The Nation Wants No More

Anjana Menon
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Fed up of the news cycle? If you've ever felt the urge to throw your remote at the TV, this podcast is for you. On The Nation Wants No More, we take the week's wildest news – from the utterly absurd to the surprisingly real – and slap on some satire. We keep it short - maybe 6 minutes? Get ready for quick, sharp, and gloriously unhinged takes because, frankly, The Nation Has Had Enough.

Episodes

  1. Hot Moves at Coldplay: The Labubu Edition

    07/20/2025

    Hot Moves at Coldplay: The Labubu Edition

    What do a Coldplay concert, an HR affair, and a Labubu-loaded handbag have in common? This episode, obviously. Join me as we unpack Fifty Shades of Shady at Coldplay’s Boston show, where the CEO of Astronomer and his HR chief got caught cuddling on the jumbotron—before being publicly called out by Chris Martin himself. Meanwhile, desis have turned Wimbledon into Fashion Week with more PDA, poses, and Labubu dolls than even the Chinese can handle. Spoiler: Kate Middleton lost the fashion headlines to our very own Bollywood starlet. Yes, game, set and match. From concert chaos to Centre Court drama, this satirical news roundup skewers workplace scandals, celebrity culture, and the great Indian takeover of global pop moments. Keywords: Coldplay concert, Chris Martin, Dakota Johnson, HR scandal, CEO affair, Wimbledon fashion, desi influencers, Kate Middleton dress, Labubu dolls, Chinese, viral desi moments, satirical podcast, pop culture roast, Indian diaspora humour, comedy commentary, trending news podcast, satire

    6 min
  2. This Season's Must-Haves: Sinkholes and Flooded Flats

    07/13/2025

    This Season's Must-Haves: Sinkholes and Flooded Flats

    Welcome to Gurugram—where ₹100-crore apartments come with complimentary waterlogging, and sinkholes are the new swimming pools. In this episode, we wade into the murky reality of urban flooding in India's poshest neighbourhoods, where not even gated communities are safe from missing roads, and disappearing beer trucks. Join us as we unpack how India’s elite learned the hard way that money can’t buy you drainage, or disaster management. From the rise of the “Gurugram Daredevils”—college kids turning floods into an event—to the ridiculous rise of designer handbags shaped like juice boxes and coffee cups, we’re diving deep into the absurd. This episode skewers India’s infrastructure crisis, the widening gap between image and reality, and how wealth inequality has never been more visible (or slippery). If you enjoy satirical commentary on Indian society, influencer culture, and the elite’s endless attempts to stay dry (and relevant), this one’s for you. Keywords: Gurugram sinkhole, Indian floods, urban infrastructure India, billionaire satire, designer fashion parody, gated community problems, India monsoon chaos, luxury real estate India, news comedy, urban India

    6 min
  3. Elon Wants Fireworks, the Brits Want Their Jet : Nobody’s Getting Anything

    07/05/2025

    Elon Wants Fireworks, the Brits Want Their Jet : Nobody’s Getting Anything

    It’s Musk vs Trump, democracy vs delusion, and somewhere in the background... a very confused British jet stranded in Kerala. In this episode, we unpack the latest public spat between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. From Musk’s 4th of July “America Party” stunt on X (formerly Twitter) to Trump’s big beautiful bill, we explore the bromance gone bad, democracy on life support, and the British fighter jet mysteriously marooned in Kerala. Tune in for sharp commentary on billionaire politics, meme-worthy diplomacy, and India’s growing swagger as a $4 trillion economy.

    6 min
  4. Uninvited: Two Weddings and a Kohlapuri

    06/28/2025

    Uninvited: Two Weddings and a Kohlapuri

    Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez had the “biggest wedding of the century” in Venice—at least according to some western headlines. But was it really? In this episode, we break down the Bezos wedding on a $50M budget (yes, for the world’s fourth richest man), the Canva invite, the questionable fashion choices, and the very loud protests. Then we roll out the real big-fat-number-crunching, comparing it to the 2024 wedding of the century —complete with a cruise across Europe, pre-wedding events that outshone most actual weddings, a $600M spend, and a wardrobe schedule more brutal than Fashion Week. Also featuring: Rihanna barefoot, Indian aunties outdressing billionaires, and the ultimate question—why does the West keep underplaying our sparkle? It can't be dimmed. Shop those Karol Bagh dupes. You know you want to.

