This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). 🧒 We Really Thought We Could Dig to China… Be Honest At some point in life, we all believed something that made perfect sense… until it absolutely didn’t. This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee take a chaotic walk down memory lane — revisiting childhood logic, school-day trauma, and the very questionable behaviors we all somehow agreed were normal. Because why did we all: fake limp injuries… change our voice when we were “sick”… and genuinely believe we could dig a hole straight to China? 👉 Audio listeners: if you want to see the facial expressions behind the embarrassment, disbelief, and “why were we like this” moments — head over to YouTube. We’re talking: ✏️ Childhood chaos → pencil stabbings, fake injuries, sick voices, and the things we absolutely did for attention 🎒 School supply nostalgia → the obsession, the aesthetics, and why new supplies felt like a personality reset 🌍 Delusional childhood beliefs → Bermuda Triangle theories, digging to China, and our brief archaeology era 📱 Then vs. now communication → texting habits, phone anxiety, ghosting, and confrontation in adulthood 🚩 Blunt vs. mean → personality traits or ⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️ Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit). Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos. And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S. (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.) It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity. What if we did choose chaos… but thoughtfully? Nalee’s Hypothetical Hotline delivers advice that’s 70% emotionally intelligent, 20% petty, and 10% “please don’t actually do this.” Send in your hypotheticals that are absolutely not hypotheticals, and we’ll help you navigate your main-character energy with just enough restraint. Growth. With seasoning. This isn’t therapy. This isn’t mediation. This is Twin Tangents Court. Where group chat screenshots become evidence, red flags are entered into the record, and absolutely no one leaves unjudged. From dating disasters to roommate crimes to petty indictments, we bring the gavel down with dramatic precision. New cases drop every other Friday at 8 AM Central. Bring your receipts. Prepare for sentencing. A playful, no-nonsense reminder from Anthony and Nalee to hit that follow button, leave a review, and share the pod with your favorite chaotic friend. Set over a snappy, upbeat jingle, this mid-roll blends humor and honesty to encourage listener support—because subscribing helps fuel the tangents, rants, and revelations you didn’t know you needed. Just when you thought the chaos was over—Anthony and Nalee invite you to keep the tangents going. With a soft outro vibe and one last wink to the listener, this post-roll points you toward the Twin Tangents website and socials for more unfiltered content. Because if you’re still here, you clearly get it… and we love that for you. 🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered. 🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here. 📱 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked X (Twitter): @twintangents 💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.