Two Old Ladies and a Microphone

Two Old Ladies and a Microphone

Carissa and Courtney are two (allegedly not-that-old) work friends with microphones, caffeine, and absolutely no business podcasting—but here we are. Every episode, we dive into fascinating debris from pop culture and weird nostalgia to hot takes, chaotic games, and questions no one asked. It’s unfiltered, occasionally thoughtful, and frequently derailed by our own cats. We’re not experts, but we are very opinionated—and that counts for something, right? Grab your coffee and come hang out. New episodes drop whenever we get it together (but technically it's monthly)

  1. Season 1, Episode 18 Trailer

    Announcement: Break time!

    Hi Friends! We’re taking a little break but will be back with you as soon as we can! In the meantime, please feel free to keep listening to our Season 1 episodes and thank you so much for your support!  Courtney and Carissa (Courtney will be dropping one more nonaffiliated episode soon) Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, send love mail, or just creep our cat pics. We won’t judge. Disclaimer: We’re just two chatterboxes sharing our thoughts, definitely not experts dishing out professional advice. Anything we say is purely our opinion (or a random tangent we wandered into). If you take life advice from us, well… that’s on you. Listener discretion (and maybe a strong cup of coffee) is advised. Copyright & Content Use: All content in Two Old Ladies and a Microphone is owned by us and may not be used, reproduced, or distributed without our permission (except for fair use, like short clips for commentary or reviews). We may occasionally include clips of external content for discussion, critique, or commentary under fair use. All such clips remain the property of their respective owners, and no copyright infringement is intended. The views expressed are our own and do not reflect those of any employers, sponsors, or innocent bystanders.

  2. Feb 19

    Episode 17: Boddities

    In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone', we delve into the fascinating and often bizarre world of human bodies that we’re calling “Boddities.” We’ll explore “Why do bodies do that?” looking at various bodily functions, reflexes, and quirks and discussing everything from the science behind goosebumps to the phenomenon of hysterical strength. Then in our new segment we’re calling “Reflections” we will take a look at which body part do we think we could let go of and why. The episode concludes with our last semi final lineup of Red Rover featuring Team Rudolph vs Team Swingin’ Serengeti. And just because it was funny and we couldn’t stop laughing, stay tuned after the episode for a rarely included outtake.  Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, send love mail, or just creep our cat pics. We won’t judge. Disclaimer: We’re just two chatterboxes sharing our thoughts, definitely not experts dishing out professional advice. Anything we say is purely our opinion (or a random tangent we wandered into). If you take life advice from us, well… that’s on you. Listener discretion (and maybe a strong cup of coffee) is advised. Copyright & Content Use: All content in Two Old Ladies and a Microphone is owned by us and may not be used, reproduced, or distributed without our permission (except for fair use, like short clips for commentary or reviews). We may occasionally include clips of external content for discussion, critique, or commentary under fair use. All such clips remain the property of their respective owners, and no copyright infringement is intended. The views expressed are our own and do not reflect those of any employers, sponsors, or innocent bystanders.

  3. Jan 15

    Episode 16: Unhinged Offerings

    In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone', we venture into the nature of advice, particularly focusing on the bad advice people often give and receive. We explore the reasons behind why bad advice is so prevalent, and share some of our personal anecdotes of unhinged advice we’ve encountered, and reflect on our own experiences of giving advice. Then it’s our first semi final game of 'Red Rover', where we pit the characters from Friends vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer against each other.  Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, send love mail, or just creep our cat pics. We won’t judge. Disclaimer: We’re just two chatterboxes sharing our thoughts, definitely not experts dishing out professional advice. Anything we say is purely our opinion (or a random tangent we wandered into). If you take life advice from us, well… that’s on you. Listener discretion (and maybe a strong cup of coffee) is advised. Copyright & Content Use: All content in Two Old Ladies and a Microphone is owned by us and may not be used, reproduced, or distributed without our permission (except for fair use, like short clips for commentary or reviews). We may occasionally include clips of external content for discussion, critique, or commentary under fair use. All such clips remain the property of their respective owners, and no copyright infringement is intended. The views expressed are our own and do not reflect those of any employers, sponsors, or innocent bystanders.

  4. 12/18/2025

    Episode 15: Santa Baby

    In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone,' we dive into the chaos and joy of holiday traditions. We’ll explore the essential elements for a perfect Christmas, from mood music and festive snacks to beloved holiday movies and our own personal aesthetics. We’ll let you in on our Christmas Eve rituals and Christmas Day traditions before squaring off in our final round of Red Rover. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Two Old Ladies! Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, send love mail, or just creep our cat pics. We won’t judge. Disclaimer: We’re just two chatterboxes sharing our thoughts, definitely not experts dishing out professional advice. Anything we say is purely our opinion (or a random tangent we wandered into). If you take life advice from us, well… that’s on you. Listener discretion (and maybe a strong cup of coffee) is advised. Copyright & Content Use: All content in Two Old Ladies and a Microphone is owned by us and may not be used, reproduced, or distributed without our permission (except for fair use, like short clips for commentary or reviews). We may occasionally include clips of external content for discussion, critique, or commentary under fair use. All such clips remain the property of their respective owners, and no copyright infringement is intended. The views expressed are our own and do not reflect those of any employers, sponsors, or innocent bystanders.

