Them's The Bones

Martin Handfield
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Join us on Tortuga, the legendary Pirates Haven, to follow the (mis)adventures of one Small Fry, would-be Pirate Captain, and his merry crew of miscreants. Them's The Bones is a humour-filled series inspired by the works of Terry Prattchet, Douglas Adams and Kurt Vonnegut. But with Pirates, of course!

Episodes

  1. 07/30/2025

    Chapter Two - Scaramouche

    Let us now make the acquaintance of one Scaramouche, fence, salesman and all around bullshitter, a central figure on Tortuga Island, and a well-dressed one to boot. Scaramouche's Parlour of Exuberance and Fine Taste has been bleeding doubloons left and right lately, but being the astute businessman he is, he's found a neat solution. Come and hear as Scaramouche and his right-hand man, the scheming Johnny, plan a Grand Strategy that will forever change the face of the Island...

    15 min

  2. 06/20/2025

    Chapter One - Tortuga

    Join us on Tortuga, the fabled Pirates Haven and thriving Metropolis nestled in a rather shallow region of the Seven Seas, as we make the acquaintance of one Small Fry, would-be Pirate Captain, just at the start of his shift at the Greasy Cutlass. And don't forget. Don't touch the oil, never touch the oil!

    19 min
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Join us on Tortuga, the legendary Pirates Haven, to follow the (mis)adventures of one Small Fry, would-be Pirate Captain, and his merry crew of miscreants. Them's The Bones is a humour-filled series inspired by the works of Terry Prattchet, Douglas Adams and Kurt Vonnegut. But with Pirates, of course!

Information

  • Creator
    Martin Handfield
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    2
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Martin Handfield
  • Show Website
    Them's The Bones