Cockney & Son

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Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London is what happens when I sit down with my straight-talking, old-school Londoner dad to try and make sense of the world we’re living in today. From parenting and politics to prices and pronouns, nothing’s off-limits — and trust me, nothing gets sugar-coated. We see life through two very different lenses, but it’s all grounded in laughs, honest opinions, and the kind of unfiltered banter only a father and son can get away with. Whether you remember phone boxes or need subtitles when he starts chatting, this one’s for you.

  1. 5D AGO

    Britain’s Worst Quiz, RSVP Rage & Cutting the Apron Strings

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Cockney & Son, Lew puts Steve’s “proper British” knowledge to the test in what might genuinely be the worst quiz ever created. From pork scratchings and dunking biscuits to playgrounds that nearly killed an entire generation, it quickly descends into complete chaos. Then it’s time for Adam & Eve It as Lew goes on a full birthday party rant about people who never RSVP properly. Why do parents wait until the last second to reply… or worse, just turn up anyway? And in Say It Like Steve, the conversation turns surprisingly emotional as they chat about Year 6 kids wanting independence, walking to school alone, and the terrifying reality of finally cutting the apron strings as a parent. Plus, there’s questionable stories, old school London memories, and four Bleedin’ Dad Jokes that probably should’ve stayed in the notebook. Available now on all podcast platforms. Watch along on YouTube… or just ask Alexa.   🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son. Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on? Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon  Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

    31 min

  2. MAY 15

    Get Out Dad, Zebra Not Crossing & Morning Rat Fans

    Send us Fan Mail After Richard somehow turned a nice family day out into a 40 mile ramble through Hastings, SATs week stress, birthday chaos, and me completely failing at time management… Episode 14 is a slightly unhinged one. This week on Cockney & Son: • Bit of a Natter  The aftermath of the “short walk” that nearly finished us off, SATs stress, and surviving another busy week • Adam & Eve It  Zebra crossings… why does nobody stop anymore? • Say It Like Steve  Politics, pavement works taking 120 days, and why everyone just needs to slow down a bit • Bleedin’ Dad Jokes  Questionable jokes, terrible punchlines, and chaos as always Real life, random opinions, and complete nonsense. Exactly how we like it. If your family weekends somehow always end in exhaustion… this one’s for you. 🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son. Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on? Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon  Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

    30 min

  3. MAY 8

    Public Eye, Poll Day Loop Hole & Helpful Injections

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Cockney & Son, things get surprisingly dramatic… because Dad’s officially been recognised in public and it may have gone straight to his head. From bank holiday chaos, soaked pedalo disasters and planning the girly’s birthday party, to SATs week stress and the debate around schools closing for polling stations, Lew and Steve are back with another honest, funny and completely unfiltered episode. This week’s Adam & Eve It tackles the frustration around school attendance fines, inset days and election week closures… while Say It Like Steve dives into the growing conversation around weight loss jabs, dieting and whether modern life is making healthy living harder than ever. Plus there’s terrible dad jokes, old-school opinions, and a reminder that none of us actually remember Year 6 maths. If you like proper conversations, a bit of nostalgia and two generations trying to make sense of modern life… this one’s for you. 🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son. Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on? Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon  Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

    29 min

  4. MAY 1

    Cockney Catch up, Pothole epidemic & why dad hasn't got hitched (again)

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Cockney & Son, we’re back with another chaotic catch up as we dive into a packed family weekend, from beach adventures and birthday celebrations to garden projects and pre teen excuses for being too tired for school. In Adam & Eve It, Steve tackles Britain’s pothole epidemic, sharing his brutally honest thoughts on the state of UK roads, why they seem worse than ever and what really needs fixing. In Say It Like Steve, dad answers a listener’s personal question about why he never remarried, with his usual honest, unfiltered style. Plus, the Bleedin’ Dad Jokes return with more questionable humour. Real life, proper opinions and plenty of laughs. 🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son. Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on? Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon  Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

