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Chloe;LadyM
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Two millennials stumbling through adulthood while mentally stuck in the '90s, wondering when we're supposed to start feeling like real grown-ups. Each week, we dive into the weird, wild world of millennial life—from conspiracy theories that keep us up at night to bizarre things our parents made us do. Join us for unfiltered conversations, questionable theories, and chaotic energy from people who remember dial-up internet noises. Sometimes the best way to handle being an adult is embracing that we're all winging it. New episodes weekly.

  1. 42m ago

    Wazzzzzuppppp... Got any Cheesecake?

    This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the fascinating criminal mastermind strategy of: What would you steal if you could only take things that mildly inconvenience your victim? Chloe gets absolutely rage-baited as we discuss stealing her precious books and foot-related thefts are apparently a category (don't ask), followed by tech annoyance 101. We also threw in a scary movie shoutout because apparently that's what the title references and we're nothing if not cryptic. We wrapped up with a chaotic quick-fire round of our worst burglar preferences. From book theft to password pilfering, we've covered all the petty crimes we'd commit with zero consequences. Warning: Contains rage-baiting tactics, food-related crime fantasies, password disclosure chaos, and proof we'd be terrible actual criminals.

    34 min

  2. May 31

    Sweaty Bollocks and Moist T**s – The Heatwave Episode.

    This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're sweating through our clothes and our dignity as we discuss surviving a UK heatwave. First up: heatwave fashion. We're talking black t-shirts and shorts because that's our vibe and we're not changing it. Other summer staples include shirtless skinny men and people wearing full pajamas to the supermarket. Fashion is dead. Next crucial question: do you stay or leave the UK during a heatwave? After much deliberation, we've both agreed: absolutely always leave. The UK is a hellscape when it's warm. Then we moved onto panic summer buys - you know, those random things you impulse purchase when it's hot? Lady M said Twister lollies, but Chloe didn't hear her properly. So Lady M had to rattle off other guesses while Chloe wasn't paying attention. Then Chloe finally said "Twister lollies" and Lady M immediately claimed she'd already said that exact thing. Gaslit by your own podcast co-host, classic. We then spiraled into nostalgia comparing childhood summers versus adult summers. Lady M has plenty of golden memories to share. Chloe, on the other hand, can only remember a traumatic cat death. Moving on. We wrapped up with quick-fire rounds of what we love and hate about heatwaves - the results were predictably contradictory. Warning: Contains fashion crimes, UK weather complaints, childhood trauma, shirtless men observations, and enough gaslighting to make you question your memory.

    36 min

  3. May 24

    The Idiot Test & Other Ways We'd Ruin Everything.

    Episode Description: This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're discussing what we would do if we ruled the world. Cue evil laugh. What big changes would we make? Can we make it a better place? Turns out, absolutely not. We kick off with the idiot test - identifying idiots and casting them out. There's a lot of them. We tackle keeping David Attenborough's soul alive by putting him in a head jar à la Futurama (sorry David), and discuss natural selection. Again, idiots are out. Next: bank holidays. We need TWO a month, minimum, and decent ones we can actually prepare for. Lady M wants uncensored TV with more blood, gore, and violence to keep everyone happy. Other brilliant rulings include banning social media, deploying strike force teams on sexual predators, bringing back plastic (controversial), and deleting fake news with military precision. So basically, the world is still quite bad under our ruling but a little more chaotic, a little more millennial, and very Our Shit Podcast. Warning: Contains authoritarian tendencies, Futurama-inspired immortality plans, idiot deportation schemes, violent television advocacy, and enough questionable policy to concern actual world leaders.

    36 min

  4. May 15

    The Reality of Office Life and the Recurring Turdosaurus.

    This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're asking the big question: What would we rather do than go to work on a Monday? Spoiler alert: literally anything. Chloe is officially done with corporate life and has regressed to eating easy chewable baby snacks because adulting is overrated. We dove into our lengthy career paths of bar work, graduate schemes, and living the millennial 9-5 lie that promised fulfilment but delivered Excel spreadsheets and existential dread. Lady M casually drops that she became a deputy manager of a 5-star hotel at 18 that had a dead person in the attic. Moving on. No f***s given by teenage management climbing that ladder. We discussed worst jobs, dream jobs, and then quick-fired "things we'd rather do than go to work on Monday." Chloe keeps it nice and airy: waxing her entire body, assembling IKEA furniture. Lady M goes full chaos: being dragged naked on a gravel road, getting hit by a car..., surviving in miserable pain. You know, standard preferences. So grab your baby snacks and reminisce on your own work fails while we question every life choice that led us here. Warning: Contains corporate burnout, hotel attic secrets, IKEA torture preferences, gravel road fantasies, and the mysterious recurring Turdosaurus that nobody asked about.

