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Chloe;LadyM
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Two millennials stumbling through adulthood while mentally stuck in the '90s, wondering when we're supposed to start feeling like real grown-ups. Each week, we dive into the weird, wild world of millennial life—from conspiracy theories that keep us up at night to bizarre things our parents made us do. Join us for unfiltered conversations, questionable theories, and chaotic energy from people who remember dial-up internet noises. Sometimes the best way to handle being an adult is embracing that we're all winging it. New episodes weekly.

  1. 4D AGO

    David Bowie and the Barbed Wire Dyke.

    This week we're getting into our icks and there are lots of them. We kick things off with the big ones: posing with a fish (you know who you are), not wiping down gym equipment (criminal behaviour), and being rude to waiting staff (instant red flag, no further questions). But then we turn the microscope on ourselves. Yep, we're owning our own icks. The traits we hate to admit we have before stacking them up against an online list and discovering we're ticking off way more boxes than we'd like. It's chaotic, it's honest, it's a little bit unhinged and somewhere in the middle of all of it, Chloe still hasn't figured out where or when she's getting her tattoo. Classic. Tune in if you fancy a good laugh and some deeply questionable self-reflection.

    42 min

  2. MAR 1

    How to disappoint a Genie: The Costco Edition.

    This week on Our Shit Podcast, we stumbled upon a magical lamp in Costco (as you do) and naturally had to discuss our ultimate three wishes. We kicked off with the ambitious plan of morphing into animals and landed on the ultimate heist because apparently we think we're Ocean's Eleven but with better fur. Then we got into the tech wishes: one of us wants to profit from it and to make people suffer and the other just wants flip phones and blurry videos. Both are concerning. Our millennial wishes really showed how wasted our potential is. We're talking fruit and veg that text you when they're ripe (revolutionary), getting a proper night's sleep without waking up at 3am in existential dread, and just one peaceful day without technology bothering us. Peak ambition right there. Of course, we couldn't stay on topic and spiralled into this week's spectrum related trivia, including the burning question: is Jim Carrey a clone? The investigation continues. Warning: Contains wasted magical wishes, questionable heist planning, fruit technology demands, and of course conspiracy theories.

    32 min

  3. FEB 22

    The Tale of the S****y Premier Inn Kettle.

    This week, we're bearing our souls and emptying our... other things. It's Confess Your Sins week on the Shit Podcast and true to form, things got messy fast. We're spilling our guts.. quite literally with a cavalcade of loo tales, personal (definitely not ours) anecdotes, and the kind of oversharing that would make your mum wince. We also dipped into the endless cesspool of human confession that is Reddit, because sometimes the internet's sins are just too good not to discuss. Plus, we have a very special story from a friend of a friend who is absolutely, categorically, not one of us. Definitely not. Don't even ask. And tying it all together? One golden piece of advice that we cannot stress enough: do not drink from a Premier Inn kettle. You've been warned. Now join us anyway.

    35 min

  4. FEB 13

    The Chocolate Brioche Croissant Games

    This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into the Winter Olympics but not in the way you'd expect. We propose a radical idea: stick a regular person next to every Olympian so we can truly appreciate just how superhuman these athletes are. Nothing says "wow, they're incredible" like watching Dave from accounting eat it on the slope. We also get into the wild story of the guy who publicly announced he'd been cheating on his girlfriend (bold strategy), debate the deeply questionable conspiracy theory about injecting acid into your penis for endurance purposes (or maybe just to get high?), and pitch our own alternative Olympic events. Because let's be honest, successfully securing a stash of Lidl chocolate brioche croissants deserves more recognition than a plastic medal ever could. Plus, we relive our snowboarding trip which somehow devolved into a week-long saga of toilet humour and compulsive onion consumption. Peak content, really. Strap in for chaos, questionable takes, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: are chocolate brioche croissants the real gold medal?

    39 min

  5. FEB 2

    Questions We should've Googled.

