America Speaks Podcast

America Speaks

Day-to-day happenings in the old US of A.

  1. Oh Canada! A Trade Comedy of Errors

    06/29/2025

    Oh Canada! A Trade Comedy of Errors

    Join us as we dive into the latest head-scratching trade drama with our neighbor to the North! Just a week after President Trump and Mark Carney were "palling around together as if they were buddies", Trump abruptly announced the US is "ending trade talks with Canada, effective immediately" and "threatening new tariffs" via a social media post. Why the sudden freeze? It seems the President has "for a long time been fixated on dairy farmers in Canada", believing "the Canadian government is protecting a relatively small number of dairy farmers in Canada by putting tariffs and quotas" on US dairy. He thinks these farmers are "ripping off American dairy farmers". And just when you thought that was all, a "new element of digital taxes" from Canada entered the chat, causing the President to declare they're "back to square one again". We'll explore the bewildering timing – why "muddy it up" when Trump had "good news" from a Supreme Court win and was "going to announce a deal with China," our "biggest trading partner"? He didn't even mention a "snafu with Canada" during a nearly hour-long press availability just before his social media announcement. We'll also look at how the market reacted, initially enthusiastic about China progress but then the Dow dropping after this "new thing" with Canada. Get ready for a hilariously confusing look at international relations, where the "strategy" is anyone's guess, and social media posts can instantly change the global trade landscape!

    11 min
  2. The Emperor's New Polls

    06/28/2025

    The Emperor's New Polls

    Welcome to The Emperor's New Polls, the podcast where we pull back the curtain on the latest political antics with a healthy dose of humor and a side of disbelief. Remember when Donald Trump was described as "the wannabe emperor who has no clothes"? Well, the sources suggest that the country knows it, and the polls now reflect it, as Trump's failures continue to pile up. Join us as we unpack the growing public frustration reflected in recent Fox polls, showing Trump "underwater on almost every issue". We'll highlight the ironic turn of events, such as his significant drop in approval on inflation (down 30 points!) and the overall economy, despite these being issues he ran on. We'll also delve into his foreign policy ratings, with 57% disapproval. Get ready for some comedic takes on the "new turn" in Trump's "break up with Fox News", as he reportedly lashed out at the network, claiming it has been "biased against me for years" and "always wrong and negative". We’ll also explore the surprising development of Trump "losing on his core issue" of immigration, an area where he used to "pull very well on" and had a "10 plus points advantage". Discover the humor in how a "larger movement against the president from inside the MAGA faction" is taking shape, with figures like Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Green reportedly taking issue with his foreign policy approach. And we certainly won't shy away from discussing other "big beautiful bill[s] that skyrockets the deficit" and military parades that allegedly cost taxpayers millions "to basically stroke his ego". It's politics, but with a punchline, because sometimes, you just have to laugh!

    12 min
  3. The "Colossal" Policy Playbook

    06/28/2025

    The "Colossal" Policy Playbook

    Welcome to The "Colossal" Policy Playbook, your go-to podcast for unpacking the most "amazing period of time" in American governance! Join us as we dive headfirst into the "colossal abuse of power" that once plagued the nation, allegedly inflicted by those "radical left judges" who acted like "Emperors". But fear not! Thanks to "brilliantly written" Supreme Court opinions, we can now "promptly file to proceed with numerous policies" that were once "wrongly enjoined on a nationwide basis". Get ready for deep dives into topics like "ending birth right citizenship, which now comes to the fore that was meant for the babies of slaves" (and definitely "wasn't meant for people trying to scam the system"), as well as the bold moves to stop federal taxpayers from "paying for transgender surgery". We'll explore how these judicial victories are allowing the administration to finally deliver what the American people "voted for in record numbers". Beyond the courts, we'll celebrate the "hundreds of billions of dollars" pouring in from tariffs – proving those critics who thought it would cause a recession should "go back to Business School". And speaking of things that defy expectation, we'll discuss why our country is now the "hottest country anywhere in the world", earning global respect that was supposedly lacking "6 months ago". Join us for a humorous, no-holds-barred look at executive power, judicial overreach, and the truly "unbelievable" events shaping our policies. Because when the stakes are this high, sometimes all you can do is laugh!