    36 min

  5. May 9

    If I Die, Contact Me on Blackberry Message.

    WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 3! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the doom and gloom of the world but trying to cheer everyone up with our peak millennial energy. Spoiler alert: it's not working, but we're trying. We kicked off with quick-fire rounds including "what was your first ringtone?" (embarrassing), "what is a peak millennial flex?" (owning a house, apparently), and "when and how did you know you were old?" The answers are depressing but hilarious. After much deliberation, we've concluded that everything in life somehow comes back to hot milk and cinnamon. Don't question the logic, just accept it. We touched on the weird phenomenon of dead people still existing on Facebook, then revealed our dream dinner guests: Lady M wants to invite Steve Irwin (dead millennial icon), while Chloe has chosen Tiger King who is... still very much alive. Someone didn't understand the assignment. We also mentioned Reform, Nigel Farage, Justin Beiber's haircut from the 2000s, Ai taking over the world, and discovered that Lady M has somehow outlived her predicted death day. Happy Dead Day! It's chaotic, it's back, it's Our Shit Podcast - Season 3 baby!

    34 min

  6. Apr 6

    AliExpress Machine Gun Kelly.

    SEASON 2 FINALE CHAOS! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we forced Chloe to download a dating app and then proceeded to absolutely destroy every profile we came across. You're welcome, internet dating. To be fair to these poor unsuspecting daters (are we though?), we gave them alternative names before ripping apart their pictures, personalities, and questionable life ethics. Each lucky contestant got a score out of 10, and let's just say the results were... tragic. Plot twist: dating in your 30s is apparently a barren wasteland of disappointment and bad selfies. Who knew? We also read out some internet dating comedic/horror stories from Reddit because misery loves company, and honestly other people's disasters make us feel better about our own lives. From AliExpress Machine Gun Kelly to whatever fresh hell awaits in those DMs, we've covered it all. Shoutout to our sponsor (we don't have a sponsor, someone please sponsor us). Welcome to Season 2's grand finale where we've learned absolutely nothing and destroyed Chloe's dating prospects in the process. You're welcome.

    36 min

  7. Mar 29

    Will My Sleep Paralysis Demon Stick a Christmas Tree Up My Anus?

    This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're confronting our deepest fears and honestly they're more embarrassing than terrifying. We kick off with the ultimate modern horror: accidentally sending abusive messages directly to the person you were slagging off. Absolutely mortifying. Then we dive into Lady M's public speaking phobia which is unfortunate given it's literally her day-to-day job. But hey, if Trump can mess it up on the world stage, so can you! Solidarity in chaos. We explore peak millennial terrors like pronouncing words incorrectly in public and chronic oversharing that haunts you at 3am. It's chaotic, it's odd, and apparently dolls are watching us. We also tackle genuinely scary things like sleep paralysis demons with questionable festive intentions, the irrational fear of rice (yes, rice), and many many absurd ones. We've covered the full spectrum of what keeps us up at night and tbh it's mainly self-inflicted chaos.

    36 min

  8. Mar 20

    More bangs, no buck.

    Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast and this week we are FIXING DATING and talking about the Do's and Don't on a first date. You're welcome. From basic hygiene (you'd think it goes without saying, but here we are), to what you should and absolutely should not talk about, to whether a MAGA hat or as Lady M correctly calls them, a Mega hat is ever acceptable (it's not). We get into dating apps, loo etiquette, eating habits, and somehow end up fully unhinged in a MAFS spiral, including a deep dive into job titles that sound completely made up and probably are. Unhinged? Yes. Sorry not sorry.

    32 min
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Two millennials stumbling through adulthood while mentally stuck in the '90s, wondering when we're supposed to start feeling like real grown-ups. Each week, we dive into the weird, wild world of millennial life—from conspiracy theories that keep us up at night to bizarre things our parents made us do. Join us for unfiltered conversations, questionable theories, and chaotic energy from people who remember dial-up internet noises. Sometimes the best way to handle being an adult is embracing that we're all winging it. New episodes weekly.

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  • Creator
    Chloe;LadyM
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    45
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chloe;LadyM
  • Show Website
    Our Sh*t Podcast.