida's oddities, reminisce hilarious drunk antics, and answer spontaneous questions. This episode promises unfiltered fun, a cocktail recipe, and a bit of chaos. Follow their journey through entertaining segments and honest conversations that are sure to keep you hooked! 00:00 Welcome to the Podcast 00:33 A Crazy Day Begins 01:38 Cocktail Time 02:21 Funny Stories and Q&A 09:56 Celebrity Swap and Reality TV 15:29 Pets and Lazy Dinners 24:06 Drinks and Awkward Middle School Memories 24:35 Trends and Teenage Tics 26:15 Funny News Stories from Florida 27:00 Scuba Gear Robbery at Disney Springs 29:56 Battery Charges in The Villages 32:09 Alligator Encounter in Land O Lakes 35:48 Manatee Molestation Incident 39:45 Who's Most Likely Game 43:40 Upcoming Plans and Final Thoughts

    50 min

  6. 09/10/2025

    "Heavy Topics and Light Spirits"

    Send us a text If You Want Me to Be Honest: Episode on Charlie Kirk, Current Events, and More This episode starts on a somber note as the hosts express their condolences for Charlie Kirk, following his critical condition after being shot at a campus event in Utah. They discuss the emotional impact on those present and briefly touch on the recent tragic events in North Carolina, including a young Ukrainian girl named Irena Za who was attacked. The conversation then shifts to the Idaho murders by Brian Kohberger, where the hosts express frustration over his jail complaints and lack of remorse. Balancing heavy topics with a lighter tone, they share humorous anecdotes, weekend plans, and upcoming events. The episode is characterized by its candid and sometimes irreverent discussions on recent news, personal stories, and plans for future content. 00:00 Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk 00:43 Discussing Recent Violent Incidents 02:27 Train Stabbing Incident Analysis 05:37 Mental Health and Crime 14:32 Idaho Murder Suspect Discussion 20:29 Lighthearted Weekend Recap 24:39 Discussing Plans and Cruises 25:00 Family Conversations and Birthdays 28:12 Car Troubles and Mechanic Talk 39:18 Reality TV and Pop Culture 43:24 Podcast Plans and Social Media

    45 min

  7. 08/31/2025

    Gridiron Gossip: Football, Cocktails, and Friendship

    Send us a text Football Frenzy and Cocktails: Touchdowns, Tailgating, and Talk Join Cindy and April for a lively discussion about football, both college and NFL, as they sip on cocktails and share hilarious stories about tailgating, memorable games, and friendly rivalries. They also introduce a new drink called the 'Hurricane' in honor of the Miami Hurricanes and recall past adventures at various sporting events. Expect a blend of humor, spirited banter, and a sneak peek into their personal lives as fans. Remember to like, subscribe, and share for more entertaining episodes! 00:00 Welcome and Introductions 00:21 Cocktail Time: Introducing the Hurricane 00:45 College Football Talk 02:06 UCF Game Experience 04:14 Special Guests and Funny Stories 06:37 The Infamous Steelers vs. Broncos Game 12:52 NFL Game Bets and Rivalries 16:29 Football Fandom and Stadium Experiences 24:33 Unexpected Conversations Begin 24:48 Drinks and College Game Day 25:51 Holiday Weekend Plans 28:14 Birthday Weekend Plans 31:28 Football Bets and Vegas Trips 41:10 Random Stories and Final Thoughts

    47 min

  8. 08/20/2025

    The Stuff That Gives Us the Ick

    Send us a text Icks and Cringe-Worthy Moments: From Drinks to Relationships | Episode 12 Welcome back to 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' the podcast where we discuss all those little things that give us the ick and make us cringe! In this episode, we dive into various ick-worthy moments, including friendships, society, relationships, and even marriage. From tasty drinks with inappropriate names to pet peeves about spouses and awkward public encounters, we cover it all. Get ready for a hilarious and candid discussion as we share our honest opinions. Join us for a bumpy ride and share your own ick-worthy moments in the comments below! 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Theme 00:57 Discussing the New Drink 03:40 Marriage Icks and Annoyances 13:32 Friendship Icks and Annoyances 18:17 Public Icks and Cringeworthy Moments 20:31 A Strange Encounter at Popeyes 21:05 The Cat Feeding Misunderstanding 23:34 Public Embarrassment and Social Norms 24:13 Annoying Movie Theater Behaviors 25:04 Kids Acting Like Animals 27:48 Public Arguments and Relationship Dynamics 36:10 Workplace Pet Peeves 40:49 Concluding Thoughts and Viewer Engagement

    42 min
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Two life-long friends. Zero filters. Unlimited laughs.Join April and Cindy as they dive headfirst into life's chaos-unfiltered, unpolished and unapologetically real. Whether they're roasting each other, unpacking the absurdities of adulthood, or tackling hot topics with brutal honesty, these two keep it hilariously authentic every episode. It's comedy, it's therapy, it's everything you didn't know you needed from two best friends who know way too much about each other. New episodes every week-because honesty is cheaper than therapy.

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    April & Cindy
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  • Episodes
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