Messy Genes

Carly and Cindy
  • 4.8 (25)
  • RELIGION & SPIRITUALITY

Two Sisters. Too opinionated. Zero Clue. We’re Carly and Cindy, and we were raised to be obedient, modest, and quiet. Instead, we got divorced, left the Mormon church, and started a podcast. Messy Genes is where we unpack everything from religious deconstruction to dating after 7-20 years of marriage—with a lot of sarcasm, sister banter, and oversharing along the way.  If you've ever been labeled “too much,” “too loud,” or just plain “too messy,” you're in the right place. Grab a drink and join us as we laugh, rant, and unlearn the stuff we were told was sacred.

Episodes

  1. SEP 8

    Hott n' Messy

    Send us a text Discovering Confident Hotness and Unconventional Self-Love In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' sisters Cindy and Carly delve into their personal lives and share an array of humorous and profound stories touching on self-confidence, sibling dynamics, and historical tidbits. They navigate through funny Instagram comments, playful history lessons, and even some unexpected and risqué discussions, including hair catching fire at a sex party. Additionally, listeners contribute by sharing unconventional things that make them feel hot, ranging from fashion choices to acts of kindness, providing a colorful mix of inspiring and laugh-out-loud moments. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and unapologetic conversation. 00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Banter 00:27 The Utah Spelling Debate 01:40 Medieval Times and Hotmail Memories 04:34 Boardroom Confessions 05:31 Testimonies and Mormon Culture 18:20 Unconventional Hotness 38:52 Listener Submissions 39:23 Hilarious Mom Jokes 39:54 Free Balling in Slacks 40:30 Unconventional Things That Make Us Feel Hot 45:10 Smoking and Lipstick 47:34 Affectionate Straight Men and Toy Reviews 49:34 Bouncing Ponytails and Nude Beaches 51:48 Juicy Fruits and Feet Fetishes 54:40 Ignoring Men and Movie Theater Makeouts 57:23 Cooking for a Date 01:12:00 Romanticizing the Little Things 01:14:51 Concluding Thoughts and Farewell

    1h 15m

  2. AUG 19

    The Birds, the Bees and Messy Genes

    Send us a text Messy Genes: Uncovering Awkward Sex Education Stories and Overcoming Religious Stigmas In this candid and humorously insightful episode, sisters Cindy and Carly share personal anecdotes and listener stories about their experiences with sex education, or lack thereof, while growing up in a conservative, religious environment. From discovering misinformation about sex, dealing with awkward parental 'sex talks', and the personal journey of overcoming shame and taboo topics, this episode dives deep into the impact of religious teachings on sexuality, consent, and personal growth. As they navigate these sensitive topics, Cindy and Carly emphasize the importance of open communication, enthusiastic consent, and self-education in creating a healthier and more open approach towards sex and relationships. 00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Weekend Adventures 00:26 Concert Chaos and Lost Phone Drama 06:17 Podcast Studio and Serious Topics 07:14 Rave Experience and Mother-Daughter Moments 10:21 NXIVM Cult Connection and ELF Cosmetics 13:18 The S*x Talk and Growing Up Mormon 25:52 Listener Stories: Awkward S*x Education 31:50 Embarrassing School Story 32:43 Misconceptions and Confidence 34:08 The Impact of Repression 35:18 First Time Experiences 38:34 Lack of Proper Education 41:53 Parental Conversations 46:16 Misguided Beliefs 48:31 The Importance of Open Communication 58:11 Funny Misunderstandings 01:10:07 Healing and Moving Forward

    1h 12m

  3. AUG 11

    Messy Faves

    Send us a text Our Favorite Things: Family Reunion, Unhinged Purchases, and Empathy Redefined In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Carly and Cindy discuss their recent family reunion filled with light-hearted chaos, memorable events, and the humorously unfiltered recounting of their slightly tipsy family dinner. They dive into some of their favorite quirky purchases from TikTok shops and revel in the simple pleasures like Mexican candy binges. The sisters candidly explore personal validation methods, favorite beauty routines, and how meaningful life reminders can ground them. From the joy of Botox to the therapeutic nature of solo dance parties, the episode balances raw authenticity with fun, bringing listeners into Carly and Cindy's uniquely vibrant world. 00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Family Reunion Recap 00:41 Family Dinner Shenanigans 03:02 Travel Tales and Reunion Reflections 05:49 Podcast Updates and Listener Love 07:32 Upcoming Rave Excitement 11:12 Neighborhood Wildlife Adventures 14:30 Favorite Things and Unhinged Purchases 19:00 Feeling Hot and Confident 22:15 Housewife Therapy and Dancing 22:48 Favorite Quotes and Memes 24:39 Shower and Moisturizing Routine 28:34 Botox and Skincare 33:05 Humorous Insults and Drinking Stories 35:33 Dream Jobs and Coping Skills 40:13 Pet Peeves and Communication 44:00 Random Favorites and Conclusion