    This week, we're diving deep into the questions that keep us up at night from legitimate conspiracy theories to the completely unhinged. We're tackling the big ones like who really did 9/11 and the unsolved JonBenét Ramsey case, before careening into whether crabs think fish can fly and the mysterious disappearance of JFK's brain (seriously, where did it go?). As always, we go completely off the rails. Somehow we end up impersonating Stephen Hawking at Epstein Island and debating the logistics of time travel. We introduce our Urban Dictionary Word of the Week, and discover that Chloe has absolutely no grasp on what year it is or how time works in general. I t's chaotic, it's ridiculous, and yes we probably should've googled most of these before recording. But where's the fun in that?

    39 min

  6. JAN 25

    Going Viral Without a Reflection

    This week we're asking the REAL questions: would you be a hot vampire or would you somehow f**k it up? Spoiler alert....Chloe would absolutely f**k it up. We give her 24 hypothetical hours with fangs and she spends them complaining about her teeth alignment and booking an orthodontist appointment for when she's human again. Priorities, babe. We're talking POWERS: flying (sick), eating people we hate (therapeutic), and whether we'd use our immortal abilities for good or evil. The answer? Depends on the vibe. Monday through Wednesday we're basically Batman. Thursday onward? Chaos incarnate. Erika Kirk makes yet another appearance because we're obsessed and we will NOT be taking questions at this time. THEN we spiral into teen sexy vampire shows, vampire porn (yes, really), and why being undead would either be the best thing that ever happened to us or an absolute nightmare depending on our blood sugar levels. Immortality! Moral ambiguity! Dental drama! It's all here.

    35 min

  7. JAN 18

    Death, Taxes and Takeaway Curry.

    We asked ourselves the big question this week: If you had one day left on earth, how would you spend it? Deep meditation? Heartfelt goodbyes? Nope. Turns out we'd mostly just faff about, max out every credit card we can get our hands on, and buy some absolutely rad motorcycles and cars we'll never have to pay for. This week we explore deeply hypothetical questions like "if we got poisoned from a deadly puffer fish meal and had 24 hours left to live, what would we do?" and whether, if it turned out we were patient zero for a civilisation-ending virus, we'd stay in a room to keep humanity safe or just go full demolition mode on earth's existence. We somehow get sidetracked into snooker chat, discuss Trump, driving tanks (because why not), and other peak millennial responses to existential dread. In the end, we conclude that the perfect last day on earth probably involves sleeping in, ordering a curry, finally telling our nearest and dearest their honest rating out of 10, and informing people who are shit that they are, in fact, shit....all while refusing to feel guilty about any of it. Join us for this week's episode where we answer life's biggest questions with the energy of someone who's already given up.

    30 min

  8. JAN 9

    Truffle Butter.

    Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast, where millennial nostalgia meets absolute chaos! This week, we're exploring the phrases that defined a generation – and somehow still live rent-free in our heads. We're kicking things off with a deep dive into Urban Dictionary's hall of fame (or hall of shame?) with the legendary term "truffle butter." If you know, you know. If you don't... well, you're about to find out why some things can never be unlearned. From there, we do what we do best: quote literally every movie and cartoon from 1995-2005, giving shoutouts to our surprisingly large porn star listener base, pitch random celebrities who would absolutely thrive on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and make our case for why Elon Musk to become our podcast sugar daddy. We accept payment in Teslas or Twitter bots. It's nostalgic, it's ridiculous, and it's exactly the kind of conversation you'd have with your friends at 2am – except we recorded it and put it on the internet. CONTENT WARNING: This episode gets spicy right out of the gate, so maybe save it for your solo commute rather than the family road trip.

    37 min
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Two millennials stumbling through adulthood while mentally stuck in the '90s, wondering when we're supposed to start feeling like real grown-ups. Each week, we dive into the weird, wild world of millennial life—from conspiracy theories that keep us up at night to bizarre things our parents made us do. Join us for unfiltered conversations, questionable theories, and chaotic energy from people who remember dial-up internet noises. Sometimes the best way to handle being an adult is embracing that we're all winging it. New episodes weekly.

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  • Creator
    Chloe;LadyM
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    36
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chloe;LadyM
  • Show Website
    Our Sh*t Podcast.