    27 min

  5. APR 24

    Holiday Madness, Tube Strike 2.0 and Stop Overthinking

    Send us Fan Mail Back to reality… and it’s chaos. After what feels like half a year of kids being off, back-to-back holidays, ferry trips, theme parks, and a household bug wiping Rich out, we’re finally back behind the mics — just about holding it together. This week on Cockney & Son: Bit of a Natter: The madness of post-Easter life, juggling kids, travel, and trying to get back into some sort of routineAdam & Eve It: Tube Strike 2.0 — have they gone too far this time? Honest opinions incomingSay It Like Steve: “Most people overthink things that don’t really matter” — and why we all need to just crack on sometimesBleedin’ Dad Jokes: Dark, questionable… and probably our best/worst yetReal life, proper opinions, and a lot of chaos — just how we like it. If you’ve ever needed a break after a break… this one’s for you. 🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son. Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on? Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon  Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

    26 min

  6. APR 10

    The Bleedin’ Dad Joke Special

    Send us Fan Mail This week… we’ve completely lost the plot. No “then vs now,” no deep chats — just a full-on Bleedin’ Dad Joke head-to-head. Five jokes each. No filter. No mercy. Just ten absolutely terrible jokes. While Lew’s off living his best life on holiday, we didn’t want to leave you hanging — so we’ve pre-recorded this chaotic special where it’s Dad vs Son to see who actually delivers the better (or worse) punchlines. From immortal cats to questionable woodworking courses… it’s exactly what you’d expect — and somehow worse. 👉 We need you to decide the winner: Was it Lew or Steve? Drop us a message, comment, or DM and cast your vote. Short, painful, and definitely not award-winning… but if you made it to the end — fair play. Follow, subscribe, leave a review, and we’ll be back next week with a proper episode. 🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son. Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on? Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon  Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

    8 min

  7. APR 3

    It’s the Cockney & Son Easter special… kind of.

    Send us Fan Mail This episode is pre-recorded (so don’t expect us to be knee-deep in chocolate just yet), but we’re still diving into everything Easter — from how it used to be back in the 70s to the full-blown chocolate madness of today. We chat about: What Easter looked like “back in the day” vs now How kids somehow end up with 5–10 eggs eachWhether Easter has become more about showing off than celebratingHot cross buns getting completely out of handAnd the truth about who actually eats all the leftover chocolate (spoiler: it’s not the kids)There’s also a classic Adam & Eve It rant about modern Easter pressure, a simple Say It Like Steve question (dream Easter egg — money no object), and of course… some properly questionable Easter dad jokes to finish. As always, it’s honest, it’s funny, and it’s a little bit chaotic. If you’ve ever wondered how Easter went from one small egg in foil… to full-on Easter Eve boxes and themed home décor — this one’s for you. Hit follow, leave a review, and share it with someone who loves a good moan. 🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son. Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on? Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon  Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

    25 min

  8. MAR 27

    Clocks, Cows & Constant Notifications

    Send us Fan Mail This week on Cockney & Son, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of the clocks going forward… and asking the real question — does anyone actually benefit from it anymore?  From the origins of daylight saving (cheers, William Willett) to whether it still makes any sense in 2026, we’re combining Bit of a Natter and Adam & Eve It into one big chat-and-moan session — because let’s be honest, staying positive about losing an hour is a stretch. We also get into a proper debate with this week’s Say It Like Steve: “Technology was meant to save time… not fill it.” Has tech made life easier, or has it completely taken over? From phones running our lives to work following us home, it’s old school vs modern life — and neither side is holding back. Plus, we round things off with a few questionable Bleedin’ Dad Jokes that may (or may not) leave you laughing. So whether you love the lighter evenings, hate the clock changes, or just fancy a good old moan — stick the kettle on, you don’t wanna miss this one. Don’t forget to follow, leave a review, and share it with someone who loves a rant as much as you do. 🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son. Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on? Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon  Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

    23 min
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Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London is what happens when I sit down with my straight-talking, old-school Londoner dad to try and make sense of the world we’re living in today. From parenting and politics to prices and pronouns, nothing’s off-limits — and trust me, nothing gets sugar-coated. We see life through two very different lenses, but it’s all grounded in laughs, honest opinions, and the kind of unfiltered banter only a father and son can get away with. Whether you remember phone boxes or need subtitles when he starts chatting, this one’s for you.

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  • Creator
    Lew & Steve
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    42
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Cockney & Son
  • Show Website
    Cockney & Son

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