    47 min

  4. JUL 21

    Messy Mormonism: Leave Laugh Live

    Send us a text Navigating Faith and Identity: Our Deconstruction Journey In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Cindy and Carly embark on a candid and emotional dialogue about leaving the Mormon Church, wrestling with faith, and finding their personal identity outside of religion. Carly opens up about her initial doubts sparked by her husband’s questioning and the eventual unraveling of their devout beliefs. Cindy recalls her emotional ride through her own faith crisis, exacerbated by her sister’s departure and navigating her own path while undergoing intense therapy. Woven into the narrative are humorous reflections on Mormon fashion and the sisterly bond that stood the test of this transformative period in their lives. 00:00 Introduction and Casual Banter 00:31 Podcast Setup Struggles 01:25 Hair Talk and Personal Grooming 02:13 Welcome to Messy Genes 02:35 Leaving the Church: A Unique Topic 03:06 C*nty Stories of the Week 03:13 Tripping on Ac*d: A Personal Experience 11:51 Quitting Nicotine: A Personal Journey 17:33 Leaving the Mormon Church: Personal Stories 18:31 Mormon Fashion Disasters 42:07 Existential Crisis and Identity Struggle 42:53 Revealing the Truth to Family 43:20 Impact on Relationships and Personal Journals 43:58 A Monumental Shift: Wheeler Farm Incident 46:55 The Email That Changed Everything 48:40 Processing Faith and Personal Revelation 55:01 Family Reactions and Emotional Turmoil 01:00:23 Questioning the Church and Seeking Truth 01:14:12 Therapy and Self-Discovery 01:19:45 A New Beginning: Embracing Change

    1h 31m

  5. JUL 14

    Messy Dating: "We Don't Want This."

    Send us a text  Welcome back to our Messy Dating Series!  Disasters and Dream Dates Carly and Cindy dive into their hilarious, cringe-worthy, and sometimes shocking dating stories. They discuss quirky dating experiences, odd hookups, and encounters with unsavory characters. Listeners contribute their own tales, including everything from awkward drug deal dates to white supremacy rallies, highlighting the wide range of dating horrors that people endure. The sisters also reflect on their ideal first dates, emphasizing the importance of a well-planned, assertive, and enjoyable experience. They wrap up by urging listeners to rate, review, and share the podcast to make ‘Messy Genes’ their full-time gig. 00:00 Introduction and Sisterly Bond 00:24 Underwear Confessions 03:23 Podcast Feedback and Singing Memories 06:43 Love Island Drama 19:54 Crazy Dating Stories 32:53 Arrested Development and Awkward Dates 33:51 A Scary Date in Provo Canyon 35:51 Men's Fears vs. Women's Realities 48:03 A Bizarre Date with a Toothbrush 50:09 From Mormonism to Evangelical Christianity 51:52 Artificially Inseminating Reindeer 56:01 A Traumatic Experience with Marines 01:02:48 Dream Dates and Final Thoughts

    1h 10m

  6. JUL 3

    Messy Dating Series: Roasting, Ghosting & Mostly Coping

    Send us a text Welcome to the first episode in our Messy Dating Series: Roasting, Ghosting & Mostly Coping. Decoding Dating Apps: Red Flags, Green Flags, and Epic Fails In this episode of Messy Genes, hosts Cindy and Carly tackle the chaotic world of online dating profiles. They dissect the art of creating an appealing dating profile by reviewing and hilariously roasting real-life examples. From selfie overloads and gym bros to earnest romancers and disturbing mommy issues, no cringe-worthy profile is safe. They also offer insightful tips for men on how to elevate their dating game through better photos and witty bios. Plus, they share some personal anecdotes and behind-the-scenes details from their own dating experiences. Follow them on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and Substack, and don't forget to leave those much-appreciated reviews! @Messy_genes on Instagram and Tik Tok. https://substack.com/@messygenes 00:00 Introduction and Casual Banter 00:29 Welcome to Messy Jeans 01:02 Today's Topic: Dating Profiles 02:42 Weekly Updates and Personal Stories 09:53 Green Flags in Men 19:47 Red Flags in Men 30:06 Analyzing Dating Profiles 33:28 Cringe Dating Profiles: Kids and Nephews 34:25 Bitter Men and Their Profiles 35:29 Weird Photos and Selfies 36:45 Hilarious Profile Reviews 46:47 Voice Notes and Embarrassment 55:21 Tips for Better Dating Profiles 01:05:14 Final Thoughts and Farewell