    6 min
  5. A Nobel, with Gunpowder on the Side

    06/21/2025

    A Nobel, with Gunpowder on the Side

    What do you get when you mix a Middle East missile crisis, overpriced plane tickets, and Donald Trump’s dinner plans? A mile-high mess that turns your Europe flight into a comedy-thriller. In this episode, we fly over Israeli fireworks (yes, real ones), revisit Trump’s salad strategies with Pakistan, and decode why English might just be India’s most dangerous weapon. From Punjabi Bagh firecrackers to nuclear paranoia at 30,000 feet—this is global politics, with turbulence.

    6 min
  6. The King of Good Crimes and Ghost of Good Times

    06/14/2025

    The King of Good Crimes and Ghost of Good Times

    A honeymoon hit job dubbed the Meghalaya Murder. A news anchor offended—because murder isn’t "on brand" for his home state. A Vijay Mallya podcast so long, it could qualify as a hostage situation. And a Greta Thunberg Gaza video that ends in noise and self-deportation. This week, news did what it does best—serve true crime, fake outrage, and enough noise to keep you up till the next episode drops.

    8 min
  7. AI: Always Indians, Never Artificial

    06/08/2025

    AI: Always Indians, Never Artificial

    In this episode of The Nation Wants No More, Anjana Menon dives into the absurdity of tech bro drama, spelling bees, and billion-dollar breakdowns. From Elon Musk’s public sparring with the US President to the fall of Builder.ai—an AI startup that turned out to be more human than machine—this episode takes you through a rollercoaster of egos and AI - always Indians. Expect fake AI assistants, real Indian coders, spelling champions solving the President's vocabulary woes, and bankruptcy filings. It’s witty. It’s wild. It’s real. And yes—Indians are everywhere.

    5 min
  8. DOGE Days & Häagen-Dazs Nights

    06/01/2025

    DOGE Days & Häagen-Dazs Nights

    Trade wars, an avenging Taco, a government department named after a crypto meme with a dog face and a billionaire forced to moonlight as a butler. Cost cutting has gone rogue. This isn’t fiction — it’s just another week in The Nation Wants No More. Try laughing at the news, so you don’t have to cry into your taco. Don't take anything in this podcast seriously, least of all the host.

    6 min
  9. Exit Strategy? Swim

    05/24/2025

    Exit Strategy? Swim

    This week, I’m talking Bengaluru. The start-up capital turned into a lagoon, where folks are bailing out. There’s a man suing the municipality for pothole-induced whiplash, tech bros saving their cars, a bank manager caught in a language flood, and a CM who waded in after the deluge. It’s business as unusual. Bring a boat.

    6 min
  10. Operation Indoor: Because Outdoor Was Too Mainstream

    05/18/2025

    Operation Indoor: Because Outdoor Was Too Mainstream

    In the first episode on The Nation Wants No More, we unpack Operation Indoor — oops I meant Operation Sindoor. This is a prallel covert mission that bravely took place under ceiling fans and tube lights, in an extreme case of FOMO. Join me, Anjana Menon (voiced by AI, which is the only way to do it), as I decode the headlines, question the couch commandos, and wonder aloud: if the operation is indoors, does the dress code include socks with sandals? This is satire. Barely disguised. Like the mission itself. Don't take it to heart. Nothing in this should be taken seriously. Me included.

    6 min
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Fed up of the news cycle? If you've ever felt the urge to throw your remote at the TV, this podcast is for you. On The Nation Wants No More, we take the week's wildest news – from the utterly absurd to the surprisingly real – and slap on some satire. We keep it short - maybe 6 minutes? Get ready for quick, sharp, and gloriously unhinged takes because, frankly, The Nation Has Had Enough.

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