American Retail Diaries Podcast

Kate and Lexington
  • 5.0 (2)
  • Comedy

The digital breakroom for retail survivors. Front-line horror stories, dark humor, and life beyond the nametag. Clock out & listen below: 👇

  1. Jul 11

    When it's hot as the devil's ass...

    Sweating through a historic European heatwave, Kate and Lex hilariously debate why the continent refuses to embrace air conditioning while trading horror stories from their past outdoor jobs. From baking inside delivery trucks to passing out in a room full of cats, they prove that surviving the summer is a true comedic struggle.

    When it's hot as the devil's ass...

  2. Jun 13

    Why are you the way that you are...?

    We, just like you, hate when people act like crazy people at our jobs! So take a journey through the times where it was beyond, BLAH! I just want to leave, that's gross, you're weird, etc. Take a listen and love the retail background we've got! 3

    Why are you the way that you are...?

  3. May 30

    That one time we got fired...

    Two jobs. Two disasters. One unforgettable lesson. In this episode of American Retail Diaries Podcast, we share the stories of the times we got fired—one from a soul-crushing corporate office and the other from a chaotic neighborhood pizzeria. From impossible expectations to larger-than-life bosses, it's a funny, frustrating, and surprisingly relatable look at the jobs that didn't work out.

    That one time we got fired...

  4. May 10

    We Thought It Was Our Dream Job...

    In this episode of the American Retail Diaries Podcast, Lex dives into the reality behind a so-called “dream job” at a dysfunctional family-owned photography studio where creativity was constantly overshadowed by stress, poor management, and unrealistic expectations. Kate shares her own experience dealing with constant miscommunication and distrust while working under a dog-walking manager who created tension instead of teamwork. Together, they unpack how jobs that seem perfect on the surface can quickly turn draining when leadership and workplace culture fall apart.

    We Thought It Was Our Dream Job...

  5. May 1

    Bad Policies, Bad Job

    Get ready to punch out of the mundane and tune in to a brand-new episode of the American Retail Diaries Podcast! In our latest installment, "Bad Policies, Bad Job," we’re pulling back the curtain on the corporate rulebooks that do more than just micromanage—they actually mess with your well-being. From physical burnout to the psychological toll of "customer is always right" culture, we’re sharing the real-life stories of how rigid workplace policies can clash with human health. It’s raw, it’s relatable, and it’s the conversation every retail warrior needs to hear. Grab your headphones and join us as we dive deep into the grind, because your health should never be the price of a paycheck!

    Bad Policies, Bad Job

  6. Apr 11

    Bad Uniform, Bad Job

    An honest dive into the misery of bad retail uniforms—the stiff fabrics, the ugly colors, the shoes that ruin your spine, and how all of it quietly drains your confidence on the sales floor. A short, cathartic rant about the clothes we never chose but had to survive in.

    Bad Uniform, Bad Job

  7. Apr 3

    Bad Weather, Bad Job

    🌧️ Season 2 is here! In our premiere episode of American Retail Diaries Podcast, we dive into the wild world of bad weather stories from the retail floor. From not so surprising snow to supervisors being unhinged, we’re sharing the moments that tested our patience, our humor, and sometimes our sanity. It’s a fun, relatable kickoff to a brand‑new season—perfect for anyone who’s ever worked a shift while the sky was falling.

    Bad Weather, Bad Job

  8. 06/27/2025

    "Unhinged Karen Sightings: Demons ARE Real!"

    Welcome to the wild world of retail Karens, who live in the mystical land of narcissistic entitlement, where the universe revolves around them.  The retail Karen demographic is described as a middle aged, suburban white woman. The stereotype usually sports a specific haircut and a shockingly firm belief that the “rules” don’t apply to her.  She hunts down managers like they’re rare Pokemon, all while holding the undefeated title of public meltdown queen.  So grab your mushroom coffee and hide your name tag like your life depends on it.

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The digital breakroom for retail survivors. Front-line horror stories, dark humor, and life beyond the nametag. Clock out & listen below: 👇

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  • Creator
    Kate and Lexington
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2025 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    American Retail Diaries Podcast