  5. 11/20/2025

    Episode 14: Wild Things

    In this episode, we explore the relationship between humans and animals .Which ones do we like, not like or are scared of? How many animals exactly have chased Courtney?  And why? Then we each pick our favorite animal (or insect ) from land, air, and sea. This week’s episode of Red Rover is featuring Africa's Big Seven with the introduction of the “stinky kid”. And of course Cat Chat to round it all out! Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, send love mail, or just creep our cat pics. We won’t judge. Disclaimer: We’re just two chatterboxes sharing our thoughts, definitely not experts dishing out professional advice. Anything we say is purely our opinion (or a random tangent we wandered into). If you take life advice from us, well… that’s on you. Listener discretion (and maybe a strong cup of coffee) is advised. Copyright & Content Use: All content in Two Old Ladies and a Microphone is owned by us and may not be used, reproduced, or distributed without our permission (except for fair use, like short clips for commentary or reviews). We may occasionally include clips of external content for discussion, critique, or commentary under fair use. All such clips remain the property of their respective owners, and no copyright infringement is intended. The views expressed are our own and do not reflect those of any employers, sponsors, or innocent bystanders.

  6. 10/23/2025

    Episode 13: Fangs vs Fur

    Awooooo! Welcome to our Halloween episode! Are you team Werewolf or team Vampire?  In this episode, we will be sharing a little bit of history on each as well as how the famous “rivalry” came to be. Then we will be doing a Werewolf vs Vampire breakdown based on various categories we chose based on absolutely nothing at all! We return to Red Rover with the Scooby Gang from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and wrap up with the usual Cat Chat! Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, send love mail, or just creep our cat pics. We won’t judge. Disclaimer: We’re just two chatterboxes sharing our thoughts, definitely not experts dishing out professional advice. Anything we say is purely our opinion (or a random tangent we wandered into). If you take life advice from us, well… that’s on you. Listener discretion (and maybe a strong cup of coffee) is advised. Copyright & Content Use: All content in Two Old Ladies and a Microphone is owned by us and may not be used, reproduced, or distributed without our permission (except for fair use, like short clips for commentary or reviews). We may occasionally include clips of external content for discussion, critique, or commentary under fair use. All such clips remain the property of their respective owners, and no copyright infringement is intended. The views expressed are our own and do not reflect those of any employers, sponsors, or innocent bystanders.

  7. 10/09/2025

    Episode 12: I'm with Stoopid

    In this episode of Two Old Ladies and a Microphone, the topic of discussion is the concept of “is ignorance really bliss?” We’ll then share our own “dumbest dumb I ever dumbed” and reflect on the lessons learned from those moments. We return to Foursquare with 'beautiful magical himbos' before wrapping up with Cat Chat. Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, send love mail, or just creep our cat pics. We won’t judge. Disclaimer: We’re just two chatterboxes sharing our thoughts, definitely not experts dishing out professional advice. Anything we say is purely our opinion (or a random tangent we wandered into). If you take life advice from us, well… that’s on you. Listener discretion (and maybe a strong cup of coffee) is advised. Copyright & Content Use: All content in Two Old Ladies and a Microphone is owned by us and may not be used, reproduced, or distributed without our permission (except for fair use, like short clips for commentary or reviews). We may occasionally include clips of external content for discussion, critique, or commentary under fair use. All such clips remain the property of their respective owners, and no copyright infringement is intended. The views expressed are our own and do not reflect those of any employers, sponsors, or innocent bystanders.

  8. 09/25/2025

    Episode 11: Dude...You're Awesome!

    In this episode of 'Two Old Ladies and a Microphone', we are celebrating the awesomeness of life! We will chat about some of our favorite things as well as some of our favorite “groups” of people. We are changing things up a bit this week, so instead of our usual Foursquare, we’re going to attempt to play a virtual game of  Red Rover featuring the cast of Friends. And we’ll wrap up with some updates on our furry friends. Stay in the loop: https://linktr.ee/twooldladiespodcast Follow us, send love mail, or just creep our cat pics. We won’t judge. Disclaimer: We’re just two chatterboxes sharing our thoughts, definitely not experts dishing out professional advice. Anything we say is purely our opinion (or a random tangent we wandered into). If you take life advice from us, well… that’s on you. Listener discretion (and maybe a strong cup of coffee) is advised. Copyright & Content Use: All content in Two Old Ladies and a Microphone is owned by us and may not be used, reproduced, or distributed without our permission (except for fair use, like short clips for commentary or reviews). We may occasionally include clips of external content for discussion, critique, or commentary under fair use. All such clips remain the property of their respective owners, and no copyright infringement is intended. The views expressed are our own and do not reflect those of any employers, sponsors, or innocent bystanders.

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Carissa and Courtney are two (allegedly not-that-old) work friends with microphones, caffeine, and absolutely no business podcasting—but here we are. Every episode, we dive into fascinating debris from pop culture and weird nostalgia to hot takes, chaotic games, and questions no one asked. It’s unfiltered, occasionally thoughtful, and frequently derailed by our own cats. We’re not experts, but we are very opinionated—and that counts for something, right? Grab your coffee and come hang out. New episodes drop whenever we get it together (but technically it's monthly)

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  • Creator
    Two Old Ladies and a Microphone
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
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