Lesbians are Brutal: A Queer Ultimatum Recap Podacst

Lesbians Are Brutal

Join Kara (@Knife_Lore on tiktok, bluesky and tumblr) and Mae (@tummyachemorticia on Tiktok, @maebynever on bluesky) a lesbian couple preparing for marriage in recapping Season 2 of the Queer Ultimatum and relishing in the lesbian chaos.

  1. Queer Ultimatum Season One Recap: Almost Everyone Makes a Terrible Decision

    FEB 8

    Queer Ultimatum Season One Recap: Almost Everyone Makes a Terrible Decision

    It's Ultimatum Day! This show revealed some people's partner was actually their biggest op but don't worry, almost everyone still decides to get engaged! We look on in horror and realize that maybe, Vanessa didn't deserve ALL of that.

    1h 36m
  2. Queer Ultimatum Season One Recap: The Producers Are The Real Villains

    JAN 25

    Queer Ultimatum Season One Recap: The Producers Are The Real Villains

    We're backkkkkk! After several weeks of this episode languishing in Audacity because we didn't have time to edit, enjoy our thoughts on our contestants the eve of Ultimatum Day. Featuring every couple having the same exact fight for the 5th time this season and the producers gleefully traumatizing marginalized people.

    1h 27m
  3. Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: "Cocktails and Conversations" aka "Getting Drunk and Screaming"

    12/14/2025

    Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: "Cocktails and Conversations" aka "Getting Drunk and Screaming"

    After a chaotic changeover, out contestants spend some time with their original partners who they definitely don't hate and the producers let them out of their adult dorm apartments for some truly egregious snuggle hugs.

    1h 14m
  4. Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: The Changeover aka Fight Night

    11/24/2025

    Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: The Changeover aka Fight Night

    It's time for the contestants to go back to their original partner, and literally no one is happy about it. Featuring more of production being awful, far too may prepared statements by Vanessa and dogs witnessing terrible things.

    1h 45m
  5. Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: In Which Everyone's Friends Beg Them to Cheat on their Partner

    11/09/2025

    Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: In Which Everyone's Friends Beg Them to Cheat on their Partner

    We close out the trial marriages with WWE introductions for people's parents, Aussie's little backpack and some cute red flags just waving in the wind.

    1h 31m
  6. Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: Dogs and Fingers and Security Cam Footage, Oh My!

    10/26/2025

    Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: Dogs and Fingers and Security Cam Footage, Oh My!

    It's one for the ages as Kara and Mae remember that Shylo the dog, the first appearance of the security cams and "fingergate" happen in the same episode!

    1h 35m
  7. Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: A Wonderful Non-Gendered Being

    10/13/2025

    Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: A Wonderful Non-Gendered Being

    Kara and Mae close out the season one choice (notably lowercase) and move into the first night of trial marriages! There's more of Vanessa being weird. producer malpractice and discourse about butts in the bed.

    1h 5m
  8. Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: It's a Lie World and Vanessa's a Fake Person

    10/06/2025

    Queer Ultimatum Season 1 Recap: It's a Lie World and Vanessa's a Fake Person

    Kara and Mae recap episode 2 of season 1 of the Queer Ultimatum blissfully unaware of the impending cancellation. There's cheap wine, dramatic cocktail parties and, what we can now definitively say is probably the best fight in the series.

    1h 48m
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Join Kara (@Knife_Lore on tiktok, bluesky and tumblr) and Mae (@tummyachemorticia on Tiktok, @maebynever on bluesky) a lesbian couple preparing for marriage in recapping Season 2 of the Queer Ultimatum and relishing in the lesbian chaos.

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