    14 min
  4. The Emperor's New Polls

    06/25/2025

    The Emperor's New Polls

    Welcome to The Emperor's New Polls, the podcast where we pull back the curtain on the latest political antics with a healthy dose of humor and a side of disbelief. Remember when Donald Trump was described as "the wannabe emperor who has no clothes"? Well, the sources suggest that the country knows it, and the polls now reflect it, as Trump's failures continue to pile up. Join us as we unpack the growing public frustration reflected in recent Fox polls, showing Trump "underwater on almost every issue". We'll highlight the ironic turn of events, such as his significant drop in approval on inflation (down 30 points!) and the overall economy, despite these being issues he ran on. We'll also delve into his foreign policy ratings, with 57% disapproval. Get ready for some comedic takes on the "new turn" in Trump's "break up with Fox News", as he reportedly lashed out at the network, claiming it has been "biased against me for years" and "always wrong and negative". We’ll also explore the surprising development of Trump "losing on his core issue" of immigration, an area where he used to "pull very well on" and had a "10 plus points advantage". Discover the humor in how a "larger movement against the president from inside the MAGA faction" is taking shape, with figures like Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Green reportedly taking issue with his foreign policy approach. And we certainly won't shy away from discussing other "big beautiful bill[s] that skyrockets the deficit" and military parades that allegedly cost taxpayers millions "to basically stroke his ego". It's politics, but with a punchline, because sometimes, you just have to laugh!

    12 min
  5. Waving & Whining: Trump's Great Parade Tantrum

    06/18/2025

    Waving & Whining: Trump's Great Parade Tantrum

    Welcome to Waving & Whining, the podcast that takes a humorous dive into the most absurd moments in politics! In our inaugural episode, we unravel the astonishing saga of how a $45 million military parade, intended to mark 250 years of the U.S. military, reportedly became a source of intense frustration for Donald Trump. Join us as we explore the incredible claim that the former commander-in-chief was "livid" because the soldiers participating were, shocker, "having a good time," "waving at people," and "enjoying themselves". Imagine the horror! Trump, according to Michael Wolf, reportedly wanted a "menacing show of force" and for soldiers to appear "intimidating" and "stone-faced enforcers of his will," rather than displaying any "human connection" or "joy". We'll dissect the phone call where Trump reportedly "reamed out" Pete Hegseth, complaining that "the tone was all wrong," and questioning "who staged this". The irony? This wasn't just a "birthday parade" (as he apparently called it to the military) but his alleged "entrance fee into the autocrat club," a bid to brand himself as "menacing". Hear about his reported jealousy of other "autocrats, dictators, strong men" like Putin and Kim Jong-un, and how his attempt to recreate their "perfectly choreographed displays of military might" turned into a "flop" because it looked "too festive, too American, too democratic". Tune in to laugh at the sheer absurdity of a leader reportedly throwing a fit because his troops were proud and personable, instead of projecting "fear and intimidation" as his "personal enforcement arm". It's a comedic look at how a desire for an "authoritarian aesthetic" met the unexpected reality of smiling soldiers!

    12 min
  6. Rocket Science & Rocket Sarcasm: The Musk-Trump Space Feud

    06/15/2025

    Rocket Science & Rocket Sarcasm: The Musk-Trump Space Feud

    Welcome to Rocket Science & Rocket Sarcasm: The Musk-Trump Space Feud! Ever wondered what happens when Silicon Valley's most unpredictable titan and the nation's most polarizing political force collide? Well, grab your popcorn, because it’s a cosmic comedy of errors, with the "entire space industry reeling" and astronauts on the International Space Station left asking, "How are we getting home?". Join us as we unpack the "disgusting abomination" bill, the "cartoonish tax cuts," and enough "pork to start a barbecue chain" that kicked off this intergalactic spat. We'll dive into the dramatic threats of decommissioning SpaceX's Crew Dragon program—the "only American crude transportation system to the ISS"—and how it turned a budgetary disagreement into a "full-blown aerospace crisis". From public unfollowing to "passive aggressive funding threats", this isn't just a policy debate; it’s a "messy political breakup" playing out with "Musk's unpredictable persona" and Trump's "characteristic flare". Discover how "one man, one company, and one capsule had quietly become indispensable", leading to emergency meetings and "crisis discussions" worthy of a prime-time drama. Is it a "genuine power struggle or political theater"? An "alien versus predator for political nerds"? Or just two "chess masters playing on public squares"? Tune in to Rocket Science & Rocket Sarcasm for a humorous, insightful look at the "highstakes positioning game" that's got the world watching, wondering if America's space future is getting "caught in a very terrestrial fight".

    17 min

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Day-to-day happenings in the old US of A.