    1h 6m

  7. JUN 26

    Let Them Be Messy: Leaving the Mormon Church as a Teen

    Send us a text In this episode of Messy Genes hosts Carly and Cindy bring on a special guest, Carly's daughter, Cadence, to discuss their experiences leaving the church. The trio explores the complexities of faith transitions, parenting teens through such changes, and the impact on friendships and personal growth. They candidly talk about Cadence's journey of self-discovery, her evolving beliefs, the adjustments in parenting strategies post-church, and the newfound freedom that comes with leaving organized religion. Sprinkled with humor and heartfelt reflections, this episode provides an insightful look into the challenges and joys of living life authentically after a significant religious shift. 00:00 Introduction and Banter 00:31 Special Guest: Cadence 01:08 Cadence's Story: Leaving the Church 02:00 Social Media and Bernedoodles 03:58 Gym Routines and Sleep Struggles 06:11 Cadence's Nannying and Spa Jobs 09:39 Mormon Culture and Personal Reflections 30:21 The Sex Talk and Friendships 42:28 Questioning Religious Beliefs 43:06 Embracing Uncertainty 43:31 Toxic Relationships and Personal Growth 44:03 Navigating High School During COVID 45:03 Parenting Through Change 47:04 Open Communication and Trust 50:01 Teenage Rebellion and Acceptance 57:34 Privacy and Independence 01:05:27 Music and Personal Beliefs 01:11:48 Advice for Parents Leaving the Church 01:21:33 Concluding Thoughts and Farewells

    1h 23m

  8. JUN 12

    Messy Mormon Men: Priesthood Authority? More like Penishood Audacity

    Send us a text In this episode of the 'Messy Genes' podcast, hosts Carly and Cindy engage in lively banter and humorous anecdotes about their personal journeys and recent hectic schedules. They dive into a collection of outrageous and often shocking experiences shared by listeners regarding interactions with Mormon men. Topics range from inappropriate comments and behavior to the pressures and absurdities linked to religious expectations. The episode also touches on serious issues like sexual assault, with added light-hearted moments as the hosts lampoon the eccentricities and bizarre attitudes they've encountered. Trigger warnings are given for sensitive content. 00:00 Introduction and Setup 03:09 Welcome to Messy Genes 03:41 Weekly Struggles and Podcast Challenges 05:17 Cunty Positives and Negatives 09:07 Personal Stories and Experiences 12:22 Crazy Mormon Men 13:48 Crazy Things Mormon Men Have Said 13:57 Personal Stories of Audacity 19:03 Embarrassing and Outrageous Moments 23:07 Sexual Assault and Trigger Warnings 27:50 Masturbation and Mission Presidents 29:39 Hurtful Words from Family

    50 min

  9. JUN 5

    Messy Moms: Not Your Mormon Motherhood Manual

    Send us a text In this episode of Messy Genes, we throw the Mormon motherhood manual straight into the fire. Carly and Cindy unpack the myths, pressure, and pedestal that shaped our parenting scripts—and how we’re unlearning it all. From "motherhood as divine destiny" to the shame-soaked standards of being the perfect mom, we’re talking about what it's like to parent after leaving high-demand religion. Expect raw stories, dark humor, and zero eternal consequences. If you're navigating deconstruction, post-Mormon life, or just trying to raise kids without losing your mind—this one's for you.

    1h 11m

  10. MAY 22

    Messy, Divorced & Finally Free (from Mormonism too)

    Send us a text Cindy and Carly are talking the D-word. DIVORCE. We discuss a bit about our own divorces, what we thought about divorce pre faith crises, how Mormons view divorce, what it's like telling family and friends, how we navigated the challenges, what we're loving post divorce life and so much more. Please give us a follow over at @messy_genes on Instagram.And Substack. Don't forget to subscribe and review! And SHARE!

    1h 11m
  • 10 Episodes

4.8
out of 5
25 Ratings

About

Two Sisters. Too opinionated. Zero Clue. We’re Carly and Cindy, and we were raised to be obedient, modest, and quiet. Instead, we got divorced, left the Mormon church, and started a podcast. Messy Genes is where we unpack everything from religious deconstruction to dating after 7-20 years of marriage—with a lot of sarcasm, sister banter, and oversharing along the way.  If you've ever been labeled “too much,” “too loud,” or just plain “too messy,” you're in the right place. Grab a drink and join us as we laugh, rant, and unlearn the stuff we were told was sacred.

Information

  • Creator
    Carly and Cindy
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Messy Genes
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